/gg/ - Guitar & Bass General

Orange Amps Own Edition

How do I start learning guitar/bass?
>justinguitar.com
>studybass.com
Guitar chords and inversion
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com
Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com/guitar_craftpedia_en.html
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com/FretsPages/Luthier/Technique/Setup/BuzzDiagnosis/buzzlist.html
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz/#F!v2oQgKhB!5nEaeUD8xxQYO8ipUoViqw

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>he can't afford a Gibson, the only guitar which is good enough, because he spent all of his money on designer burkinis

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gonna go see boris and babymetal this weekend
any shows you've been to in memory or shows you're looking forward to?

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*crack* *sip*

The Harmony Bobkat, now THAT was a guitar

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This month I'm seeing

Hot Snakes
Massive Attack
Hot Chip
Melvins

Kys

Why are you so fucking MAD?

why do literal boomers want to listen to Voodoo Child covered over and over?

nice
>massive attack playing at the literal masonic temple in detroit
kek

Nobody wants to hear Voodoo Child played by anyone who doesn't do it as well as SRV.

Why are gibsons only ever good enough? Why not exceptional?

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that title is reserved for other, better guitars.

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>pedos whoring out their 'temple'

I have a flying V, and I gotta say, it's pretty exceptional in my opinion. The finish is smooth and frictionless, and the pickups sound amazing. I plugged it into amps that I previously thought sounded like ass and it sounds great.

because weebs fetishize them?

This but an ESP E-II Eclipse

he's a mad lad

that's where you're wrong. Bona"massa you gunna make me squirt's" entire fan base wants to listen to Kenny Wayne Shepherd and a million other hacks do the exact same rendition.

Did you know that the metal genres appeal mostly to children?
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Only $400-$500 now. Other Harmonys are selling for around 900.

how many days have you spent being mad at metal ? 3?

shhh, he's fishing

Is this from GYBEs new album gaiz

legend has it he went to guitar center to try out gibsons and pretend he could afford one, and then a mean metalhead aka a manchild took the les paul he was playing and started shredding so hard he felt embarrassed and had to leave before he even had a chance to buy strings for his squier

those first notes never fail to make me giggle

Yes, I knew that. Manchildren who still wear the same type of all black clothing they wore in high school.

desu at this point he's less likely to hook metal fans than he is to hook someone just being mad at him for incessantly shitposting

i'm that someone now

>durr i destroy /gg/ on purpose! XD
what a fucking loser

i know he's going to start replying to this, "look at him go", "he sure is mad guys", and probably call me jcum if i push it, but he doesn't deserve any more attention than this post

I own a Les Paul

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Manchildren like with his tiny Vans.

timestamped pic and vocaroo or i deem you a metalhead

Child genres, nobody respects you if you play or listen to any of these:
Metal
Jazz
Rock
Punk
Noise
Shred

Adult genres, universally accepted indicators of maturity:
Blues
Country
Pop
Funk
Western swing
Neo-soul

Who here took advantage of the back to school special?

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please don't turn this into /metal/

whats up with the obsession these weebs have with Les Pauls? was it in a famous animu?

>Adult genres
>Blues

Everything after this is a waste of breath.

>manchild took the les paul he was playing and started shredding
n-no bully, pls

i'm waiting kiddo

based

youtube.com/watch?v=xmFfZ0JHpa0

Child genres:
Metal
Punk
Noise
Shred
Pop
Adult genres:
Jazz
Rock
Blues
Country
Funk
Western swing
Neo-soul
Not music:
Rap/hip-hop
Electronic

vocaroo.com/i/s0w8130WMfeS

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>Adult genres
>Jazz
>Rock

You're a manchild jcope

>neosoul

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dream theater oct 5

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nice my man
honestly surprised they're still around

>No timestamp
>No original vocaroo
>He can't afford a Gibson after all

Oh ho ho

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you didn't even fall for bait
you misconstrued a joke post
what is happening

>Caring about what others think
>Knowing the "differences" between genres
>Thinks shred is a genre
>Browsing Yea Forums and having an ego

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That’s why he’ll never see my Gibson Les Paul

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>Family man with a mortgage and a pension who can name more football teams (20+) than he can anime characters (0): Metallica is actually pretty good.
>Childless, single, unemployed nerd who can name more anime girls (100+) than football teams (1: the bears): You fucking manchild.

lol Yea Forums is so funny

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>three chord pentatonic wankfest
Oh and look, there's modern country right underneath. Just kill me now.
youtube.com/watch?v=aT9iox7jH1g

>he doesn't have a les paul to show

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will you show me your les paul? I like looking at guitars

Did you just assume her gender?

>Family man with a mortgage and a pension who can name more football teams (20+) than he can anime characters (0): Metallica is actually pretty good.
LMFAOOOOOOO

that sounds like the average metallica fan actually

just listen to this

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWWe9mkAi4

but you're both

>carpe diem baby
>baby
Baby music

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>he can't take pictures of his nonexistent Gibson, the only guitar that is good enough, because he spent all his money on temporary breast enlargement

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>tfw this is a real thing

for what purpose? trannies that are too pussy to be trannies?

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Is this sam's gay american cousin?

No that’s jcum

Thats not me dude.

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ITP: Jcum acknowledges he is a manchild with tiny girlfeet.

take notes Sam

Nah fuck no. Thats not me tbis dude spunds like a fag and not.liek mercury

>people who watch football

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Itp?
Fuck the packers and bears

In this post.
In b4 "god I wish that was me."

Im into bdsm but not water works or scat.
Hard pass

>flying V

Post pics my man

What kind of zoomer acronym is that

Why are Orange amps getting shilled so hard lately?

underage poster exposed

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This is a bad guitar made by a bad guitar maker.
What if I can name every NFL team and every prominent college football team as well as over 100 anime girls?

Condor: At Least We Aren’t Dean!

Redpill me on why the fuck people use EMG guitar pickups other than the retro-actives, X series, and 57/66.

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Squeelie dooo

>tfw you own a Gibson Les Paul

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Mercury was a fag though is it true that cum makes your voice sound better?

I've been told Rod Stewart once needed cum pumped out of his stomach, so it must be true.

Pics or it didn't happen

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Youre not fooling anyone dumbass.

Are you retarded?

I’ll share this pic with you :)

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Will my own cum work?

Ive heard this too. Thought i was the only one in some weird mandela effect

Learn to use your colune and tone knobs. Emg actives are real good but for very tight xlewr demanding sounds. Not for le shoegaze or noise.

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Lol you're too poor for a gibson

>He couldn't afford to pay $9 more for enough headroom for EMGs to almost sound like real pickups

Only if you stick a plug of ginger up your butt and keep it in there for at least an hour first.

Guys I have a Les Paul now
Now I can be cool like you guys
R-right?

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Figging only works for about 20 minutes though

They didnt exist when i got mine. You already know this. Sell me an emg set to compete with dimarzio transition set

>that bridge

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please
PLEASE
don't spend your remaining teenage years here

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Imagine the smell

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>he can't afford to upgrade his painfully inadequate pickups that only a metalhead would think sounds good

Just like muh pee arr ass

better than a gibson!! lol

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I love the les paul shape
hate the les paul neck

Fuck off.

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It looks cool to me :-)

Google figging

He won't post his Gibson because he actually owns an E-II Eclipse

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I genuinely mean it dude
you should be spending this time living your life
making friends
smoking weed and going to parties
go anywhere but here, for your own sake

Yeah and they pulled a gerbil out of Richard Gere's butt.

Is it worth it buying a loaded strat pickguard, or should I just get all the parts individually?

What's the deal with Sunn amps?

They're beastly amps that were discontinued due to poor sales

Google sounding

they weren't tubes so boomers didn't buy them

if all your sales are pro artists you sell like 50 amps and then you go out of business. so the guitar industry learned that you market to hobbyists that can't play for shit first and actual guitarists second.,

It takes a lot to shock (no pun intended) me but I did a double-take when I first discovered that electric sounds exist.

Way ahead of you.

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My buddies dad got scar tissue in his dick and it closes up if he doesn't sound his urethra at least once a month

If I spent $2000 on a les paul knock off that didn't even have a real brand name on the headstock I'd also be too ashamed to post it and tell everyone i had a Gibson instead

google muffing

Neat; I learned something today!

That sounds painful but trannies would be into that

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why didn't he post his les paul?

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Why didn't you? Don't tell me all your guitars are inadequate.

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>tfw you own a genuine Gibson Les Paul

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You first.

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>they didn't let him have a Gibson at the store because his Sakura was too small when he pulled down his pants

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>he couldn't even afford to rent a gibson because he spent his last $50 on a yue body pillow

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I can't seem to find a good Rickenbacker 335 (preferably a 60's one) around me :(

so a copy of a gibson and a copy of a Rob Chapman

can you blame him? she's cute

>tfw no flat chested angel gf

fun tip anons

>DIP YOUR GUITAR IN OIL

often

are you trying to do a trick on us

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Every PRS guitar comes pre-dipped in tone oil.

how much of /gg/ would disappear i i filtered "gibson", turned on recursive filtering, and turned on hide stubs?

let's find out.

There was still some /gg/ left so I filtered les paul, metal, sam, jcum, condor, and dean too.

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At least the last thread had some chord discussion.

how'd you filter my post

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Close your eyes and your bullies go away

How do I sound more like Mercury? Is GRIDS the answer?

What body shape haven't been tainted by anime girl?

stockless

I NEED A BASS COMBO AMP OR RIG FOR GIGGING WITH A DRUMMER AND TWO GUITARS. CANT GO OVER 750. PLZ RECCOMEND

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how am i doin
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plug into the pa directly like a good basscuck

Ed Roman Rockingbird

wtf, i thought they were??
that being said, i loved the sound of the roland jazz chorus solid state i borrowed one time.

where's the singing my guy

this

wut

imagine the tone

i played the melody with the chords. nobody cares about me or what i have to say so i don't sing ever anymore and only speak aloud when spoken to.

shut up little strummer boi

youtube.com/watch?v=M99gXN42QAs
What is that opening chord and why do I love it so much?

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C Eb Bb
Cm7 without the 5th
Because it's a simple pleasant chord but hardly ever used in a heavy context like that

commie guitar masterrace

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All this talk about Gibsons, I just want one of these.

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I want this fugly thing instead of an SG. What do you think /gg/?

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white-on-black or vice versa pick guards have always looked disgusting to me but you do you my man

I don't usually comment on newfaggotry, but calling 'inb4' a 'zoomer acronym' is just appalling. You're like twelve years late.

Own one without the trem bar, they play fucking great

I have the poorfag revstar
is that model supposed to be their "gretsch"?

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After 10 years of casually playing guitar and just learning tab after tab, music theory has clicked thanks to a few Youtube videos
Why did none of the guitar teachers I had in high school teach me modes and scales, I could have been making music this whole time

Because people are stupid.

it's not the same for everyone. Some people have something else that makes it "click".
Look at me. I took my first private piano lesson when I was like 5. I'm 24 now and I still have no idea what the fuck I'm doing.

any videos in particular that helped? a-asking for a friend

I think it was their top-end model when the line was first released, but there's a couple more expensive ones now.

Can you tell me what videos do you recommend for someone that is on the situation that you were before?

Bought a new Zelda shirt

justinguitar.com has some great theory lessons, as recommended in the OP.

What the fuck are you replying to me for?

youtube.com/watch?v=96cydVB4w-A
youtube.com/watch?v=RyR98UEtt18
I have a little bit of context in terms of basic music theory such as chords, rhythm and intervals so these may not be what directly helps you, but feel free to give them a lookover regardless.
From here I've just been trying to learn as many scales as I can while figuring out the keys to music that I like and riffing over/remaking +rearranging them in Ableton, trying to figure out what works and what doesn't

Bulk replying, easier than reading each post. I also replied to myself.

It's a known fact that anime improves tone

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>they weren't tubes so boomers didn't buy them
but they were, then fender bought the brand and once in a blue moon they release the reissue.

I wonder when Fender will buy Gibson. It will be a glorious day indeed.

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You guys gave your guitar a name?

No

75% of /gg/ don't even have one

Mjolnir.

Jazzmaster guy (formerly Flying V guy) here, my index finger has a blister from playing. What do I do? My other fingers appear to be developing calluses.

Pop it and keep going.

fun fact: this boomer meme died when 1000 gecs admitted that Monster was their favorite drink and helped them make the album 100 gecs

i would kill anyone who names their own guitar. its a good thing BB King is dead or i would knife that nigga

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How do I fix singing from the back of the throat? I thought I had improved that. I'm already raising the palate

>I'm an adult
>I'm desperate for people validating me as an adult

I'm still considering the name for my new baby. Still have no name for my old strat and tele.

Laranja

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Laranjado

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Sometimes I regret getting it on the most discrete colors possible

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My shitty stratcopy makes a loud humming noise; the problem comes from the guitar since there's not such a noise with my other guitar.
So I guess it's a ground-related issue. Is there any obvious problem?
Pic related

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Looks like there's no ground of the bridge

unironically this, depending on the type of music you play, bring a drive pedal and plug into the pa

Also, single coils naturally hum. The shielding may be insufficient too

Who here /bent tendons/?
I can't get my fretting hand's fingers straight anymore, the joints get bent to either side

Indeed, there is none, thanks for noticing it. There's also no ground on the selector switch, should I add a ground wire?

it's all just harmonic relationships!!

it's a grounding issue only if it makes a different buzzing noise when you touch the knobs the strings or the bridge. hum is normal for single coils.

This. This is why being locked within theory sucks. You can learn the sound of intervals and play by ear

I've been treating my guitars with the same luthier for nearly 7 years and every damn time I ask for higher action for better tone he gives me the same talk "no user the buzzing doesn't come out of the amp, you're probably hearing it because you practice unplugged or with the amp too quiet" then I say ok but I think it affects the tone and then he insists on the same shit. My desire is to raise my voice authoritatively and tell him to just do what I ask him like I'm his boss

wait until you learn about pythogorean tuning and history of equal temperament! all stringed instruments like guitar never intonate perfectly. i guess that's why orchestras don't often have fretted instruments?

I'm not a luthier but I think yours might be clinically retarded
if the action's low enough that strings buzz on the frets, how the fuck does he think that that doesn't affect tone?

learn how to do it yourself... it's really not that hard.

Why do you even own shampoo? You never wash.

I'm going to go ahead and tell you that this is bullshit.

If he doesn't do what you're paying him to do, stop paying him and go to someone else.

They just discontinued this color without a single word

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Luthier I am fuckin paying you to set up my guitar the way I want it, not to tell me how I want my guitar set up

You refretted my Condor, you straightened its neck on your pressing machine, you say the nut can't be any higher or else it'll go out of tune. And yet the Guitar is buzzing on the open and first frets. Then you say user you can't strum too strong, *proceeds to imitate a retarded monkey strumming strongly* then I say my strumming doesn't buzz on my other guitars and don't go fuckin out of tune with it. Then he says everything is ok, it can only be the dead strings. See, the strings are dead. He gave me a talk on string brands and how the cheaper ones are inconsistent, I proceeded to buy a set of daddarios from him. Imma install the daddarios tonight and if the guitar doesn't get good I am taking it back at him.

The uneven temperament doesn't matter but yeah I have come to think about fretless shit having better intonation if you have the skill for it.

He just says it's normal for electrics to buzz acoustically, it doesn't come out of the pickups.

I tried to make it clear that I understand that but I believe that it still affects the tone, but I came out like a stuttering sperg and it crossed his ears like wind.

I can set up guitars but I just paid him for another service and I want the guitar to work perfectly.

I do

I'm sick of your kind. You never suffered or faced difficulties and go around telling people theirs is a joke.

I'm afraid other ones will do a retarded job (like it happened when I brought it to a beginner luthier) or charge crazy prices.

Samuel, I'm a doctor, and I'm telling you that "bent tendons" is not a diagnosis. Have you ever seen a tendon? It's fibrous and extremely flexible: it's meant to bend. Perhaps you meant to claim that you have tendonitis.

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

When I play too much or practice harder bends or overuse the computer, my fingers do not get straight. Oh wait, that's exactly what I said on the first post and you're just arguing about semantics to show me that you're a doctor.

"Bent tendons" is not a diagnosis; they are meant to bend. Modify your technique if it's causing you injury.

>he insisted on semantics
When your customers get in your clinic do you go around correcting their words instead of getting what they're describing?

"Bent tendons" is not a diagnosis, and I absolutely correct patients who tell me they've had "heart attacks" when they've had transient dysrhythmias. The resulting implications on future management are huge.

You just quoted the words bent tendons of a post I didn't say then. I said the finger won't get straight.

Thick

>didn't say *them*
Fixed

See: >Who here /bent tendons/?
"Bent tendons" is not a diagnosis; they are meant to bend. Modify your technique if it's causing you injury.

LOOK AT THAT MESS LMAO CLEAN YOUR ROOM SAM.

sammy are you actually arguing with a dcotor about your fucked up hands

If you're going to keep arguing with my older posts then what's your point in correcting me? Damn you're thick kill yourself

While I am enjoying the irony of being called thick by Samuel, you should modify your technique if it's causing you injury.

Are you also gonna say I can't argue with my luthier if he insists that low buzzy action doesn't thin out the tone even if the buzz itself doesn't come out of the amp, and thinks I'm just complaining because I practice with the amp too quiet and hear the acoustic buzz over the amp? (yes he thinks that)

Faggots. Faggots everywhere.

fuck off samuel

Suck my dick fagggggoootttttt

fuck off samuel :D

>virtuoso who can name more porn stars than actual women he's met in his life

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Stop.

Or just warm up well and stretch before and after, that could be his problem, no?

Hey brother, your post isn't related to music. And that's the opposite of virtuosity.

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That could well be contributing. I'd be willing to bet that he has a death grip on his barres, though.

>he has a death grip on his barres
What does that mean exactly?

Man on a Mission tonight, and maybe Iron Maiden on Monday if I cop tickets. Maybe Babymetal next month as well should I not commit to going to Aftershock

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I meant to quote in regard to my post. My apologies.

brehs

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Child genres:
Metal
Punk
Noise
Shred
Pop
Rock
Blues
Country
Funk
Western swing
Neo-soul
Rap/hip-hop
Electronic
Adult genres:
Jazz

Stop shitposting and go read a book

on theory?

If your wanna be a singer
Or play guitar
Man you gotta sweat
Or you won't get far
But it's never too late
To work nine to five

On feminization surgery

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I'll buy pre-ripped jeans but it feels too dishonest to get a pre-distressed guitar. That does look pretty cool though. Would look better with pickups that look like a Duncan Mini and DiMarzio Twang King, though. I guess you can probably just buy custom pickup covers. Never really looked into that much.

>all of these boomers obsessing over their bland, production, guitars and yelling at each other over who's mass produced piece of shit is nicer
kek. If it ain't custom shop, it ain't worth my time.

In my local scene, I trash on and make fun of boomers that play Gibson's. I even call them out on stage because a Gibson is a sign that you lack originality and are better off in a shitty cover band. Stop wasting my damn time.

wow user you are pretty cool

youtube.com/watch?v=F1rWwZpKQGs

>le blues scale meme
lmfao. who is this guy? he's fucking terrible. There's only one thing more embarrassing than playing a Gibson:

playing a Gibson over a backing track

stfu grandpa. Shouldn't you be taking your metamucil right now?

damn user you sure told me

nah, grandpa, I REMINDED you to take your metamucil. you're forgetful, just like when you forgot that playing a Gibson makes you a faggot

jeez user the burns just dont stop

This tone can only come from a Les Paul

youtube.com/watch?v=PZYvRfm5sQo

they are heavy as fuck tho

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Look guys this dude is really a superior musician! Wow

that's because you can only get one "tone" from a Les Paul. Les Paul's lack versatility and every Les Paul player sounds the same.

Page sounds like Slash, who sounds like Ace Frehley, who sounds like Zakk Wylde, etc. etc. They may be using different rigs and have different levels of gain; but the core sound is the same: boring and lifeless, like a Gibson Les Paul

Imagine playing like this in front of some many people. You would freeze

youtube.com/watch?v=2KnVR1tBKV4

Haha you totally don't get it
Go find another hobby that will stroke your gay snobbery better. Oh sorry I forgot it: there's no other hobby where people will accept you as superior simply for owning expensive gear.

Nah, it's a full out ballsy tone. Thick and liquid

please user this is just cruel

youtu.be/dKWo4sWU7ok

>haha you don't get it back in my day....
grandpa, SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one cares what you have to say about some shitty guitar with a scale length suitable for a child or a manlet with small hands.

nothing says "i'm old, out of touch, unoriginal, and a complete fraud" quite like a Gibson Les Paul does

Too much gain imo.

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honestly user youre just being mean now

What do you play user?

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This guy is amazing. I guess boomers can play

That hurts bro. I have small hands :(

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wow, his phrasing vastly improved the second he switched guitars! imagine that!

I play two guitars: A custom ESP Snapper 6 and a custom Mayones 7, 27" scale

Not a huge fan of either of those but i can respect your choice. mainly play my SSS strat, sometimes switch over to my RG.

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I want to get this Snapper so bad but /gg/ says it's ugly

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dude if you want it just get it, it's not their guitar right.

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Hes full of shit. They don't sound the same at all.

STRAT PLAYERS ALSO ALL SOUND LIKE STRAT

Check this. Ace Frehley and Slash trading solos on the same song, same Marshalls, same producer. Yet they have different tones.
Starts at 2:20 youtu.be/4wUR8QpGwhw

You are compensating for the fact that your playing sucks so you rely on gear as an attempt to an unique sound.

>lol manlet scale lenght
Ace Frehley is 1,90m, you probably feel like a manlet yourself and again is trying to project the opposite

I love RG's but could never get fully comfortable with the Wizard necks. i bet that Strat looks beautiful

it's not my cup of tea; but that is a beautiful guitar. I love the hints of purple on the finish and the contrast with the neck is exceptional. regardless if you like some of the aesthetics or not, I bet that ESP plays like a dream and i wouldn't pass up on it.

>PLEASE DON'T THINK I AM A CHILD!! LOOK, I PLAY 25" SCALE GUITARS!!

They're jealous, you'd be a fool not to buy this and dab on gg.

Olympic white strat, fuckin love it. I get what you mean with the wizard neck but i only use the rg for faster playing, like steve vai and joe satriani stuff.

Here's a tip:

A good guitar player will sound great on any guitar. Tone comes from the hands

This. It's why a Condor is good enough for me.

Sam if you just bought a gibson you wouldn’t be having these problems

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>only a Gibson is good enough for me because any other guitar doesn't make up the sound enough to hide my shitty playing

honestly user what youre doing to him is just wrong

the Gibshit delusion is strong, I see. I legitimately can't tell whose playing stops and whose begins. why? because their tone is identical and there's really no difference there except maybe some eq'ing in post production to make the two passages stand out and not seem totally identical.

if you think studio trickery makes up for the fact that Les Paul's are pieces of shit, then good for you kid -- I can tell you've never been in the studio before.

>Ace Frehley isn't a manlet, you guys!!!! stop being a meany pants!!
god you sound like an insufferable faggot defending Kiss right now lmfao. go adjust the ears on your tube TV, grampa, the signal isn't coming through and Margaret wants to watch I Love Lucy

I bet I would, on every forum there's posts about poor QC and Gibsons needing a setup

t. HasNeverPlayedaLesPaul

P.S. More buttmad ravings and pop rock name dropping

>aye aye aye help me /gg/ my condor has had so much work done and it’s still shit
>uh.....its a good guitar im not poor

Why do you even need the guitar then? Maybe just go find some anime girls and work on your tone.

>I legitimately can't tell whose playing stops and whose begins
They're literally panned to each sides.
Now you confirmed what I suspected: you have brain damage.

>if you think studio trickery makes up for the fact that Les Paul's are pieces of shit
What? I said the opposite, that the two guitarists have different tone despite playing through the same studio gear. Like it's different tones in different albums.

>He even knows the name of old people's TV programs
Hahahhahahaahhahahahaa

Why? I'm giving him what he wants, he's trying to start a shitstorm and get yous.

>3 piece body
Lmfao

>HE LIVES WITH GRANDMA AND IS SICK OF HAVING TO WATCH TV WITH HER SO HE VENTS ON Yea Forums

Think of it like this

1/1000 gibsons has mildly fucked paint or need a screw turned, and somehow get complained about instead of returned for a good one
10/10 condors need refretted and given a new nut and yet huehuehues can’t get the repairs right either

All this anger and nonsense because he can’t afford a gibson

Post your custom snapper, tough guy. Inb4 LTD with aftermarket pickups.

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>They're literally panned to each sides.
and they still sound the same -- that was the point. Even their playing sounds the same. Same style, same gear, same tone, same shitty guitar.

Since you're delusional and have never been within 5 blocks of a studio in your life, allow me to educate your dumb ass: same exact tone; but with minor EQ differences to make the lines stand out. Other than that, they are virtually identical and if you had the dry recording track, you'd be unable to tell the difference -- guaranteed.

>grampa trying to pretend he's never heard of I Love Lucy
CRINGE

0/100 ESPs have fucked paint or need a screw turned

Only an ESP is more than good enough

Also Sayo > *

No, I only refretted because I wanted the biggest Dunlop 6000 frets. My Condor Tele's stock frets are good and I have no need to replace them at all.

would anyone do that
go on the internet and tell lies

>He just found about EQ and is trying to make believe he's some studio expert
O I am laffin

>and they still sound the same -- that was the point. Even their playing sounds the same. Same style, same gear, same tone, same shitty guitar.
>I legitimately can't tell whose playing stops and whose begins.
Haha now you're contradicting yourself. Ur losing ur shit

*shrugs*

So, what's your guys' favourite K-On song? For me it's Fudepen Boru Pen
youtube.com/watch?v=a9PMvmp529g

>muh Jipsons
>muh Extra Small Penis
>muh Fendentures

Fictional guitar prodigy Hina Hikawa wouldn't settle for anything less than her custom-made telecaster

Be like Hina.

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who is the anime girl kirk hammet? i need an anime girl to post so i can fit in

honey sweet tea time
youtube.com/watch?v=ZfjmObsriPM

I can name +20 football teams and I think Metallica is okay. Also I’m a family man

I'm an employed, married anime nerd with a family who can name 100+ football teams and 100+ anime girls and I think metallica sucks. Listen to anthrax.

>he gave up
>he will never post his snowflake guitars

lol

imagine buying a kiesel to be unique instead of because it's a high quality guitar without the "guitar stores need a cut of the profits too" markup and "dude legendary brand played by like five cool people" markup

So what, you're the first kind

>I hate looking cool, I would rather play a guitar that makes me look like the asshole that I am but at least it covers my insecurities

For me it's Fuwa Fuwa Time. You can't beat the classics.

>looking cool
>playing guitar in 2019, outside of a retirement home

Pick one

Metal heads even fight like children lol

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go back to posting the brown haired anime girl, she's cuter than this tranny

new new new

>he confessed he lives with his retired grandparents
Lol I win

Too early, that's a spam thread

But can you play a rogue starterr?

What about Les Paul himself?

When will they learn?

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Football is for the mentally feeble

Manlets like that always try to make themselves feel better by playing baritones.

That doesn't make sense. It would make you look smaller. A mustang, now that's a guitar for the vertically challenged.

Here he is. Why don't you take a pic, faggot?

You can't see manlets on Yea Forums, only read their shitposting about scale length.

Thig is I'm tall with small hands. God did a number on me

Lol imagube being over 6' with a peen less than 7"

I did when I was 15

I'm 5'6" and I play a large jumbo acoustic

weird humblebrag

Don't fall into the sound hole. It's difficult to get you out.

Why is it humblebrag
I play the best sounding type of body despite how it looks against me because I like having the best sound

you but you're fucking tiny haha

Ttmoe has large fanbase

>He thinks he can hear the sound of the body through his amp

does that make up for his small penis

Have you seen his penis? Lmao

dont need to, all manlets have small penises :D