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Michael Carter
Evan Nelson
About right
Aiden Carter
accurate although this publication is still a stinking pile of shit and always will be. not gonna read
Charles Jackson
Fuck that cringe site.
Cameron Taylor
they're right and tool sucks shit but also they just gave lana del rey a near perfect score so this is more of "broken clock is right twice a day" situation
Hunter Nguyen
Trash remains trash, what's new?
Camden Clark
can't wait for these types of threads to come to an abrupt halt after the paywall goes up
Ethan Perry
Paywall will bury pitchfork
Also, tool sucks
Nathaniel James
are they really doing a paywal?
literally nobody will pay for it, pitchfork is behind twitter even for art hoe trendsetting
Joseph White
this is now a "pitchfork gets it horribly wrong" thread
Cooper Ramirez
I'm 34. I've listened to all of the albums on the Yea Forumscore list out there and I'm re-listening to FEAR INOCOLUM for the umpteenth time (realistically, I'd say I've listened to it at least 100 times) and I just have not found that many other albums to match it artistically. It is just so inspired throughout the entire thing. It bothers me that folks would write it off as "metal" or "hard rock" and only consider it good in those categories. I've found a LOT of "metal" and "hard rock" to be very subpar and many people in those bands let the loud volume account for what they lack in talent. TOOL is unlike any other band on the planet and their scarcity, limited material and mystery make them all the more appealing to a world that gets EVERYTHING IT WANTS RIGHT NOW (DAMNIT!). TOOL fans wait and wait for more material ... and the reason why is their existing material is so amazing - especially FEAR INOCOLUM.
I know what I am saying has been said a million times before, but it just seems like everytime I read about TOOL in a major publication they write them off as a fringe band. I know MJK does not give an F about all this ... I'm just sad they don't get the respect they deserve on those best of lists. The Yea Forumscore list is filled with awesome stuff - no denying that - but FEAR INOCOLUM deserves to be on that list.
FI>AEnima=Lateralus>10K Days>Undertow
Fuck that soi nu-male site.
Nolan Powell
"Tool are just King Crimson in Joker makeup"
Yikes, that first line of that review written by an drolegdE
Kevin Young
Lincoln Howard
sheeeeeeeee
Matthew Sanchez
Conde's pretty dumb but not THAT dumb, I think they realize that a paywall is essentially a death sentence on a site like Pitchfork and will make an exception or will remove it after a month or two
However, if they do end up going through with it and inevitably just sell the site i want Yea Forums to start a gofundme to buy it
Nathaniel Long
>Tool are just King Crimson in Joker makeup
I can't understand how anyone would even think to make that comparison lol
Robert Green
This guy's writing is all smug quips and cramming as many pop culture references into the review as possible. Just go back and read his other reviews
Dominic James
>Tool are just King Crimson in Joker makeup. They thrive in an enormously popular world of polyrhythms and prurience; of Jungian philosophy and Bill Hicks memes; of pewter dragon statues with orbs in their mouths and guys telling you that DMT is actually a chemical in your brain. Forged in the mad-at-my-dad fires of ’90s post-grunge and nu-metal, the progressive metal quartet has sustained a decades-long career on equal parts technical precision and psychedelic bullshit. Their multi-part songs are loosely about embracing pain, grief, desire, transgression, until all your chakras are open and you know exactly why the pieces fit. They’ve been a punchline for years.
Damn, that's based.
Elijah Scott
I personally would rate it 0.6 points higher, but closely accurate I guess desu. The album is just an uninspired snoozefest compared to all the other shit they've released in the past, and it's fun watching rabid Toolfags defending their disappointment of an album by saying dumb shit like "y-you just need to l-listen to it 35 more times t-to g-get it!!".
If you geniunely love the album, then that's cool, but it makes me cringe seeing talk about the album as if its a complex piece of music that needs rigorous analysis. It's not a fucking Webern piece, let it go.
David Thomas
The record sucked, and forever tarnished the legacy of the band. Easy 7.9!
Caleb Gomez
Imagine being as pozzed and faggy as this guy. Seriously just imagine for 5 seconds
Samuel Thomas
should be a 10
Jeremiah Cruz
They just couldn't resist bringing up the sexual assault allegation could they?
Jason Thompson
I bet this reviewer had some specific person asshole guy from high school in mind
John Reed
>It is hard to parse the difference between which choices here are wise (Keenan taking a back seat to showcase the interplay of the band more) and which are stale (for all the band’s rhythmic exploration, they couldn’t find one new harmonic mode to play in?). One of Tool’s problems on Fear Inoculum is that, with few exceptions, the songs feel static and brittle. They don’t have the live-wire feel of 1996’s Ænima or 2001’s Lateralus, the album that Fear Inoculum sounds most in thrall to. Songs like the opening title track feel long because they exist in protracted straight lines of mechanical riffs, as if assembled through an instruction manual. The hybridization that made Tool so popular on the radio in the late ’90s has rusted: They are part stoner metal, part prog rock, part mainstream metal, all working in ignorance and opposition to each other.
Is he right, Yea Forums?
David Baker
Those are pretty good lines, but tying them to post-grunge and nu-metal is a low blow because they obviously came up before either of those notorious genres.
Lincoln Sanchez
At least they learned eventually
Adrian Parker
What does this even mean it says nothing
Jacob Rodriguez
You are unironically fucking hallucinating. It's so incredibly disappointing that I wouldn't be able to even write a troll post about how good it is to get (you)s.
Lucas Clark
>What does the third decade look like for a band whose hit singles include “Prison Sex” and “Stinkfist”? It looks like an aging quartet betting on being calculating and precise, carefully reining things in and keeping everything familiar. Fear Inoculum could have come out any time in the last 13 years, or even the last 20 years. Above all, Fear Inoculum pays homage to Tool itself, a long-delayed encore that has fans racing back to the arena. In a recent interview, Keenan said that one of the main reasons this album took 13 years to make was fear, crippling self-doubt, and constant second-guessing. There’s no joke there, just a bit of self-reflective honesty, which is the one thing that helps keeps this hulking record afloat.
Michael Carter
You are new around here, apparently.
Christopher Ortiz
>"Fuck that cringe site"
>likes Eminem
Nicholas Barnes
Tool is shit just like all prog metal. On the other hand, pic related is the real injustice.
Tyler Gray
James Harris
Same dude that reviewed FJM and Greta Van Fleet can smell fear now
Liam Morris
>“Invincible” builds to a climax where all the polymeter comes together in a mezzo unison that feels like “Forty Six & 2” with a mute on it. The fact that the ending of “Invincible” doesn’t try to kick you in the ribs points to the larger issue: When Tool think they are using time as a psychedelic additive, it comes off as simple riff-repetition from a band that sounds tired. The stoners of Sleep or the experimentalists of Sumac own this lane of daring, hypnotic metal songs because they bring stakes; you hear people moving in on the instruments and ripping out the notes. Save for Jones’ slide guitar solo, the 23 minutes that make up “Descending” and “Culling Voices” feel so barren and overwrought, you can practically see the band sitting on cushioned stools in the studio, quietly counting out the meter with polite head-nods.
How can one man be so based?
Matthew Perez
Wow that is fucked
Kayden Scott
Relapse is a pretty good album.
Isaac Martinez
Sucker Punch is worse than Peppa Pig.
Carter Rivera
How does one end up as a music journalist?
Angel Lewis
Wow that is based
Colton Baker
Is it copypasta or something? I indeed never come to this board.
Brayden Perry
Be a music nerd with an english degree
/pol/tard with a persecution complex answer: Be a SJW that hates wypipo.
Charles Morgan
I agree with the Mars Volta rating but Clairo should be a 5 or 6
Ryan Hughes
Literally all p4k writers do besides working on their "writing" is just share their own articles with each other.
>"Wow! Great article by p4k writer! Check it out!"
>"p4k Writer Retweeted"
Christopher Reyes
>the songs feel static and brittle
Can you not read?
Carson Howard
>/pol/tard with a persecution complex answer: Be a SJW that hates wypipo
A lot of critics can only critique music based on the lyrics and sociopolitical subtext. Lame as fuck. I give no fucks about that shit
Brayden Ramirez
based
Logan Long
That's more relatable than Jacob Collier style breakdowns of all the technical aspects of a release
Colton Mitchell
live in the city off your parent's money. buy drugs from people. drug dealers know other writers. you have a degree, too. you do drugs together in an apartment and listen to shitty albums. *hits joint and snorts 4 lines* "hey, wanna write something for us?"
Isaac Barnes
hehe heh i agree, Jeremy!
Hudson Jackson
Both are terrible for different reasons. At least technical details are related to the actual music though
Grayson Mitchell
lmao /r/toolband is having a bad week
Easton Phillips
>relatable
That's not good reviewing faggot. Dumb down and simplify your writing so fickle fucks can grasp the point? No you should be shot dead if you review music and your name isn't Piero Scaruffi. Yes general info and context is good in a review but if you can't talk about the music, the thing you're supposed to be analyzing to a point where you are confident to put a number on it you are fucking stupid.
Kayden Perez
oh no, the site that has never given a fair shake to a tool album didn't give a fair shake to their new album
what were you expecting?
Hunter Robinson
RYM drones have read the Pitchfork review
Nolan Lewis
OH NO NO NO NO
TOOLFAGS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Connor Jenkins
>review opens with the stale, low hanging fruit we’ve beaten to death
>review makes it a point to mention sexual allegations
>7empist
Ah, classic Pitchfork. Never change.
Eli Flores
she/her did not like that
Jayden Walker
>but if you can't talk about the music,
Who says they're not talking about the music? You can talk about it in relatable terms without going off on a tangent about how brilliant it is that the third stanza bypasses the circle of fifths and attains the natural harmonic triad of zulu
Sebastian Nelson
>we’ve beaten to death
There's your problem. No one cares about what a bunch of neckbeards on a cambodian coffee harvesting workshop believe.
Lucas Rivera
Funny how he's criticizing their rehashed ideas by using rehashed criticisms from the past 20 years. This barely reads any different from P4k's Lateralus review.
Maybe P4k needs a new angle, it feels static and brittle, they don't have the live-wire feel of their late 90's/early 2000's reviews.
Aaron Williams
>>review makes it a point to mention sexual allegations
Imagine being this much of an absolute faggot. I know he probably doesn't actually believe it but he knows it's a great way to get more clicks on his article. This is how all of them think nowadays.
Logan Ramirez
At least they make their intentions clear-cut with hyperlinks.
Brandon Green
The one time they got it right
Wyatt Hughes
And here’s what I’ll say. I’m a lite Tool fan. I don’t get off on any of their albums but I do admire and respect a few. Fear Inoculum is enjoyable to me but also didn’t wait on the edge of my seat for 13 years, so. I think it’s a cool album and for as basic / watered down / uninspired the reviews claim to be, I’m having a lot of fun unpacking it and appreciating the riffs and drumming especially. It was really nice participating in the hype and discussions when this album first dropped, and for once it was enjoyable to see Yea Forums circlejerk an album with concrete discussion. The tide instantly turned with that Fantano review and this will cement it further unfortunately. It was good while it lasted. Meme threads will sprout up for a bit but eventually no one will give a shit about the record and that’s cool. I’m going to keep playing it until I’m burnt out on it.
Cameron Howard
Ayden Bell
she has a sextape with clairo, just saw it on twitter and a thread here had screenshots yesterday. looked legit!
Cooper Wright
gib pls
Chase Thompson
it's on p2p, i'm not celebjihad and i'm not going to jail or getting mafia hitmen for posting their property tracking my ip or the digital footprint on a file. a lot of people have the files now, obviously trying to make money off it before it's free online. it will leak soon enough, they can't stop it
there's leaks of j-law too and they're the real deal. it's a bunch of video clips from phones and some 70mm footage that look to be behind the scenes for a photo shoot but then it goes on with fucking. the guy and girl from bengalfuel have a townhouse or whatever it is in nyc and people go there and party, or stars do photo shoots. it's a mafia fuck house where you sign and go in and everybody does whatever they want. someone stole devices and drives. bengalfuel's gf said she was pursuing it legally on her insta and the leaker was shitting himself but there's probably stuff stilll in the archives aside from it being all muddied with fakes. jennifer is in videos with a lot of other stars fucking and sucking. dua lipa and emily warren. emily ratajkowski. clairo licking the bengalfuel blonde's pussy. they were posted here yesterday but the threads were deleted, even with black bars over pussy.
Joseph Richardson
Based and fully agree. It’s a solid 9/10 record in my opinion. Right up there with 10,000 Days but not as good as Lateralus or Ænima
Julian Myers
Wow they really fucked up that one, should’ve been at least 9.5
Camden Moore
there is no worse person on the face of the earth than pop culture referencer guy. none.
Jackson Adams
pitchfork are scum. their hq needs to be bombed, if they have one.
Oliver Flores
Even as a casual Tool fan, Æ has always been gold and well worth revisiting over the years. That album does a lot of things right even for people who can’t be fucked to bother with Fibonacci sequences and DMT.
Lincoln Thomas
faggots not welcome.
Hudson Stewart
who even cares, did anyone expect them to like it
pitchfork has become so predictable that you can call their bnms months in advance.
alex g's gonna get one this month. empath's gonna get one whenever they release their next album. it's just friends jerking each other off.
Sebastian Bennett
Bmup
Josiah Gutierrez
The paywall will probably be to read the full review, the score will always be visible
Ian Collins
>This barely reads any different from P4k's Lateralus review.
This is only because Tool have been consistently shitty, user
Jack Anderson
What's worse, pitchfork drones or fantano drones?
Charles Russell
lurk more, faggot
Matthew Ross
is everyone that already rated it gonna change their score now?
Luis Foster
Ngl, I had more fun reading this bait than listening to that shit ass album
Nathaniel Cruz
Arguably the worst review of all time.
Jayden Morgan
I gave it an 8 but dropped it to a 4 after the Fantano review. Pitchfork made some good points about Invincible being the best track so I raised my score to a 5.
Noah Ross
>Arguably
Ryan Harris
How often does Fantano lowball Pitchfork?
Benjamin Bailey
Kek
Brayden Reed
>the character
Josiah Torres
the reviewer actually praises the album on that review, he just baited everyone by "giving" it a bad score
Justin Sanchez
Doesn't he imply that it's garbage for teenagers
Ethan Reyes
That reviewer is either joking or an imbecyle, can't tell since I don't know much about pitchfork in general, so I don't know what to expect
Brody Kelly
You fucking people make me sick
Ryan Torres
>Forged in the mad-at-my-dad fires of ’90s post-grunge and nu-metal
lmao
Ryan Miller
>RYM score already tanking thanks to bald faggot and p4k
lmao mindless drones
Wyatt Cruz
It has honestly helped to remind me that RYM scores are not to be taken seriously.
John Edwards
Wouldn't be a real Tool album if Pitchfork gave it a good review. It's fucking tradition
Jack Johnson
Is this legit
Justin Roberts
>reading reviews that aren't sputnikmusic
the horror
Aaron Thomas
what exactly makes maynards lyrics "gamer intellectualism"?
Charles Powell
Based
Leo Russell
he said "nigger" once
Austin Smith
>reading reviews
Robert Hughes
flavor of the year bad person for liberals. just a derogatory epitaph
Christopher Long
that's not a real thing, pitchfork are retarded.
Henry Wood
Cos p4k are woke and maynard fake woke
Aiden Morales
shhh
i dont want more people its fine as is
Kevin Allen
they had to save up their points for Amnesiac that came out a few weeks after.
Brandon Myers
Here is the review guy, say something nice about him
Alexander Nelson
what a fucking nerd. dopey cunt.
Thomas Phillips
>fake woke
nah he's an edgy boomer
Gavin Harris
Cringe but redpilled
Lucas Williams
One of the things that drew me to Tool in the early 2000's was them not being attention whores.
Sad that he became such a tool over the last decade.
Jacob Ramirez
Yea Forums drones
Mason Walker
>it's perfectly understandable and ok that Nine Inch Nails never made another The Downward Spiral or The Fragile
>it's perfectly understandable and ok that Marilyn Manson never made another Antichrist Superstar on Mechanical Animals
>it's perfectly understandable and ok that Rammstein never made another Sehnsucht or Mutter
>it's perfectly understandable and ok that The Prodigy never made another Music for the Jilted Generation or The Fat of the Land
>hurr Tool sucks soooooooooooooo much because they never managed to make another Aenima or Lateralus reeeeeeeeee
Isaiah King
>The Prodigy
I liked No Tourists, and I came to this opinion before Keith necked himself
Christian Howard
this is my first time reading about pitchfork and they seem like your typical hate click driven retards
Charles Adams
looks like a yid
Michael Perry
admittedly they were clickbait faggots before it was cool
Austin Bailey
Why are Tool fans so fucking obnoxious?
Lucas Nguyen
Austin Martinez
I'm a huge tool fan, I saw them live multiple times, I even have a Lateralus tattoo on my back, but this album is crap.
Hudson Stewart
The paragraph you are replying to literally complains that the new album is in thrall to Lateralus but inferior in execution.
Liam Clark
bruh
Isaiah Stewart
kek
Isaiah Diaz
They reacted to a fake interlude thinking it was real. Top tier cringe. Glad they enjoyed the rest of the album though.
Easton Torres
>They reacted to a fake interlude thinking it was real.
? any details on that?
Brayden Mitchell
Juan Lopez
The score is literally just bait. If a Yea Forumstard is actually interested in hearing out some critic's opinion they should read their writeup. Number scores are a total meme for autists who NEED to sort stuff.
Ian Hernandez
Incorrect
Matthew Morris
you guys finding high school alright so far?
Tyler Bell
Based
Jack Edwards
Idiots
Daniel Jones
Not even close. Check out the review for Kate Bush "The Dreaming" they put out last year, they gave it a 7 bcs "muh cultural appropriation" (the aussie accent) and queer theory, even if it's the less "sexual" or even romantic KB album ever
Camden Bennett
Absolutely embarrassing
Dylan Jones
yikes or bait
form your own opinions
Jose Sanchez
I really don't understand how they're currently making money for Conde Nast, if labels aren't paying for positive reviews. They have two ads on the whole site, and I just can't imagine they get as many clicks. Clicks aren't even a thing anymore; blogs aren't a thing anymore. And the site isn't even interactive.
Logan Phillips
Accurate scores
Owen Lee
You are illiterate. Read more.
Anthony Jenkins
They should make the bad scores in red and the good ones in black.
Sebastian Peterson
This record should have been released 13 years ago. It sounds so fucking dated, especially those cheesy synths. Fucking awful. 5.4 is extremely generous.
Christian Cox
Idk how Pitchfork get these things. I've seen very skeptical critics and others too condescending. It's like they don't even check the reviews before uploading them.
The last week I searched the 1975 just to make fun of their scores, surprisingly their last album got around 8 when the previous ones didn't even reach 7.
So basically, I think Pitchfork has no consistency on the critics.
Mason Smith
they don't base their reviews on the music.
Charles Cooper
It's over tool bros
Jaxson Roberts
Easily the worst review in Pitchfork's history. I don't know how someone can be so wrong about something. I just love the fact that they drastically change the score just to appease people and it definitely wasn't caving to pressure. Like I would respect them more if they stuck to their guns with the 0.6 even if I disagree greatly considering I Get Wet is one of my favorite albums ever.
Cooper Cook
But literally no one reads the review
Gavin Perez
They were always edgelords just like the rest of their peers in the ‘90s. Of course, they can’t stand the sanctimonious SJW shaming that reminds them of their abusive religious childhoods.
SJWs are exactly the same stock as fundamentalist Christians. It’s literally secular Christianity
Chase Foster
what are your thoughts on pitchfork?
pitchfork.com
Noah Richardson
I mean, that album is a 10 so I guess they can get something right
Julian Perry
Friendly reminder.
Gabriel Morris
>A song on their second album Ænima dramatically recited the recipe for weed cookies in German,
Why does no one get Die Eier von Satan. The pun relates to the fact that Eier is a double entendre meaning both "eggs" and "balls" (as in testicles) in German. They're making a recipe with no eggs, which is related to the Jungian Anima projection of constructing a female image of oneself. He refers to it as "Satan" because the Anima projection is often related to the Shadow, which is an amalgam of all things repressed and considered evil.
Yet people just gloss over this track as a joke, every time
Mason Powell
lol the assault on rock music continues and fatano is too much of a brainlet with his flea attention span due to all the hip hop he consumes
Jason Morgan
tools best album got a 1.9 from pitchfork though
Samuel Turner
If they gave this a 5.4 they best revisit Lateralus at some point, even if it ends up being a 6 or smth
Dylan Gonzalez
nigga that's john zorn
Hunter Howard
they shit on the first two Mars Volta albums (aka their best two), therefore everything they’ve said after 2005 is irrelevant and wrong by default
Carter White
please spell the title correctly the next time you spam this shitpost
Zachary King
>This guy's writing is all smug quips and cramming as many pop culture references into the review as possible
welcome to p4k
Ayden Ortiz
>is he right?
no, obviously not. he works for pitchfork
Easton Cook
CN obviously wants to kill Pitchfork off
Cooper James
disgusting and shameful desu
Henry Ross
5.4/5 sounds right
Oliver Foster
As poet once said:
The more I listen to Tool - and this album in particular - the more they seem less like an 'intelligent' band and more like a band that seems 'intelligent' to people of average intelligence. I'm not saying that to put anybody down -- I like plenty of dumb as shit music, and it's no secret that I'm not exactly a Rocket Surgeon. But the whole Tool package, with its unnecessary and ineffectual little musical changes every few seconds, the unceasingly 'serious' mood tied to simplistic riffs, the lyrics that tackle insightful issues in a hamfisted high school philosophy manner - man, I'm dumb as shit and even I'm not dumb enough to fall for this. It just reeks of 'the uncreative preaching to the easily impressed.' And maybe they're smarter than Soundgarden or Britney Spears or something, but how much is that really saying?
Nolan Watson
The worst one is review for Fat of the Land where they gave it 6 and called it proto incel core
Luis Murphy
it’s funny because if anyone felt this way in Tool is was probably Maynard because he’s gay, so they’re basically shitting on a gay man mad at growing up in the closet
Robert Anderson
Has shitfork even given a good rating to any prog or metal album recently?
I can't think of a bigger hipster kryptonite than prog metal
Jose Ward
>former trump supporter here...
Nathaniel Hall
Why the fuck is intelligence and deepness always a topic that is brought up whenever tool is mentioned. The fanbase and the anti-tool fanbase are bizarre.
Josiah Lee
I literaly think Tool are popular because dumb people think their music is inteligent.
Gabriel Mitchell
>DiCrescenzo
P4K historian here, he's both a joker and an imbecile. Him and Nick Sylvester are the worst writers Golden Age Pitchfork ever had
Isaiah Harris
never forget
Jason Anderson
so Tool is literally progressive metal for boomers that ate some mushrooms back in the day?
glad to know the music is shit then, don't even need to listen to it
Michael Sanchez
Pitchfork is literally Polygon and Kotaku of music
Blake Miller
Awful cosplay.
Not enough eyes.
Cameron Long
based
Logan Gray
b a s e d
Kayden Collins
i mean they have some retarded opinions, but they are no where near that bad
Easton Price
kek
Kayden Williams
They are worse than Kotaku and polygon, which is hard to do, but they managed it. If they kept it all about news and updates they would be fine, but reviewers and critics are a weird concept when it comes to this stuff, especially music.
Isaiah Thompson
tool is unlistenable, their a shitty dadrock band that makes shit and music and using psychedelic imagery to market their shit music because nobody would even want to listen to it otherwise
Leo Butler
Their "reviews" literally aren't even about music
Jack Butler
You wouldnt get it, too low iq, sorry dude
>Their
Lmao im just kidding fren, your opinion on tool is just as valid as mine (they are godtier)
Evan White
>Jerk-Off
>Swamp Song
>Hooker with a Penis
>Ticks & Leeches
>"""dadrock"""
Thomas Lee
you need to have a beard to wear a cowboy hat in order to not out yourself as a homosexual, wine making is probably a comfy hobby tho
Samuel Taylor
Ahaha holy shit look at this faggot. Isn't he one of the actual guys in those cuck collages.
Liam Parker
Why yes I hate TOOL how did you know?
Nolan Morris
Kek. This guy can definitely relate and appreciate songs like invincible and CCT(CCT is about being based). Cool guy
Jonathan Taylor
4.7
Sucks. Total shit show, worse than Pink Floyd's The Final Cut.
Isaiah Parker
They don't make melancholy white girl music for hipsters who pretend they were born in the 60's, of course Pitchfork doesn't like them.
Anthony Moore
damn what a turbocuck, at least he's correct about hating (s)tool
Carson Thompson
You're looking in a mirror, lad
Joshua Cooper
>Omg tool sucks so bad, their dadrock fascist
scum is so unbereable to listen
>Now let me hear some indie melancholical experimental kanye west inspired dreampop
Owen Foster
based
cringe
Brayden Taylor
>Pitchfork gives it a shit review
>Fantano gives it a shit review
Not surprised but who gives a fuck? One named a Cardi B song the track of the year, and the other gives high ratings to garbage like Ariana Grande. Imagine thinking their opinions on music are worthwhile.
Brody Williams
Prog rock/metal is one of the least nu-male genre (Tool is included in this category of course)
Söys, Yea Forumstards and pitchforkfags are so effeminate that they hate their dads for having a semblance of masculinity and since prog rock/metal is every dad's favorite genre, they hate prog rock/metal.
Mason Murphy
Even more generous than Fantano
Gabriel Miller
I’d give it a 7/10, the more I listen to it the more I like it. Pneuma, Descending, Invincible and 7empest are all great. It’s just a shame that Maynard doesn’t go all-out with his vocals at all on this album.
Adam Bennett
There's nothing I hate more than reaction videos.
Ethan Edwards
Don't call them out for the one time that they're right user
Nolan Murphy
Based
Austin Brown
based
David Butler
Tony hawk?
Noah Anderson
Accurate, this album sounded a dated on release. It would be like if Korn came out with a nu metal album this ye-...oh wait.
Gavin Brown
Milo wrote this under a pseudonym.
Also if you're here Milo, fuck you, you white honky. Get off my board
Isaiah Martin
Nice digits user
Can you rephrase this in a way that people can understand?
Hudson Johnson
Here is a list of 2010s guitar bands/artists that released a better album than this overlong, chugga chugga, no variety, outdated piece of shit:
>Swans
>Gravetemple
>Oxbow
>Nazoranai
>Anna von Hausswolff
>Ishraqiyun
>Zs
>Oren Ambarchi
>Death Blues
>Stabscotch
>Föllakzoid
>Beak>
>Liars
>Scott Walker
>The Young Gods
>Lost Crowns
>Pyrrhon
>Alameda 5
Even fucking NIN released better things than this bullshit.
You're welcome. Lurk more Tool plebs and stop listening to a musical equivalent of Hot Pockets.
Chase Diaz
>No you should be shot dead if you review music and your name isn't Piero Scaruffi
David Russell
>chugga chugga
>2010's Scott Walker
>2010's Swans
please fuck off fantano drone
Anthony Martin
oof
Isaiah Fisher
I’d say they’re more like The Verge.
Jacob Perry
I don't know why they hate prog so much, I mean there's a lot of cool stuff in that genre.