ITT we make a tool song

*tabla starts*

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*tribal drums in 7/4 for 2 minutes*

*tabla continues for 4 minutes*

*synth comes in*

*royalty free stock guitar riff*

*flanged bass joins playing the synth line*

>brroop broop brroop broop broop

>a blatant rip-off of "Discipline" intro riff by king crimson starts to play

*sample of terence mckenna talking about dmt in reverse*

vocals kick in

>mutual splitted soul
>in this vasectomy
>tear in speculum
>flagranti crescendo
>encephatalis coeliacus
>we are breathe to be alive

>guitar feedback

*tabla 7min + feed"

*drop d riff*

*rips off his old songs*

*0-3-5-6 trucker riff in 7/8 timing
>INCEEEEEPPPPTTT
>THE SPECTACLEEEEEEEEEE

Manyard raises his voice

>WHY IS MY BODY NUMERICAL
>CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BUT PARTICLES
>IN MY ROOM I ONLY QUESTION
>WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS

BUUYYYYYYYYYY
MYYYYYY
WIIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEEE

INCONSCIOUS HARUSPEX

*Maynard yells for 2 mins*

*Power chords and heavy drums kick in*
>I SMOKE
>WEED EV
>RY SIN
>GLE DAY
>I WATCH
>EPIC RICK
>AND MOR
>TY FIB
>BO NA
>CI BE
>COME IN
>LIGHTED
>BY DOING
>D M TTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*vocals whispering : we are one.. And one are we... *
*drums goooong*

In com plete palurgical masthead
Theorically screeching violence
Feed think stratovariuscally
Aelioumically obsolete

I was alone, in the womb...
It was a room...
And then!
I was alive
A lie
Again!

And then you!
You motherfucker!
You better buy!
Buy my wine!
Or else you'll die!
Because I'll shoot you!
And I rape kids!
Because I'm Maynard!
AKA Gaynerd!
And I will fuck your whole family!

I was a man, without a plan
But you were always there
Inconsequence is without me
Because I am my own allergy

I was alone, in the womb...
It was a room...
And then!
I was alive
A lie
Again!

And then you!
You motherfucker!
You better buy!
Buy my wine!
Or else you'll die!
Because I'll shoot you!
And I rape kids!
Because I'm Maynard!
AKA Gaynerd!
And I will fuck your whole family!
Yeah, I'll fuck your whole family!
Oh, I'll rape your whole family!
You better walk! The! Fuck on out!

*song slowly fades away with a tabla in 11/8*

[slow down guys, there's enough lyrics goodness for at least 2 albums here]

*Synth atmosphere with 2 notes *

*outdated electronics randomly skitter over tabla beat*

*interlude track with 2 cats hissing over a mellotron*

*wah wah pedal intensifies*

*Pretentious words that don't mean anything*

*Bad singing*

*Dragging out one part of the song just to pad out the song lengths*

Chug chugata chug
Chugata chug
Chugata chug
Chugata chug chug
Chugata chug

DE-CALCIFYING MY THIRD EYE
OPEN UP YOUR BLIND MINDS EYE
DMT AND MUSHROOM TIME
LAST TIME I POOPED I FORGOT TO WIPE

The world is a vampire
Sent to drain

SPECSAVERS RATIFYING
MY INNER SELF WORTH
MATH-HÉRMATICA PROCEDING
CLEAN YOUR ROOM

* sound of a box of legos falling to the ground *

*singing :
Illuuuuusion
Previously
Macerator the way back
Perturbator of old way"