why are you nigs acting like soiboi critics panning Tool is a new thing?
Why are you nigs acting like soiboi critics panning Tool is a new thing?
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maynard is a child rapist
Have sex
>no evidence
>no proof
>this will not stop me from spamming every single thread with this bullshit
I suppose your dedication is admirable on some level, however pathetic.
learn to cope, maynay
So is Roland Polanski, and Chinatown is a great movie.
I'm thinking you're a groupie who was pretty hot in 2002 but hit the wall real hard and now you're bitter that Maynard won't fist fuck your asshole anymore because that's the only time in your life that you were relevant and you thought you had a connection with him that extended beyond your moist holes.
tool is fucking trash.
everyone should realize after their new album that they were never good.
>t. definitely Maynerd
>Tool drops a good album
>They're trash! They've always been trash, please believe me!
lol
they dropped their worst album yet
>shill posts a predictable shill post at peak shill hours
> says 'i'm not a shill, take your meds schizo'
lol
So?
And it's still better than your favorite album
paid shills out in force at peak shill hours relentlessly bumping tool threads attacking anyone with a bad opinion here. what do you think you accomplish? you make us hate the music more because you spam too much
remember that the guy implying maynard is a pedo is this guy:
>Tool fans are a different breed. What’s the strangest experience you’ve had on tour?
>We’ve had some stalkers. We had this one guy who was sending each of us daily emails saying, “I’m going to kill you,” and “Maynard Is God,” just real crazy stuff. But at some point we actually got scared, because it was getting out of control. So we hired this ex-F.B.I. internet guy to track him down, but he couldn’t find him.
>So my wife and Chris Graves, who was working on our web site at the time, trapped him. They sent him an email saying, “Because of your participation in sending so many emails, you’ve won free tickets to the next Tool show. We appreciate your loyalty.” When he came down to pick them up, the cops nailed him. His pockets were full of little green army men, and he was saying, “Maynard has been breaking into my house and rearranging my refrigerator magnet letters!” [laughs] He was obviously schizophrenic.
The anti-tool fags are somehow weirder than the tool fags. I didn't expect this.
go for it, maynard. start attacking the messenger. that won't backfire
I'm so conflicted because on one hand I hate Yea Forums wanna be elitists who want this board to be hipster talk all the time, but I also hate Tool and think Toolfans are the cringiest fratboys this side of RHCP fans
Anyone who gives a shit about Tool in any capacity is weird
>Roland
friend of kieran tarantino
I'm 34. I've listened to all of the albums on the Yea Forumscore list and I'm re-listening to FEAR INOCOLUM for the umpteenth time (realistically, I'd say I've listened to it at least 100 times) and I just have not found that many other albums to match it artistically. It is just so inspired throughout the entire thing. It bothers me that folks would write it off as "metal" or "hard rock" and only consider it good in those categories. I've found a LOT of "metal" and "hard rock" to be very subpar and many people in those bands let the loud volume account for what they lack in talent. TOOL is unlike any other band on the planet and their scarcity, limited material and mystery make them all the more appealing to a world that gets EVERYTHING IT WANTS RIGHT NOW (DAMNIT!). TOOL fans wait and wait for more material ... and the reason why is their existing material is so amazing - especially FEAR INOCOLUM.
I know what I am saying has been said a million times before, but it just seems like everytime I read about TOOL in a major publication they write them off as a fringe band. I know MJK does not give an F about all this ... I'm just sad they don't get the respect they deserve on those best of lists. The Yea Forumscore list is filled with awesome stuff - no denying that - but FEAR INOCOLUMdeserves to be on that list.
FI>AEnima=Lateralus>10K Days>Undertow
Fuck that bald sucker.
>NOOOOO HOW DARE THEY DISLIKE THE NEW AND AMAZING TOOL ALBUM, THIS IS CLEARLY A COMPLOT AGAINST THEM
it's not ok to be a white rock group
polanski only became a pedo because of his wife sharon tate getting murdered by the manson family.
I knew it didn't sound right but I happen to be quite drunk.
oh boy here we go
That doesn't excuse being a pedo and running from justice.
I laughed, but then again I'm a tool fag
>being a pedo and running from justice.
"you guys talking about me?"