Reddit confessing that tool kidnapped children as part of their freemason death rape pedo cult

>Welcome to the internet brother. Yea Forums is one of the darkest places out there.
Are we REALLY one of the darkest places out there?

yes, i read it (reddit) to mean you thought we were seething about 'new dawn' as to mean order of the golden dawn, a magick cult and so took it that you were assuming mu is seething about tool for being a cult rather than reddit and tooltards losing their shit

Dark as the black sea

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I have no idea what the fuck that shit is
with "new dawn" I just meant the hype for the new album, its bad reviews and the following wave of seething toolfags on the board

Yes, only the most evil and vile creatures reside in this black hole.

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yes. but if you read the reddit op picture it's abut the rumors that they are kidnapping satanists as part of a cult, not just normal toolfaggery upset about mu not liking their fave band

Truly wicked and badass, like The Joker mixed with Undertaker.

I was just counting it as a new component of the seething

I've heard of golden dawn but I don't know anything about it, didn't know new dawn was some kind of synonym for it

based and unmedicatedpilled

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bluepilled and maynard-catered

tool are rape creeps

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>newfag tool fans
As much as I wanted to hear new music from them I was dreading a whole new generation of faggot retard tool fans who can't take a joke. These are probably the children of the same retards who spent the 90s trying to track down the lost lachrymology book or who believed that tool died in a bus crash on april fool's day.

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So you think this is just Maynard yanking our chain?

haha he took it seriously. what a fag

>children of
no, they are those people. the reason the tooltards suck so much is because they are legitimate actual 35+ year old boomers who are coming back here because Yea Forums talked about tool a bunch in the earliest days

>joke
not really, they've been raping for decades and people calling them out aren't doing it as a joke

nice try to downplay it, shill.

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niggers

imagine whiteknighting this hard for tool

Yea Forums has really reached a new low. Congrats, Tool

I doubt it's maynard, just a fan who likes trolling which is a very Tool-ish thing. Tool were trolling people before "trolling" had even entered the lexicon. Cynicism and skepticism are both themes that run through much of their body of work, yet here are their "hardcore" fans believing or at least worrying about things they read on the internet.

I'm not whiteknighting I just like calling anons niggers

nigger

beeeeeccccause you want the thread taken down for racism???
it has nothing to do with being a tool fan, it's about serious allegations, period.

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why do you type like that? are you a homosexual or a girl?

saved

>serious allegations
show proof or stfu nigger it's really that simple

testimony is evidence. did you completely miss what happened to maynard in 2018?

testimony outside of a court of law without evidence is hearsay

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then why did maynard respond?

“A lot of time when a child is sexually abused they put it out of their mind,” Jones added in the same interview. “Then they grow up and they don’t understand this unrest that they have in them. They turn to different ways to try to channel it. They become alcoholics or become codependent or whatever. So what our video deals with is someone who has that happen to them. To channel it, they sexually molest another child. … In the song, it talks about ‘I become full circle.’ And that’s what that means. This happened, I grew up and now I’m doing it to someone else. That’s why it’s written from the antagonist’s point of view is like, ‘This is what happened to me.'”

It's obvious Maynard was raped by his stepfather, he has always hated him and was very vocal in old interviews. Live versions of Prison Sex will often change lyrics to
'I have become my terror and you are my lamb'
Prison Sex is about how he was raped and now he has to rape to feel whole, it's the cycle of child abuse.

Maynard and Adam are into black magick and mean to do others harm.

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>were trolling people before "trolling" had even entered the lexicon.
Ah. Thank you for providing some elucidating context.

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Only posts ITT that I don't think were made by hardcore Redditors.

because some groupie whore was publicly slandering him.

Here, watch this: this particular user raped my butthole in 2014.

Notice that it didn't become true just because I stated it anonymously on the internet. Why didn't this person press charges against him? Why did they decide that anonymously describing the allegation on the internet was sufficient justice? She was most likely in love with him and felt spurned after he used her up and told her she had to leave his bus because it was about to pull out for the next show. The lack of awareness regarding the nature of women that you are demonstrating tells me you are either a virginal male feminist trying for good-boy points or a just a dumb girl.

ok, maynard

That one does seem like it's probably him desu.

lol and rappers actually shoot people and rob banks

I guess there are a lot of different reasons why the culture of reddit is so insufferable, but the biggest one is probably that they take everything so seriously. Reddit sucks the fun out of everything, even humor.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE yes I'm maynard you fucking retards i'm monitoring this Bruneian wood cutting forum because I can't stand the thought of anyone saying bad things about me, brb need to check my grapes

>brb need to check my grapes
Considering Maynard owns a vineyard, which isn't all that common, I'm thinking this was a pretty big slip-up. Definitely him.

or because she knows if she comes forward she'll be dragged through the mud, a large percentage of people will say she asked for it and that she's just regretful now, and even with her public sworn testimony there's still a chance he'd never see justice?

its like you've never seen what happens when a woman with no clout or power makes an allegation against a wealthy or influential person.

>I let someone get away with raping me because it would just be too much trouble to pursue justice so I'll just accuse him anonymously and get some reddit gold instead
deep insight into the female mind right here. If someone raped me I would pursue vengeance, legal or otherwise, until the very end.

Any woman who goes on a rock star's bus and expects a great conversation is a retard. You're there for your holes. Either embrace this or maybe stay off the bus.

don't you know the pedos are in the church, politics and billionares

people dont realize that this is probably an accidental viral marketing campaign

Imagine defending a child rapist. They're truly the scum of Earth.

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>dragged through the mud
more like paid a 7 figure settlement if she had anything that remotely resembled evidence, but she doesn't.

>there's a chance she'll lose
so the only reason to pursue legal justice is when victory is guaranteed? That's just cowardly.

>woman
>no clout
>no power
any woman can destroy or at least disrupt any man's life with a few words.

why does plebbit defend pedophiles? thats absolutely atrocious.

wherever you find pedos congregating, you can be sure that both the leadership and the community of that place/forum/platform is overwhelmingly left wing

pretty much the only exception to this is the catholic church

>any woman can destroy or at least disrupt any man's life with a few words.
maynard can defend himself and give a real statement, he chose not to and this is why this won't die. like it or not, that's how the court of public opinion works. mitski was accused of worse shit and she gave a heartfelt statement. maynard gaslit everyone and said shame on you all and acted like he was too cool to be bothered. i don't call that being a man, that's a worm. if you want respect, you have to earn it. if he was strong, he could respond properly because her allegations were very damning. can't call yourself a man until you act like one. and then if you're a worm, you get eaten.

>womanposting
He did give a real statement. You just didn't like the statement. Your vagina is clouding your ability to reason.

no he didn't, he tweeted that we were all stupid for believing false claims but didn't even acknowledge anything specific or explain 'hey, i didn't do what she said i did'

>burden of proof is on the accused
that's not how it works you fucking fascist

yeah that's the statement that you didn't like. You ARE stupid for believing ANY claim that comes without evidence.

it's a new high desu

a tweet is not a statement

literally could be maymay himself

in the court of public opinion, it is. you can talk that bullshit all you want. if he wants to improve his image and have people stop calling him a rapist, he can offer some words. he won't because there are 40+ claims for decades. it doesn't matter if there is no evidence. optically, his bullshit tweet makes him look guilty. if you can't see that, you've missed what is going on. i understand the legal argument you're making. but that's not modern society. maynard could have handled it better. that is just braindead to think otherwise.

ok then what is a statement? In what way could he have conveyed the idea "It's not true, she is lying" that would be sufficient for you?

>it doesn't matter if there is evidence
women lol

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I really hope this faggot dies slowly from cancer. That goes for OP and all the r*dditors in this thread.

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he didn't saying it wasn't true, or that she was lying because he did not acknowledge her or the story at all. he used clever words to say nothing and blamed people for believing something.

obviously, evidence is needed in real court but testimony IS evidence in court so if she went to court then he would have to deal with that evidence. what i meant by it not matter, is that it does not matter in the court of public opinion. i think you're incredibly dumb, it's stunning you can't get this.

I mean he could say, "look everyone, like a lot of late 20th century lute music groups, we just had teenage bitches throwing themselves at us until it was like an infestation, so to be totally honest I can't swear that at some point, we didn't have the help go grab us a handful of your girlfriends' pussies and drag them to the bus for when maybe they weren't quite ripe for the ol' movie-chamber. Sorry about that! At least now you'll have some powerfully charged hypersigils to rock out to and a funny festival story!"
Something like that.

The Catholic Church is completely pozzed. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

anybody who reads anything on the internet and believes it deserves to be mocked.

>testimony is evidence
sure, but evidence is not proof. This is why all evidence presented in a court is allowed to be scrutinized by the opposing side, because it may be bullshit.

She said he did a thing.
He said he didn't do the thing.

I don't know if he did it or not, but I see no evidence that points to him doing the thing therefore I don't believe that he did it. Show me something, anything, other than one anonymous person's claim and I'll gladly reconsider.

You also do not know if he did the thing or not, but you choose to believe the accuser. That's fine, live your life however you want, but there is a reason that the burden of proof is always on the accuser in free and open societies, and on the accused in shithole dictatorships. Know that you are choosing to follow the shithole dictatorship model of ascertaining truth, rather than the free and open society model

how many claims do you need to see, there are dozens going back to the 90s on the tool website and new ones on reddit and twitter with photos maynard signed from the shows they attended. if you are interested in it, you'll find it. just flat-out defending him when you don't look into it is silly. i know tool fans for 20 years and i have heard stories over and over and over, and those same kinds of stories are on the tool boards and everyone knew what they did, if you went to a show you saw the guys come and pick out the three youngest girls with the least clothing and give them backstage passes that had pictures of blowjobs. some of these girls went with boyfriends expecting to just meet the band and were creeped out when maynard was back there with his dick out.

This has to be a false flag

>and give them backstage passes that had pictures of blowjobs. some of these girls went with boyfriends expecting to just meet the band and were creeped out when maynard was back there with his dick out
they deserved that for being so monumentally retarded, like what the fuck did you think, you receive what is very literally an invitation to blow maynard, and you go check it out, and are confused why maynard is at half mast

Is Hillary Clinton a serial killer? Because, following your logic, they are.

an ordinary girl aged 15 would be a little weirded out but not actually think it was serious and still hope to meet the band. you are whiteknighting for people who did the most sleazy and creepy shit

BUT HE MAKES GOOD MUSIC A FEW MOLESTED KIDS WON'T HURT ANYBODY

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Leave Maynard alone

>Hey guys it's me Maynard with some more future predictions!
>2018: I delete evidence of my freemason death rape pedo cult and get a record deal
>2019: We put out an album, but this Siberian woodworking forum finds out my ironic rape cult was actually a real rape cult, and we get cancelled...
>2020: I am forgotten...

of course hillary clinton is a mass murderer, how new are you

>a 15 year old would do exactly as I imagine a 15 year old would do
Yeah, or not. You can't feign ignorance when the pass explicitly says it's all about sex.
And where do you pull 15 from? You're this desperate to make it illegal so you have something legitimate to cry about because you know you have nothing.

why don't you go read some of the claims before you keep making an utter fool of yourself. i have said nothing about illegality. i'm talking about obviously sleazy behavior which you seem to defend to the death. have fun, man. rape kids. join a cult. whatever.

you seem like a gigantic faggot IRL i bet nobody ever invites you to parties

I will and I'll invite barely legal girls to it

>i bet nobody ever invites you to parties

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>I will and I'll invite barely legal girls to it

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>freemason death rape pedo cult

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>i'm sorry i raped. those bound and gagged 8 year olds really loved my tool. but i'm still sorry. truly. please rate fear inoculum highly and stream it, need cash for victim settlements, thanks

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>Maynard himself debunked
this nigga dint debunk nothin, all he did was say the claims were false, nothin to see here

looks guilty af

redditards btfo

>reddit
Go back

Hey guys, astral projector here.

I can assure you Maynard has lived a hard life and that he has been challenged many times with addiction and abuse.

He has projected the negative in these challenges to his inner circles and through his music, to his fans.

Tool is a coping mechanism for him. It is a handshake into actualizing the life he wants to live. It is complex and he really gets off on that because of how cathartic it can be to process his old self through art, and immediately reflect.

He has done questionable things. No doubt. Every one here has as well.

About rape, no. He did not perform level 9 Crowley faggotry.

>location: limbo
did they get him

This. A truly innocent man would admit to the crimes he didn't do.

Hey Reddit Faggots. The new Tool Album sucks. Maybe they can crank out something in the next 13 years that'll be good. Better luck next time if you're a fan. I know I'm a fan, but sometimes you just gotta accept no one is perfect. Not even Maynard.

>le ebin "Maynard is ITT" meme
hmmm

imgur.com/gallery/TJBFtt5

The ERA of #MeToo is amazing. Burn every leftist down.

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"i rape kids and do magick, too. how come everybody only talks about maynard?"

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>tool kidnapped children

>This happened, I grew up and now I’m doing it to someone else.
The brass of this man

>a shit load of gay porn
>#Disney
>#Kid safe
that's all you need to know about these degens

Funniest trolling I've seen in awhile

>ha ha this is all just a joke, trust me bros
nice try, maynard

CONFIRMED FREEMASON ARTISTS:
Ariel Pink
Brian Hue Warner
Frank Zappa
James Hetfield
Jonathan Davis
Lana Del Ray
Maynard James Keenan
Ozzy Osbourne
Richard D. James
Rob Zombie
Serj Tankian
Stefan Burnett
Trent Reznor

I don't know a single one of them.

Hahahahahahahah How the fuck is Yea Forums real hahahahaha. Nigga just leave the website, like nigga just upvote some reddit posts hahah.

whoever maynard raped, he really pissed them off enough to keep this going to get reddit to send out an army of shills. it's a meme forever. maynard btfo forever

You can find more evil, depraved stuff on CNN than Yea Forums nowadays.