Why does tool makes Yea Forums seethe so much?

Why does tool makes Yea Forums seethe so much?

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The album they anticipated for 20 years turned out to be utter garbage.

Maynard is a rapist pedophile

The rest of the world likes it

ill rape you

Why does Tool's Reddit page have a message directing users to come here and defend Tool and attack mu for disliking this objectively mediocre album?

>this objectively mediocre album
Only by the insane standards that Tool has already set for themselves could this album be considered mediocre.

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its literally godsmack for acid heads who think they're deep (3 of the worst qualifiers a thing could have)

you're worse than kanye dickriders. it's a slow, dull, repetitive and meandering black sabbath wannabe with cliched lyrics that was mixed so poorly it's hard to believe anyone heard it and allowed it to be released. tolerable but their absolute worst release and one of the boggest disappointments in history. they sound like a cover band of themselves. it's junk. no soul or balls and they just reused their own riffs

Because most Yea Forumstards have this complex where they hate everything that reminders their fathers.
For example most dads at some point blasted tool songs on the radio almost everyday, so Yea Forumstards get triggered everytime they listen to any metal sounding song because it reminds them how dad used to beat them up for being so weak and effeminate.
Now that Yea Forumstards have grown up they learnt to despise everything that represents their fathers, here is a clear example of this

by being a terrible band that gets a lot of press due to their manchild fanbase
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Oh boy, you don't have people figured out anywhere near as much as you think. Unfound confidence is always funny, though.

its a decent album. its not mindblowing but I enjoy it.

No album could live up to a 13 year old hype train, i don't know why some people were expecting to have their lives changed over this.

The fanbase is terrible, but what fanbase isnt trash?

The songs are VERY underwhelming, maybe I need to let it marinade for weeks or months before it "clicks". But for now it sounds really uninspired and generic by Tool standards.

James Rolfe likes the new TooL album.

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>A has-been praising a has-been band
Shame what happened to both of em

the three numbers makes this true, tools new albums is shit

by being a terrible band that gets a lot of press due to their manchild fanbase
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>Oh boy

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My dad listens to country music and 50s rock though.

How old is your dad? 70?

The only ones seething are Tool fans, I've never seen so much COPE in my life.

James is bigger than ever you retard.

Because Tool are objectively the best band in the world and Yea Forums generally has no taste

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Name one musician who isn't

softboys hate metal that isn't obscure enough to give them a smug sense of superiority over others.

It's boring and repetitive as fuck. It's for pseudo intellectual fart sniffers. It's for people that think odd time signatures are somehow cool. These are the same dickheads that think their gender is a personality trait.

It sucks and samey and you're bad for falling for it. It's like making a Call of Duty thread on Yea Forums

Yea Forums has garbage taste, old news.

How about people just like the music? Stop generalizing Tool’s fans.

No one would've cared for the band past 1996 without the fans though. Grading Tool basically requires you to include the fans

Blessed trips

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Nice try upside down satan

what i don't understand is how pissy their fans are? exact same reaction from little girls who try to defend their boybands

Fuck you the new album is amazing

Mostly this.

Tool is mogging on all the shitty zoomer music

Hooker With A Penis? what were they thinking!?

Agreed. I LOVE Tool, but this is easily their worst work including Opiate. I still like it quite a bit, though. Between this and Villains by QOTSA in 2017 I've had two pretty big disappointments, but I still like both albums. At least You Won't Get What You Want by Daughters last year was great.

Maynard likes it when a hooker with a penis points that fucking finger up his ass

The Laura of Wet Blankets enters the thread.

Instead of participating in thread discussion, this Laura just wants to point out that you're currently at the edge of the board and about to die. =^_^=

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Because the album is a massive disappointment