So what would happen if words like "based" and "epic" ceased to exist and you boys were forced to start developing a...

is that a male or female rofl

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I think before 'cringe' was a thing we just called stuff 'gay'

there would be a brief period of creativity and then someone would create the post-based equivalent to frogposting

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based is far more versatile than "cool" ever was
>thank you cool obama
good fucking luck
>thank you based trump
redpilled

Where the FUCK are the 150-word meme word epicnesses that will become the pastas of the first half of the 20s?

I didn't make this bullshit thread for a bunch of one-line replies that were phoned in.

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Yea Forums is a porn board and there hasn't been a single new tardstory posted in 2019

Epic, but Yea Forums's median age is 19.3, not 17.9 like Yea Forums's. Where are the Clairo fantasies?

I strongly doubt Yea Forums's median age is that low still. This is one of very few boards that've gotten slower rather than faster.

I’ll have you know I’m no rookie. I’ve posted on some of the top forums of my time and clock over 200,000 weekly impressions on average in 2019. I’m responsible for 20% of the posts on Yea Forums and 0.9% over across all social media. You could call me the greatest poster of all time, but no one would see it because you probably don’t even know how to target an audience properly. I’ve posted more than you could every dream of, buddy. I get so many (You)s its like Soulja Boy - Crank Dat over here. Post Malone asked me if it was ok to use that name. I eat Post cereal for breakfast, and wash it down with little bitches like you. You couldn’t post like me if you tried, so just forget about it, punk. Ride away on your little bike and go think about what it really means to post. I bet you don’t even know.

negro yo ass been turkey based, fuckin wipe yo self, u chicken dipper motherfucker

this. We also had a favorite term around here...

Op is a faggot

Yo no cap tho, that's like low key sus

Are people unironically saying "epic" again because they're having nostalgia for late 2000's internet culture? I would like it if that happened.

Fuck off nazi

Heh, I actually hit a rock with my freshly repaired bike a few hours ago. Now it sounds like an electric bike. You can get out.

Well now it's not fucking going to happen because it's the sort of thing a tripfag named "emonationalist" would say. You've poisoned the memetic well.

Based politics though.

op is a bitchpig.

I'm not a nazi, I'm a neo-nazi! Rezbek my bronouns!
I'm not epic enough to ruin the word "epic" singlehandedly but thank you for the epic compliment.
COOL name but BAD comment.

Also, I read you saying "fuck off nazi" in the anarchist left voice.
youtu.be/jisLVnCBQuw

have dilation

>Emotionalist
holy shit Yea Forums is dead

There are far, far fewer obnoxious trip and namefags than in the past. If anything, interesting spergs are an improvement.

>implying Yea Forums was ever good

Kill yourself

itz a mule u muthafukin lole prole

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That's "Emo nationalist".

There was a time less worse. Back before captchas and video embedding and (You)s. When you had to either get a script or remember post numbers. People posted from their desktops.

It's a Man's world and always will be.

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I want a popsicle based on his face paint. Like grape and cherry. It would be epic.

dilate

Welcome to Yea Forums. Now get out.

Aww can't we keep him?

this is somehow more gay

Thank you for the welcome. I will ignore the shooing.
Are you cute girl?
I agree, but at least it's gay in a less gay way.

I'm sorry, but we can't. You see, he's very sick, and it wouldn't be right to make him suffer any longer. I know it's hard, but we're doing what's best for him. Think about it: no more miserable shitposting, no more embarrassing himself for (You)s. He'll finally be at peace.

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