>Decide to give Tool a listen after all the hype recently
>People tell me how deep and spiritual and shit that their lyrics are and how they'll change my life
>Tell me pic is best album
>Song on album is called Hooker With A Penis
>Contains lyrics such as "you can stick that fucking finger up your ass", "you should know that I'm the man", "send more money, fuck you buddy" and "buy our new record"
3deep4me, am I right bros?!
are you pretending you don't understand the satire or are you genuinely retarded lmao
Stupid zoomer wigger faggot piece of shit
Put on Undertow the next time you're pissed off
Retard
I'll shove my finger, spiritually DEEP up YOUR ass, faggot, I'm the fucking man, and you'll pay me to do so.
>BLOOD CUM AND SHIT ON MAH HANDS
Tool are real they say it how it is like Trump
this is my fav Tool song
>People tell me how deep and spiritual and shit that their lyrics are
Have people actually told you that? Most of the first three albums are just joke songs about butt sex desu
Hooker with a Penis is unironically one of Tool's best songs, that bass riff during the first verse is ridiculous
Zoomers can't understand lyrical ideas that take more than two triplets to deliver
Imagine not understanding simple fucking analogies in a song
I sold my soul to make a record dipshit, and you bought one.
dude penis lmao
>still spreading malicious rumors about child sacrifice
I love it. Out of everything people say makes the band great I've never cared too much for the lyrics and they've never resonated much with me, but I wish they did more songs like that and Aenima, with straightforward, angry, bitter, cynical lyrics.
even if it's satire, it's not deep. no satire ever is
That's only one of their songs and they have 5 albums and a couple of ep's and demo's so whats your point zoomer, other than to bait?
>baby's first prog metal
Did you hear about all this super deep band stuff from YouTube comments? Sometimes I'm not even sure there are real humans posting that shit. Tool are pretty damn straightforward, you got meme'd... Alot of people got meme'd. Maynard occasionally uses words that aren't typical in lyrics and 13 years got their minds blown, so that's where all of this comes from. Keep listening btw tool is the greatest band of all time
L-lifts you up like a *BUURP* child or drags you *BELCH* down like a stone, morty
introducing you to black mirror
I can't tell if these Tool fanboy posts are a parody at this point
Sorry to say, but you fell for a meme. Tool has less depth than Radiohead.
It's what it looks like when shills stop trying to win new minds and start trying to retain the flock they've already memed.
>Most of the first three albums are just joke songs about butt sex desu
and today's musicians must contend that they are standing on the shoulders of these spiritual giants
Aenima is their least good album. The band was into their shock-value era, and they finally reach the proper enlightenment from Lateralus forward.
>babby's first prog
>not being Images and Words, Awake or even Fragile because of "muh J*j* references durr"
>>People tell me how deep and spiritual and shit that their lyrics are
They started with the enlightened, pseudo-spiritual psychedelics stuff on Lateralus.
>3deep4me, am I right bros?!
Again, that's Lateralus. Aenima is the 3edgy4me album.
Lmao, can't even talk about tool unless it's shit talk.
>Aenima is the 3edgy4me album
But Aenima is the one with 46 & 2 and Third Eye, which is basically what Tool recycled for the rest of their fucking career. I'd argue it's a less cringe album because it doesn't take itself as seriously
are you being sarcastic
>even if it's satire, it's not deep. no satire ever is
Imagine being this much of a retard
yeah, I can't imagine how someone could be retarded enough to think le epic parodies are deep
Parody and satire aren't the same thing
t. lame brain
Holy fuck, what a retarded zoomer you are. Imagine finding black mirror of all things 2deep4u. I have a feeling this isn’t an ironic post.
they're equally shallow reddit fodder so what does it matter. name one example of satire that is deep. I'm waiting
You’re supposed to dab some DMT with it.
Listen to more JRE
Serious question, is there anything that is deep anymore? You can't even bring up any philosophical question or idea anymore without people rolling their eyes and calling them a 13 year old pseud. Im just curious what is an actual "deep" subject matter, talking about social issues just gets you instantly labeled an sjw or Nazi right off the bat.. even discussing a band you like in. Positive way just gets you called a shill, fuck it's so hard to talk about anything anymore :( maybe it's just Yea Forums idk
The first thing that comes to mind would be A Modest Proposal or the Sokal Affair. For a musical example maybe Volcano off of Soundtracks for the Blind. And btw, you genuinely write like a 15 year old.
Deep is a garbage term. Whatever you find deep is deep, and that upsets pathetics who don't like when people value things that they don't. Just avoiding the word entirely would be a solution.
what's deep to a 14yo isn't deep to a 28 yo
fibonacc
Dude I am on like 12 tabs of lsd right now bros ho lee shit no other way to listen to Tool the ayahuasca is ready
People tend to forget that Tool has a lot of satire which morons take seriously, and think "holy shit this is so deep and spiritual" when really it's mocking them. MJK hates Tool fans because they're fucking retarded. Hooker With A Penis is quite literally just calling his fans dumbasses while at the same time they try to pull a deeper meaning from it, despite them literally being mocked for it.
source: somewhat self aware tool fan
radiohead for juggalos
>46&2
>Third Eye
>Parabol/Parabola
>Lateralus
>Reflection
>Fear Inoculum
>Pneuma
>"the rest of their fucking career"
"Pneuma" is the most amazing song I've ever heard. Im pretty sure its Jesus playing the drums on that track. I can't even fathom what it would be like listening to on psychedelics.
You just referenced songs released in 2019 so yes, the rest of their fucking career.
no lol
>Parabol/Parabola
>Lateralus
>Reflection
Lateralus (2001)
>Fear Inoculum
>Pneuma
Fear Inoculum (2019)
there's not even a song from 10k Days
They don't have to be the same thematically, Adam Jones can only write one kind of riff. He's worse than Kerry King or Angus Young
Tool is the stupid person's idea of what smart people music is.
I kinda get what you mean, Mr. Shapiro