Tool troll thread #2342345

do any zoomers actually like tool at all unironically?

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actually yes. tool is one of the biggest bands from the 90's with zoomers, only behind like nirvana and green day.

19 yo zoomer, i like their old stuff but i only listend to the first 2 tracks off FI , i wanna listen to the whole thing tomorrow i got a long drive somewhere

>tool is one of the biggest bands from the 90's
lol fuck off

the 90s was the decade of nirvana, pearl jam, and alice in chains. fuck off

I'd rather listen to Tool than any of those bands lol

without nirvana their wouldn't be a tool

nirvana formed only a few years before tool did, shut the fuck up.

this

i read somewhere kurt cobane inserted his finger in maynard's ass during casual conversation and supposedly this was the origins of stinkfist

That's a retarded notion, stop reading RSM you boomer wannabe.

>DUDE WHAT IF NIRVANA HAD LONGER TRACKS LMAO

How off the mark am I, Tool fans?

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correct. On other occasions Kurt had also nonchalantly poured a bucket of parasitic bugs over Maynard’s head and offered him cookies laced with DMT which became inspirations for later songs.

>le nirvana invented rock music in 1910
Zoom Zoom

completely

Please don't tell me they actually think this.
Zoomers, Nirvana sucks and their originality is greatly exaggerated. People pretend like they invented distortion when really they were just kind of good at making egregious parallel fifths sound intentional.

Nirvana wouldn't exist without Pixies

This album is seriously not good. They didn't hit their stride until Lateralus.

Nirvana are awesome and the best mainstream 90s band

Nirvana are shit and the best top 40 pop band of the 90's.

I've never listened to them. Might check them out tonight idk.

Is that goatse?

Actually, they look like this

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i said WITH ZOOMERS, you illiterate retard
i don’t like tool either, but they’re remembered more by zoomers than any grunge band besides nirvana

nirvana is great
it’s a perfect meld of abrasive hardcore punk with Beatles-esque pop rock
cobain managed to make this abrasive music accessible to normals
he had also had a killer and distinct voice and a great, unique lyrical style
basically the only fault nirvana has is that cobain’s guitarwork is lacking
it’s not some sort of deep band or anything, it’s just a great and unique pop-rock band
it doesn’t seem like something that would appeal to progfaggots who like tool though