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First for Power Metal sucks
based
Based.
melodeath sucks
SO FAR AWAAAAYY
crush flower metal
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deathrash
punk edition
NY metal rules. Fuck your face. Fuck mastodont too.
Both are trash
Listen to Beherit.
Bölzer
Teitanblood
Throane
Convulsing
Ulcerate
Temple Of Baal
Adversarial
Antediluvian
Mitochondrion
Abyssal
Ævangelist
Malthusian
Altarage
Imperial Triumphant
Impetuous Ritual
Ritual Necromancy
Necros Christos
The Ruins of Beverast
Blood Incantation
Stargazer
Witchrist
Dakhma
Genocide Shrines
Coffin Lust
Possession
what else?
WE LIVE FOR THE DAY-EY
>Just discovered Halestorm
Hey this isn't bad.
both are great
Which side are Symphony X, Iced Earth and Seventh Wonder
>Power Metal
>Bad
FOR THE NIGHTS ARE SO WASTED AND DONE
I've noticed these newschool antifa guys don't have a clue about metal.
I see them on their little hideouts asking each other "is this a nazi band?" "is that a nazi band?" when like 5 seconds of research could yield the answer.
at least the left wing faggots in the 80s/90s were actually into punk/metal on a deeper level than listening to spotify recommendations
For me, it's Trym Torson.
lel less popular band better duuuuhhh
>Symphony X
>Iced Earth
neutral
>Seventh Wonder
flowerly wanky panky bullshit
member when they got Type O Negative banned from playing in the Netherlands over a song title?
youtube.com
>Listen to Dopethrone.
So these guys are not metal anymore
>>Power Metal
>>Bad
>WAAAAH I WANT MY EXTREME MUSIC WITHOUT EXTREME LYRICS
>PUNCH A NAZI :(
were they ever?
Best Metallica album.
this is a no politics general, fuck off.
i only Einar Solberg from Emperor shows.
Listen to Powerwolf.
overproduced
Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Death Metal and yet we live
music and art are inherently political faggot
Cope.
They're garbage. Listen to this instead:
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Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Black Metal and yet we are white
...
Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Black Metal and yet we're all white
>metallica
What’s your favorite Bathory album?
How is every metalhead a cryptonazi?
Ironic, isn’t it? We listen to Power Metal but there is no electricity.
This sounds like metal to me
youtu.be
>Christian fury metal
I heard the singer from the band is a jerk, is that true?
cant decide desu senpai. it's between Under the Sign of Black Mark and Blood Fire Death.
It's alright, brother
We understansd eapch other ;^)
Blood fire death.
based
kill yourself
Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Doom Metal and yet we are #blessed
Why the fuck aren't filters working?
That's a Koss CD player, isn't it?
Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Power Metal and yet we are weak
fuck why is metal so fucking the suck
Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Sludge Metal and yet we are salty
Left or right?
>this kills the vargfag
I don't get this one
Isn't sludge like mud?
You mean feeding the seed
power metal sucks DOOODADOOODODOADAODOADOOADODAODOADOAOAD
that's the shred
What’s the opposite of metal?
Is Ihsashn the most Chad black metal musician?
Oh shit, you're right, it's not actually slug metal
iodine
getal
pop
non-metal
>plays 8 string guitar
yes
Ironic, isn't it? We listen to drone metal and yet we are wacky non-conformist rebels
>Leprous is Ihsahn's backing band
it all makes sense now
>popular = bad
Everybody who says this tends to be a leftist. it's almost like you want everything to be high stakes and political so you have an avenue to control other people's lives and speech
Why is Incantation so good?
That's easy. Neither.
>Heidi Solberg Tveitan is married to Ihsahn of Emperor.
>Ihriel is also the sister of Lord PZ, Kenneth Solberg, and Einar Solberg
thank you mrs. skeletal
YOUR MERCIFUL GOD DISGUSTS ME
HIS KINGDOM INFESTED WITH LIES
Remember, /pol/ and /metal/ go hand in hand, and since /pol/ is a Christian board, this means /metal/ is a Christian general. Please remember this.
He's probably one of the few metal musicians out there that can actually use that thing to it's full potential. Seems like most everybody else out there will just ride the two lowers strings non stop and call it a day. Which is why a lot of modern metal to my ears sounds boring and unimaginative..
They haven't been for years since they took off
They try to distance themselves from black metal scene
MADNESSSSS REEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGNNNNNNNS
IN THE HALL
OF THE BURGER KING
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Is Inter Arma worth seeing?
Post a more kino live performance than this
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but metal is mostly right wing and mostly garbage is that a coincidence?
>blasting meal
>song has air raid siren in it
>grandpa goes apeshit
lol oops
This guy should form a supergroup with Dino Cazares
wew
Which one, bros?
Three way tie between Blood on Ice, Nordland II and Hammerheart.
What song?
I hereby present to you: the slam to end all slams
based as fuck
>be 'anarchist'
>ban artists for breaking your rules
damn.... really makes you think....
Metallica by Enter Sandman is my favorite song.
So, how come you didn't come back after 3 days like you usually do kid? Did it take you that long to figure out how to change your IP address?
Ihsahn sounds amazing, honestly.
No. I simply took a break.
Too much /metal/ can warp the mind.
This one's better
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He's an awesome musician.
They're good live but their setlists are hit or miss. Check Setlist.fm. They're total bros, though. They liked my band shirt and ended up giving me a couple patches, a lot of stickers and a beer coozie after I talked shit with them. They also remembered me two years later when I saw them again.
Carnage in the Temple of the Damned
meant for
has anyone heard power metal
DODDADHAAODOAODOAODOADOAODOADOAOADO
that's the shred
YOU WILL NEVER SIN AGAIN
Ahem...
>Too much /metal/ can warp the mind.
Considering how you've acted, your mind must have been warped way before you discovered this place. But I guess it's always someone else's fault, right?
I got no one to blame but myself.
>But I guess it's always someone else's fault, right?
Yeah morons like him are easily led by the nose, as asses are.
>rateyourmusic.com
>tfw ywn be as fukken based as MC Ride
twilight of the gods even though it sounds like pearl jam at times
>Bubbling Rectal Cum Fart
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The most chad BM musician? Caller of Storms.
Swole black guy who PUNCHES NAZIS (get fucked warslut) and could fuck your girlfriend
i'm a fool for believing slipknot hype
but Bathory is the Pearl Jam of black metal
Blood Fire Death is the Ten of black metal
What seems to be the problem? We can talk this out.
None are metal so stop off topic posting
So what's a good alternative to last.fm, since they're now going full leftist.
I don't have a "popular = bad" mentality but imagine caring about new Slipknot or Tool releases in 2019. cringe
Both are metal bands. Problem is, that neither are really all that good.
You
Leading a journal of your own or making custom charts at the very least?
What's your take on these guys?
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for some reason i doubt kanye has ever listened to cradle of filth, he seems like a person to wear metal shirts for fashion purposes only
Tool is alright, but I can't stand slapnuts, it's so fucking boring and the lyrics are written by a 15 year old
they're metal in the same sense that they play "rock n roll, a blues-derived music popular music genre"
i.e. maybe by technicality, but not really
Metal is the ultimate genre.
Kayne is an honorary Aryan and can fuck my wife anytime
>slipknot
>tool
>metal
What's your favorite metal album from the year you were born?
Holy shit who gives a fuck
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if metal only, Blood Fire Death
Based
Iowa
My mom thinks that Hello Kittie is satanic so this image just looks normal to her
>NOOOOO YOU CAN NOT BAPTIZE ME I DID NOT HANG FROM THE UTERUS TREE FOR NINE MOONS FOR THIS NOOOOO
Y'all didn't need to reply, I was just trying to get shartard banned for some years by revealing he's underage but it seems he's just gonna lie
u mad?
triggered enough 2 reply lmao
Where in tarnation did you find this pic of me and my daughter?
Channeling the Quintessence of Satan by Abigor
Hm...
Enter Sandman - Metallica
sauce
i will convert her
German Metal
>Sasha Grey loves black metal
Fuck me she’s my dream girl
Infant Annihilator is great
I'M ALIIIIVE
Make a Change... Kill Yourself Metal
What bands does she listen to?
it sucks
Burzum, Thulean Perspective, the list goes on...
>black step dad threw away the negrobutcher CDs
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What is this song about?
>that one /metal/ x /int/ crossover thread
>Israeli poster shills Alien Fucker nonstop
>Alien Fucker are from Israel
varg vikernes, louis cachet, etc.
>CDs
They had one demo and split.
Dragon Quest
my favorite metal band is the slayers
Christians probably
for me its the death grope
Burzum, Krallice, Immortal, Tsjuder
>be born in 1989
>discover metal in 2019
I'm glad you're lying about your age kid
It's self explanatory.
but the death grope isn't metal, if u want a real metal band listen to the metallics
don't forget the megadead
Metalligma
If you think it's about popularity you're fucking deluded
Is it really though? Where do they live?
I was born like 2 months ago
I had two copies of the first demo on CD, split shipping with a friend
ligma?
black metal gf - no
i get my gf out of that shit
How come only sticc girls like meal?
Does Gianna Michaels have a favorite metal band? I hope it's glam
Overrated piece of shit, just like Burzum's clones.
For me, it's The Return.....
..................... OF DARKNESS AND EVIL
Not metal but favorite Skrewdriver album?
>Haha you aren't a real anarchist unless you let fascists organize! Better luck next time commie ;)
ligma balls
Seething DMUtard.
>government rules bad
>ideological dogma rules good
FUCK i love the megadead
Why do you hate me so much?
the government has an ideology too you fucking retard
>Tsjuder
based
woah you're using some problematic language there, pal
Everyone has an ideology.
hey, i'm a deathmetal user that likes to record in his free time. I'd love to collab with some Yea Forumstants on a hammer smashed face cover. I've already got bass and drums tracked. I'd need guitars (L+R separately tracked) and vocals. Anybody down? I can send master tracks and the bpm of the project, guitar pro tab, etc.
>haha you don't want fascists to genocide POC, trans, women and gays? guess you're the fascist then huh?
>t.
who said that
>not wanting fascists to genocide POC, trans women and gays
fuck you retard
nope
most maybe not everyone
>most maybe not everyone
They do, it's inherent to humans.
imaging being this retarded
WHAT IS IT?
CAUGHT
IN A MOSH
kek
nope.
ideology means believing blindly in a whole set of ideas. most (not all)people are idiots this is true, just like you.
god, black metal is so bad
>ideology means believing blindly in a whole set of ideas
no it doesn't
requiem
you do realize that you're mocking the inconsistencies of your own ideology, right?
even if it actually meant that: that's what everyone does. not every single idea of yors is based on facts and logic. every idea that is the outcome of rational thinking builds on a foundation of ideas that are not questioned. without that foundation everything would be literally meaning-less. this isn't even a political opinion, it's a psychological fact.
yes it does are you some kind of stupid fucking retard
Ah... the Satan!!!
People saying antifa are hypocrites
nah i don't think you understand what humans do.
or you only meet the retarded ones.
No, it doesn't. You're mixing indoctrination with ideological beliefs, thus making you the retard here, retard.
I love Satan
AVE SATAN, and fucking hell are you still shilling this?
no you're mistaking thinking with ideology you fucking retard.
do you really think antifa faggots are holding back the queer/POC genocide by punching kekistani shitposters
Listen to dopethrone
Stop insulting people, faggots.
my favorite metal is iron
Right
No, you don't know what the term ideology means.
nice argument
take the tungsten pill
this has nothing to do with knowing people, it's just how the mind works. there is no freedom from ideology because humans are cultural beings and their thoughts even less exact and rational than their language. if ideology actually meant what you think it means then even your most rational thoughts would be ideological.
Case in point.
What did he mean by this?
Vampires or Remains? Choose wisely.
what's your favorite metal album?
>flawed
>100%
lmao metalheads are stupid
it's called soul
What album? Sometimes ''flaws'' make it more organic and real.
>St. Anger
>Soul
That’s garbage they say in hip hop
lmao you continue your dogshit "argument" with another dogshit "argument.
kys bitch.
exactly, dominant culture = dominant ideology.
i have said before, MOST people are retards.
it is what you DO not what you SAY that matters, not EVERYONE fucking follows an ideology. the only people who think this are as i have said, retards aka people follow an ideology.
move away from the hive maybe, fuckface.
...
You grow more pathetic with each subsequent post.
nice argument
even nicer argument
I used to slave away at my guitar all day but then I realized I want to experience life and then put that into my music
That's just my own approach, though
Metal for this feel
that's the only way
based
>exactly, dominant culture = dominant ideology.
that has nothing to do with it, you thick bitch. why would you think you're not following an ideology?
NAILS obviously
that has everything to do with it you retarded cunt.
you're just someone who has no capability to understand what the fuck is going on on your own, so you latch to what the people around you say like a fucking dog.
woof bitch.
holy cringe
yes
surely i am the one who has no capability to understand
i should stop arguing with teenagers online
>literally who vs literally who
>i should stop arguing
yea
you fools
seize the dayyy
or die regrettin the time u lawst
>>tfw ywn be as fukken based as MC Ride
forgot the image... I must've inhaled too many slamz
/truedoom/
>can't play war metal because I've never been in a war
>can't play black metal because I'm not a fuccboi twink
>can't play prog metal because I'm conservative
>can't play thrash because I'm not a spic
>can't play glam because I'm an incel
>can't play death metal because I don't like horror movies
what does that leave
tripfag discovers dm and wants to make sure everyone knows it
Sludge
Suicide
One of many possible answers to me.
what are the prerequisites
examples of suicide metal?
Doom metal, it's like the metal version of blues which fits your worthless failure life
Someone post the Love Live edit.
I want something with vocals that are really low and sound kinda distant as if a huge fish dude is talking from within a really deep cave.
Dead congregation
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I like sucking sick.
youtube.com
I invite all /pol/niggers, trannies, and IDEOLOGYfags to GTFO of my general
Yes
post retards who obviously edit their own wikipedia pages
pic related
NSBM is based, you’re just a cuck
Looks like a Chad to me!
Of course
Why does varg tuck in his shirt? That’s so gay
en.wikipedia.org
this band has an entire wikipedia page written about it despite releasing only one demo and EP which has a single rating of 1% on M-A
That's pretty good user, thanks
Good album.
based
>In 1995, Michael converted to Christianity at a summer camp.
Camp counselor dick must have been fucking huge
i've literally never listened to a single power metal album that is even remotely fucking good
NSBM is trash, you only listen to it for the ideology
At least listen to plausibly racist bands like Mgla instead of that shit
I only listen to metal that is far right. Fuck you communists.
rec me some baby shark doo doo doo metal
Listen to Heavy Load or I'll blow a heavy load in your ass
Omen - Battle Cry
>RABM
lmao
Nice blog
Namefag holocaust when
This is completely true
>chartfag is also a /pol/fag
it writes itself
Fuck politics.
>album cover is a political commentary on the health care system and the perception of doctors as butchers instead of healers
uh-oh!
Enjoy your vacation for breaking the levee
war... war never changes...
Ron Pearlman
Oh no! I made a typo.
I’m going to be called out now!
t. Fallout Boy
war... war has changed
dps
tank
When's the last time someone told you they loved you?
Today
yes
...
...
Satan's real...
Vampires, Hail satanas
I just realized you don't see that many fat people in metal bands
I'm sorry. Are you saying that as if you think it is weird? You DON'T think Hello Kitty is satanic?
Ah yes. Takes me back.
Good stuff. I'll listen to the 6 albums on the left and if they all suck I will once and for all label the entire genre irredeemable and horrific faggotry.
Data-mining by You
>Their poison fingers that wrote the poison lines
It's about the Jews. This line refers to the Bible: written by Jews.
Go back to twitter, bitch.
Dude seriously fuck off. The only reason for existing is the fact that you are a group of cells in constant competition with every other group of cells. There is only one rule in this reality, SURVIVAL. Consciousness is an evolved trait to help the group of cells that is you to better survive in this reality. Get over yourself. Art gives meaning to the ultimate pointlessness of the Universe.
blood fire death or hammerheart
This
vocalist for Artificial Brain