/metal/

tiddies edition
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First for Power Metal sucks

based

Based.

melodeath sucks

SO FAR AWAAAAYY

crush flower metal

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youtube.com/watch?v=HWcgYM9CWZw
deathrash
punk edition

NY metal rules. Fuck your face. Fuck mastodont too.

Both are trash

Listen to Beherit.

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Bölzer
Teitanblood
Throane
Convulsing
Ulcerate
Temple Of Baal
Adversarial
Antediluvian
Mitochondrion
Abyssal
Ævangelist
Malthusian
Altarage
Imperial Triumphant
Impetuous Ritual
Ritual Necromancy
Necros Christos
The Ruins of Beverast
Blood Incantation
Stargazer
Witchrist
Dakhma
Genocide Shrines
Coffin Lust
Possession

what else?

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WE LIVE FOR THE DAY-EY

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>Just discovered Halestorm
Hey this isn't bad.

both are great

Which side are Symphony X, Iced Earth and Seventh Wonder

>Power Metal
>Bad

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FOR THE NIGHTS ARE SO WASTED AND DONE

I've noticed these newschool antifa guys don't have a clue about metal.
I see them on their little hideouts asking each other "is this a nazi band?" "is that a nazi band?" when like 5 seconds of research could yield the answer.

at least the left wing faggots in the 80s/90s were actually into punk/metal on a deeper level than listening to spotify recommendations

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For me, it's Trym Torson.

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lel less popular band better duuuuhhh

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>Symphony X
>Iced Earth
neutral
>Seventh Wonder
flowerly wanky panky bullshit

member when they got Type O Negative banned from playing in the Netherlands over a song title?
youtube.com/watch?v=xoQttIgNMmw

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>Listen to Dopethrone.

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So these guys are not metal anymore

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>>Power Metal
>>Bad

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>WAAAAH I WANT MY EXTREME MUSIC WITHOUT EXTREME LYRICS
>PUNCH A NAZI :(

were they ever?

Best Metallica album.

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this is a no politics general, fuck off.

i only Einar Solberg from Emperor shows.

Listen to Powerwolf.

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overproduced

Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Death Metal and yet we live

music and art are inherently political faggot

Cope.

They're garbage. Listen to this instead:
youtube.com/watch?v=t3LO6QaATKs

Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Black Metal and yet we are white

...

Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Black Metal and yet we're all white

>metallica

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What’s your favorite Bathory album?

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How is every metalhead a cryptonazi?

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Ironic, isn’t it? We listen to Power Metal but there is no electricity.

This sounds like metal to me
youtu.be/nim10BdaTMw

>Christian fury metal
I heard the singer from the band is a jerk, is that true?

cant decide desu senpai. it's between Under the Sign of Black Mark and Blood Fire Death.

It's alright, brother
We understansd eapch other ;^)

Blood fire death.

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based

kill yourself

Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Doom Metal and yet we are #blessed

Why the fuck aren't filters working?

That's a Koss CD player, isn't it?

Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Power Metal and yet we are weak

fuck why is metal so fucking the suck

Ironic, isn't it? We listen to Sludge Metal and yet we are salty

Left or right?

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>this kills the vargfag

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I don't get this one
Isn't sludge like mud?

You mean feeding the seed

power metal sucks DOOODADOOODODOADAODOADOOADODAODOADOAOAD
that's the shred

What’s the opposite of metal?

Is Ihsashn the most Chad black metal musician?

Oh shit, you're right, it's not actually slug metal

iodine

getal

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pop

non-metal

>plays 8 string guitar
yes

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Ironic, isn't it? We listen to drone metal and yet we are wacky non-conformist rebels

>Leprous is Ihsahn's backing band
it all makes sense now

>popular = bad

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Everybody who says this tends to be a leftist. it's almost like you want everything to be high stakes and political so you have an avenue to control other people's lives and speech

Why is Incantation so good?

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That's easy. Neither.

>Heidi Solberg Tveitan is married to Ihsahn of Emperor.
>Ihriel is also the sister of Lord PZ, Kenneth Solberg, and Einar Solberg
thank you mrs. skeletal

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YOUR MERCIFUL GOD DISGUSTS ME
HIS KINGDOM INFESTED WITH LIES

Remember, /pol/ and /metal/ go hand in hand, and since /pol/ is a Christian board, this means /metal/ is a Christian general. Please remember this.

He's probably one of the few metal musicians out there that can actually use that thing to it's full potential. Seems like most everybody else out there will just ride the two lowers strings non stop and call it a day. Which is why a lot of modern metal to my ears sounds boring and unimaginative..

They haven't been for years since they took off
They try to distance themselves from black metal scene

MADNESSSSS REEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGGGNNNNNNNS
IN THE HALL
OF THE BURGER KING
AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Is Inter Arma worth seeing?

Post a more kino live performance than this
youtu.be/78-vJwCVJvk

but metal is mostly right wing and mostly garbage is that a coincidence?

>blasting meal
>song has air raid siren in it
>grandpa goes apeshit
lol oops

This guy should form a supergroup with Dino Cazares

wew

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Which one, bros?

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Three way tie between Blood on Ice, Nordland II and Hammerheart.

What song?

I hereby present to you: the slam to end all slams

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based as fuck

>be 'anarchist'
>ban artists for breaking your rules
damn.... really makes you think....

Metallica by Enter Sandman is my favorite song.

So, how come you didn't come back after 3 days like you usually do kid? Did it take you that long to figure out how to change your IP address?

Ihsahn sounds amazing, honestly.

No. I simply took a break.
Too much /metal/ can warp the mind.

This one's better
youtube.com/watch?v=bj_g0hpVUKw

He's an awesome musician.

They're good live but their setlists are hit or miss. Check Setlist.fm. They're total bros, though. They liked my band shirt and ended up giving me a couple patches, a lot of stickers and a beer coozie after I talked shit with them. They also remembered me two years later when I saw them again.

Carnage in the Temple of the Damned

meant for

has anyone heard power metal
DODDADHAAODOAODOAODOADOAODOADOAOADO
that's the shred

YOU WILL NEVER SIN AGAIN

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Ahem...

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>Too much /metal/ can warp the mind.
Considering how you've acted, your mind must have been warped way before you discovered this place. But I guess it's always someone else's fault, right?

I got no one to blame but myself.

>But I guess it's always someone else's fault, right?
Yeah morons like him are easily led by the nose, as asses are.

>rateyourmusic.com/list/OnlyMorrisseyForgives/people-outside-the-metal-scene-who-have-shown-interest-in-black-metal/
>tfw ywn be as fukken based as MC Ride

twilight of the gods even though it sounds like pearl jam at times

>Bubbling Rectal Cum Fart
youtube.com/watch?v=9Rbl0Krdfvw

The most chad BM musician? Caller of Storms.
Swole black guy who PUNCHES NAZIS (get fucked warslut) and could fuck your girlfriend

i'm a fool for believing slipknot hype

but Bathory is the Pearl Jam of black metal
Blood Fire Death is the Ten of black metal

What seems to be the problem? We can talk this out.

None are metal so stop off topic posting

So what's a good alternative to last.fm, since they're now going full leftist.

I don't have a "popular = bad" mentality but imagine caring about new Slipknot or Tool releases in 2019. cringe

Both are metal bands. Problem is, that neither are really all that good.

You

Leading a journal of your own or making custom charts at the very least?

What's your take on these guys?

youtube.com/watch?v=FRgJklVkEvg&list=PLG_Zv5tjBSj6pgy8t7IEIKei7RyxkVyOx&index=20

for some reason i doubt kanye has ever listened to cradle of filth, he seems like a person to wear metal shirts for fashion purposes only

Tool is alright, but I can't stand slapnuts, it's so fucking boring and the lyrics are written by a 15 year old

they're metal in the same sense that they play "rock n roll, a blues-derived music popular music genre"
i.e. maybe by technicality, but not really

Metal is the ultimate genre.

Kayne is an honorary Aryan and can fuck my wife anytime

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>slipknot
>tool
>metal

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What's your favorite metal album from the year you were born?

Holy shit who gives a fuck

discogs.com/New-Glory-Backlash/master/287669
if metal only, Blood Fire Death

Based

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Iowa

youtube.com/watch?v=F703qYOGIak&list=PLG_Zv5tjBSj6pgy8t7IEIKei7RyxkVyOx&index=35

My mom thinks that Hello Kittie is satanic so this image just looks normal to her

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>NOOOOO YOU CAN NOT BAPTIZE ME I DID NOT HANG FROM THE UTERUS TREE FOR NINE MOONS FOR THIS NOOOOO

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Y'all didn't need to reply, I was just trying to get shartard banned for some years by revealing he's underage but it seems he's just gonna lie

u mad?
triggered enough 2 reply lmao

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Where in tarnation did you find this pic of me and my daughter?

Channeling the Quintessence of Satan by Abigor

Hm...

Enter Sandman - Metallica

sauce

i will convert her

German Metal

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>Sasha Grey loves black metal

Fuck me she’s my dream girl

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Infant Annihilator is great

I'M ALIIIIVE

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Make a Change... Kill Yourself Metal

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What bands does she listen to?

it sucks

Burzum, Thulean Perspective, the list goes on...

>black step dad threw away the negrobutcher CDs

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youtube.com/watch?v=JYZktLCBxjk
What is this song about?

>that one /metal/ x /int/ crossover thread
>Israeli poster shills Alien Fucker nonstop
>Alien Fucker are from Israel

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varg vikernes, louis cachet, etc.

>CDs
They had one demo and split.

Dragon Quest

my favorite metal band is the slayers

Christians probably

for me its the death grope

Burzum, Krallice, Immortal, Tsjuder

>be born in 1989
>discover metal in 2019
I'm glad you're lying about your age kid

It's self explanatory.

but the death grope isn't metal, if u want a real metal band listen to the metallics

don't forget the megadead

Metalligma

If you think it's about popularity you're fucking deluded

Is it really though? Where do they live?

I was born like 2 months ago

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I had two copies of the first demo on CD, split shipping with a friend

ligma?

black metal gf - no
i get my gf out of that shit

How come only sticc girls like meal?
Does Gianna Michaels have a favorite metal band? I hope it's glam

Overrated piece of shit, just like Burzum's clones.

For me, it's The Return.....

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..................... OF DARKNESS AND EVIL

Not metal but favorite Skrewdriver album?

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>Haha you aren't a real anarchist unless you let fascists organize! Better luck next time commie ;)

ligma balls

Seething DMUtard.

>government rules bad
>ideological dogma rules good

FUCK i love the megadead

Why do you hate me so much?

the government has an ideology too you fucking retard

>Tsjuder
based

woah you're using some problematic language there, pal

Everyone has an ideology.

hey, i'm a deathmetal user that likes to record in his free time. I'd love to collab with some Yea Forumstants on a hammer smashed face cover. I've already got bass and drums tracked. I'd need guitars (L+R separately tracked) and vocals. Anybody down? I can send master tracks and the bpm of the project, guitar pro tab, etc.

>haha you don't want fascists to genocide POC, trans, women and gays? guess you're the fascist then huh?

>t.

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who said that

>not wanting fascists to genocide POC, trans women and gays

fuck you retard
nope
most maybe not everyone

>most maybe not everyone
They do, it's inherent to humans.

imaging being this retarded

WHAT IS IT?
CAUGHT
IN A MOSH

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kYkzMgV19nk

nope.
ideology means believing blindly in a whole set of ideas. most (not all)people are idiots this is true, just like you.

god, black metal is so bad

>ideology means believing blindly in a whole set of ideas
no it doesn't

requiem

you do realize that you're mocking the inconsistencies of your own ideology, right?

even if it actually meant that: that's what everyone does. not every single idea of yors is based on facts and logic. every idea that is the outcome of rational thinking builds on a foundation of ideas that are not questioned. without that foundation everything would be literally meaning-less. this isn't even a political opinion, it's a psychological fact.

yes it does are you some kind of stupid fucking retard

Ah... the Satan!!!

People saying antifa are hypocrites

nah i don't think you understand what humans do.
or you only meet the retarded ones.

No, it doesn't. You're mixing indoctrination with ideological beliefs, thus making you the retard here, retard.

I love Satan

AVE SATAN, and fucking hell are you still shilling this?

no you're mistaking thinking with ideology you fucking retard.

do you really think antifa faggots are holding back the queer/POC genocide by punching kekistani shitposters

Listen to dopethrone

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Stop insulting people, faggots.

my favorite metal is iron

Right

No, you don't know what the term ideology means.

nice argument

take the tungsten pill

this has nothing to do with knowing people, it's just how the mind works. there is no freedom from ideology because humans are cultural beings and their thoughts even less exact and rational than their language. if ideology actually meant what you think it means then even your most rational thoughts would be ideological.

Case in point.

What did he mean by this?

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Vampires or Remains? Choose wisely.

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what's your favorite metal album?

>flawed
>100%
lmao metalheads are stupid

it's called soul

What album? Sometimes ''flaws'' make it more organic and real.

>St. Anger
>Soul

That’s garbage they say in hip hop

lmao you continue your dogshit "argument" with another dogshit "argument.
kys bitch.
exactly, dominant culture = dominant ideology.
i have said before, MOST people are retards.
it is what you DO not what you SAY that matters, not EVERYONE fucking follows an ideology. the only people who think this are as i have said, retards aka people follow an ideology.

move away from the hive maybe, fuckface.

...

You grow more pathetic with each subsequent post.

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nice argument
even nicer argument

I used to slave away at my guitar all day but then I realized I want to experience life and then put that into my music
That's just my own approach, though

Metal for this feel

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that's the only way

based

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>exactly, dominant culture = dominant ideology.
that has nothing to do with it, you thick bitch. why would you think you're not following an ideology?

NAILS obviously

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that has everything to do with it you retarded cunt.
you're just someone who has no capability to understand what the fuck is going on on your own, so you latch to what the people around you say like a fucking dog.
woof bitch.

holy cringe

yes
surely i am the one who has no capability to understand
i should stop arguing with teenagers online

>literally who vs literally who

>i should stop arguing
yea

you fools

seize the dayyy
or die regrettin the time u lawst

>>tfw ywn be as fukken based as MC Ride

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forgot the image... I must've inhaled too many slamz

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/truedoom/

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>can't play war metal because I've never been in a war
>can't play black metal because I'm not a fuccboi twink
>can't play prog metal because I'm conservative
>can't play thrash because I'm not a spic
>can't play glam because I'm an incel
>can't play death metal because I don't like horror movies
what does that leave

tripfag discovers dm and wants to make sure everyone knows it

Sludge

Suicide

One of many possible answers to me.

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what are the prerequisites
examples of suicide metal?

Doom metal, it's like the metal version of blues which fits your worthless failure life

Someone post the Love Live edit.

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I want something with vocals that are really low and sound kinda distant as if a huge fish dude is talking from within a really deep cave.

Dead congregation
youtube.com/watch?v=KyNNHHRzY7I

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I like sucking sick.

youtube.com/watch?v=UUYOzypNlDk
I invite all /pol/niggers, trannies, and IDEOLOGYfags to GTFO of my general

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Yes

post retards who obviously edit their own wikipedia pages
pic related

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NSBM is based, you’re just a cuck

Looks like a Chad to me!

Of course

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Why does varg tuck in his shirt? That’s so gay

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_(British_band)
this band has an entire wikipedia page written about it despite releasing only one demo and EP which has a single rating of 1% on M-A

That's pretty good user, thanks

Good album.

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based

>In 1995, Michael converted to Christianity at a summer camp.
Camp counselor dick must have been fucking huge

i've literally never listened to a single power metal album that is even remotely fucking good

NSBM is trash, you only listen to it for the ideology

At least listen to plausibly racist bands like Mgla instead of that shit

I only listen to metal that is far right. Fuck you communists.

rec me some baby shark doo doo doo metal

Listen to Heavy Load or I'll blow a heavy load in your ass

Omen - Battle Cry

>RABM
lmao

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Nice blog

Namefag holocaust when

This is completely true

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>chartfag is also a /pol/fag
it writes itself

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Fuck politics.

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>album cover is a political commentary on the health care system and the perception of doctors as butchers instead of healers
uh-oh!

Enjoy your vacation for breaking the levee

war... war never changes...

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Ron Pearlman

Oh no! I made a typo.
I’m going to be called out now!

t. Fallout Boy

war... war has changed

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dps
tank

When's the last time someone told you they loved you?

Today

yes

...

...

Satan's real...

Vampires, Hail satanas

I just realized you don't see that many fat people in metal bands

I'm sorry. Are you saying that as if you think it is weird? You DON'T think Hello Kitty is satanic?

Ah yes. Takes me back.

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Good stuff. I'll listen to the 6 albums on the left and if they all suck I will once and for all label the entire genre irredeemable and horrific faggotry.

Data-mining by You

>Their poison fingers that wrote the poison lines
It's about the Jews. This line refers to the Bible: written by Jews.

Go back to twitter, bitch.

Dude seriously fuck off. The only reason for existing is the fact that you are a group of cells in constant competition with every other group of cells. There is only one rule in this reality, SURVIVAL. Consciousness is an evolved trait to help the group of cells that is you to better survive in this reality. Get over yourself. Art gives meaning to the ultimate pointlessness of the Universe.

blood fire death or hammerheart

This

vocalist for Artificial Brain