Honest opinion on this girl and her body of work?
Honest opinion on this girl and her body of work?
Jaxon Anderson
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Angel Bailey
that body must be the work of an enemy stand
Jeremiah Cook
James Martin
Mariah Carey was escorted into the plant factory by her bodyguards. "Hello Miss Carey, welcome to out plant factory," she was greeted by a sleazy looking music executive. "We hope you'll find a lovely plant suitable for your garden." Mariah sneered. "Ugh, what's that terrible racket?" The sleazy executive laughed nervously. "Oh, that's soundcloud rap, we find that it inspires our wigge-ahem, I mean, our "urban" plants." Mariah covered her ears in disgust, belting out a whistle note, she destroyed the speakers with her Grammy award winning voice. "Ah, much better."
Mariah was then escorted to view the various plants in their natural habitats. "This is our J. Lo plant," the sleazy executive whispered nervously. "Don't know her," Mariah replied. The J. Lo plant could be seen spying on the other plants, attempting to steal their lyrics. Mariah looked on in disgust. "I didn't know she sang, I thought she acted, or whatever."
Christian Thompson
ugly face and fat ancles
pass
also she can't sing for shit
Xavier Phillips
Mariah was then introduced to the Africana plant. "This is our most popular plant, the Africana Wakande," the sleazy executive said proudly. "Her voice has often been compared to yours." Mariah rolled her eyes. "Who?" Africana could be seen whipping her fake ponytail around in circles and grunting in ebonics. "YUH!" it screeched in horror as its skin became a slightly lighter shade of brown before crawling into a tanning bed. "I hope she has some wrinkle cream."
Finally, Mariah, now in full diva mode, was led to the Billie Eyelash plant. "This is our most prized plant," the sleazy executive was practically drooling, money signs in his eyes. "Surely you know of her?" Mariah shrugged. "Sorry, name doesn't ring a bell." Billie was wearing extra large gangsta clothes, as well as a spiked collar and bracelets from Hot Topic, also grunting in ebonics, like Africana, as well as edgy pseudo-suicidal cries for attention. "Deadass! I'm finna end me!" She hollered at a group of hypnotized zoomer girls. "I wanna end me," they said in unison, making shallow cuts into their wrists with butter knives. Billie's brother, Finneas, could be seen counting stacks of hundred dollar bills and snickering in the background, Denzel Curry licking his lips.
Luke Richardson
"Disgusting," Mariah had seen enough. "Most of these bitches can't sing without autotune!" Billie protested. "Deadass, I can sing!" She attempted to hit the high notes she used to be able to hit in Ocean Eyes but her voice gave out. "YUH!" Ari grunted as she tried to sing God is a Woman, but the tanning bed had taken its toll on her voice, which now sounded dry and gravely. J. Lo tried to sing a song she blatantly stole from a Black woman. Mariah, enraged, effortlessly hit a high note that vaporized them all, before remarking: "I don't hear you, I don't see you, you don't exist to me."
Ryder Harris
I see the appeal but her dreary voice puts me to sleep.
Asher Phillips
bad. npc music
Lucas Allen
Jotaro dies in Part 6
Justin Gutierrez
Shill threads are getting old.
Christian Rogers
I haven’t heard a single song of hers. Am I missing anything?
Grayson Barnes
Billeisha Eyelash is a melanin queen.
Ayden Foster
whisper vocals over circus music.
William Myers
Looks like Africana Wakande has some competition.
Christian Mitchell
Jojo reference?
Colton Cooper
do you think she's thick?
James Gutierrez
Looks like she fell asleep in the tanning bed.
Lincoln Sanchez
Nathaniel Perez
She's just an edgier version of Lorde.
An EDGELORDE.
Isaac Sanchez
wtf is this shit
William Collins
It's "streetwear".
Gavin Young
i'm barfing
Xavier Cox
they're both horrible i don't get it
Nathan Bennett
>wasn't born when Courage the Cowardly Dog aired
Fucking zoomers appropriating millennial culture.
Julian Moore
You can't hear similarities?
Michael Cox
it's a joke lol
Colton Cook
sooo who the fuck knew she was only 17?
christ wish i could have got a record deal for being a faggot when i was 13
Jonathan King
A TRUE BANTU BEAUTY
Kayden Morales
>jojo shirt
wtf I love billie eilish now???
Isaiah Wood
Hudson Perez
no you don't
Leo Ortiz
Her brother is talented.
Jacob Campbell
you're right, I still don't give a shit about her and wish people stopped spamming her constantly
anyone know w2c that shirt tho? it's probably some overpriced artificial demand shit from supreme, isn't it?
Thomas Adams
animeonlines rightfully btfo lol
Logan Campbell
Is that Sarg0n?
Elijah Edwards
>I wear big clothes so people don't sexualize me, you know I'm only 17 right
*proceeds to sing about sex and adultery*
Ian Sanchez
Lorde's song is the usual monotone electropop tripe with le raspy strong kween voice. You should see me in a crown has heavier trap influences and Billie actually tries to put in personality in the performance, even if that personality is that of a bratty teen. That difference was enough to make her popular.
Jeremiah Young
probably something custom made or she got it in japan on vacation
also look at this bullshit
Josiah Martin
Lol yeah that’s not what it is. 24/7 pushing from the industry is what made her popular, period.
Lincoln King
>She is TALENTED AS HELL
Leo Diaz
An industry can't sell nothing. There needs to be something to set her apart and for mainstream reviewers to overblow.
Jackson Wood
Reminds me of when Rihanna was styled after Canary from HxH. I'm getting pretty fucking sick of us, it's exhausting how lame shit is right now.
Isaiah Watson
That something will become trendy regardless of its quality if it's pushed hard enough. You could make teens love anything if you control the media.
Daniel White
Simply not true. Given enough exposure, people will like anything.
Nicholas Harris
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John Brown
Nathan Walker
Zoomers grown up with that
Anthony Bennett
Wow is that a Jojo reference !?!?
Joseph Anderson
#BuryAThread this is just spam this is just another Thoughts on Billie Eilish thread.
Do not give this plant water.
Thomas Rodriguez
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