/gg/ - Guitar & Bass General

Laughing at stringlets edition

How do I start learning guitar/bass?
>justinguitar.com
>studybass.com
Guitar chords and inversion
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com
Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com/guitar_craftpedia_en.html
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com/FretsPages/Luthier/Technique/Setup/BuzzDiagnosis/buzzlist.html
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz/#F!v2oQgKhB!5nEaeUD8xxQYO8ipUoViqw

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First for youtu.be/yoqSqFRbKs8

>that guy that puts 20 stickers on his guitar

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yeah, that's me

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official stratocaster color ranking
>1. Tobacco burst + maple fretboard
>2. Red fiesta + rosewood fretboard
>3. olympic white + rosewood fretboard
>4. sonic blue + rosewood fretboard
>5. sunburst + rosewood fretboard
>6. natural finish + maple fretboard
>7. black + maple fretboard
>8. unimportant other colors

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What are /gg/'s dick measurements?

#1

ftfy

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>no mint pickguard
dropped

will he ever get out of the locker?

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i blame armstrong for that

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When I get the headless portable guitar I'll buy a vox mini amp and start posting guitar covers from work

>mint pickguard on a strat with maple fretboard
lmao retard

>important colors
Lol autistic

Official stratocaster variation ranking

0: Middle pickup only
1: 3/4 size HH superstrat with or without locking tremolo
2. HSH
3. HSS
4. SSS
5. Neck pickup only
6. Bridge pickup only
7. Vintage

sam: 9"
jcum: 5.5"
pink suhr: 6"
gibson tranny: 8"

source: gay people have larger penises

Wouldn't gibson tranny be -8 by now?

I have one sticker on my guitar. A tiny flag of Scotland. Is that okay?

-3 at the most

Tranny surgery usually has very poor results. In rare occasions it's just poor. But it's never good, because it's an open wound that's constantly trying to close.

youtube.com/watch?v=ixMHG0DIAK4

It's very disgusting indeed

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Check the comments section ;)

For some reason it isn't showing on my phone, can u screenshot it

Why is gg so slow?
Oh I know why, the boomers are working!

How would you guys rate the quality of Epiphone guitars in the last 3 years? Not the $200 stuff. I'm talking about the guitars $400 and up.

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Better buy a Condor really

No, you dirty sock.

School is back in session :)

>not including pickguard colour

The fuck is a condor?

Nearly identical to actual gibsons
99% identical after $200 of luthier turd polishing
100% identical after you throw in the pickups that gibson thinks are worth $200 each but sound worse than $80 duncans

I mean, a "real" gibson may use a 2 or 3 piece body so there's not much of a difference

>inb4 it's not real mahogany, i can hear the difference, trust me, trees have consistent tonal properties independent from all other aspects of craftsmanship regardless of how a particular tree grew
Or maybe someone believes some real bullshit
>guitar factories hand-select wood for its tonal properties instead of just grabbing a lot of knot-free wood and cutting it to shape

9.5" radius

Nobody can believe that shit and simultaneously believe that some gibsons are select diamonds in the rough that "sing" and put all the others to shame.

Dumbass.

i once heard that it's hard/impossible to tell maple and ebony fretboards from each other based on feel alone

Skip to 5:03 lmao!!! youtu.be/7LrvogNH1xg

Guitar brand
Also Tagima and Vintage

This.
I love my upgraded Condor Les Paul and I didn't pay 10k brl for it.

that's not because epiphones are good. it's because gibsons are shit.

Where's the guy willing to send me a guitar? I can pay with a bunch of these bowls.

Ask me how I know you don't play guitar

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>amp doesn't have headphone out nor USB interface to connect to PC
>XLR interface that outputs headphones is $110
>XLR interface that outputs USB is $80
>Boss GT-001 has XLR, 1/4" inputs and outputs as well as USB and is effectively a multieffect unit. $300

I've never used any effects pedals, will my tone be sacrificed by including a digital pedal into my chain?

I really don't wish this faggots life to anyone

I’m right here :)

Post you're favorite riff.

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Ohh they're now putting powdered milk along with the powdered milk cream

Do you like the deal

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Doesn't the Epiphone have neck dive though?

Just attach a door weight to it

To pay me with açaí? Sure that’s fine, those are tasty. There’s a a shop down the street that sells them that lots of cute girls frequent. I think the guitar is a firefly though.

Describe the guitar better

My goddamn Jazzmaster won't be here until TOMORROW. GOD DAMN IT. What am I going to do? How will I cope with this shipping delay?

should've got the V
you'll regret it

It’s a cheap strat copy SSS red with maple fingerboard. I think you can buy these on amazon

>/gg/ said I shouldn't get a V because it was bad for beginners
>now /gg/ says I should have gotten the V

There's just no pleasing you guys.

>beating the dead horse

maple fretboard = white pickguard, like rosewood fretboard = mint pickguard, like pic related.
i believed this was way too obvious to write, apparently not..

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Aren't those Gibson semihollow copies?

Probably, don’t know the names of these super cheap brands and my friend who owns it doesn’t really play guitar.

I had an epiphany last night.
I suck at guitar because I don't practice enough. But I don't practice enough because I don't know how to dial in a good tone. Is there any way to learn how to do that? I can hit one once in a while, but then when I go back the next time, I don't like it.

If you want to know how to cope, looks at Samuel's posts for inspiration. The fucker thinks his Brazilian shitplank is an actual les paul

Thanks based bro

Dumbass. Best strat is black, mint guard and maple neck.
I believed this was way too obvious to write obviously not.

We always said get the V.

No you guys didn’t!!!

Sell it and give me the money
That will save us shipping fees

Okay that sounds good, I can do that.

Grow a pair of balls

I don't need another set

I guess that way you can get something you want too

Mint guard looks like it's a white one covered in dirt
Always

Get a tranny's then

I'll get a middle pickup for the tele so it will be like a strat

I just realized Steely Dan's guitar solos are regular tonal blues solos

Most rock solos are.

But Steely Dan isn't a rock band

>Steely Dan is an American rock band founded in 1972

What would you call them then?

Posting again, just for you.

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Had anyone tried the 432hz tuning? I think it sounds better imo

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audio interface, bias FX, lots of great tone just in the presets. keep your guitar plugged in beside your desk so its not a hassle to play

What does that have to do with anything?

>432hz

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youtu.be/ghUs-84NAAU
Here’s proof that you’re a fucking moron

this is such a weird niche subject. have you even learned any new licks today?

It means just practice, preferably with an acoustic so the tone is all in your hands

Pop jazz

Are you trying to jam along with meditation tracks?

That's actually a good idea

Mint is light green

Id call them fusion jazz rock. Dan fogle is the shit.

People were doing it WAY before he came along.

They look worse than epiphones

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>t. epiphone owner

Correct

any experience with sigma guitars? They are like cheap versions of martins. Store down my street has a sigma 000-18 copy that I played a little and it sounds leagues better than most other relatively cheap guitars I have tried around town. No one carries taylor here anymore, though.

Fusion is one of the most abused words in music. They're not fusion, at all. They're a rock band with jazz and R&B influences. The one defining feature of fusion - which is improvisation, is completely absent in their stuff - they were rigidly NOT improvising, ever. That's one of their qualities, how tight the arrangements and performances were.

they're the best guitars in the

They WERE cheap versions of Martins, they were made by Martin. Now the "Sigma" name is owned by another company, but the actual company that made the old Sigmas is owned by a German based company who makes them in China, but can't sell them as "Sigma" in the US. Bizarre.

If it sounds good and plays well, buy it. That's all that matters at the entry level price point.

No theure a jazz croup that decided to make rock songs to make money. Theyre fusing jazz composition with rock delivery. Maybe youre autistic and just want fusion to be what your headcanon says it to be.

Now you’re describing math rock and being pretentious

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It's okay. You can just get the V for your next guitar.

I didn’t know wheelbarrows could fit in lockers?

I can guarantee you i listen to more steely dan and dan fogle than you.

More like dan faggle lmao

got em

Imagine not using humbuckers.

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Look at a picture of dan and then look at yourself in a mirror. Whos the chad and whos the virgin? Thought so

Lol his name is actually donald fagen. Idk how the fuck i got dan fogle

7.5 length 5-5.5 compound circumference

OVER ON THE MOUNTAIN
THUNDER MAGIC SPOKE
LET THE PEOPLE KNOW MY WISDOM
FILL THE LAND WITH SMOKE

I've been writing mathy riffs maybe I will record one and share it so you all can abuse me

yeah, hes a chad

>the only time a sticker placed on an instrument was acceptable

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You know that cool slide down the low E string some guitarists do just before a riff, what fret do you start it with? Mine never sound good.

>know that cool sli
You need to adjust your action

Is anything better than playing an Authentic Heritage Cherry Sunburst Les Paul /gg/? Even our shred boy Steve here pulls one out on occasion. Yui really was on to something with her choice of guitar I think.

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Guess what time is it

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>only
Joan gets a pass.

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How do I navigate on the Justin guitar website
Isn't it better to just watch his YouTube channel randomly

Well, of course.

>play bass
>all notes below low open E sound the same to me
how the FUCK am I supposed to transcribe metal

metal bass just follows the guitar anyway, but still you should be able to hear it

You have no idea what youre talking about please stfu.

cornbread

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>bass just follows the guitar
what said

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gibson/fender is dad-shit. partscasters and dirty superstrats are the good stuff

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>T. samefagging assblasted guitarist who got demoted to bass player in his band
Stop crying and accept your roll, bitchboy

>posts relic'd dad-shit

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These seem like actually really cool dudes
youtu.be/8KZGmujAdao

What's the lowest I should spend on a telecaster?

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metal dudes are almost always cool dudes. they are nerds

since the mim is universally considered fantastic, I guess I would compare it to competing squires and whats available second hand locally

Last one i was watching they were recording past 430am and one dude was cooking some bomb shit.

please respond

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Don't waste your time/money with cheaper multi effects. Get a Helix or Helix stomp at a minimum.

What does /gg/ do when they want to play guitar but are feeling creatively bankrupt?

Take a break

I have no use for any effects, I personally wouldn't use them. I'm just wondering if it's a good deal.

>need USB and headphone interface
>can get USB for $80, headphone for $110
>or get USB + headphone + multieffects for $300

Drugs

I PICK UP MY GUITAR AND PLAY
JUST LIKE YESTERDAY

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I use one of these and it has an effects loop. Does the boss have a loop? It sounds good.

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termites

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>he can't afford a Gibson, the only guitar which is good enough, because he spent all of his money on flannel shirts, thick-rimmed glasses and beard-trimming scissors

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>I own a pastel-colored guitar

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brazilian joinery

>can't into root notes yet
Rome wasn't built in a day, Bassie

I farted a log of kaka out of my bum bum. What should I do with this fart log in order to play guitar better? is there a guide for kaka?

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Fuck off, Edsel

not me

Post soi repellent

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my high school friend video called me last night
i gave him another theory lesson
he learned it
then on the end of the call he said he would show up at my shop because he's off from his job this week
and he fuckin didnt

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Out of my way you fucking loser

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rub the kaka into the grains of your fretboard

does anybody have pictures of this taking place? i would like a demonstration of the kaka to show this gentleman

God, what a cuck you are. It's never too late to kill yourself.

Please stop it user
You'll end up making me cut contact with my only friends

Jazzmaster officially coming tomorrow lads!!!

>SLOWWWW RIDE

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What song should I play on it first?

>he ordered a fucking orange crush
Kid, your fagmaster will sound like absolute crap especially without any reverb effect available. The only worse amp brand is vox. Send the thing back and get yourself a yamaha THR.

Second this

That was yesterday user. Fuck off.

But it chugs

You obviously dont have friends. They probably see you as an acquaintance at best.

At least it's food, not weed

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The weedy fuzz distortion of orange certainly does not chug

Probably not much, he's just a nigger

Can’t I just buy a reverb pedal? Recommend one lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=3cSFQti2K2U&t=388s

>at least my escapism is x not y
Dumbass

>two bowls a day

At least I'm not using fucking weed retard
Food just gets you fat
Weed fucks you entirely

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I know that video and this brittle and weak tone isn't chugging. I played this piece of crap before.

Sounds like chugging to me.

Theres not many neurons in your oversized head left to kill so id say its totally safe in your case

>diabetes and heart disease dont exist and arent the leading causes of death.
>weed kills more people.
Thats literally how dumb you are

Lol we don’t even smoke weed in first world countries anymore it’s all about that concentrated THC that really gets the creative juices going.

Imagine taking drugs like an incel

Imagine being afraid of chemicals because your mom told you to be

That's heavy enough, love its crazy kinetics.

Jazzmaster guy here, I’m going to pay for in person lessons, what should I look for in an instructor? How do you recommend I find one?

Again exercising fixes it

I didn't say weed kills you retard
I was gonna argue but you already proved to have brain damage from weed

Shittest him by asking abour orange amp. If he doesn't immediately recommend selling it, get another teacher.

My tube screamer does not mesh well with my ac15. This looks like a normal issue. Would an EQ to take the midrange down after the ts make it play better with the amp?

Just get a Caline Pure Sky for $30. It's transparent; no shitty retard midrange boost.

Swap for a Metalzone so you have more control over your midrange

why dont you just sell the screamer and get a klon clone? or sell the europoor amp and get something american

Lmao Sam is going to get fat because all he does is think about playing guitar while eating

I don't think he can afford enough food to get fat.

That will go great with a white belt, tight jeans, and swoop hair. Are you somebody's emo bf btw?

You can’t find a good tone cause you aren’t good at guitar.
I used to complain about tone in the beginning but my friends who knew how to play could make the same guitar and settings sound amazing.
I’m finally at the point where I can make most tones work

Missed the pedal edition!
Running a American special Tele into pic related into a vox ac15 c1x . Been having a lot of fun!

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Just pedal front really loose amps for tight gain. It's harder fuzz a tight amp.

t. Can't dial in a Fender Champ

You're not gunna make it.

I don't have a champ

If you can’t make clean tone sound good then you won’t be able to make any one sound good.
For sure you don’t know how to do left and right hand muting.

The app is pretty easy to follow.

I can do a clean tone, and I can mute. You're assuming a lot.

>having a pedalboard instead of just haphazardly spreading them around on the floor

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If you are having a hard time finding a good tone. I can only assume you are not that skilled

Pedalboards are for two kinds of people

Gigging artists who haven't gotten the memo on multi-FX or believe some snake oil nonsense about germanium diodes having magical tone properties that can't be reproduced 1:1 in software
And people larping as boomer gutiar heroes

Why do people with single coil guitars and low-gain vintage style amps have so many dirt/modulation pedals normally?

Every les paul and superstrat player I know just uses the amp and the knobs on their guitar for all their tones with very minimal pedals. Maybe a noise gate and a looper.

Like I said, you assume a lot.

maybe he just doesn't like the actual in the room sound of electric guitar but fell in love with all the close mic'd, mastered, and compressed once more demo tones on youtube

are you that youtube cover guy who only plays jazzmasters that plays 80s/90s alt rock

Nah. I'm far from a snakeoil faggot but I enjoy having the very specific overdrive, reverb, etc. that I subjectively like the sound of best rather than a collection of effects that somebody else chose for me.

You can modify the effects, amp presets, impulse responses, etc in a decent modelling unit and make your own sound

By kicking it boomer style you're just using some hipster's tube screamer clone with resistor values chosen at random

Can you literally custom-shape the clipping of overdrive to match that of a Timmy, Klon, Tube Screamer, etc.?

What you can do depends on what you're using

youtube.com/watch?v=yRLJe0TWOFA

In the end you'll get close enough for nobody to be able to tell the difference without direct A:B comparisons, it's doubtful that anyone would successfully identify the physical pedal, and nobody would give a shit about it in a full mix.

fucking with impulse responses alone is worth it. having a collection of real cabs is as costly as boutique pedals but takes up a thousand times more space. even richfags only have half a dozen 4x12s.

>you'll get close enough
So, that's a no.
So, what you're telling me is I can get "close" with a $2,249.99 multi-FX unit, or I can get the EXACT overdrive sound I want with a $30 chinaclone?
I'll take the $30 chinaclone in this case even if I'm a billionaire, because rich people stay rich by spending smartly.

The $2,249.99 multi-FX comes with theoretically unlimited overdrive pedals. And loopers, and reverbs, and delays, and whole amps and cabs. For the cost of a singular "high end" tube amp that nobody can reliably identify in a blind test.

Your tone autism about sounding exactly like a chinese pedal with high-capacitance wire comes with lifelong virginity.

"spending smartly" means something else to someone who is already well off and has a steady stream of income

if you make 7,000 a month and your base living expenses are barely over $2000, you're not going to care about a $2500 purchase. you still have half your disposable income left to invest, and you're not buying a $2500 toy every single month. are you?

>are you?

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>comes with theoretically unlimited overdrive pedals. And loopers, and reverbs, and delays, and whole amps and cabs.
That's cool for people who like a lot of effects and a lot of different amp/cab sounds, I guess. I really just need a few effects pedals and a single amp. I can make that sound good because I don't suck.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE CHORDS FOR THIS SONG

I AM BEGGING YOU!
Song: youtu.be/0X64QU9K-z0

That's nice to know, but lots of people who are ten times better than you don't have a problem with variety.

They can deal with it and dial in a large variety of usable tones because they don't suck.

lol sure. why do pros have lots of guitars, pedals, and amps again? guess they suck lmao.

Joe Bonermaster just might be the worst guitarist of our time.

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He's not a big effects guy, though.

Naw. Nobody's ten times better than me. Not even twice.

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Fuck off

He's got a Flying V so he's OK in my book

You forgot Sherwood green

I want a mutli-FX but mostly for the realistic amp simulation. I'd plug it into a powered FRFR speaker to get 99.99% tube tone with 0% tube maintenance, weight, and fragility and the added benefit of being able to fuck with effects without buying pedals I'll probably never use to actually play for other people.

Good plan?

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yeah, duh

Right: Might be an actual gutiarist
Middle: Probably can't play guitar but sleeps with it every night, has put the whammy bar in unspeakable places
Left: MIJ STRANDBERG. COSTED TWICE AS MUCH AS YOUR GIBSON. U MAD POORFAGS?

40% of your tone comes from your fingers
40% comes from the room or auditorium, and no matter how many effects or boutique things you put in the signal chain you can't beat it unless you use a headphone out
the last 20% comes from your gear

go for it, tubes are a scam.

Who is the best gutiar teacher on youtube?

Tim Henson's videos have been helping me out a lot

youtube.com/watch?v=dFACVIfC_EA

This is such a retarded question. Practice things that don't involve creativity. Practice your scales, arpeggios, and work on your technique and theory. You might find something to inspire you while messing around with it.

jesus why does every other fucking virtuouso and prodigy play an ibanez these days

is it a fashion statement?
are they paid for it?
am i missing out?
am i holding myself back?
are they just aping steve vai?

Anyone know if any of the US sites are willing to price match from EU sites? Some stuff from thomann and musicstore are still noticeably cheaper even when accounting for shipping/exchange rate fees and even buying US plugs/power supplies than buying from gc/sweetwater/musiciansfriend/etc

If I want to buy new humbucker pickups, how should I decide which should I pick? I mean should I look at what does those guitarists use whose songs I want to play?

Listen to demos/comparisons on YouTube and decide which one you like

Figure out what you want EQ and output wise and don't fall for overhyped memes

how the fuck do i play drum n bass on me guitar lads the fuck

Feel isn't there though, digital is soulless and processed

go to bed dad

you have to wake up to the warm organic sound of your tube alarm clock

Ibanez has that sterile and brittle garbage tone that autists seem to love. I don't understand how ibanez manages to make every guitar sound bad but here we are.

Ibanez modding is infinitely fun, so no biggie, just swap the pickups

Ibanez makes all pickups sound bad is what I'm saying. Duncan, Dimarzio, Suhr, it doesn't matter.

Yeah, nice memeing, friendo, but can you step up your game??

Really doubtful but do any of you have experience with Gibson amps?

Why do people hate Joe again?

I can because every day there's discounts on this food delivery App, that's why I'm getting so much of these bowls, they go for 2 reais each

ARE THERE TUBE ALARM CLOCKS?

Help I'm skipping into the twilight zone!

I have a nylon string I found in hard rubbish for this specific purpose

Yes, being under 50 and having a lifetime ahead of you.

DUDE JUST STRUM ALL THE STRINGS AT ONCE AND USE A MARSHALL LMAO

Spending money on guitars and not redecorating, maintaining your house. Pathetic

But his guitars ARE home decoration

He's hot

post yfw I improve by just thinking of guitar more than you do with a guitar in hands
lol @ dumb materialistic loser

Oh man... she's just like me!

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>TRIGGERED

Stupid and useless without outside help? Me? I'm more of a Ritsu guy.

/gg/, my tone knob cuts all volume when it's between 0 and 1. I don't usually play it that low, I usually keep it 5-10. Is this something I should get fix anyways?

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How else u gonna get dat woman tone

Dude, I don't even have a toneknob because I don't see the purpose. Just sound like throwing a blanket on the amp.

Lmfao tonelett

how is Ritsu any different?

>redecorating
t. woman or tranny
can't tell

This might be a dumb question but I have an AmPro Strat with finished satin neck. Over time it's begun to lose its finish and it's not as fast of a neck anymore. Parts of it are now unfinished or have very small layer of satin.

Is there some kind of oil I can put on it to make it faster?

I removed the tone knob of my Tele because I wasn't getting enough twang with these shitty hot pickups.

Where's that /gg/ent who covered The Messiah Will Come Again for his music class or something? I really need to bookmark that video.

>tfw Gary Moore sharted out his version and it's what most people think of when they hear the song

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>oil
Pics or gtfo.

here's a well known trick
>DIP YOUR GUITAR IN OIL

trannies and girls are the exception

Its definitely an individual thing, but its mind blowing to me how much of a difference warm-up makes. I think months went by where I never played more than an hour in a day and everything just felt dead and straining. This week Im back home for school, playing three or four hours a day, and the strain is finally gone. Guitar feels like butter, fingers do what they should without any tension and picking up new licks and songs is so much easier

they are shredding machines.
you are not a shredder, well not a good one

They are shred machines for children . real anime men use Dean

>Ibanez makes all pickups sound bad
nice try aspy.
next youre going to say all pickup brands are made in the same mexican factory by big pharma

real men shred on pretty strats like pink suhr

Charvel are much better all-around guitars that also happen to be better for shredding than any ibanez

>jesus why does every other fucking virtuouso and prodigy play an ibanez
are you thick?

sharvel are much better
t. shovel owner

>real anime trannies use Dean
fixed it for you

pro tip - use voltaren

>real anime trannies use Dean and ESP
fixed it for you more so

Is the digitech element any good?

Damn that's old, move on user
And it's a good thing Gary Moore did it. Roy Buchanan is sloppy as a casual dad.

I said dean not gibson

say sike right now

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>I said dean

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>real anime trannies use Gibson, Dean and ESP
sorry desu, fixed it for you one last time

U forgot ibanez

youtu.be/mPgYrEBZWxM
youtu.be/mPgYrEBZWxM
Gonna try to upload something to this sometime this week

Ibby, BC Rich, Fender offsets.

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sorry no, that's incorrect
we all know guitar virtuosos play ibanez & fender guitars
guitar virtuosos by their saintly baseness are not trannies

Is renting a guitar redpilled?

>really love this $2050 guitar at my local shop
>they'll only charge me $40/mo to rent it
>it'll take over 4 years before the rental cost outweighs the purchase cost

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hahaha i would LEL my head off if walked into this gig, then throw shit at them

Why not save up and just buy the damn thing?

48 x 40 is only $1920 desu
are you retarded. rental sounds like a good deal

What guitar is it?

take out rental insurance. get a friend to hide it for a few years. file it to police as stolen. yours.

>musicians considered to be at the bleeding edge of music skill by company

>Ibanez
>Paul Gilbert, Joe Satriani, Marty Friedman, Steve Vai, others
>Fender
>Eric Clapton, Knopfler, Eric Johnson, David Gilmour, Yngwie Malmsteen, others
>Gibson
>I can literally think of none
>Dean
>likewise none

Dare I say it, is Ibby/Fender /ourbrands/?

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I said over four years. It's 4.27 years or something.

based and fucking redpilled my fren

Name one (1) guitar you've owned more than four years before selling it.

A friend of mine just gifted me this. What pedals should I get to complete it? I can't spend more than 50€ per pedal

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>ESP - that dickbag that sings in metallica

Squire bullet strat

>I can literally think of none
That one dude that knows someone that once played in a grateful dead coverband. That's pretty much where they are at right now and they're not doing anything to change that, quite the opposite actually. There's zero appeal to younger players.

did he give you stomps & the phone charger as well?

Good post. Liked and shared.

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>ball ends in the neck
ISHYGDDT

>People genuinely buy $1500+ guitars only to sell them 4 years later
Lmao it's like you hobbyists don't really enjoy your instruments

You forgot to mention that all the best session guys play suhr. It’s funny how all the Ibanez players are washed out 80’s players.

chorus, and a delay. + your distortion& tuner. they are your best basic 4 effect boxes right there. try & get all boss. thats would be sweet

wow dude you're so funny I can't even breathe! Easily the best joke I've ever heard in the last 10/15 years, probably even in my whole life. eheheh did he give the phone charger? lmao! Are you a guitarist? I hope that you have a carrier in comedy because yours is such an amazing and natural talent

>he doesn't think 80s was the highlight of guitar music

hss that boss tuner been modded or what? i like it

ikr, because they're all in the top 100 charts today.
joe satriani "surfing with the alien" was the last album to chart and that was in 1987. its been all downhill for shredders ever since

I'm new to guitar. I like 60s-80s music mostly. I can play a Purple Haze riff and Smoke on the Water, anything else beginner friendly?

>music I like
>Def Leppard, Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult, Ted Nugent, Van Halen, Dire Straits, Roy Buchanan, Gary Moore

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Uhhh animals as leaders, chon and polyphia are all shred and they’re popular. Even if you don’t like the music shredding is still around, dad.

Marty friedman plays prs and jackson.
Dean has the most guitar relevant artist lineup.

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what a punchable face

>t floating tremlet

>those weeds
damn nigga

This looks like the dean archetype with beanie, earrings, sunglasses and all that bad taste crap. LIterally a relic from the 2000s just like their taste.

Flying V guy here, my Jazzmaster is out for delivery right now!! Pretty soon I'll be so busy banging out basic chords that I won't even have time to post in /gg/

top 40 or btfo

>beanie
>sunglasses indoors
>studded jacket
He sure makes Dean look good!!!

jesus christ
this guy could almost be a /gg/ chad meme

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Nice try but check this 7.

>music shredding is still around
we all shred user, we all do

new

Any love for the Mustang?

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post pic, m8

The schenk man will fuck you up

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I will once it's here my lad

Guys who play mustang always have the tightest holes

I will even post a pic of the Orange amp that's got /gg/ so angry.

Go back under rock now, dad

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Lol loser, everybody agrees Eric Clapton was better when he played Gibsons. Even today, if you can find a recent clip of him playing a Gibson (usually a semi hollow) his playing is better on it.

Also Gary More, Les Paul, Slash, Bucketfag, Peter Frampton. All the tasty players with good tone. Also Jeff Beck. Beck and Clapton go to show that FENDERS ARE FOR TIRED DADS that think les pauls sound to heavy for their tired ears. Gary More played fucking fast with a Les Paul and picking every note, not relying on wanky hammerons.
Ibanezes are for people that can't handle high action and would rather tolerate that thin ass tone that comes with low action. See: Paul Gilbert.

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