Guess the album from the rym review thread

It’s Dopethrone, yes

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merriweather post pavilion?

no

dopethrone

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Spiderland

nah

He screams in the last song.

LuLu idk

the way this is worded makes me think the title of the record or the band has the word "scream" in it.

I’d say Kero Kero Bonito but they weren’t around then

The Mars Volta?

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no

Ne Obliviscaris?

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no, but you're closer

Fallout boy album maybe?

no

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the Velvet Underground?

spiderland

MGMT Congratulations

no

nope
bingo

The album is so bad this review felt like a compliment

Pretty Odd.?

link park

this but sputnik

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no
Yeah, A Thousand Suns to be precise.

La Dispute

fear inoculum, that aphex twin song name gave it away
sleep or some other gay stonermetal outfit
no clue, what is it?
id love to know what this is
trout mask?

hint: the album he is talking about isnt that weird

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Considering how pretentious the reviewer sounds, it's gotta be either another Tool album or Radiohead. I'll say Kid A.

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government plates

no

spiritual healing?

No.

wrong. A small insight on the reviewer: he almost exclusively reviews metal albums, he is a 33 year old german male, acts like the biggest boomer ever, and has over 350+ reviews all written just like this. I love him very much :)
pic related is his bio

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>female tamer
I bet he's a virgin.

is it Earth?

hey, he has a lot of very insightfull reviews :)
nope

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little dark age
batushka - panihida
okay longshot but this sounds like life's too good by the sugarcubes?? censors are "birthday" and "bjork" it seems like it works and "declares independence" makes me think it's something of hers and the description of "the best song ever made because the faggot fucks off" sounds like it's about sindri. might also just be volta or utopia though but i think it's life's too good.
filosofem
black balloons

just removed song titles and name of previous album
milk eyed mender

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I really should've censored it more lol not MEM but there are 3 other options so you'll get it eventually

this is definitely swans. i can't decide if it's sftb or one of the new ones. i'll go with to be kind as my guess.

nope, it was disco volante

bump

No doubt in my mind this is the new King Griz record

This has got to be MPP based on the date and fact that he mentions they’re previous album was more experimental.

This has got to be the Beatles or some shit

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and the first. and the second.

>posting this copypasta on Yea Forums, a board known for its historic trips.

We need to remove /pol/ users from this board, by force if necessary.

Ah Christ the cancer

absolutely correct about the Sugarcubes, good job

Who are you quoting?

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
thought it would be too obscure :P

The most shocking thing is how many upvotes this review has

Also it’s Ys

Of course it's a Tool review, spastics think that Tool is prog rock

This is obviously supposed to be clever or something but a lot of reviewers unironically seem to think that people would be interested in reading their life story.

>NO! NO! NO! NO! TRIPS ARE PART OF THE CULTURE ON Yea Forums AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>noooooo I've been here all summer!!!
tripfags should be gassed without mercy or exception

I think people upvoted it because it's iconic and funny? The comment box consistently clowns it