Moments with "I listen to anything" people
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>obvious normie says they listen to anything
>autistic Yea Forumstant puts on sun o))) or some shit
>normie is understandably angry and confused
>Yea Forumstard feels smugly superior
>put on weezer
>bro this is gay
>they change it to tiesto
>with a girl at my house
>"what would you like to listen to babe?" I ask
>"I don't know, I listen to anything"
>"put Le Syndicat - Phase Segments / Phase Boucles just to mess with her"
>she's actually into Noise
>...
>we fuck all night long
based
>obvious normie asks autist with patrician taste what he listens to
>Autist with patrician taste says he listens to everything in order to blend in with the normie and downplay his power level
>normie and autist get along
>normei say's they listen to everything but country
>le challenge accepted.bmp
>places mersboe record on le record player
>npc normey doenst enjoy
>trollface.webm
nah I go for the tried and true "everything except rap and country" for normalfag blending, so I don't have to listen to stadium country or shitty meme rap
I sometimes go for king gizzard though in semi-autistic / weird people company, the band name is a good conversation starter and they've usually heard of them
>play "I've seen footage" by Death Grips for my mom
>she likes it
>MFW
> some normie says "I listen to anything"
> another normie says "do you listen to norwegian black metal" or some smug shit like that
my mom liked exmilitary when I showed it to her
>show normies absolute entry level stadium prog
>they love it
>slowly introduce them to more albums until they're unironically listening to tales from topographic oceans
>put on some swing
>"bro thats weird and gay"
>they change it to german rap
>put on Whitehouse
>bro this is gay
>put on Buyers Market instead
>put on buyer’s market
>normie tells me it’s boring
>he puts on pseudoscorpion
half of my (very very small) collection of Yea Forumscore CDs was stolen from my mom and she doesn't even use this site
swing heil
>in car with 3 normie friends
>someone hands me the aux cord
>play the beatles, something inoffensive
>they all give me a weird look
>”wow user, can you not form your own opinions? Do you have to follow in the footsteps of music publications praising such an unimportant and overrated band such as the Beatles?”
>the driver has pulled over at this point
>one of them forcibly takes the aux cord
>he puts on berger knutsson spering’s “live at mosebacke vol 2” (with guests bobo stenson and mattias stähl)
>the mood goes back to normal
>mfw
kek
Happened with mine too but I played her songs from TMS and NLDW
>put on Jüppala Kääpiö - Sporing Promenade
>sex every hot girl in a 100 mile radius after
A-user I don't think that's a normie
>downloads music from youtube 128kbps
>tags are all messed up
>has like 60 songs on his phone
>listens to a 'motivation' playlists on spotify every morning
>still likes billie eilish
>accidentally unplug headphones from pc and pig destroyer can be heard out loud in my living room
>my mom says it's pretty good
what the fuck?
>riding in car with two cute normie girls
>they're playing billie ellish
>I start loudly belching over the music to show my disgust
>ask if I'm ok
>I say "almost," and I rip the girl's phone out of the aux and put my own phone in it
>put on 'several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict' by pink floyd
>start chirping along with the birds
>girls remain silent for the car ride
>tfw I really do listen to almost anything
ebin
eb
Shut up, this didn't happen, fuck you, stop taunting me
Do not post pictures of me again
Newfag here, I assume psuedoscorpion is just a meme but...
Is it real?
I only listen to the audio of old birth tapes.
>closet autist girl with taste asks closet autist boy with taste what she listens to
>boy says he listens to everything in order to blend in with qt girl he thinks is a normie
>"oh.. m-me too"
I found a soundcloud
/m/um
hahaha
This is exactly why I play what I fucking want. If you don't like it you don't gotta stick around.
and they both fucking deserved that
>friend is obsessed with RHCP
>show him Faith No More
>insists RHCP is 10x better and that they're the GOAT
playing the beatles would've been weird even if your friends were normies
I played niggas on the moon and my mom thought it was awful
it is
RHCP is better and solo Frusciante is even better
Faith No More is overly cheesy and Patton is overrated
shut up mom
Kek
Appears to be a math rock band. I've heard a lot worse, would actually recommend.
Wrong album, new friend
>had a coworker that boasted that he loved "weird music"
>one day i decide to put on pic-related youtube.com
>20 minutes in he asks me to play something else
Faith No More is way better than RHCP. More variety, more interesting songwriting, more melodic, fuckin love FNM. RHCP is good, but trying to listen to a whole album is boring.
I'm pretty happy with it regardless.
Hey buddy you should look up some pseudoscorpion. Pretty cool stuff
> Thinks he's found the Holy Grail
> Just a dusty cup
> still
OK, this is epic.
dude shut the fuck up
Remember when just mentioning that album would completely derail an entire thread and people would actually post the mega link
Subtle attempt at getting the link
No, it’s a really boring album not worth listening to
>put on some funkadelic
>bro this is very homoerotic
>they change it to bee gees
Well he could just be using weird music as a catchall because he stuff isn't normie tier. Maybe hes a reddit lizzard wizard or a deathgrips fan.
cringe
>he prefers RHCP over FNM
How can you stand that pepper fucking lead singer? I hate his voice. I HATE IT
>meet girl who’s infatuated with me
>tell her my taste in music is weird
>she tells me to send her some songs
>send Metal Machine Music
>she’s so desperate to get with me she says it isn’t that bad
>what do you listen to
>depends on my mood
>youtube.com
California zip zoop zimmy zang bang wango
Makin ya girl pussy do a little tango
>normie asks me what kind of music I listen to
>I only listen to music that triggers a specific feeling in me, but it's been impossible to define for as long as I've tried
>this feeling is also producible through a very wide variety of styles and genres and can be varied upon, stylized, and made unique by the artists, but is at it's core, the same feeling
>with a hint of disappointment, I answer "oh you know, I listen to just about anything"
Based
Just say that its a broad question then answer with what youre really into at the moment
its not difficult you guys just lack bare minimum conversational skills
>people on Yea Forums aren't good at having conversations with normalfags
the sky is blue
Nice to see hear some Shackleton in here, based user.
noided
MOOOODS
THE PUSSYCAT VOODOO GOT MY WEEWEE JAMMIN
I hope he went straight to the last track
>with a girl at my house
stopped reading there
BASED
she's just trying to be nice to you
fpbp
GIVRI WAY GIVRI WAY GRIVI WAY NOW
>their favorite band is coldplay
>she's an "artist"
>does coke just go get out of bed
>does 2pts of molly everyday
>smokes all day
>broke
>lives in ottawa
>likes prog rock, post hardcore
i miss her
>I sometimes go for king gizzard though in semi-autistic / weird people company, the band name is a good conversation starter and they've usually heard of them
keek i do this as well, works every time
Did that with my ex girlfriend. Started with Dark Side of the Moon, then The Wall, then The Aerosol Grey Machine by VdGG, The Least We Can Do Is Wave to Each Other and finally H to He. Broke up with her before recommending her Godbluff tho. She went from "Im just not into prog that much babe" to sending me prints of her listening to the music in Spotify and saying that was a great track
>she wanted to listen to more music with guitars
>send her jandek
>she doesn’t want to listen to more music with guitars
>Maybe hes a reddit lizzard wizard or a deathgrips fan.
correct on both counts. it just amuses me what sort of thing is TOO weird for those types of self-described weird music fans
dream druggie gf
yeah this is normie techno though
try again please
They both fucking suck shut up
I remember mods giving permabans for even discussing the album
What was her name again?
>shackleton
>techno
> dark, futuristic, minimalist house-inspired electronic dance music
> not techno
explain yourself
I actually hate most music, especially what is posted here
shackleton's music leans closer to dubstep or uk bass versus techno's typically rigid 4/4 pulse you fucking mong
>but dude, Flea is amazing on bass
is this real life? every fucking song by RHCP sounds the same. atleast Mike Patton & FNM went for variety
My gf said Swans is for troubled people