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Peste Noire
*siiip*
Listen to dopethrone
WHEN THE STARS ALIGN
Crazy thing is how relatively young those guys still are considering how long they've been around. Ihsahn is only 43 and the other two are just 45. Still hopeful they change their stance and decide to do new material some day.
i've only listened one of their album and liked it. i guess you are based
imagine being so incredibly gay that you seethe over it
HAIL SATHANAS WE ARE THE BLACK LEGIONS
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Emperor became shit the moment Mortiis left.
hail
is this a new meme that only retards and freaks of nature wear mayhem shirts?
melodeath sucks
Honestly considering who Euronymous was you've got to be either a tranny or a nigger to wear a shirt of his band so it fits.
>Mohammed Suicmez has an album worth of material sitting on a hard drive somewhere
>Mohammed's only remaining original member; all the other fags in Necrophagist don't care enough to revive the effort
gay
Mortiis played in Burzum, dumbass
For me its Witchcult Today!
Why do people worship a generic bm band with a fucking penis and balls for a logo?
It looks like a uterus not a penis
you are truly an idiot
how old were you when you grew out of metal?
me? never got into it at all. people always said i was a very mature kid.
>he doesn’t see the dick with semen coming out
Whatever trve kvlt dickhead. You don't know what you're talking about
Ammm, I think you need to double check that m8, Samoth played on Burzum not Mortiis.
Mortiis played on Wrath of the Tyrant and on the Emperor EP
>Listen to dopethrone
No, Samoth played on Nemesis Divina by Satyricon, Mortiis played in Darkthrone and Burzum.
wrong
yes
I never liked metal as a whole, I like some bands of various subgenre, like Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Emperor, Vektor, Burzum, Inquisition, Demilich, Death, Gorguts, Belkètre, etc...
But Metal itself and the whole culture surrounding it makes me refuse to associate with it, am I an autist?
ok now what
reasonable
you need a very tiny brain to feel at home at a metal event
Amm noo, not sure it trolling but I am 100% sure that Samoth played on Burzum and that Mortiis played on Emperor, you should look it up yourself.
based
sounds like you have dick on the mind friend
I always do
>But Metal itself and the whole culture surrounding it makes me refuse to associate with it, am I an autist?
Most metal is simplistic and consumerist now, so this is perfectly reasonable.
Based
I went to Hellfest a couple years ago and it was alright people were friendly et all but I felt like they didn't take the music seriously, it was not very enjoyable watching Danzig play with a dude dressed like Jesus on my right, à guy dressed like a unicorn on my left, and a bunch of morons throwing balloons and various inflatable items all over the place.
Majority of us see an uterus while you see a penis and balls. Makes you think huh
the crossover we were all waiting for
because Gris is fucking great and for intellectuals ONLY
Festivals attract drunk idiots and most metalheads are genuine idiots. Most US ones are very trashy.
wow nevermind you're actually disappointed metalheads aren't taking themselves more seriously, not less
then I guess you are indeed the autist
What is Mortiis up to these days? I mostly only knew him from the hilarious early album covers with his whole prosthetic goblin face and floating in the sky or whatever, and that he was making mostly dark ambient stuff
But I just noticed he's actually playing a show in a nearby city in a few weeks which seems like a really random city/venue choice
M’lady
It's not about people taking themselves seriously, it's actually having a sense of respect for the music.
The only show I went to where I saw that was Buckethead, otherwise people are loud, obnoxious, watch shows through their phones or do pretty much anything but pay attention to the music unless it's a meme song like Final Countdown or Breaking the Law being played.
Why didn't you guys tell me that Megadave used to be good?
He’s been touring, playing his era 1 stuff. Especially since dungeon synth has become more popular recently
Festivals are more for partying than anything. Go to a black metal show and the people just stand there and enjoy the music (not that anything gives it away)
KIMB, Peace Sells, RIP and Youthanasia are 10/10 classics, Countdown and SFSGSW are a notch bellow but have amazing songs on them like Ashes in Your Mouth and Mary Jane.
The rddt of the discography is really hit or miss and depends heavily on personal taste but Kick the Chair, Sleepwalker, Headcrusher, and 3/4 of Dystopia are rally good.
I miss 80's Dave though, one of the best songwriters of the era.
I went to a Peste Noire show and it was nice but then after we went out there was a brawl with a bunch of antifas and I think a dude got stabbed.
he needed more cocaine desu but his body couldn't take it anymore.
Concerts are shit in general. Nothing like staying home and listening to what you want with nice headphones.
Last black metal show I went to involved a lot of people looking at what shirts each other had on
With bands like that, it’s best to just enjoy the music and not associate with anyone else and that includes the band. They’re big assholes even if they make good music.
Considering he can't really sing like he used to anymore I wish he'd make instrumental albums or get a singer, because I feel like the one thing holding Dystopia back was him composing around his current singing abilities.
His voice used to work with the music but now it goes against it.
kek
>saves thrash metal
Well I fell for the meme and decided to listen to it and honestly I’m impressed, it’s probably the first deathcore album I’ve enjoyed. Way better than garbage like thy art is murder
Mortiis played in Metallica, retards
Another reminder these guys already did this 30 years ago
Ah yes, Dave Mortiis, founder of Mortiisdeth
>tfw send pictures of my tiny dick to Famine everyday
metal for this feel?
>king gizzard
Mortiis or Chelsea Wolfe?
>creative genius capable of creating medieval worlds through his music
or
>basic goth bitch
the joke is that they look like the same person in the photo, user
his ego wouldn't let him do that.
They're trying to see if you're Nazi enough to belong in their secret club
Where do you live?
Seen them live. They were so bad that I left halfway through the set.
oh come on, Mortiis isn't that ugly.
Mortiishead
Nah. I think it was a mix of “what band is that, shit I can’t read the logo but I don’t want to ask”, “Well that guy is a poser” and “I hope no one is looking at me, did I wear the right shirt?”
Will do
>become the knight
who is this retard and why is he appearing on my recommend list on jewtube?
>tfw no one knows the band on the shirt I'm wearing
tore my asshole taking a really hard shit
metal for this feel?
Shadow of Intent created a masterpiece. Why do you still hate deathcore?
is there a worse metal meme than "its produced badly on purpose"
Yes, thinking no production is production.
Yeah, brickwall production that sounds plastic.
I started listening to metal a few years ago and now I can't enjoy any music aside from melodic national socialist black metal.
Yeah. """Good""" (((production)))
I was in the same boat until I discovered Chinese pop music.
This is your brain on /pol/
I will never get over these brick walled death metal reissues. I don’t know how labels haven’t realized that no one wants your shitty remaster unless the original music is inaudible
Good album, horrible production. Pretty much anything Petr Tagtgren touches is produced horribly.
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find a flaw
he's dead
Male pattern baldness
>pic
>implying death is a bad thing
Receding hairline
Death is the orgasm of life!
I’m more talking about reissues of classic albums such as Dismember’s debut. The original sound was perfect but for some reason they decided to make a shitty remaster and nuclear blast still hasn’t released a new version with the original sound intact
I know. No one cares about reissues, though.
>this is what lifelets tell themselves to feel better
I’m sure if they pressed at least 500 copies with a quality cover and some nice photos it would sell well.
pretty sure he has no hairline anymore
i was talking about his music.
i have to confess that i enjoyed that album. but yeah, it shouldn't be in his discography.
don't mind me just posting the best goregrind album in existence
ENTER THE ETERNAL
FIIIIIIREEEEEEEE
this is the only grind i've managed to fap during so you're probably right
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is this your casual dream theater fan?
Many DT fans are fedora wearing atheists
Why is Jonathan Davis wearing a winter jacket?
Was he a manlet?
Based canadian blacked metal
I like that this image I posted once here has returned, carry on my legacy, son
Give me some good Indian/Bangladesh/Pakistani metal, all I know of is Demonic Resurrection, Artcell, and Aurthohin
the demo was better
which of them all
concrete human torture
something about the guitars sounding kinda muffled with the drums punching up front gets me goin
yeah its pretty good i give you that
Listen to Rings of Saturn.
>it's real
what the fuck
They're dogshit but I want that shirt. JEJ
It's really cute that he thinks he plays death metal
Chelsea Wolfe, she cute
Why the fuck didn’t y’all tell me nervecell was good?
>y'all
Normally I would agree, but it just becomes so boring after awhile
What's everyone's favourite Mutiilation song?
Don't mind me, just posting my favorite grindcore album
>grindcore
>Fuck
>Marry
>Kill
>He doesn't think Nuclear Death is based
cringe
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Fuck the girl
Marry the "girl"
Kill the guy
Fuck the guy, kill the girls.
You’ve had too many gaypills
That's what happens when I decide to wear
Yes and?
no
Why not?
peeing into my hand and wiping my eyes without washing my hands metal?
reek of unwashed ass fumes sucks
Listen to Powerwolf.
Pleb
yes its his main characteristic buddy
I'm not a faggot so no thanks
>doubt
any good bands that sound like Black Sabbath with BM vocals?
Why Yes, I do think Soloway Firth is one of the best metal songs to drop in the last five years, how could you tell?
Why, yes, I download albums in 128kb/s so I can fit more in my sd card, how could you tell?
based
Barathrum
I was reading how people died more from weapons than disease in WW1 but antibiotics hadn’t even been invented. Is there any metal about WW1 that shows just how awful it was?
>not Compact Flash or Memory Stick
false begone
1914 from Ukraine is all about suffocating to death in wet trenches and killing yourself due to PTSD
1914
>be France
>"our country taken by force? honhon imposseeble! we'll pull off élan vital and our cavalry will crash the enemy in one courageous charge!"
>get gunned down with machineguns like naive faggots they are
>complain about "horrors of war" years later
>blackened death
Thanks guys, this sounds good
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>that riff that starts at 2:25.
Honestly, that is some of the best pieces of music I've ever heard. It just gives me chills.
Wolfe's older material.
>but antibiotics hadn’t even been invented
There were still field hospitals, proper sanitary surgery etc. Also, there were antibiotics, but not universal ones like Pennicilin. They had "magic bullets" since the mid 1800s, that worked on specific diseases.
Feeling is gone, and the picture disappears
And everything is cold now
The dream had to end, the wish never came true
>tfw eggs of melancholy
LOOK AT THIS DUDEE
this is fucking ridiculous.
Like if Summining was on crack
>those vocals
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Listen to Sabaton.
So this is the power of NSBM?
yeah its a good album
Bolt Thrower's Those Once Loyal
I don't like power metal
you know i had to do it to em
The only good Bruce record outside of Powerslave. One of my favs.
>Manowar
El o el
power metal is for fags
thx
who would win
>Burzum? Nah nigga, only war is real.
Post shameful favorites
leave the hall
WAAAAAAAAAAR
I have no shame.
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lick my balls, you probably listened to slipknot a few years ago
what about prog metal?
recs to listen to while eating celery?
Nice choice, here's mine
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I love the breakdowns at the end
Iperyt sounds like Polish terrorists have captured Washington and are translating a message to the world declaring a new order
>mfw a band is from california
DIIIEE BITCH
Seriously, what is it about metal that attracts both SJWs and Nazi LARPers alike?
YOU WANT A REAL SMILE?
I do, Ghost Division and Lost Battalion are my favorite songs.
from my myspace deathcore days
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It attracts all kinds of people, some of those happen to be SJWs and others Nazi LARPers.
A rejection of society. Most people in society don’t like women with pink hair telling you you’re racist for existing and most are also not genocidal maniacs obsessed with odin either.
I WANNA FUCK ODIN
I wonder what would be vargyboi's reaction to this image
he'd see it and immediately block the person who sent it to him because he is a little cry baby
>extreme music attracts extreme types
who wood of ought
It doesn't really make sense though, because most of metal is extremely violent and offends sjws or is anti authority, which would offend nazi larpers
im gay
I didn't bother with Dystopia purely because the first single has the same vocal melody as The Magic School Bus
Which one? Fatal Illusion?
>krieg or naw bruh
AS YOU PERISH
I SHALL LIVE
melodeath rules
but there isn't that much sjw metal anyway
as for anti-authority, what music is pro-authority anyway? national anthems? metal is simply rebellious and most extreme groups see themselves as such. in fact punk is probably more associated with anti-authority
i still dislike that album
im disappoint
I suppose NSBM would be pro authority, since it's advocating for fascism.
faggot
You should try the Faceless' first album Akeldama and see if you like it - its tech deathcore. No meme.
it's anti-one authority and pro-other
i just have different opinion. not sure if it makes me fag
didnt know they had a new album out, thanks user
>Summining
saved
it does
nah. i doubt it
So it's pro-authority.
How the fuck does he do these vocals?
It sounds like he's mixing a lot of his voice in it.
Cool as fuck
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>deathhammer
yeah?
ONE DOSE OF METAL YOU NEED
TO BANG YOUR HEAD TILL YOU BLEED
/traddoom/
It's a lot of fun but nothing special
Critical Defiance and Inculter are the best thrash of the year
Why did Ukrainian niggers have to ruin Famine so much? He used to produce some of the most amazing metal out there
tfw nazi
Reminder that this is Sabbath's best album
>no Ozzy
into the trash it goes
based
anything other than MoR is wrong
i need more like this
Ketzer's first album
/traddoom/
why did Ukrainians ruin famine? does he support the Ukrainians against the Russians or something and the Russiaboos are upset or what
what's your favorite album for Sodom, Kreator and Destruction? for me it's In the Sign of Evil, Endless Pain and Infernal Overkill
I guess Sodom is the hardest to decide, curious what others' picks are
Rat edition
idiots
Suck my cock RETARD
shut up fag nigger
the finest album EVER recorded
#1 unironically
Listen to doom metal
like what you dumb
Reverend Bizarre, Saint Vitus, Magic Circle, Crypt Sermon and Count Raven
>listen to crossover album
>track has intro with police sirens and radio
>lyrics go "gun control, we need gun control"
yikes
grabbers should commit .44 Caliber Brain Surgery
>Saint Vitus
these guys took boredom in doom to next level
>Count Raven
discount sabbath with discount ozzy. barely heard any good songs from them aside for Hippie's Triumph
his clean vocals were not particularly good, moreso early on in the viking era.
Pilgrim, Messa, Mountain Witch, Subrosa, Cough, Church of Misery, Spiritus Mortis, Pale Divine, Angel of Damnation, Sorcerer and Procession
fucking based
thank you user
Desaster, Condor and Whipstriker could also do the trick
you're a champ, user
thanks for the recs
Is it true that Chuck Schuldiner gave the best head in metal?
Viking Bathory > Black metal Bathory
how do i draw baphomet
based
naked and with milky tiddies
Blood Fire Death was the perfect mix of both
varg please go
i don't think they'll make another album. blabbermouth.net
No
Top 5 though
>just smoked a epic joint
metal for this feel?
DUDE
bongzilla or weedeater
Can’t
Where do u get merch
aliexpress
My favorites
Bathory
Burzum
Amon Amarth
Ensiferum
Unleashed
Wulfgar
He's so cuteeee
you have bad taste in music
YOUR EXISTENCE IS A SCRIPT
LIFE FOR YOU IS A PERFORMANCE
>Bathory
depends on era
>Unleashed
based
>Amon Amarth
unbased
the cover would unironically look like something straight from the '90s if it wasn't was some lens effect
makes you think
>Condor
I thought this was a Sadistik Execution album at first
what's your favorite bathory period?
not period but record, The Return……
lol
i dont because its all tat
Rok, the vocalist of SadEx, also did the bands' cover art, and did Condors' as well, so it looks pretty similar because that's just how he draws things. He's done some other albums as well I think.
Give me Brexit metal.
postin'
em, up BLURPLES ~!
have sex
spotted the dole bulger Paki
Just listend to to this
woah
no u
ah yes the legendary band tumbleweed with their seminal album rolling westerly
brings a tear to me
>Paki
>Any bulge to speak of
scottish independence metal
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>>Amon Amarth
>unbased
Actual Paki here. Metal sucks. Listen to jangle pop and post-punk instead.
How do you smell?
like waffles
Waffles with shit on top?
Have you ever seen the rain?
why do you always talk about shit?
I recognize that leather chair
Well, its shame i don't believe
Yeah, but that freak was killed by a member of Mayhem, making Mayhem based.
Viking
So fvcking based.
WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?!
National Socialist here. As the Jews are the authority in our world, it makes sense for us to be attracted to this sort of music.
There is also the effect that it has on your body and mind. Several studies show that it increases your testosterone levels and several studies show that increased testosterone levels make you more "right-wing".
Of course, we reject the left-right dichotomy, but that's where the common parlance places us.
>National Socialist here
This is a communist board.
?
They’re like the only relevant metal band from Indiana, based as fuck
New thread
NEW
nevermind, use this
Nah. Commie board is /fa/ and fascist board is /pol/. However, there are plenty of sjw hipsters on Yea Forums