Tfw no German gf to listen to techno and krautrock with

user, have you even SEEN a girl before?

there are some german girls I know who are into techno but it'd be extremely hard to find one who's into krautrock. Not even boomers listen to krautrock. They listen to trashy rock bands like rammstein, frei.wild, böhse onkelz etc. I think you'd be much more likely to find a krautrock fan in america than in germany

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Kosmische musik > krautrock

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Why do German women always have strong jawlines

I don't know but it makes me diamonds.
>you will never have a german qt with a strong jawline to breed with and make up for your weak chin.

German rap has to be some of the worst music in the world

Nicolas, dat you?

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It can't be any worse than American rap.

but it is

>tfw black

I always laugh when /pol/tards claim white women are flocking to us

no faggot, thats 1 example out of millions

it isnt that white women don't like white men, its that white women don't like YOU

COPE HARDER

Actual German rap is pretty good. Very lyrical, which German is THE perfect language for. It's passdeutscher Rap that is shite.

Germans don't listen to Krautrock and never really have. It was always much bigger in England and France.

This. It's the propaganda of seething white virgins. I'm okay with it though as long as it works - scaring white incels into self-improvement and subsequent loving relationships and happiness.

found the /pol/tard
stop kidding yourself and admit that german rap is generally dog shit
yes the german language is very poetic but it has nothing to do with rap
I can only assume that the "actual german rap" you're talking about is made by lyrical-spiritual-miracle rappers and alt-right dummies who don't care about the culture at all

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>scaring white incels into self-improvement and subsequent loving relationships and happiness.

not gonna happen, they will just remain bitter and blame blacks and jews while crying on /pol/

they often kill themselves or do an Elliot Rodger which is fine by me

have sex

There's an 11 year old girl home alone next door. Don't give me ideas hnnggggghh

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No need to get all salty. I'm no /pol/tard and this is neither alt-right nor spiritual-miracle-what but German rap made by those few people people who have both the skill and love for hiphop culture:
youtube.com/watch?v=ULm2_VAzqhk
youtube.com/watch?v=ZiII-iXaZdA
youtube.com/watch?v=kF3QhY5KQpw

>elephants

You just activated my trap card

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based Morlockk Dilemma poster

underrated post

holy shit hätte nicht erwartet hier was von Prezident zu sehen.

Anyway, you have to admit that those rappers are pretty underground, mainstream Deutschrap is peak trash right now

>German women
user, are you sure you’re straight?

have sex

Strong jawline/chin and prominent cheekbones is godtier.

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Oh yes

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>good looking german women
>good taste in music
Na dann wähl doch mal aus, Spast.

Beides

This dude is straight up ugly as fuck, dudes either hung or funny as fuck (maybe both)

junge des gibts nicht

>German
>Techno
>Krautrock
this album checks all those boxes

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He’s got one even better, he’s black

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Oh shit youre right

German here
I played Ege Bamyasi for my ex-gf and she asked me to turn it off a third into Pinch
German girls exclusively listen to German rap

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Griffin_III ya fuckin weirdo

i mean he's black so he probably does have a huge dick

legit. plus breeding with women like that will help ensure your son does not end up being a chinlet

is that roll safe lmao?

what the fuck
more.

Was looking for the flags, only then I realised this is not /int/

i wish it would've sniffed her asshole. i think this is the closest we've come to real life tentacle porn

elephants are supposed to be really smart creatures. maybe they'll evolve enough soon and have desires to fuck our human women with their huge trunks. imagine that thing getting rammed all the way inside that bitch's snatch

get the fuck out of our board you retarded /int/cel

ITT: 95% germans

Do Germans even listen to krautrock?

I hate /int/cel, don't get me wrong, I just go there to raise my self confidence

>flags

What are you, somekind of a nationalist?

not while you call kosmische musik the highly offensive and disrespectful term "krautrock"

bugger off
youtube.com/watch?v=RzPUoG3M9gA

not really
not even boomers

i hope they like kraftwerk at least

Very few I suppose
The average german, no matter the age, does not give a flying fuck about krautrock or any other significant german music

Why would you listen to American music performed by drug-fried Germans with your German girlfriend? Listen to German classical or folk music instead.

This is not a representation of all girls lmao
Go outside
Unironically have sex

>have sex

Never!

Faggot