Let's write a Tool song, Yea Forums!

MY MOM IS DEAD
SHE'S REALLY DEAD
SUPER DEAD MY MOM IS SO DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD
MOM IS DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD
SHE IS REALLY DEAD
JUDITH MARIE
UNCONDITIONAL WHORE

*2 oscillators of a buchla synth ring out*

>geometrical drum pattern solo occurs

Stop pointing those fingers please!

“No flash photography during the next part, PLEASE, no flash photography”

[guitar]
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
[X 3]
doo doo doodeedoo

[bass]
dootdoot dootdoot doot
doot dootdoot dootdoot
dootdoot dootdoot doot
doot dootdoot doot dah
[repeat]

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You can pasteurize milk, but you can't pasteurize me.
There ain't nothin' like a hooker than drinks your pee.

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

fuck everyone fuck you fuck the world fuck things flush stuff

learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim

*palm muting and chorus effect*
*tabla*
I want you all to close your eyes
and just try to use...
a different set of eyes
to see things from a new perspective
and to shine a light of new wisdom
into all of your inner darkness.
I want you to open your mind and
open every part of yourself.
And just shine the light in
as you spread yourself wide up
and look for that vulnerable place
that fills with fear
yet excites and ignites.
I want you to replace the fear that
Drumpf has cast over this world
and be a light unto all of your own
darkest crevices
so that we may all come together
and see ourselves naked
as one.

[palm muting starts to give way...]

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaynaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard i draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag ooooooooooooooooooooooout vooooooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

*gong*

Drift away
Come together in these sacred moments
Blah blah open my third eye
God damn came my pants

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*

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SHIT BLOOD AND CUM ON MY HOOKER DICK
SHIT COCK ENEMA FUCK FINGER MY HOLE
DICK TITS SHIT BALLS

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god I love maynard so much!

MAYNARD'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
MAYNARD'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
MAYNARD'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
MAYNARD'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

kek

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HE HAD A LOT TO SAY
HE HAD A LOT OF NOTHING TO SAY
WE'LL DISS HIM

WE'LL KISS HIM

Pointing fingers all around

My dad smoked meth
I smoke DMT
Our music has a lot of depth
If your IQ is 83

(13/4 baseline starts, forced into a mind grating 13:42 nightmare slog)

STOP POINTING YOUR FUCKING
FATTY FINGER UP MY AAAASSSS
SHOVE IT DEEP DOWN YOUR SNAAAATCH

You put your left foot in
You point your finger out
You do the hokey pokey
and you must have been out your mind

Spiritually, ascending
*chugchug chugchugchug chugchug*
We, go in, to end up deceiving
*slightly less palmuted chugs with Danny going ape shit on the drums*
*chugchug chugchugchug chugdundun*
And, we are, left to, go, Awryyyy

Is this the main Tool thread now?

Everyone point fingers to the main tool thread

POINT YOUR FUCKING FINGERS UP MY PEEHOLE
I WAS RAPED AS A KID FEAR IS NAKED

Enter guitar solo that is just two notes with lots of effects and wahwah

*beehive solo*

Oh thats where you are wrong
vocaroo.com/i/s1I9z9GYz3Pc
lots of talent on Yea Forums

Woah now, Tool already had one album leak this week.

Ha haaaaaa..

*CH-CHCH-CHONG
CHCH-CHONG CHCH
CHONGDOODLOODOO
CH-CHCH-CHONG
CHCH-CHONG CHCH
CHONGDOODLOODOO*

SUCKASUCK AND SUCK
ALL YOU CAN FUCK
SUCKA SUCKIN FUCK
A SUCKIN SUCK
FUCKALUCK A SUCK
A FUCKA SUCK FUCK
SUCKIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

:kick drum plays in pi / 17 while high hat plays morse code channeled from spirits:

derivative

cringe thread

and talkbox for a moment or two

still keks

*interlude between bass and guitar*
SPIRALS, SPIRALS CRUSHING INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE OF STRINGS AND SOUDS

*sounds

*fade away music
"illusion, eteeernityyyy, breaking barrieeers, rainbows, unicooorns, eteeernityyyy" and so on.