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first for djent
power metal sucks
The "tourist filter" is the same shit posted in these thread on a daily basis.
Listen to dopethrone
/traddoom/
I'M ROLLING THUNDER
POURING RAIN
I'M COMIN' ON
LIKE A HURRICANE
MY LIGHTNING'S FLASHING
ACROSS THE SKY
AND YOU COULD HEAR THE FANGERS PYICKIN'
>I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
This doesn't really make sense, does it?
>chart doesn't have the artist and album name under/to the side
t. filtered
It makes sense, he IS satan
>admitting to not knowing albums like a fucktard
>not understanding that's part of the appeal
This is now a USPM thread
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Cerebral Rot is indeed nice
Good, just got this one in the mail today
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im a tourist and ive listened to and enjoyed 2 albums on that chart. guess what they are.
speaking from experience, blod-draum and final holocaust
Blasphemy Made Flesh and Final Holocaust
STENCH OF GASOLINE,
SMOKE, AND BLOOD
Is Von the essence of black metal?
>idiot doesn't know how to use an image editor and a search engine
Is there a band like atheist but modern, and heavier?
Your mother.
Ares Kingdom is kind of like Piece of Time
III: So Long Suckers is the best doom metal album ever
This is the only djent I'll intentionally listen to this year
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Yep
Eh, maybe at the gates and cryptopsy? I feel like most people know those bands, without being super deep into metal.
Black metal friend rec'd me this today, and I'm feelin it. Opening track made me think it was dungeon synth for sec though.
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>Black metal friend
>black metal
>friend
nah, Protected Illusion don't get posted enough
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no
half right
half right
blasphemy made flesh and the nocturnal mortum one. i used to be into metal a fair bit but then just stopped listening, im posting in this general for the first time after over a year.
okay okay, he's not my friend, he's a drummer for my friend's band, and we chat sometimes cuz we both like bm
welcome back, cunt.
rec me post-black with haunting vox like 3:34
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are there any skinheads that actually practice their instruments? jesus fuckk
Not black metal, but the vocal style is similar. youtu.be
>tfw no online MYFAROG to play with /meal/bros
let's be honest, the game probably sucks
The rough sound is part of the appeal to me. I like Circle of Ouroborus for the same reason youtu.be
Couldn't be worse than 3.5 with kobold sorcerer 6/iIncantatrix 10/abjurant champion 2/paladin 2 bullshit
Based
thats not a guitar, thats a surfboard
super droney, with a really soft restained drum sound. Kinda like a hard part on a HANL song, but more metal.
Could definitely space out to this.
if you have less than 20 strings, are you even djenting?
>Resonance of Goodbye 1:10
FUCK ME, IM FEELIN IT
I prefer In The Rectory as an overall experience but So Long Suckers does have the better high points. Shame that there will probably never be another band like RB.
What is the best Summoning track and why is it In Hollow Halls Beneath the Fells
my favorite Summoning track changes every month of so but right now it's Glory Disappears
>jk haha, unless...
I hope Sami’s new solo album is good, Opium Warlords is very hit or miss
Someone mentioned this the other day, talking 'bout power metal.
I unironically enjoy this
whytho
this one is gonna be good
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He's making a new album? Cool, I haven't followed what he's doing in a while. I know that he's not in a good shape mentally nowadays, though.
the song smoko is stuck in my head, gimme some metal to blast before i go mad.
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Nobody:
Nobody at all
Nobody in the galaxy:
Nobody in the history of ever:
/metal/: ROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRR RARARARARARA MEEEETTAALLLL DUNUNYNYNYNYNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN RAAAHHRRRGGGG ARRRGG BOWOWOWOWMMMM VOOM BOOM ZOOM ZOOM YEEEAAAHHHH HEAD BANG BABABABABBAAAAAAA
>"you fell on a lamp"
>whole party instantly wiped
>tfw no MYFAROG Classic™ built on Runescape engine with dungeon synth OST
obsessed
>only 1 noteworthy release
absolutely criminal
Sorry mate, I'm on smoko, please hold.
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cringey bait there my dude
here's your (you)
>Sorry mate, I'm on smoko, please hold.
you fucked up, you had a golden opportunity to post some elevator music. but this will do thank you.
when the RACIST RIFF kicks in
where the FUCK is their new album
>having hype for them after Jupiter
Jupiter could have been pretty good if not for the flimsy ass production. but yeah, the same guy is supposedly engineering their new album so unless he's learned from his mistakes and realised the way atheist albums should sound it's probably fucked
That would have been too obvious, I'd rather post some aussie maniacs.
whats the album second from the left? right of procreating mass carnage
melodeath sucks
Baxaxaxa - Hellfire. use google next time
dont tell me what to do
Have a nice day.
How do I dress for a Sunn O))) concert to not look like a retard?
dont tell me what to do
Throw in some Dir en grey and you are kino
yeah i figured as much. are you a aussie? if yes, how common is smoko? and do you rock a similar mullet?
You are literally an autist if you wear anything but a grimmrobe
Also sometimes Attila is there so you wanna look pretty
I'm not an aussie, I just like the aussie atitude.
This one goes out to all the coomers. youtu.be
same, and who doesn't?
blood duster is fun.
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They're a really popular band though, they wouldn't be that much of a tourist filter. And yeah, I know that the chart has some other really popular albums.
Plus, if you would put a Dir En Grey album there, it should be DSS, since it's their most polarising one (despite being a 10/10)
Armoured Angel are another favorite. The Hymns of Hate compilation is worth tracking down. The full-lenght is good too but not on the same level.
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I agree with you on that. DSS, Arche and Withering to death. are my favorite albums by them.
Dio's voice is so perfect that its boring
Ozzy's voice is so bad that its good
anyone agree?
nice, gonna check that one out. when it comes to the aussie stuff my favorites will forever be Rupture and Warsore.
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Dio's voice is boring because it's boring but not all of the time.
Ozzy was good because Sabbath had good songs. Never could get into his solo albums.
I fuckin dare you guys to show me an instrumental better than Voice of the Soul
ozzy is case of great voice, not-so-great singer. he sounded naturally good in their early days but had no formal training as a singer and so didn't know how to look after his voice hence its rapid deterioration
still my favourite sabbath vocalist
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No Uroboros? It's my favourite of theirs. It's weird desu; both Uroboros and DSS are 10/10s in my opinion, but Uroboros somehow manages to be so much better than DSS.
Ozzy's voice is powerful but his timbre is a bit annoying. He is not all that great at carrying a tune either.
Dio was lawful good and Sabbath was chaotic evil. Ozzy was chaotic neutral so he fit Sabbath better. what he didn't have in the evil department he made up for with his chaotic part, so much so that he got the boot in the end.
Sabbath would be pretty cool with someone truly chaotic evil
>Ozzy was good because Sabbath had good songs. Never could get into his solo albums.
Zakk Wylde albums are good buttrock. unironically enjoyed these
messiah marcolin is ozzy's fully evolved form
Metal aoty dropped yesterday
Any slam bros here that can rec me something?
Fucking unreadable fonts.
Yes, UROBOROS is amazing too. I am lucky enough that I met the band and had them sign my city
Dir en Grey, more like Dir en Gay
Antichrist Siege Machine - Schism Perpetration
Thanks, checking it out. Reverse image search also does wonders.
So original
I love that that album cover makes it look like they're gonna be some shitty prog dad-rock band a la Yes and Asia, but instead they're a shitty prog death/thrash band a la Voivod and Vektor
>a la Voivod and Vektor
bait, retarded or both?
gimme some of that Lovecraft stuff my guys, bonus points if it's not on the chart
atheist is just death metal voivod
too much vibrato
not even in the slightest. that title could be given to pestilence - spheres, though
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>brainlet.jpg
>prog bad durr
prophecy of doom - acknowledge the confusion master
yog sothoth - self titled
>wojak dot pee en gee
>prog gud BRAAAAAAAP SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF
nobody cares that you can play tritones across 3 different scales in open b tuning while alternating between 5/4ths and 7/8ths time signatures
have the fat playlist that I found this band from btw youtube.com
WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING?!
FODDEERRRR FOR THE SHOAAAAAH
The Chad Prog Metal v the Virgin Prog Rock
another brazilian crossover band
the thad caveman riffs vs the wizard prog
I'll have to pick up their stvff sometime. They seem pretty kvlt.
What band?
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lobotomiaaahh
Hello fellow Nazis!
Vtterly based!
Infernal Hails!
post 10/10 albums
How do I delete your post?
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Some German black metal I found the other day.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHH OOHHHHAAAHHH OHHHH
sorry, meant to type "post albums made by rats"
You cannot delete the truth.
He had great range in the 70's. Not so much anymore though.
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no such thing
what?
name 1 (one) FUCKING just one
Perry Rhodan
Burzum (1992)
I'd have gone with Melissa desu.
To be fair I can't decide which one I like better, I think this one is a frog's cunt hair ahead because of the better production
You can't go wrong with either, so depends entirely on your personal preference I guess. Both have King in his absolute prime, not to mention those tasty trad riffs Mike Wead was so great at.
I absolutely love the tempo changes in this.
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(listen from 3:40 to hear what I mean)
Gay artwork, but Bölzer's dope.
Holy Diver
The Last in Line
Ironbound
Seasons in the Abyss
The Years of Decay
Opferblut
The Bleeding
t. snakelet
Metal Head edition
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Why is this album so underrared, this track is an absolute killer
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Never understood the hype behind them, thought of them as okay at best during their prime, and didn't really think highly of their recent stuff.
super-rare VBE
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Vicotnik
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I really like the vocalist and skolnick, he has some of the best solos in metal
that would be Ethereal Mirror.
The vocals are recognizable, but don't do much for me. Same goes for the riffs, guess that's why I never really got into them in the first place. They don't get me going like DA's Darkness Descends or say bands like Morbid Saint and Sadus.
Why do people hate this again?
I like it, just don't consider it a metal album.
many metalheads have smol brains
Just use Roll20. It's a generic RPG tool that can be used in your browser. Then just find or buy the MyFaRoG rules somewhere. It's on version 3.0 now.
are there myfagrog pdf's
Not that I can find with 2 minutes of Googling. The book is $10 on Amazon and that's all you need to play.
>the vocals are recognizable
Because they sound like Hetfield's desu
it's first ccr album but it's not metal for sure
>Documents
>Music
>Metallica
>This folder is empty
holy based
stop what you're doing and post pop-metal kino
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chad snitches vs virgin prisoner
Not at all, he has a unique voice of his own
Here's a guy that really sounds like hetfield (and that's a good thing)
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Was Varg angry with Emperor boys or just is it just an user shitposting about it?
Who the fuck stores music in Documents\music?
samoth and faust went to prison too for confessing even though they had no evidence
fucking retards
That’s actually not particularly hard
>pop metal
>posts pure metal
I don't think so. If i remember well, Varg with Ihsahn burned down one church for Satan while being a bit drunk
In one of his videos he explained lots of people in the scene were intimidated into making stuff up about Varg to get him charged.
yes, they ratted on him... so did one of the guys from hades almighty and a few others
i think it was Samoth
I had to go to Spain to see Ratos de Porao because they never come to the UK but they were fucking great.
Because it was a slight departure, therefore people slagged it off. Fucking great album though.
don't be daft, it's heavy metal with strong pop appeal
varg denies burning any churches, he had a video where he said one of the rats' evidence they gave to the police was 'i asked him if he did it and he just said nothing' lmao
Where can i find /metal/ genres evolution chart?
Why is metal so based as a genre fuck my wife's taste in pop n rap.
Here you go bro
blastbeat you wife
Should but I have no back bone. I have a feeling I'll explode soon.
what the fuck am i reading
Thanks, i appresciate it but i'm looking for one made by /metal/. This one was very big and advanced. Where i can find it ?
fucking hell i'd forgotten this lmfao
babymetal babymetal
>New wave of British Heavy Metal
>AC/DC
if the music was good this would have been the most based thing
I'm in the mood for some blackened thrash. Recs?
>King Diamond
>shock rock
Post great live performances
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i mean it kinda is
the whole point of mercyful fate was to be provocative
this is the most depressive riff ever
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(1:25)
byotiful, I'll have to check this album out.
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they came from scottland
oh boy a new album came out like 2 days ago
Love the cover art, it looks like they're just hanging out in grandma's
>pre-metal
>johan sebastian bach
It's true though.
check the pastebin
EVEN IN THE NIGHT
I SEE THE LIGHT SHINNING BRIGHT
I'M ALONE WITH MY FRENS
i mean, yeah youre not wrong
>metal-archives.com
>His non-musical interests include anime, video games, firearms, martial arts, the occult, nature, and spirituality.
>His favorite shows are Sailor Moon and Gundam and some of his favorite games include Doom, Metal Gear Solid and Quake III: Arena.
is this really for real /meal/?
City morgue are honorary metal tbqh
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the gae of purple
>gae
*age
wiil do
Faust went to prison because of an unrelated murder, and Samoth spent, like, 1 year in jail. "Smart" Varg was behind the bars for decades.
the original 4channer
well, this is pretty fucking metal if you ask me
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Can't find it
How is it? I've been postponing listening to it
>Sabbath would be pretty cool with someone truly chaotic evil
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AH, THE SATAN
it's ok I guess
and contrary to what some retards try to claim it sounds nothing like the usual icelandic disso-bm and is closer to some us dsbm stuff
Somebody post madcunt/mentalpatient
ahem...
Fuck Jesus.
Rather based
But you forgot to say fuck niggers and fuck jannies
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where were you when Ved Buens Ende (original lineup, no less) played at Brutal Assault this year
Who prints the best bathory shirts?
Me.
Okay bro how much
>Why does the vocalist sound like he drank way too much diet coke before recording?
holy shit death metal utterly rekt
Not for sale :)
interesting, who do you think is true neutral? chaotic good? lawful evil? neutral evil?
I can blow you (:
Bestial Mockery - Gospel of the Insane
I'd plow all three of 'em.
>SERGEANT SAYS
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>KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
more like this lp? energetic a n g e r y thrash?
Power metal that isn't gay?
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When did you realize Darkside is thinking man's black metal drummer?
>power metal and not gay in the same sentence
This is so wrong
Try anything by Ultra-Violence. Eaten alive first 2 albums
What were they thinking?
Born Again would be one of Sabbath's best if they had recorded it with Gillan in his prime and if the mix wasn't so thin sounding
Post some cool cringeless shirts for a 30+ metal listener to wear?
All of it.
>pizza thrash
So what?
>fear inoculum not ITT
good, so it's agreed the album is boring wank
>Tool in a metal thread
based
Kate Bush is more metal than Tool
I would give anything to hear a Wuthering Heights cover by King Diamond.
>thinking man's black metal drummer
that would be Hellhammer
here's the most based cover of that song
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it was gillan at his evilest
Death is this Communion
; \
for me, it's Trym Torson.
it's tool what did you expect
something that took thirteen years to make, not something from the archives of lateralus.
100% this
That isnt tools new album
meanwhile, Sverd low-key releases a masterpiece of sympho death metal.
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*sips*
ah, now that's what I call Satan
>Tags
>metal antifa antifascist black metal atmospheric black metal black metal dsbm equality feminism Denmark
Blaze Bayley is the most underrated singer and songwriter of the 2000's and 2010's, he got what on during his tenure with Maiden, fell back into the underground and discretely recorded the best modern heavy metal albums of two decades with almost no media coverage.
I love you. I lost it at this youtu.be
Sloppy Venom worship is the peak of music
I wouldn't say they are the best, but indeed very good and underrated.
Sounds promising, but how is this death metal? It's typical BM.
The fucking pentacle on the back of my s/t peeled off thanks to those lazy chinks
I like it, it's not on par with Axis of Advance or Sacramentary Abolishment, but then again, what is? It's a good album in it's own right, but it definitely takes some time to get used to.
Read's drumming is phenomenal but those vocals are killing me. I'll give it a couple more spins before writing it off completely.
k
Is Coven good or are they a meme?
Ok, but mostly meme
>tourist filters.jpg
mostly hipster shit
no, it's a death metal act.
They supposedly have a new EP coming this year. Natur is easily one of the best black metal released this decade.
Guys......perfect. AotY, no, not just that. AotD
Any band that sounds like Belkètre?
Vlad Tepes and mutiilation. All 3 were part of the french black legions
It's a good album but don't exaggerate.
That song is definitely not death metal.
Neither of them sound like Belkètre though, Vlad Teppes is much more melodic and heavy metal influenced and Mutilation is a lot more technical and conceptual.
Being part of LLN doesn't mean that they sound the same, I mean Moëvot is dark ambiant and not metal at all.
Did it leak? Thought release date was September 23rd
I wanna get into DSBM, where do I start?
Don't, it sucks. Listen to funeral doom instead.
Yourself
Start with the bands that influenced the genre instead of actual DSBM which is oftentimes crap.
Burzum
Strid
Forgotten Woods
Bethlehem
Xasthur, Leviathan, Forgotten Woods, Silencer
God mode: Trist
based
I recommend trist and make a change...kill yourself
both genres are good
new in a few
Exiled From Light
Imagine being so incredibly gay that you've actually listened to all of this trash
100%. It might even be worse than slam.