Hey I'm Christian (Lutheran, because my IQ is large) and I want to listen to some music that won't send me to hell...

Hey I'm Christian (Lutheran, because my IQ is large) and I want to listen to some music that won't send me to hell. Can you guys recommend me some cool Rock music that I can listen to? I've limited my listening to Yes and Talk Talk.

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Music pls

Christian Death

>Protestant
>High IQ

yep

>skips several books of the Old Testament
>doesn't read Paul's Epistles very clearly
>ignores Jesus' teachings about faith and works
why don't you stick to spotify playlists, Mr. Cherry Picker?

i dont do that but can you rec me some lutheran music besides bach

I'm Catholic but you Protestants sure did come up with a good hymn with "How Great Thou Art"

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Older German version is good too

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thanks

how do you deal with all the temptations on this board btw? rn theres a thread on here with a picture of some big breasted cute girl and i had to pray to resist the temptations

Not well haha. This (boards.4channel.org/mu/thread/89767389) was me.

>all the temptations on this board
You're gonna want to stay off Yea Forums

nowhere in the bible does it say you cant be gay brotha just get married

I know and anyway it’s probably just my (severe and actually diagnosed) OCD acting up. Make me doubt everything

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>Ephesians 2:8-9
>2 Corinthians 5:21
>John 3:16
>Acts 16:30-31
>but muh James 2:14
yeah okay you retarded catholicuck

Being attracted to women isn’t a sin. Matthew 5:27 is about how lusting after other women while you’re married is basically adultery

i definitely like chicks more but idk if i have homosexual urges

Lol religion in 2019?
You guys are all faggots

yeah but it makes me wanna jerk off and thats lust

this album is very christian my dude you'll love it

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>Lutheran
Literally anything and say you're sorry.

Thanks, I'll give it a listen

if i willfully sinned i wouldnt have faith

>TDAG
>Christian
Hmmmmm

You're being massively bamboozled. Still, listen to it, since it's one of the greatest rock albums ever made, but it's borderline sacreligious since it deals with such faith-heavy tropics. Not Christian at all.

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wow whats it about then

It's basically the lead singer's meditations on religion, morality and his own faults.

Listen to the song Jesus Christ and tell me what you think.

Again, this is a landmark album, but it's really dark at times

It's not willful, you just succumbed to temptation.
Again.
And it's not your fault and you don't have to be absolved by a priest, just put your hands together, look up, say you're sorry, and give your 10% on Sunday.

bob desper - new sounds

>this album is very christian my dude you'll love it

"I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll nail you back up"

"And in the choir I saw a sad messiah
He was bored and tired of my laments
Said 'I died for you one time but never again"

Very wholesome and Christian

You can't go wrong with Mr. Sneed.

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Not bashing Christians, but Christianity is kinda boring. Literally everything's linked to God. There's no mystery left, every answer's "lul it's part of god's plan" or regarding unknown thing "god made it". Yawn.

>catholic
>his church covers up the crimes of people who literally rape children
>also prays to false idols

here you go

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How has this thread turned into arguing about which sect of Christianity is better instead of just berating OP for saying that he has a large IQ and still believing in god at all? What happened to Yea Forums?

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i mean

16 Horsepower, Mewithoutyou, Sufjan Stevens, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Violent Femmes, Bob Dylan and Johnny Cash.

Well, no not really because we can still wonder why God does the things he does. Nowhere in the Bible does it say 'yo, don't try to figure out the mysteries of the universe god did it'.

get out normie

Everything's become political these days and right-wingers and conservatives somehow try to weaponize Christianity as the last beacon of hope against the wicked SJW/social-marxists influencers the world has fallen victim to, that's why they're generally so zealously pro-Christian these days.

>god does anything

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>these days
???????

because the right hasn't always been predominantly christian and super butthurt about anything that goes against christian values?

You're right, I should clarigy that I meant right-wingers on Yea Forums gotten a lot more defensive than back in 2006-2010. You could make some >lolchristians jokes without having all the redd*tors spamming the thread with "LE EDGY ATHEIST XD" or "race war now slay the kikes".

Everyone needs to kool down tbqh.

clarify* fuck me

Imagine unironically believing the sounds you hear will somehow cause bad things to happen to you after you die

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ah, fair. still
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