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NYDM edition
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*sips gasoline*
ahh, now that's a good way to finally comprehend osdm

first for euronymous dying was the best thing to happen to mayhem

melodeath sucks

What a fine assortment of neckbeards.

Listen to dopethrone

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Based

*worst

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Those Armani-wearing hipster faggots that are calling themselves Mayhem today are worth even less than Euronymous.

varg was thicc

I'm touched that someone would use my screenshot.

SHATTERED BONE

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>tfw drinking chocolate milk

Ah yes.... *Sip*... Amateur Venom worship.... the peak of music

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Okay just finished it. Now what do i do

based slam bros
post slam youtube.com/watch?v=g3Hm3ZpmC1k

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Listen to good music

problems?

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Euronymous was gay because I said so.

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I did ask in the last thread:

I'm not a metalhead but through reviews in esoteric post-infustrial publications I came to love the music of Bölzer, who I heard play black/death metal, cacophonic and proggy - where do I grow from here? This scene is huge and confusing for outsiders.

So far I received these recs, in which I can hear resemblances and that I enjoy:

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BASED Varg! Good thing I follow him on social media so I can receive a handy notification whenever he makes a new post! Follow @GandalftheWhi19 on Twitter to keep up to date on BASED BASED BASED Varg!

hail odin sire
*unnaturally high-pitched voice starts singing*

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thanks, reported for domestic terrorism.

Jesus christ, is that really Mayhem today?

Isn't that Rammstein?
Communism, faggotry, and black metal usually go hand in hand.

Masterpiece.

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okay

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I dedicate this thread to me.

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Any similar bands like this and Genocide Shrines?

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>domestic
he lives in France fatass burgercuck
based
based

usually they don't, but you said so, then it's true, you huge baby.

I dedicate this thread to Varg's autistic fangirl wife who he is definitely NOT taking advantage of by having as many kids with her as possible

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>tfw not qt autistic grill

no, this is mayhem after 100th lineup change

Just listen to various death metal and black metal bands. Incantation, Gorgoroth, Sacriphyx, Autopsy, Darkthrone

Incantation is shit

Maybe if you cry hard enough, you can unstab Euronymous.

i wish i could stab varg in the ass with my weiner senpai

Who knew god would be such a gatekeeper

Growing up is realizing that Immortal is at least ten times better than Bumbum

youtube.com/watch?v=mMSPZfI_AuQ
Does someone know what he's trying to achieve at 6:09, is he trying to emulate the voice of a child, or a woman, or some mythical elf creature? or is this an in-joke? It simply cracks me up.

is this not just some shitty comp made by one of his fanboys?

How??? Even Abbath's two solo records are better than anything Immortal ever did.
Tyrants is pretty great though.

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My dick can "cry" in your breakfast.

>not white but I still want to hail Odin
Metal for this feel?

Based.

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a good half of norwegian metal artists are not even ethnic scandinavians.

Immortal had the most creative and cool riffs out of any of the 2nd wave bands
After them it's emperor > dissection > darkthrone > bumbum > mayhem

Is varg meant to be the basedfaggot on the left? Christ that movie looks awful.

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I don’t know how two people can be so wrong at the same time.
First 4 Burzum > Immortal
Immortal > rest of Burzum
Burzum and Immortal > Abbath

you are certified nuts if you think anything Varg has ever done tops Pure Holocaust

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youtu.be/d3QV0vyP5a0

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Paganfags are just Christfags LARPing as superior human beings
they're all part of the same boat

>First 4 Burzum > Immortal
don't kid yourself, buddy

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I’m not

Honestly never seen that word filter before. I thought it only affected soi and soiboi.

well then I think we've hit a stalemate.

>frogposting
Sounds about right.

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Pure Holocaust is the only Immortal album that can match up to the first 4 Burzum albums, but I don’t consider it better or more important

I've seen it, it's laughably bad. Also very unrealistic as it depicts Euronymous in a heterosexual relationship

Varg will always be better than Immortal, yes, immortal has the occasional good single, but there is no reason to ever sit down and listen to an Immortal album. Burzum covered a much wider (and higher quality) range of BM than immortal ever has.
And yes Abbath's Solo records are great, listen to Outstrider.

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Immortal

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s/t and Dauði Baldrs are the only good Burzum albums

Realising anthrax is better than slayer is just one of the steps on the mountain to real taste in metal, there are many more steps to follow
Riot is better than judas priest
Immortal was the best and most original 2nd wave band
Immolation is the best death metal band of all time
X japan's first album is the best power metal of all time
Testament's best album is ritual
Megadeth's best album is the debut

>but there is no reason to ever sit down and listen to an Immortal album
what the fuck user

tbhwu lads i'd rather listen to gaygoroth than burzum
atmoshit sucks and varg's dungeon synth is objectively shite when compared to his contemporaries (yeah yeah he was in """""prison""""", whatever)

If you're a guitarist, or an aspiring music artist in general, immortal should be top priority, they have some of the most original and weirdest riffs in metal of all time

Its true man, Immortal just does not have the long term staying power. Other options Burzum, Darkthrone, you can really get into.

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it's an extremely accurate portrayal. When he made real photos of himself in the early 90s, he was posing all the time, finding flattering angles that made him look slender, svelte etc. But the film creators decided to find out how Varg really looked, and gathered testimonies of his contemporaries, unstaged photos and media.

Not the same user but Dauði Baldrs sounds like shitty JRPG music.

This is the black metal equivalent of those people who think Abraham Lincoln was actually a black man.

Weird does not a quality riff make.
As a Bass player BM does not satisfy my playing/musician side, for obvious reasons, but Immortal really is not the place to go for especially consistent BM riffing anyway.

Which is exactly why it's epic

Interested in said publications
names?

You guys ready for the new TOOL album?

yeah varg was actually very physically fit and had blond hair, just like in this image

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Everyone here has already heard it user

the hell is infustrial?

Immortal is literally the most consistently good black metal band from the second wave. They've never released a bad album

I haven't and I refuse to humor it

Which one is it, is he fat or skinny?

It depends on your taste, my favourite metal riffs are the most abstract ones from old school bands
So the weirdest early morbid angel riffs, suffocation, demilich, immolation, immortal, gorguts, molested, etc you get the point
Imo that's the peak of extreme metal riffing
Why wouldn't bm satisfy your musician side? There's tons of cool harmony ideas in black metal

he is skinnyfat

Sure, Consistently Low quality. Plus what a terrible debut. A band with highs and lows is better than a band that re-releases the same Mediocre second wave BM album for 20 years.

...is this real?
"High Functioning Autist" sounds a little sus

slimthicc

They’re consistent but haven’t been spectacular since Pure Holocaust. Burzum redefined metal music with his second, third and fourth album, especially the third album. That’s why his sound gets copied so often but unsuccessfully

this is the most wrong opinion I've seen on /metal/ in ages
Also All Shall falls sounds drastically different than Total Holocaust, per say

don't listen to local death/black fanboys and just Virus your shit up, senpai
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As a true Evropean man should be. A successful hunter has belly fat while lean muscle is for Africans.

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influential != good

Bloodbath is so fucking good

No. influential and great = great

Sons of Northern Darkness, At the Heart of Winter, and Battles in the North are all kino what are you saying

youtube.com/watch?v=X1X0Bejwnko

This is the better virus though
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-PjtIiZYEzc

nah

Heathen Harvest

At the Heart of Winter is really good, but none of those albums did anything particularly new for Immortal or metal in general. Pure Holocaust is a classic though and is definitely up there for Norwegian black metal

Gayhem
Gaygoroth
Gaythrone
Gayzum
Gaymmortal
Gayperor
they're all gay.

Devourment is #5 on the rym 2019 chart
The time for slamz supremacy is nigh
Gather your snapbacks boys

This is the better virus though
youtube.com/watch?v=7QfVIvDQJ5g

Find one band that sounds like immortal's 3rd and 4th albums

Farg hasn't even dreamt of putting out something as good as this

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>Jude, you've come to the wrong neighbourhood.

Post yer lists

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H I G H I Q
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What are you talking about, fucker looks like a snake on stilts

"At a party, Dead started to cut himself. With a knife. We were so used to it, we put him in handcuffs, and left him lying in the corner. He didn’t stop drinking. Later, we drove into town and left him in front of the police station, just to make sure that he didn’t do more stupid stuff to himself, and went on partying."

Gaynonymous
You're gay.

JESUS HITLER
ADOLF CHRIST
IS THIS THE SECOND COMING
OR THE FOURTH REICH?

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>I came to love the music of Bölzer,
>Hello, fellow Nazis

high functioning autism is the medical term (at least in usa) for when you have autism but not so bad that you're a chris-chan tier retard

Dead was too based for his own good

Immortal’s Pure Holocaust. Again, I’m not saying those albums are bad but they don’t match up to the classic albums of Darkthrone, Burzum, Emperor or Mayhem. Only Pure Holocaust is up there

Count Gaynackh
You're gay.

Hi!

bro it's a european pagan symbol lmao lol

Emperor only made one good album though, welkins. Emperor and Burzum aren’t in the same tier as the other 3 for me.

Darkthrone>Immortal>Mayhem>Emperor>Burzum

careful now, /metal/ can't handle your power level

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I feel bad for dead, but he seemed to be the only one that actually lived a "trve black metal lifestyle", and was a damn fine vocalist

This, people who unironically try to claim immortal wasn't special are low iq cumbrains who get their music taste from narratives spun by tourist metal webzines and youtube comments.
When you actually take the time to listen to that album there's almost not a second in it that doesn't have a cool unique riff playing

Jon Nodveidt did too. Dude was crazy

who is Jude?

>a damn fine vocalist

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Any metal that's about killing babies and quarter them and eating them?

Blizzard Beasts is unironically the biggest tourist filter in black metal.

Early cannibal corpse?

I’ll just have to disagree.
Burzum > Darkthrone > Immortal > Mayhem > Emperor > all the other bands

probably a good amount of slam

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I was going for Gay user but we can call Varg a faggot too.

Slam is garbage, worse than nu metal

And I forgot to put Gorgoroth > Immortal

darkthrone>immortal>emperor>>>mayhem>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>burzum
of course the 1st wave makes all of them look like jokes

Regarding his views on suicide, Nödtveidt said "The Satanist decides of his own life and death and prefers to go out with a smile on his lips when he has reached his peak in life, when he has accomplished everything, and aim to transcend this earthly existence. But it is completely un-satanic to end ones own life because one is sad or miserable. The Satanist dies strong, not by age, disease or depression, and he chooses death before dishonor! Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!" Nödtveidt was found dead in his apartment in Hässelby, a suburb of Stockholm, inside a circle of lit candles.

well you didn't ask for good metal about killing babies

>gutting the child
>an adult female on the cover

an adult male homo erectus

Honestly, the only Burzum album I like is filosofem, and probably the only reason I like it is cause it was the first 2nd wave album I listened to.

ITT: tourists

it's ebu gogo, you dingus

I can't find this online anywhere

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Det som engang var and Hvis lyset tar oss are my favorite and what I would consider the two best

>goatshit
That looks like something you could find on Bandcamp in massive quantities.

formerly Homo floresiensis

wow, black and white artwork with goats and red band logos. Is it prog metal?

Bestial Raids is good and Acrimonious doesn’t really sound like goat/war metal stuff

List the most brutal ruthless pleb filtration systems known to man :
Immortal's 1st, 3rd and 4th albums
Anthrax
Testament's ritual
Mercyful fate

ebu gogo gutting the child

Ordo ad chao
Fleurety's demo

Vomitor’s Bleeding the Priest

Ebu gogensis

Pleb filter is just a way to say "Shitty album that no one but me enjoys" but you get to feel superior to other people, change my mind

Bölzer's tattoos

slam as a whole

t.ourist

No it's basically a great album that tourists won't enjoy because their tastes are formed by fantano and pitchfork

reddit clittyboy

holy based

>based

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based

Another victim of Blizzard Beasts

When you put it that way the whole idea sounds a lot more appetizing... I was mostly just baiting for (you)s in the first place though.

Never listened to it but you're making me want to, what could be so polarizing about it?

trad and trash are pleb bait though

meant fo r

>Pleb filter is just a way to say "Shitty album that no one but me enjoys" but you get to feel superior to other people, change my mind

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Vomitor is Death Metal

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>>Pleb filter is just a way to say "Shitty album that no one but me enjoys" but you get to feel superior to other people, change my mind

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Big fan of immortal myself
The 3rd and 4th immortal albums are not very good songwriting or production-wise but they are exceptional in their creativity and riffing, and hell there's a few overall great tracks in there too like mountains of might

>complaining about neckbeards in Metal

Vlad Tepes

>89768521

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You must have some serious comprehension issues if you got a "complaint" out of that. Mongoloid.

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Eh, fuck it, Ill bite. Listening to it now.

Neckbeard is never used as a compliment. Ever.

Stop acting like you aren't being a passive aggressive, sòylent guzzling bugman.

prior to mid-00s, there weren't many neckbeards in metal, they mostly flocked to D&D and mmorpgs

№89768540

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A neckbeard isn't an insult, it's a style of beard, you sad puddle of fuck.

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this metal goes great with BBC videos

Lol

yeah replied to the wrong post my b
I agree bm has become full of tourists but everyone loves trad and thrash, doesn't make them bad but they're easily the most popular and accessible genres

Either you don’t get out much or english isn’t your first language, neckbeard is very much an insult.

#----8620

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>listening to NSBM

I always associated actual tourists with hair metal, nu metal, and deathcore

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>89768668

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I always associated actual tourists with black metal, death metal, thrash metal, heavy metal and doom metal

Nokturnal Mortum is amazing, though only their 3rd and 4th albums are NSBM

>Listening to metal ever
Don't post what you're blasting or else.

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There was no insult, but limp-wristed faggots like you perceive everything as an insult. No one's insulting them for being virgins, it was interesting to see a gathering of more than 3 men with the same beard type.

Ghould metal is the only non-tourist genre

are these your relatives?

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Is Havok pizza thrash?

Hair metal was so tourist it went full circle and became tourist repellant, the most kvlt thing you can do in current year is listen to glam fully unironically, which I often do
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fAi8Jc2hrw

Is it söyposting now a bannable offense? I just post a söyjack and i got banned for three days, but these faggots still post söy memes and don't get banned? I'm calling the police right now.

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A neckbeard is a fucking insult. Period.

>are these your relatives?

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Seems weird so far but I wouldnt call it bad, Im enjoying it a decent amount.

Definitely pretty different though.

Blue Cheer released an old school doom album in 2007? What the fuck? It’s even good

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzYMwTeb54

Only complaint so far is that Im not a huge fan of the vocalist.

Some hair metal bands had real talent like Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, and even Kiss. Ace Frehley was a great guitarist.

Abbath's voice is an aquired taste like inquisition and king diamond

>mods are banning an overused joke
Thanks mods

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>new Gloryhammer album
Opinions? I've yet to listen to it. Rise of the Chaos Wizards was imo better than their first album and I'm interested in where they took this new album

Crap and gay

Go tell it to your Tumblr blog, whiny bitch boy.

Yeah
Skidrow, motley crue, dokken, w.a.s.p.

What's next? Tourist will praise Gojira and later Death now and getting away from it?

From Mars to Sirius was a killer album and you cant tell me otherwise.

leave the hall poser

Gojira was never good

Shout at the Devil and Dr. Feelgood are unironically great albums

℻ 89768785

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>l-leave the hall

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Gojira is amazing live, and Death is unironically the best osdm band

I'll tell it to your daddy while breeding him

Ladies, please, you're both beautiful

re
spect
walk

>Death plays best death
who would've thunk

is it true chuck gave the best head in metal?

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>hur hur bandcamp metal

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Saw them last year. Boring as fuck.

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am I gay for liking this

youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4XXtU9ZkQ

How did this genes managed to pass on? Did women in the past really have 0 standards?

No, but you’re gay if you watched this

The best men were killed in wars.

holy peng

>Did women in the past really have 0 standards?
There's 7 billion people in the world user, if you're lucky enough and you look long enough, you'll find at least one person willing to fuck you.

holy peng

Holy shit that image has to be the gayest thing I have ever seen

Not at all. MDB are a great band. It's just their name that sucks.

no, they just didn't have bumbl and tinder allowing them to fuck chad whenever they wanted

>that image

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I have listened to Panzerfaust 8 times last week.

youtube.com/watch?v=2WftyuqGuv4


Well, meal?
Would you???

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Why doesn't that girl have eyebrows? She looks so scary

>girl

It's not a girl?

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59055b3390d99

Why are you playing dumb?

She honestly looks like a girl to me. Just ugly and kinda scary

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59055b3390d99

who the fuck is chuck?

Fun fact: the term "Death Metal" comes from the metal band Death, they were the first metal band to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Death Metal", named after the band who invented the genre

ahem...
Fuck Jesus.

brainlet

nope, this guy is much better
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cd6f85472a03

>fuck you mom and dad, this is for making me sit in Sunday School.

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I really, really, really like this image.

I like it too.

The best men genetically speaking are those who survive.

Thanks, Lori.

All true metal is against organized religion: a hard fact.

woundsofrecollection.bandcamp.com/album/you-were-a-garden-of-empyrean-light-2

Thoughts on this? One man band

Maybe modern metal

Especially older metal.

cringe

A conformist detected.

Chuck Schuldiner, homosexual frontman of the band Death who tragically died of AIDS contracted via anal sex

I thought he was stabbed by Cannibal Corpse's vocalist

He was stabbed by Masvidal's pozz infested cock

Paul is pure like an angel, shut up.

No dipshit, that was Dimebag Darrell of Metallica, he was killed in a plane crash

not really, it falls under the rubric of extreme/bizarre, not gay.

I think it was Coinpurse Nigel of Pantera

>almost 4 decades old

youtube.com/watch?v=GL56LY6fE0E

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>still shit
wow

Newfag

Your taste? Yeah.

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Your singular opinion here and now buried beneath 40 years of multi-platinum sales and world tours is worth even less than your dried up cum stains in your boxers you fucking pathetic nigger

stabbed in the butthole with a penis maybe

nah I'm wrong, he was killed by a swarm of Texan bees

>popular = good
BASED

why are you so obsessed with gayness?

I wonder how erotically painful that is?

>t. A Conformist

you can try it. No, really. Feels much better than you may think.

do you support religious institutions? What did you forget here?

homosexuality is objectively metal

Go tip fedoras in hell, faggot.

Holy shit, the director of Lords of Chaos is the maker of Candlemass' Bewitched video

metal IS hell.

>putting your dick in the shit lined exit of a digestive system
>putting your dick in the opening of said digestive system full of bacteria and enzymes
>putting your dick in a vagina—though where it ought to belong—harboring blood and yeast
>not taking a vow of celibacy and swearing off such a repugnant and disgusting act that is sex

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Wear a condom dipshit or get an enema

Wasn't he also a drummer for bathory?

You know that genes are formed in the course of thousands, tens of thousands of years? And that your immediate appearance has little to do with genes, but rather is shaped by more direct factors like environment, parents' unhealthy addictions etc.? Jeez-louise, learn some actual genetics before spewing nonsense.

yep, on Scandinavian Metal Attack

>Jeez-louise

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Ooooo, scary microbes are gonna get ya

what do you have against new orleans

Somebody Vocaroo this line at the end of a sweet breakdown

You're a conformist.

Negroids

I mean he was but he wasn't. He never did anything meaningful with Bathory.

>mfw we're all non-conformists because we listen to shitty unlistenable black metal

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Support your claim with something. Or I'll shoot you with a pistol crossbow bolt.

>we
>he thinks he's not the laughing stock here

I just got in the thread, retract your claws, weirdo.

Dehumanizer is the best Sabbath album

oh please fuck off. AC/DC were good. yes they're accessible and your dad likes it and you're a hipster with refined taste and all, I got it. but it's just one of those bands that is good and that everyone likes. stop being such a whiny faggot about it.

>3 good tracks and a bunch of filler is the best Black Sabbath album

one one best the black metal records i ever heard were demos

Your own posts. Come at me, faggot, and I'll rip you apart.

>a demo record
wat

>Doom metal isn't catchy like Heaven and Hell so it must be filler

metal-archives.com/albums/Emperor/Wrath_of_the_Tyrant/582

I can understand why you'd be drawn to an album that is rarely talked about in comparison to their first few albums, but none of that makes it better. Hipster faggot.
>Heaven and Hell
lol what

Based.

Sabbath invented metal so obviously its early work is the most talked about, but Dio's albums are all better musically structured than Ozzy's. He got the best out of Tony and Geezer.

Tony Martin for whatever reason gets no respect. Headless Cross is a masterpiece

I'm going to be "that guy" that says Tyr was his best work. Headless Cross has a fucking immense title track but slows down after.

Headless Cross shits all over Fillerizer.

>I'm going to be "that guy"

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I thought nightwing and kill in the spirit world were amazing tracks too. Tyr is great though

After All is the darkest song Sabbath ever made

Devil and Daughter was my favorite besides the title track. I haven't listened to it in a while though so maybe my opinion would change

>listen to live album
>vocalist says "thank you and goodnight" after every other song

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Cerebral Rot is good

What does one song have to do with anything?

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