/gg/ - Guitar & Bass General

Gibson is (not) Good Enough Edition

How do I start learning guitar/bass?
>justinguitar.com
>studybass.com
Guitar chords and inversion
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro.com
Music theory:
>musictheory.net/lessons
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com/guitar_craftpedia_en.html
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com/FretsPages/Luthier/Technique/Setup/BuzzDiagnosis/buzzlist.html
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz/#F!v2oQgKhB!5nEaeUD8xxQYO8ipUoViqw

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First for black sabbath

pic related is the only gibson where the headstock won't snap if you sneeze on it

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best body shape is a 3/4 size strat but with the flat edges of a les paul

What's a good affordable tube bass head that can compete with a drummer and a guitarist playing a loud-ass Mesa Boogie Mk1?

This is the correct thread, because people are talking about guitars and bases.

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'59 tele original parts, minor wear?

hi

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69 thinline

i like the way les pauls look but is the body itself playable? even if the hardware sucks you can always replace that stuff, right? so how comfy/uncomfy is the body. ive heard it's pretty nasty.

Go play one and form your own opinions.

some peavey

A PA System

Tube bass amps suck. There's a reason you don't see a lot of them.

A bit thinner than it used to be.

sorry but i have too much anxiety to test out an instrument when i know im not going to buy anything for a while

GUESS WHAT TIME IS IT

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mmm... menstrual blood ice cream...

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Is there a good solid state that can give me that same warm fat sound?

Is this a real epiphone or a copy?

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Grow a pair

yes

It's guitar center lol

truss rod cover looks funny. But why would one copy epiphones?

nice

I'm sure they made more than one copy.

Bullshit

Get a tube amp if that's what you want

It's true

Friendly reminder that the Rolling Stones is a ripoff band youtu.be/oZLG9MV5GvQ

Not

*crack*

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The body feels tiny if you're a big guy like me, feels like a toy when playing sitting down.

I want an SVT but they're expensive as fuck. Is there anything comparable?

Mi fa sol la si do mi

Bugera makes a clone

T Miranda

Are there any anime girls that play a strat?

Guitarists are the most pathetic lead players

Who agrees

Azunyan

Mustang not a Strat

>buy a Les Paul
>instantly be 400% better guitarist
wtf guys you weren't memeing

DO you guys actually boil your strings?

Is this what gives you monkey powers?

Only my pure silver classical guitar strings, them shits expensive man

who would copy an epiphone ? chibson are usually made at the epiphone chingchong plant in a ghost shift.

Try to outclass my finger-picking. You can't.

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Inspiring. Bout to go crack my own DP now

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Guitar: no I'm not that cheap
Bass: lol clean strings are for fags

samuelson se faz presente?

tried once with bass strings, did make it feel much nicer to play and probably improved the toan a bit but it's a bit of a hassle. Better off buying a new set

by the way it the "feeling better to play" did not last long, which is why I didn't do it again

Sup guys? What's your favourite guitar?

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It's only when trying to do stretches that you realize how much your tendons still are fucked. I tried to rate the wrist while keeping the thumb stretched and it hurt up to the arm. My fingers also constantly feel like they want to close. Thankfully my hands are not shaking anymore. Hopefully one day they will get smooth and easy again.

Yes, bass strings

It's what makes me get fatter and unhealthier

You answered it yourself. The copies are made by the Chinese. They reinvent themselves.

This one.

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Pois não?

Bass strings aren't that cheap to make it worth it

What am I supposed to practice? There's like, so much shit to learn

How to into midwest emo guitar?

tap pull-offs into chords

testei um alien mars (combo) de um cara vendendo aqui na minha cidade, curti o som, a construção e tal, só fiquei com uma dúvida, nunca tive um valvulado, uns 15min depois de passar vergonha tocando qualquer coisa nas coxa tava um leve aroma de eletrônico quente (mas longe de ser cheiro de queimado) e aquela placa branca de aço onde ficam os knobs estava morna, tipo temperatura do sovaco. Toquei por mais um tempo e pareceu não esquentar mais, se manteve nessa temperatura. Normal?

Thinking about getting pic related. Seems pretty unusual. But it's still an epiphone.

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Válvula esquenta
O meu Mars fica quente mas não dá cheiro não
Pergunta em algum grupo de amps no Facebook

Non-US market Epiphones have that headstock.

Estou chegando em casa, vou deixar meu amp ligado e ver se dá cheiro

>wanting to beat a dead horse

>How do I start learning guitar/bass?

I bought a shitty acoustic for about £30. Taught myself how to play most of the Beatles back catalogue

well that's how the genre works, no one said it's fresh still

what do you know how to do so far?

Humbucker vs Single coil for neck position? Why?

Love this thing

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Are they better than the regular epis? Or should I just buy a gibson studio? Seems like i'd only be missing the binding.

how do i do that?

They're Epis with a different headstock.

What a comically hideous thing that is.

say sike right now

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Although I don't have one what does /gg/ think of clavinets?
youtube.com/watch?v=QH_rZ5Iv5IU

I think the idea is cool, and if I ever got my shit together I would probably get one:
>You could play any shape open chord for any note.
>You can play in any key you want for maximum sharpness.
>It's probably like finger picking with both hands.
>You could play rhythm with one hand and lead with the other.
>And it doesn't sound like a piano.

What does /gg/ think?

>being proud of wanting to beat a dead horse

what the hell is this monkeyspeak?

Ewww. Is that even wood?

lmao I think he spend too much time out in the heat this morning /gg/

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Is there even any guitar genre that still has real progression going on?

ah got ya. into the trash it goes.

That was the wrong video. Here's the distortions one: youtube.com/watch?v=9TS3dg9ckcM

>wood
Imagine limiting your toan this much

tocando um metro do ampli dava de sentir não, pondo rosto bem perto da abertura traseira.
Quando terminei o test drive eu olhei bem a válvula do power, que nesse caso é a 6L6, e não tava dando redplate. Pelo que pesquisei o gógle é normal não só amplificador, mas outras coisas valvuladas das antigas, como TV, soltarem esse cheiro.
quase certo que é apenas cabacisse minha misturado com inexperiência.
Aquela placa de aço chega a dar uma aquecida então? A válvula sei que esquenta, só estava preocupado com essa parte dando uma esquentadinha também

>beating a dead horse

user please stop replying to me now

lol

stop with the monkeyspeak right now!
this is a english speaking website and you can get banned for speaking in any other language outside certain boards.

Bump

All my caged shapes, arpeggios, pentatonics, major scales and modes in all keys

3 nps pentatonics and scales

Triads, Chord scales

Basic theory

All you need are barre chords

Congratulations user I'm yet to learn the entire Beatles catalogue, and Zeppelin
Did you learn the crazy stuff like Strawberry Fields?

Get a keyboard with midi out and you can have both a piano and a clavinet and a ton more instruments

Testei aqui.
Deu cheiro, mas bem de leve, tipo só se encostar o nariz na grade.
Só o painel de metal que ficou levemente quente. Não lembro se a madeira chega a esquentar se ficar horas ligado.

I apologize for actually taking about guitars instead of shitposting

If u have a single on the bridge the neck humbucker will get too loud than the other
Otherwise it's personal taste

What are the best instructional videos?

is this legit kaka?

Man custom shop is really going extreme with the relicing

madeira deste que testei não esquentou não, foi quase 1h tocando.
Acredito ser normal então.
obrigado.

sam is too famous here, if I had asked in english 5 autists would answer in his stead

how to play guitar like mr. deftones?

Downtune.

>say sike
I'm not 15, I don't say silly shit like that.

Hey guys synthfag here. How do i achieve this sweet ass tone: youtube.com/watch?v=RNkPGb2cxrs ?

I've got a telecaster (singe coils) and a mixer with hi-z input.

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>toan

Who are your guitar waifus, /gg/?

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Get an SG and an amp.

That's the most basic tone in the world. Literally just learn to play that song and run your guitar's neck pickup into any clean amp.

>waifus
Utter subhuman. Kill yourself.

I learned how to play Master of Puppets from this video: youtube.com/watch?v=lHUUo6Ux9Ac
And Adam's Song from this video: youtube.com/watch?v=PJF3itAdSOg
But at this point it's probably better to just look up tabs.

Subscribe to my YouTube and Instagram

I'm a Kyuhee Park man myself.

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Link?

samuelcf97 and samuel.cfaria respectively
SoundCloud is same as insta but without the dot, I post more experimental stuff there

Dip them in oil

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are you a nigger? what race do you identify as? what is your ethnic background?

samboposters assemble

lol

Go easy on ol' jcope fren, he's obviously been pushing a wheelbarrow out in the sweltering sun like an animal all day and now he probably doesn't know which way is up anymore.

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Brazilian

Trying to ID this old guitar but the only identifying information I can find is that it says "87 № 26599" on the inside.
Does the fact that there's no brand name on it mean that it's a cheap one?
Anything you can tell me about this like what body shape this is?

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that's just your nationality. what race are you? you look like a nigger mutt of some kind

I'm a human being of brazilian race, my uneducated first worlder

What's that?

>racism outside of Yea Forums

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I think my Back to You has more feeling: vocaroo.com/i/s16idAmVz6WK

It's plywood construction so a cheap guitar for sure. Probably 60s or 70s judging by the font.

Thoughts on Gretsch streamliners? I already have 3 strats so I'm trying to expand.

Well remembered, thanks

Also funnily enough that strap may be worth more than the guitar if it's vintage. Check to see who makes it.

Hey bros
Another dogfood store is wanting to hire me
I hear they pay 1,5 minimum wages and I am not sure if they want their worker to work on sundays
Also I'm p sure I won't have the chance to sit alone for hours humming, tapping autistically and practicing on my headless compact guitar.

Will getting that job hurt my musical evolution?

or kaka

>falling for boomer urban legends

Post pictures of headless pls

It's at the Joiner

if anybody wants to hear me butcher the smiths: vocaroo.com/i/s1F2k3dL83uI

Thanks. I think it belonged to my uncle which would have been around the 70s.
There's no name on the strap either but it looks cheap to me.

Serial number inside the guitar.

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Midwest Emo rendition?

>emo
>not playing "there is a light that never goes out"

pick one and only one

Sure there's no name on the other end? Sometimes they're embossed but barely visible like this.

They look cheap but boomers will pay lots for them. I sold an ACE strap like the one hendrix played for $400.

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>beating the dead horse edition

>what race do you identify as?
Burro

Ok I identify as a lighter pardo with a predominantly portuguese phenotype and nigger lips and a nice dick

midwest emo is making more innovations than your favourite genre

Nothing on the other end either (checked the backside too). Some of the embroidery is also coming undone so it's not in great condition.

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Anybody here have any advice for how to mute the strings your not playing with your right hand? I'm just learning how to reduce string noise and I'm getting the hang of it but I'm not sure if I'm doing the right hand part correctly. Where should my hand be resting when I'm not muting any strings? Is there any trick to this or do I just put my palm on the e string and roll it down the strings as I'm playing? If you know any good video tutorials that would be cool.

>beating a dead horse is innovative

I beat your mom's horsepussy

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Lmao

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lol

It's a parlor guitar. I'm gonna guess it's a 70's Japanese guitar, they (the Japs) flooded the market with guitars like that back then. It could be a Suzuki, or just a nameless brand every music store had stacks of. The best advice is to go search Google for that headstock shape, inlay, and soundhole inlay, and see if you can find similar.
The really collectible stuff will have a logo or a tag inside the body identifying it.
Probably not a bad guitar, per se, how does it play? It looks like it was well cared for, so it might be worth hanging onto and taking care of.

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my nigga. I saw her play last year

Thanks for that info. I'm a beginner player and have nothing to compare it to. Can't record a video of me playing it because it's the middle of the night for me and people are sleeping.
I mostly just wanted to know if I'm stunting myself by learning to play on a shit guitar.

Anything by Steve Stine and Jens Larsen. They're two of the best guitar teachers I've come across over the years.

>he opened his Sam folder again
Cute

hello jroach

Guy who loves Flying Vs here, my Jazzmaster comes WEDNESDAY. That's right lads, WEDNESDAY. Pretty soon I'll be rocking so hard that I'll be ready for Flying V!

Not a single one of you actually plays guitar.

>the joiner
Kek

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The only issue is you'll have some issues switching from a nylon acoustic to an electric, but that should be fine for learning on, as long as the neck is in good shape. If you can afford it, take it to a guitar shop and have them take a look at it. Have them show you how to string it, etc.

We win.

>beating a dead horse

Nice playing man, really smooth. And you actually play guitar, which puts you ahead of 98% of gg posters like all of these guys

niggers
all of you
none of you even owns a Gibson

Post a 20 second vocaroo of your playing. I dare you.

>samueldealwithit.jpeg

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.

How soon after getting a guitar can you say that you play the guitar??

If you’re buying used those are the best epi LPs for the money

lol only when you master mid west emo

Confirmed. Autistic spergy gearfags incapable of playing a lick.

Ayla tesler mabe

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Immediately, according to this board comprised of almost exclusively non-players.

>he’s still beating the dead horse

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Based, I can't wait for Wednesday when I'll be an official guitar player.

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when you can play the songs that the people you tell about your playing would ask you to play.
>I play guitar
>that's cool user, can you play __
>no
>oh, um, how about __
>no
>oh, so what can you play
>uh, some riffs and stuff

thomann.de/de/ibanez_sr300eb_wk.htm

Looking for a guitar that looks like this Bass, preferably by Ibanez and in the price range of about 200€, is it gonna be good for a starter? I've been playing since two months and want a new guitar since the one I dont like the one I bought for 80€ (which was kinda stupid now that I think about it).

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so wonderwall

Rate my solos at 1:50 and at 3:25 to end youtu.be/hLJOYgo584c

The OG, boutique fags will take the cock out of their mouth to disagree

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whats a fun and easy slap bass song i can learn

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Dig

The Seinfeld song

Roundabout by yes

based.
can use this bad boy for so many different things

naked in the rain or jungle man, the latter is very easy

graham central station - hair

This or the metalzone for black metal?

Spics rise up

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This is what peak guitar performance looks like.

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did you throw the cob in the dirty?

Bought a nebulizer to help my vocal cords

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Gonna get a Classic Vibe Tele tomorrow. How fucked am I?

cute mom

she is way too good for a band that lives 90% off Finn Wolfhard's fame
let him do his acting so she can make the most of her potential

imagine buying a piece of shit guitar just because it looks good and your favorite rockstar had one

If I pull that off, will you die?

That's not a flying V

You are correct

>his mom looks like an average sheeboon
Lmfao

That's my sister

Really great playing man, I think the tone was perfect for the song and everything was pretty varied and tasteful. Unfortunately you're not going to get too many responses because very few people on here play guitar or know anything about it

Whack. Sell your guitars.

>beating the dead horse

try this fagnuts

Gm9
Gdim7
Am7
Dm7

You still can't play. I'm offering you one last chance to post 20 seconds of your playing on vocaroo. If you reject my offer, prepare to be called a faggot in all caps with the fullest extent of contempt behind it. You're choice.

No wonder you were born autistic. Your parents must have been around 50 when they had you.
Lmfao

>thinks calling me names is going to make him beat the dead horse less
vocaroo.com/i/s0dxDKJ86xll

if you are going to use solely the pedal for the gain, metalzone.
if you are using amp drive + pedal, comes down to preference though I don't like much ds1 with the gain higher than 12o'clock except for some occasional solos.
as always, the ideal is trying out

Those aren't p90s.

Is an HS Tele with a low output bridge humbucker a good combo?

For what?

Just anything really. I just want a more quiet position to play in under higher gain

would strongly recommend thos mini buckers so you don't have to change bridges

well sure, I'd be going with single coil sized humbuckers that fit a Tele

You are correct

Got a fender gt40 for only 435.99 CAD$. Pretty sweet. any tips on how to update it?

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Put rails in both positions and upgrade the pots.

I came for the image i left because of the shitty post

... The bass part of that song was definitely played with a pick.

how do people jam? im going to try to form a band and have rarely played with others before. do we say a chord or scale and play notes from it until it sounds good? do we all just play whatever and try to match? I play bass and dont know chords so im fucked if thats required.

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HS tele should be neck hum

>He dont know bout chris

What do I do once I get my Jazzmaster lads? Any setup tips? Will it come with strings attached or do I need to string it?

Anyone try this brand string?

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Most jams are based off of a given key. Usually someone (keyboards and/or guitar) will start with an idea like a riff or chord progression and the rhythm will fall in behind them, then each musician will take turns improvising a solo.

sell it and buy a flying v. Jazzmasters are uncomfortable.

ah thanks man, that makes more sense. if a chord progression is chosen does that mean the bassist would only play notes from the chord during the chord or would it be ok to play all notes from the key?

It'll come strung. If it feels uncomfortable or buzzes then take it to a music store and pay for a setup.

Yeah. Tried lots of brands actually, but don't ask me if they're any good. I never heard a different between brands, except for that one time when I tried those $2.50 offbrand strings. They were shit. Everything else sounds absolutely the same to me. So I just stick to Elixir because they last me a year or more.

Where’d you go?

Man, orange amps suck ass. What a disgusting sound.

I bought one for my Jazzmaster should I return it?

/gg/ said the Flying V sucked as a first guitar

youtube musicians are literally the worst people in the entire music community, after pretentious boomers ofcourse

Jens Larsen is actually not a good teacher and Ill explain why. There is a phenomenon as a guitar teacher where you want to keep students dependent on you as long as possible. Its not really possible to continue to churn out lessons for years with useful information. If you go to Jazz school, after 4 years you come out playing proficient jazz, so how can he sustain a channel for years upon years? He does this by going the muh theory route. This is the scale use these chords do these exercises come back next week. Thats like me teaching you the alphabet, how the letters sound phonetically and then saying "ok make up some words. youll be speaking in no time" No you will never learn a language that way. If you want to learn Jazz you memorize 400 standards. You can get through 200 in the 4 years of jazz school and be pretty damn good. Its a vocabulary. Listen to jazz everyday and learn songs. Just like any other language. If you learn scales you just sound like a blind man wondering through the forest playing shitty lines. Please discard Jens from your education diet. He is a charlatan and taking you for an endless ride.

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>no BADASS II bridge
fuckin dropped

Repost

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Also Jens looks like he has halitosis.

Oh, sorry

FAGGOT

Does this guy have autism?.

sure why not

Have you seen any of his videos?

oh yeah so many. watch 'em all the time

what are some budget interfaces? or would it be wise not to go budget on them? help me out guitarbros >.

Can’t beat me so you beat the dead horse instead? lol

If that was actually your playing then I retract my comment towards you. But nearly everyone who comments on these threads are like fucking model train enthusiasts in their spergitude, there's a reason nobody posts their playing: they can't

oh god he got triggered again lol

Ive watched a couple.... Lets just say that it was enough

Just passing through but are you projecting user? Who exactly got mad?

You forgot to reply to someone

Depends on what kind of vibe you want to bring out. If the rhythm is tight or almost kind of like a funk beat, it might be better to stick to a few simple chord tones and really emphasize the rhythm so that the keys, guitar, or horns can add color with extended chords or melody lines. If there is more musical space then you can sort of float over the top with a cool melodic bass line with off-the-cuff fills. Check out BADBADNOTGOOD to get a sense of how to approach music in more of a jam context.

I'd say the most important thing in any jam session is to focus on developing your ideas. Don't be afraid of repetition but maybe give some thought to where the music is telling you to go and use that to move from one idea to another. Maybe start out riffing on a pentatonic pattern. Then move it up an octave. Then add a flat 5 for a bluesy feel. Go from playing whole notes to eighth notes, then get into a swing groove with the drummer. I don't think any chord progression you jam on will end up being overly complicated (unless you guys are all playing Real Book tunes), so focus on starting with simple ideas rather than running through scales.

I'll see if I can find a sample of a jam I've recorded.

They always do my fren

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it is not
these guitars are called Aristides and they're made of a material called Arium
they're retard tier expensive but are supposedly good quality and sound excellent
big in prog metal community
youtu.be/hQMJGwyhP9Y

The jangly british gay sound will fit your jazzmaster very nicely. I'm more of a marshall guy.

vox tonelab is a multiefects and an interface all-in-one

ban sam
ban jroach
ban trannies
ban jazzmasternewfag

what a shit hole

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>Orange
>Jangly

You've never played one have you?

At least Davie can play well. His actual music is garbage, but he has technical ability. He should just join a band.

>he watches YouTube musicians

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Why on earth should I be banned for buying a Jazzmaster and wanting to learn?

Cause you didnt go with your heart that's why.

But the Flying V was more expensive and bad for beginners. I would like to learn sitting down without some outrgeous posture.

If you actually follow Jens Larsen's channel, he has a fuckload of videos where he transcribes a bunch of licks usually all by a single guitarist on a few different recordings and explains how those licks contribute to that musician's style and where their vocabulary is coming from. I've found them incredibly useful because once you know what's going on you start to hear it in other jazz playing and it makes studying vocabulary easier on your own. I've never found any of his videos particularly scale-heavy, and any jazz guitar player will do SOME studying of melodic minor and bebop scales and chord-scale theory at some point.

Also, no one memorizes 400 standards. I'm a jazz musician that performs in a major city regularly and most other jazz musicians' repertoire consists of 100 or so because so many tunes use recycled progressions like Rhythm Changes, Autumn Leaves, All Blues, Billie's Bounce, etc. and musicians can quickly adapt new material at jam sessions with a good base knowledge ("okay, we're gonna do Mr. PC." "What's that?" "It's just a blues in C minor." "Ah, okay.")

One day, when you have your V. You'll come back and still be called a faggot. Embrace it now so that you can thrive later.

>Flying V

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it's because you are posting incessantly in a guitar general and dont even have a fucking guitar. Go play and come back when you have legitimate things to talk about

>holding it wrong

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That's not me.

It's the guitar general, not the playing guitar general you snob

she 18 so she has a long time to play but being in finn wolfhards band is probably a good thing for her career

what do yall think of the mix on my shoegaze track. bass is supposed to be prominent. first succesful foray into this genre.

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the hit hat is literally just slapped on top and the fuzz is so strong on the bass it's approaching noise rock

yea the second half is more like psychocandy inspired. honestly all of it is.

rectifiers are really two LEDs in one desu

Found a jam, since we're posting them.

This was improvised to fill time at a last-minute opening gig. Apologies for the bass being over-mixed here, it was mic'd a bit too loud in the PA. I tried EQ'ing it on my phone so it sounds slightly better.

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I'm left handed, is it worth actually learning guitar left handed for me? I've given both a little bit of "practice" but when I absentmindedly try to air guitar it's left handed.

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1I8zRO5QQCI

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yea bud sounds kinda out there

Git fucking gud.
youtu.be/sx6vJ8ftwjw
skrub

no you stupid idiot

I hear you.

being a left hander is like being black in the early 1800's

Have you slapped the bass lately?

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>rectifier
>two diodes
>emits light
admit you're wrong fren

henry kaiser is that u?

Cleanse this foul gathering of degeneracy for best korea.

Yes

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Fuck you I am excited for my Jazzmaster it comes Wednesday.

I played one of these. A friend's boomer dad has two of them.

It was really, really not what it's hyped up to be. As a guitar that's meant to be played I don't think it's much better than anything else made in a first world country. I believe the target audience is pros with endorsements from gibson (you always play the best your endorser has, or you're saying their cheaper shit is good enough) and boomers who don't actually play guitar but have a fetish for owning them.

Imm side with all the pros who don't give a fuck about gibson and say I'd rather buy fender custom shop. Strats, and superstrats, just feel better in your hand. Maybe les pauls are appealing to people with smaller hands?

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>tone-killing two piece body
>tone-killing urethane finish
>soulless active pickups
>tone-killing two point bridge
>$5,999

i will never call gibson overpriced again

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>outrageous posture
>literally the best posture for playing well without causing yourself wrist pain

When your wrist burns and interrupts your curt cobain impression, that's your fault for not following your heart and being true to yourself.

shoulda been the shred-head you always dreamed of being

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Buy an Ibanez retard

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two diodes don't necessarily make a rectifier, you don't even know how they're connected or what type of diode. you're a fucking retard

Based BC Rich Warlock

You should get an ESP.

youtube.com/watch?v=fSEiXX47xPo

i think we found pink suhr, lads

forever and ever truly

....soooo everyone who posts here is just mad at stuff they can't afford? do i have that right?

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Nah, I'll never be that good.

I thought the old Pete-ophile played Gretch

There are also people who think the stuff they bought is better than the stuff they didn't buy.

Read up on cognitive dissonance in all its permutations and it will explain /gg/.

>why are you eating that rotten apple? couldn't you just pick some grapes?
>i have no taste for grapes.

>you picked a lemon? why?
>it's too late.
>there was an orange tree right there
>i prefer lemons. oranges are too big.
>dude, it's a fucking lemon
>oh so you can't afford lemons huh? poorfag.

>posting that instead of the postmodern strat
The custom shop postmodern strat is the best strat I've ever played.

I'm not really mad at any guitars I just personally hate poly finishes.

i think thats just jroach

>oh so you can't afford lemons huh? poorfag.

Gibson posting in a nutshell

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old nitro was good, but brittle and aged quickly.

new nitro is sticky, stinky shit and i'd rather have a good urethane finish.

>samefagging reddit spacer
lawlz

I really like the way old nitro aged.
I think Fender got it right with the thin skin finish on some of their reissues and custom shop models. I can't stand the thickness on the rest of the Fender nitro and Gibson uses so much plasticisor that they might as well use poly.

reddit spacing is a newfag meme invented by Yea Forums cancer

Some people are mad at stuff they could afford but can't anymore now that they already bought something. These are the worst because they actively go around shitting on everything else to feel better about the tough choice they made. Regular sour-grapers are quiet until you remind them that they're poor.

And yet somehow, jcum is both. He wants, but can't afford a gibson, and he spent all his money on an MIA strat.

imagine wanting a gibson and having a chance at saving up enough money for a nice used les paul standard, but spending it all on a shitty korean dean and a $1000 stratocaster.

Should I get a seven string if I want to play Russian folk songs? Or just get a regular guitar like a normal person?

t. have some piano experience and no guitar experience

Get a seven string anyways, you're not hurting yourself with an extra string unless your primary goal is impressing Yea Forums by being a meta-contrarian

>extra strings are in vogue now
>but me? i'm hardcore. i'm a real musician. i can wow you with just six. no, four! you're all tryhards!

I just played a sold out show on a Monday night, fagget. (You) me again, I dare you

Yeah but buy a 7 string classical. These are pretty cheap and sound alright

youtube.com/watch?v=mdFn47z9xGs

This

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7 downsides to 7 strings

7 string downside 1: you can't fret the lowest string with your thumb and look like a cool rock and roll dude unless your hands are inhumanly huge
7 string downside 2: anime posters make fun of you
7 string downside 3: you have to spend more money on strings
7 string downside 4: there's limited selection of boutique pickups, so it's harder to mimic the tone of your favorite guitarist unless they play a 7 string too
7 string downside 5: people will think you play metal and are just too lazy to downtune
7 string downside 6: actually using the seventh string is harder than using the sixth string unless your hands are big
7 string downside 7: you don't need seven strings to play the only good guitar music: blues rock.

honestly I want to play guitar, and I see these threads, and just get discouraged because I assume everyone is trolling and nothing can be trusted.

SG is better

Sexy ngl

It's mostly really bad/new guitarists trying to fix their personal cognitive dissonance

>guy who wants gibson, can't afford: don't buy a gibson, they have QC issues
>guy who owns a gibson, wife won't let him buy anything else: gibsons are the best guitars on earth. if you don't want one, you probably just can't afford it.
>guy who owns multiple cheap guitars: you really don't need to spend more than $1000 on a guitar. you can get a perfectly giggable axe for $500. anything more is just excessive markup because the pickups are brand name.
>guy who owns a kemper: kempers sound exactly like tube amps
>guy who spent $1000+ on a tube amp: nothing beats real tube tone, idiot
>PRS S2 owner: tonewood is real. same for tonefrets, tonenuts, tonesaddles, tonetuners...
>PRS SE owner: it stands for student edition, not shit edition
>ESP owner: ibanez costs half as much because it's half the guitar
>E-II owner: it's a real ESP!

>fender starter pack player: well real guitarists don't care about gear

lmao hit the shower redditor

lol look at that guy responding to an hour old post he's so mad

Every musician use youtube these days anyway

lol sorry redditor lost track of time pounding your mom

wow he sure is mad

lmao don't drop the soap while you're in there

oh lmao it really did pis him off

or i might have to pound your pussy too

Is this your first day in Yea Forums?

how did this one post make him so butthurt?

blood for lube type shit, widescreen anal punishment

i don't know fren, but if i was a homosexual gibson fanboy i'd be mad all the time

same as last night, you remember

He's foaming at the mouth.

you seem to like it a bit too much, it's a little unsettling

imagine being this angry on Yea Forums lol

even your safe words are odd

dance, puppet, dance!

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you really shouldn't call me daddy, it can't be healthy

look at him go!

i post, you post! do it again!

i'm sure your real father's out there somewhere

he did it, the absolute madman

though his love for your tight little ass will never be as pure as mine

he's so mad he's turned into a flaming homo

which reminds me, did you get tested like i told you to?

i'm not even going to post after this but he's still going to respond to get the last word in lol

cause all my bitches got to be clean, especially the dirty ones

I win.

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which brings us back to that shower

alright Yea Forums, how'd we do? (I know that the drum machine sounds like a meat packing plant, I know that the mix is shit, we were using the settings from another project and I hit "record" during an improvised jam over a static drum machine loop, the bassist and myself, and I cut out the even more boring parts). In retrospect I definitely wish that I had forced him to run parallel between the DI / his chain and the POG2 because he's a fairly green bass player and his consistency would've benefited from his compressor at the beginning of his chain - total PITA to mix. Not that there aren't workarounds, but not ones I'm willing to bother with for diminishing returns at the margins for a one-off.

everything's digital-cucked.

I've been playing for over a decade, self-taught (have had training with other instruments but not stringed or fretted instruments) but I've only recently started using a wah (Ibanez WD-7, gift) so I'm still trying to get the hang of it, mechanically, and not sound like a kirk hammett/frampton ripoff. I'm pretty proud of how the solos turned out, given that it was all improvised and my bassist friend doesn't really give me much of a palette to work with - it's consummate dadrock but I had fun. what do you think?

clyp.it/2x4xv4fr?token=f9b9d4a25d29a9e8fce4d3ee5f3365dc

fuck OFF sammy

Dude how did reaching that take a fucking decade?

idk who sammy is dude but I appreciate the sentiment

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>9gag reaction images
kys turd FUCK nobody cares

It didn't take a decade, certainly wouldn't if it were a practiced piece and not a hobbyist jamming with a friend in a single take. if I wanted feedback on technical passages I'd post those, but that's not the point of sharing this my dude

tfw socially stunted NEET can't appreciate ironic boomer memes

I know you're under 21 or you're so bitter that your interpersonal relations are in shambles. come back to the light, friend.

>lol it was shitty on purpose dude
eccks deez nutz fag

>reddit spaced
Of course. Waka waka

anonymous cope

got any music to share, dude?

Ok so when did you start playing?

lmao what's with homos and sharing? this ain't kindergarten little bitch

shift+enter is "reddit spaced"

lmfao

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One dick. Many mouths in the bathhouse. Bug chasers. You get the drift.

>hey look guys I made some cringy music
Why do I care?

1983

sucks

~2008. I didn't take it seriously for several years.

thanks dude - you listen to anything cool or good lately you'd recommend?

idk dude you commented

only funny response

lmao screenshooted and cringe

cope

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That's what they all say.

hey, its me.
The generic djent kid with bareknuckle (tm) pickups in his Ibanez (tm) guitar.
Haha, guess im gonna djent a bit later, you know, hitting them 0 and 1s.
Oh you don't own an extended range 8 string multiscale fanned frets true temperament headless guitar with a killswitch and led inlays?
Sorry don't even talk to me haha, check out this sweet octave finger tapping riff i just wrote i used my FractalAudios AxeFX III to get that delay haha you wouldn't know about it as its a professional musicians gear and very rare and hard to get did i tell you about my string gauge yet?

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