TOOL LEAK THREAD - IT'S HAPPENING EDITION

as long as it gets uploaded

DONT OP ITS TOOLS LAYERS AT THE HOTEL

I'm freakin out

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>Arrive at Mirage
>Go to room 462 as the guy on reddit said
>Knock on the door
>Slowly opens
>It's Maynard
>Turn around to run
>Danny Carrey standing there next to Chewbacca that is Adam Jones
>Danny picks me up with his enormous hands and carries me into the room
>Justin closes the door shoot and smiles at me with his British teeth grin
>Maynard looks at me and asks "So I heard your favorite song is Stinkfist."
>mfw

i hope there is a cop to shoot the nigger dead

Or... you can call the mirage yourself

>meeting someone in vegas

my nigga gonna get shot

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I’m the guy with the cop friend

He and his buddy are driving to the spot in the latest pic

>The year is 2035
>6th Tool album released
>Movie made to generate hype
>Recalls the events of 8-24-2019 in Las Vegas, Nevada
>Called
>Oceans 7empest

Actually this is a great idea.

A shit ton of anons should call into the Mirage and fuck with them

best thing on Yea Forums right now

wish i wasnt deaf so i could hear this thing if it actually leaks

I'm about to witness history. This type of shit will never happen again in our lifetimes.

I didn’t mean to quote that shitty racist post

I can't believe this whole situation is real. I had a shit day today and this is making me happy

Probably reddit isn't that bad after all

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theres no way it leaked

only due to the fact that it will take tool that long to make another album

why are you on mu if you are deaf? not being mean just wondering

On this day reddit had more balls than Yea Forums

I didn’t see anyone here stealing it

not yet it hasn't, we're waiting on the mirage intercept

I'M CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW THIS ISNT FUCKING REAL

This is currently the greatest thing to happen on this board in 2019 and we aren't even responsible for it.

Because no one here has a job, its not hard to figure out user.

would you guys till like tool if they were black

yes and so would pitchfork

SOMEONE CALL THE MIRAGE!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

good post

They aren't black?

>He really thinks the Police officers in LVPD have nothing better to do than stop some lowly retail worker from ripping an album.

Get fucking real nigger

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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fuck no

you said it leaked, it hasn't- we're waiting for the leaker to leak it, wtf are you on about

Lateralus would have been a 9.8 on pitchfork

this will be the funniest meme in years

>all this hype for a leak 5 days early
>shittiest album of the year

No, I don't support criminals.

I don’t even care if it’s a reddit user I just want to hear it

>He really thinks the Police officers in LVPD have something better to do than stop some lowly retail worker from ripping an album.

i dont even care if its just maynard shitting for 80 minutes

Wasn't me who said it leaked. What I'm saying is that the PD in Las Vegas couldn't give less of a shit about some dude stealing an album from his workplace to rip it onto a guys laptop at the Mirage while you have tweakers and blacks killing each other in North Vegas.

We might be close to end times bros

It’s been a tiring 3 days of these threads but it’ll be worth it in the end

Tool is a gateway band of the worst kind. It's bad metal, a clusterfuck of wacky time signatures and cheesy lyrics that aren't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessively long songs and DEEPNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the band itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. Maynard trying his hardest to look cool, the Bill Hicks aping, the posing in shadows and the armchair understanding of philosophy fuels their pretentious fantasies, while the droney riffs and bass lines, emphasis on not playing at the same time signature, and overall pretentiousness of the music makes it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Tool is basically THE band to attract the most hated musical fanbase known to Yea Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this soft rock dronefest and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Tool threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

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based on the picture location, and current traffic, he should be there now

Anyone going to the Mirage listening party tonight? Heard there's supposed to be an FBI party van.

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Wow!! Like this hasn't been posted 100 times today already

Choices always were a problem for the leaker
What he needed was someone strong to guide him, that’s why he’s meeting someone at the mirage

I like noise. Tool makes noise I like.
I'm sorry you no like the noise.

I literally never mentioned the police quit projecting random bullshit

based noise hearer

>The album, redditor.

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I actually agree with that. I still enjoy it though.

>not liking Living Colour

pleb

Do all bands make noise?

They had a couple of toe tappers

i bobbed my head a few times to their stuff

I dont even listen to tool why am i excited

>"We're All In"

lmao holy shit

Almost 20 minutes since last picture.
L-leaker is ok, right user?

same refreshing shit like a mad man so i can listen to an album that ill find probably just ok

It's irresponsible to text and drive.

He has been Tool'd.

his next post will prob be the torrent, be patient

He's likely on the phone with the guy he's meeting with. Nothing to be alarmed about as no authorities give a shit about some dude with an illegal CD in Sin City

Holy shit, this offended the fuck out of me. Adam Jones could play guitar a hundred years and still not be as good as Vernon Reid

Or hopefully a cock pic

we gotta be fast. bets are the reddit mods will nuke the torrent comment

if hes smart he posts it on his profile or on here

everyone itt has forgotten

what happens in vegas, stays in vegas

leak was doomed from the start

You know it, plebbitors are such moralfags when it comes to this shit.

You are correct. The subreddit mods have said so themselves.
reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv3evq/guys_i_fucking_have_it/ey1m22t

kek

They will. All of them are watching as well. If somebody could grab the link and post here that would be cool beans

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE CHEWBACCA, ASSHOLE!

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It’s not about that, if they allow the links to stay up the sub will get nuked by admins

ill try my best to yoink it

They're probably at the 2 dollar buffet. I heard the bread pudding is extra runny tonight

THIS WEBSITE TRACKS DELETED REDDIT POSTS.

GUYS PLEASE KEEP TABS ON THIS PAGE, MODS ARE ACTIVE.

snew.notabug.io/r/ToolBand/new/

Link him to here.

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

A little from column A a little from column B

it will be /u/briznitch that posts it if he does share publicly.

ill send him a chat right now

guys, keep your eyes on r/toolband/new too incase he posts the link with an alt

Dead

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I dont like Tool nor have I ever really listened to em but shit got me hyped

where should I start?

The guy doesn’t know how to transfer music from a cd. That would be out of his wheelhouse

>this is your brain on p4k's review of Lateralus

lateralus is fun

WHERE IS IT?

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Thank user for the tip

OK EVERYBODY, time to be on the lookout

yeah he's dumb as fuck. he gonna get caught after the fact

thats why hes meeting a guy at the mirage

ROOM 462

You're all getting trolled.

30 mins since last correspondence

OP got shot on the strip

>where should I start?
Opeth, don't get into this garbagr

It's a convincing fake CD then

ROOM 101

I GOT HEARTACHE BY THE NUMBER

TROUBLES BY THE SCORE

i cant wait for the movie

He got pulled over. Next post will be a photo of cop lights in his rear view , silhouette of a cop with a mohawk and a baton. Riot gear even.

Any album, pick whatever.
I personally love Aenima the most. But each album is fucking solid.
No wrong answer here. You're going to like some more than the others.

Here's a closer look at the package for people who are just tuning in.

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Most recent one

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Dany and his eight arms got to him.

>From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
>Truth is...the album was rigged from the start.

The bands legal team assassinated him before he could rip the album

reminder that you're only gonna get 7 of the 10 tracks prior to the 30th since the digital ones are locked until then

>he didn't have a way to rip the CD
He doesn't have a fucking computer?

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i can live with that

As long as we get Invincible, Pneuma, and 7empest I'm fine.

The other 3 are just interludes

reminder that the other 3 are filler segue tracks

It's only the interludes I think

And Descending

Who gives a fuck I just wanna hear Descending and 7empest anyways

maybe he has a laptop without an optical drive, idk

Fear Inoculum
Pneuma
Invincible
Descending
Culling Voices
Chocolate Chip Trip
7empest

This is so exciting! I feel just like the fat girl from Precious

who cares. tool are shit lmao

UPDATE: reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv4331/waiting_for_friends/

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Very cool post!

HAPPENING

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He's dark-skinned. I think that already explains it in detail why he can't do it.

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv4331/waiting_for_friends/

NEW POST

NEW POST

NEW POST

NEW POST
reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv4331/waiting_for_friends/

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In this world, some are chosen

chosen to be absolutely braindead retarded.

one of the chosen ones got Fear Innoculum early.

Someone call the mirage and ask if a creepy dude with a cd in hand has asked for someone in front desk.

it also explains why he was able to steal it so well

YESSS IT'S REAL HE'S WAITING FOR /u/briznitch

Guys holding the most valuable album in the world at the moment in a densely populated area. It's like hes trying to get robbed.

Oh he's black too

Pls God make nobody show up pls pls pls

>tool
>most valuable album

the entire college female freshman population would like a word

>Perceived worth vs actual worth
>Implying that this album isn't the most valuable as far as actual worth is concerned.

>Women's opinion's

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There are 5500 people looking at /r/ToolBand right this second. Someone will pull through if he doesn't show up.

I don't like Tool.

Someone call the mirage and say a dude is holding a bomb that looks like a CD case

>condoning cross-Reddit posting
This is exactly how Yea Forums and Yea Forums fell, I couldn't think of a more Reddit artist leading to the downfall of this place

discordapp.com/invite/y7zNCeW

meant for

Meh I’d rather listen to blink 182

average person in there doesnt give a fuck about this album and wouldnt recognize it at all

this thread is giving me death grips ARG flashbacks...except this guy might actually deliver

Eat lead, incel

SFTU user

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T BAIT ABOUT MY BONE-CHILLING SLOWBURN BAND

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tfw the new tool album is just 80 mins of the band recording shit noises

Tool is much more popular than you might think. Guarantee you there is someone in that Casino who will recognize that artwork.

>millions of rich young girls
>no value

taylor swift is laughing behind walls of gilded granite

reddit truly is the superior platform

So like every album after Undertow?

they even have live threads now so it's like upside down Yea Forums

Is there a way to know if this is really the Mirage carpet?
Just wondering

SUCH A HEAVY BURDEN OUGHT TO BE THE ONEEEEEE

I've been looking online and I haven't been able to find any pictures that match. It's fucking huge though so I wouldn't rule it out.

I live in Vegas and have been to the Mirage many times. That is in fact Mirage carpet.

man that's a shitty album some shitty shoes and a nice carpet

this just in new tool album is 80 mins of the band recording themselves shitting

or maybe people just like the music. you sound pretentious as fuck with your psychobabble. fuck off.

Exodus 2.0 when?

Where exactly is it?

>mfw Reddit leaks the album while we wait eagerly for details

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Las Vegas

>LEAKED TRACK
LEAKED TRACK
>LEAKED TRACK
LEAKED TRACK
>LEAKED TRACK
LEAKED TRACK

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=Uibi9VyVE8I

Are /we/ moving to reddit after this?

I meant that carpet. I can't find it in any pictures online.

based

Fuck, this motherfucker is confirmed baiting us

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv47e2/should_i_really_delete_my_posts_or_will_i_be_okay/

HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NONONONONONONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv47e2/should_i_really_delete_my_posts_or_will_i_be_okay/

BASED MOD
reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv47e2/should_i_really_delete_my_posts_or_will_i_be_okay/ey1qyat/

Yes. You go first

>it's real

hop in voice chat nibbas

Yeah Im gonna wait till realese day to listen how could you tell?

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Based mod is actually encouraging him to leak it

can't wait for it to leak then i dont listen to until it comes out because i actually have morals and am not retarded

MODS ARE BASED

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>a link shows up, it gets downloaded, it wasnt you, got it? ;)

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Theres no way its fake, how many pictures does he have to post before you believe its real?

you fucking jew

based anons with patience

I'm not sure if I can take the gay song quotes all over the comments and replies there...

Imagine thinking stealing something that isn't intrinsically valuable is stealing

reddit mods are more based than mu mods

Based leddit mods

Our mods are pedophiles

>implying art has no value

imagine being such an insane pleb

isnt that most of Yea Forums?

Yep. Flippening. Mu are pussies and reddit dgaf.

All*

MY COCK IS HARD

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv49tp/okay_guys_soon_im_done_no_more_updates/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

he's done

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv49tp/okay_guys_soon_im_done_no_more_updates/
THERE GOES MY HERO

YES HE'S DOING IT LADS HE'S FUCKING DOING IT

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv49tp/okay_guys_soon_im_done_no_more_updates/

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv49tp/okay_guys_soon_im_done_no_more_updates/

FUCK Yea Forums
BASED REDDIT

damn dude reddit comes through for once

Will he do it or not?

IS HE GOING TO UPLOAD IT!?!

I didn't say that, I said intrinsically valuable.

sorry guys i dropped it it fell through the elevator

He just said "no more updates". I can only assume he isn't doing it. I don't know what he meant by "soon" though.

in 10 minutes, relax, it's coming

>reddit in charge of doing anything other than ruining other websites

pretty pathetic how you faggots cant wait a couple fucking days lmfao stupid fucking faggots

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JUST

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv49tp/okay_guys_soon_im_done_no_more_updates/ey1rn5z/?context=3

reading comprehension

Super post!

36% public wifi is shit

Relax fella!!

Fuck this is the hypest shit.
And it's fucking free!

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>Tool fans
>pathetic
Pick two

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv49tp/okay_guys_soon_im_done_no_more_updates/ey1rn5z

LESS THAN AN HOUR

Excuse me, user? You got the goods?

Where were you during this historic moment? I was in my room

ive never seen Yea Forums so hyped

IDs habbening

Bedroom

>lamborghini gallardo pulls into front entrance of the mirage
>behemoth gigachad in Bryant jersey steps out and hands keys to vallet
>sweating redditor in room 462 refreshing his dms waiting for the leaker hears a series of approaching footsteps thundering closer and closer
>knock on door in 11/8 that rocks the entire floor
>slowly opens up, shaking in his boots
>

OP has passed the torch. /u/briznitch will upload

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yeah, a board that claims to hate tool, and yet here we are.

The virgin Yea Forums mods should pin this thread

>knock on door in 11/8 that rocks the entire floor
top kek

same here user. listening to ssmb brawl ost rn

>Gallardo
What is this chad doing driving a 10 year old lambo?

Cooking tikka masala

THIS IS IT BOYS HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO

He'll probably make a burner account

>Why yes, I use reddit, how'd you knew?

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>knock on door in 11/8

jej

same

Tonight, all of us from different countries, backgrounds, races, belief systems, divides, and motives came together to share a special few hours of hope and joy. These last few hours have been our little mark on the universe.

reddit wins for the day

Have some gold, fren

Maybe. If I had to guess, he's been in contact with the mods so that he can get it up and they still look like they followed TOS

watching this unfold live is so intense
i have work in the morning i should be in bed
fuck it tho

>tfw one of the greatest nights on Yea Forums in 2019 was the doing of plebbit

inb4 y'all get hyped for a "jk guys" or a shitty album

lets hope i'm wrong

lol this is a larp. it's not leaking faggots.

They still make cd’s? That’s fucked up think about all the trees there killing

Guys what do we do if it's absolute shit

The post that united 4channel and Reddit

Yeah but its no
All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling

No, I love tool thats why Im waiting like a normal human. Did 13 years 6 more days is nothing.

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based wholesome poster

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more like stool leak
lmao

Rate it 1 star on RYM

HERE IT IS HURRY AND RIP IT
youtube.com/watch?v=Uibi9VyVE8I&list=OLAK5uy_nD5i3YgYG4xxEpROnziQBN2sr7M_vuZrQ

You have to go back faggot

the new taylor swift album is more important that this shit

fucking crazy

based
true, i hope that leaks someday

I haven't listened to Descending or Invincible. I too have been waiting 13 years for this. OGT since '96

based

blue pilled

OP nuked his account. Rip /u/CircleOfN9ne

maynards black-belt wont matter if there's enough of us

Hi to the discord fags!

I hope you get AIDS

I've been waiting a decade now. Whats a few more years?

not funny didnt laugh

studio version of descending will fucking own
trust me

How the fuck are we gonna get the link?

OP is clearly a tool fan.

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Listen to it 30 times until you force yourself to like it, just like all their other albums

I can almost taste it

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SOON

kek

leave our savior alone

Leaker handed it over to someone who ripped the disk and has the files

What if this fuck decides to mess with us and not upload them?

kek

pretty sure threads on plebbit are getting deleeted as we speak

I love you all and may you all expel the fear

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You still high off that Taylor Swift shit, huh?

“>knock on door in 11/8 that rocks the entire floor”

Lmfaoooooo

the reddit mod is in the discord voice channel. he said hes the only one awake

>historic moment when reddit doesnt deliver

>he wasnt there for jenny death
fucking reddit newfag

kek

apparently the dude is at the mirage right now so im guessing they are going to get internet if they dont right now. probably trying to find a way they can upload it anonymously

How hard is ripping an album you fucking onions faggots?

Fucking carrots*

Then you don't get the free item that you never owned anyhow.

Wtf? Did you eat all the dumb tonight?

the dude who nabbed the album didnt know how to rip so he had to find a redditor in vegas who would rip it for them

Also he's a super cool guy, so we'll likely get it.

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Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust

im pretty sure danny would just astral project behind him and atomize the copy if he really cared

anyone that can't rip a fucking cd should get off the internet

Poo poo

Dont want to upset his mother

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gee i wonder how a nigger got his hands on a copy so early

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www82.zippyshare.com/v/XAIofv1X/file.html

HOLY FUCK ITS HERE

How are they a nigger

new

fake & gay

OH MY GOD IS THIS LEGIT PLEASE BE IT

DO NOT CLICK

>20.1mb
no thanks

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20mb, seems legit

fake

Downloading, will let you know if its legit. I dont give a fuck.

What is it?

I ain't clicking that nigga

cool

I like your style.

user...

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Fake and gay

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vocaroo.com/i/s1I9z9GYz3Pc
An user already started leaking tracks on vocaroo. Why are these threads still getting made? They are just bait. Shit isn't even that good.

OMG, THE ALBUM, PLEASE LEAK IT

Fake and gay

Its a fart track, fake & gay

This is the best song they've ever written, what do you mean

The guy OP was supposed to meet at the hotel doesn't have the files? I think OP isn't leaking it.

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NEW TRACK FINALLY
youtube.com/watch?v=Uibi9VyVE8I&list=OLAK5uy_nD5i3YgYG4xxEpROnziQBN2sr7M_vuZrQ

already done faggot

man, why are you doing this?

or he did it but is dodging because he did a literal crime and is residing at the mirage

/u/briznitch deleted his account
It's about to leak.

/u/briznitch is trying to fucking it all up for everyone by trying to organise selling it and making money off the leak. Fuckwit.

LOL. That'll just increase the criminality that much more... dumb criminals...

we were so close frens, so close but yet so far ;_;

WHAT IS THE HOLD UP

apparently the dude that ripped the CD doesn't know how to upload or is asking people to "host"

how hard can it be to just use a public wifi and upload that shit to whatever service there is?

extremely hard when the album is either fear inoculum or wildflower

I could of got it done long before now. I suspect the powers that be msg'd them and scared them off.

Here's the account of the guy who was supposed to leak it

toolnavy.com/member.php?u=11629

He works at the Mirage Hotel in Vegas. Can't be hard to track down and find out wtf the wait is about.

should we break his legs

That entirely depends on the answer he gives.

the person's probably trying to sell the files on the dark web or some shit, with how long it's taking. a new tool album's gotta be worth some hard cash a week early right?

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reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cv50js/im_sorry/
yay, he's pussying out. brilliant.

before [removed]

Don’t know what the hold up is. I’m not involved anymore. My CD drive didn’t work on my laptop and my pre built gaming pc didn’t come with one. I’m waiting for this just like you guys. If it doesn’t happen I’m sorry I let everyone down>

seems like I really have to wait another 5 days. Hope this reddit fag is happy. Buying a CD without a fucking working CD drive.

It's out.

>buying

thanks, you might wanna share a link or something?

where?

it leaked on discord apparently

drive.google.com/file/d/1o4O08mAFs1oPyiZ1C_OhoI7tYhdrnpZw/view
IT's HERE

>ITS HERE NIGGERS

wetransfer.com/downloads/2dbcff92b32324f4f1a6ae5532c0c78920190825065212/0acbfc78dfc04442258b861ad5957ea520190825065213/3c3b20

SHIT GUYS, THIS IS REAL!!!!

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its out, listening now its legit
whoever ripped did it properly

not mine, this rip sucks