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If you do the one short sentence thing then you are guaranteeing that women won’t read about you. If you actually write a bio then there’s a chance some will. Is your brain made of spit?

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Purple Mountains - maybe i'm the only one for me

The song that makes you 6'3 and ripped, and gives you a great face and pictures with nice lighting from flattering angles

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I wanna Know Girls- Portastatic
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This Charming Man - The Smiths

This is the only correct answer :
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No. I just know I'm the kind of guy women don't want anyway. So if I was on there it would be to just mess around.
I used to write fairly lengthy bios and go into some details. I got like one hit ever. Then I replied to her question and she never wrote back so I guess I was boring.
I'm pretty aloof, insecure about myself, very neurotic and impulsively nerdy. I move along in life at turtles pace.
The other week I got a projector from a school for free that they were throwing away so I learned everything about what it could do with it and connect to. And then I watched Alita in 3D in my bedroom on my wall, The Karate Kid, and then the first episode of the old Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy TV show.
I also bought a Sony Walkman, put a 400gb microSD in there and filled it with hundreds of gigs of FLAC files and reprogrammed all the missing metadata and album art. (Many of the ones I downloaded were whole discs so I had to open them up in foobar2000 and reconvert into individual tracks)
I'm also the kind of guy who would drop off the radar for half a year, forget to do basic things like load a dishwasher I half started because I got distracted by something I got in the post I had to test out.
I also have a degree in business management with a good grade, but I don't live to work a career. I still pack groceries to enjoy my free time. Ive done that job for 11 years. I'm not really aspirationally orientated.
I also have a habit of typing very lengthy monologues.
So you know, I talk from some experience. You can overload people with information about yourself.

>I also have a habit of typing very lengthy monologues.

Ya dont say.

Nyeaah. Its a problem, doc.

I hope this is a copypasta.

William Basinski - The Disintegration Loops III

If only it was a copy pasta user. If only.
Its too late for me, save yourselves.
Sage this thread.

if u wanna get attention from art hoes.
something from these artists are guaranteed matches
idles
parquet courts
the cure
mitski
alex g
king gizz
lcd soundsysem
vampire weekend
jpegmafia
death grips
fleet foxes / father john misty
animal collective
sufjan stevens
kate bush
bob dylan
talking heads
the strokes / voidz
modest mouse

if you want punk/alt chicks
deftones

anyway tinder is nasty. too many 5-6/10 girls fucking everybody without condoms. my friend went on tinder & i still see the same chicks i fucked a yr ago.

better off meeting girls at diy shows

Depends on who you want to match with. I like loose rave girls so I put a BTSM song

Eye of the Tiger

Would watch Rocky with.

>meeting girls at diy shows

no thanks

I have smiths lol

t. incel

Cannot agree more with these
Live in NYC and Mitski in bio is a guaranteed match at least once

You're almost exactly like me but autistic and I can appreciate that

I'm surprised you didn't mention Tame Impala or CAS. Did you leave them out on purpose?

>business degree
>packs groceries
man I hope you mean something like stocking and not bagging fucking groceries

why not?
i wanna move to nyc
tame impala is normie core. they literally got named rappers fav rock band.
i should have added mgmt & grimes
no idea who is CAS?

Oh Christ this could actually be my future

Do it user

The sheer amount of concerts you can go to at anytime is insane
Incredibly fucking expensive to live here tho

Bjork Is a big one. Also The National and Cigarretes after sex

Lads how do I approach art hoes that I only see on the hallway? I'm in engineering school but we share a building with Architecture students which is full of qt art hoes. There's a cafe in the building where everyone meets but not much else to do in between classes.

Give me some ideas, eventually I'll probably try anything eventually since I only got one year left in this school/city and nothing to lose.

Cigarettes After Sex

i knew what it was before i clicked embed

im so jealous. hopefully i can soon
never cared for CAS. but sure u can add them.
wear band t-shirts & let them compliment you. honestly art hoes irl bit harder to judge. the style is trendy. she can just be into 1975 & one direction for all u know.

Well I lied about bagging groceries. I just scan them. The pay is ironically quite good in my area vs other meaningless jobs.
My situation is complicated. I also care for a family member with autism. So how I am is a mixture of having to learn to care for him, being protective of him, (the care system is so crap, we have only one good carer, the rest have either tried to screw us over or just can't deal with him and quit), and just having time to hang out with him.
If I got a career job then I'd spend less time with him, making him more difficult for the carer we already have for him and I wouldn't be earning much more, but doing a lot more work.
It's a dead-end job but I just switch my brain off put on a fake smile and grind the day out.
I do it, because there's not a whole lot else i can do right now.
But it's not all bad. He's a joy to spend time with, usually. A love of a brother like him is genuine, his happiness is genuine. If he didn't mess up things so much you'd almost think he would be capable of looking after himself. He likes to do his best to help where he can.
But he's too unstable for independant living. You just can't leave him alone for too long. Last time I let him catch a bus by himself the police showed up at my house because they thought he had a concussion from banging his head on a bus stop because he missed the bus and had a meltdown, and they escorted him into an ambulance.
If he went into a home he'd be depressed as fuck. He just doesn't get on with other people with disabilities, they're just to slow to do things he can easily do. He's in the awkward middle of the spectrum.

girl here. i would date you

Bob Dylan - Don't think Twice, It's Alright

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Beach House is essential art hoe core. That stupid Space Song its like their anthem

You speak confidently for someone who thinks women on tinder give a fuck about your ebin clever bio

I've got Pancake by Swirlies.

Theme fromThe gay mans guide to safe sex

Reading this, you sound like you have a lot on your heart to tell, almost got me a tear. I think you unironically need someone, just at least to have a chat and release all the pain you hide. I really hope you meet someone, with or without Tinder. Whoever the fuck you are I love you bro

faggot thread

this is the only correct answer itt

Any Negative XP songs.

fuck off incel

it's actually a decent punk teen garage band, fuck off

nice try faggot, gtfo

Watch your anthony fagtano review their new album when it'll come out.

that's what i was thinking when i read it too