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What does he listen to?
Riffs NOW
First for melodeath
Great taste op
meal for this feel?
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deathrash
steel edition
>female in black metal band
untrve
Female in death metal band?
Metal needs more whistling:
Metal needs more harmonica:
Listen to dopethrone
Metal needs more RIFFS
A rym review for Molesting the decapitated
anyone know where can i find the pics?
metallica sucks
Is this chartfag? Why are you always posting this mediocore album
Listen to the witch, kids.
This album sucks
I NEED A RAISE MAN
>I NEED A RAISE MAN
>I CAN'T SURVIVE ON THIS PAY
HAAAANDSSSA
THAT KILLLSSSSSA
Any wicked bois wanna get down?
melodeath sucks
HUMAN BEINGS SHOULD HAVE NEVER EVOLVED AT ALL
based melodeath sucks poster
Give me the most brutal power metal song
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the art is real, i remember reading about it before. there was some art project where dead bodies were donated. i think there were a few other metal album covers from it too
It's been shilled so much here that today'll be the day I listen to Twilight Force for the first time
it sucks
They’re bad, they make Rhapsody of Fire look like doom metal
Best flower metal album isnt even flower metal
Listen to powermetal.
what does that even mean
She looks like Fenriz
Metallica - Don't Tread on Me
She's definitely as based as Fenriz
So this is what Agalloch is up to now
when i was younger, say half my teen years i was going to a lot of metal shows in my area and that shit was insane. I'd do it all over again but now a days it just seems like only edge lords dominate these shows and attitudes just turn me off the whole thing. west coast btw
When I think back, I remember people i knew just getting into metal and they went through that "edge lord" stage and dressed in spikes and going full corpse paint at shows and on the streets. hella cringy. Anyways, those same people I knew are still that same edge lord they were at age 16 and we are entering our 30's now.
why do these people not grow and snap out of it? is that what being metal is? trying to out edge each other and outwardly expressing how metal you are as loud as possible and being a piece of shit?
find a flaw
You have a pregnant women fetish.
Nothingface is overrated.
poor complexion, needs more self care if she having a child
Myrkyr sucks
>dopethrone
>mediocre
you are delusional
>TFW i didnt like extreme metal in my youth but now i cant get enough of it
Stoner metal sucks
What's the verdict on this?
provide valid proof
Soyy infused buttrock
What is it?
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Look how much fun the audience is having, being either motionless or wailing back and forth like a jew at the wailing wall in a pathetic attempt to headbang to that shitty guitar tone we've heard a million times before. Even funeral doom metal shows get more hyphy than this, what is this, blues you fucking cocksuckers?
meant for
okay, i'll admit that this is ass. Major boomer energy
Gold and Grey by Baroness
Say it ain't so
The guitar is not a European instrument
Bolt Thrower
>tfw no field recording of proud nordic men fucking each other in the ass
Listen to Sabaton.
crush flower metal
that and Pillorian, which is more bland. I have more hope on future Khorada releases
>this is literally the only album I ever listen to
What type of person do you imagine?
Listen to Nocturnus.
ENTP
>In February 2019, Matthews and Parker both left the band after Haughm made comments on Facebook that were criticized for being anti-Semitic. In his apology letter, Haughm stated that Pillorian would not continue.
Wait hold on, I've only heard the stuff on the right (And hated it)
Is there actually decent power metal?
gay reason but who cares it sounded like a third rate agalloch ripoff
listen to Thundersteel right now
Why is tech almost always soulless?
Ok, will report back soon user.
BROKEN DREAMS SO GRAND
SING FOR HIS FINAL STAND
LONG LIVE CAROLUS
Give me a couple examples, Im interested in what you've been listening to.
Am a few minutes in right now, seems pretty good actually, not a massive fan of the vocalist though. It might be because I dont listen to a lot of either, but if you asked me what this was Id tell you speed metal, feel free to correct me, Im
curious about what the distinction is.
Leagues above the pointless wanking of a lot of other power metal.
the genre is founded on assumption that wank = everything and anything else is irrelevant. guitar wankers are usually pretty autistic too. that's why those "record setting" guitarists with meme 20 string guitars usually make shitty wank compositions with no soul. if you cared about something other than wank, you wouldn't build your style on how many notes per second you can play and how many frets you can stretch your pinky across.
Fair judgement and Thundersteel is top-tier power metal, so the genre may not hold much for you
>Is there actually decent power metal?
no, unless you're a larper beta who don't need no extreme metal.
btw crystal logic is about as "power" as Powerslave, it's just trad with ebin vocals.
I really enjoy the little hints of Giant Squid in Khôrada songs as well. Giant Squid is definitely up there as one of my top bands. I'm not so sure on their other project Squalus, though.
anything that sounds like this?
Old Boots New Dirt
It's on the extremes of practically pretending to be a robot so all the emotional sounds barely have any place at all.
YOU WANT A REAL SMILE?
I HAVEN'T SMILED IN YEAAAAAAAAARS
thanks
ebin vocals = skeletor vocals?
btw i love crystal logic (and rhapsody too lol)
This is true for a lot of tech death (Brain Drill, Origin, Neptunus, Viraemia, Monumental Torment, etc. I could keep going) is soulless wankery there are plenty of bands in the genre that I personally love (Alkaloid, Rivers of Nihil, Psycroptic, Archspire, First Fragment, again, I could keep going)
I can see why people would turn their nose up at the genre because it IS true that the majority of bands are just bedroom guitarists showing off there are a lot of bands that are very competent in their songwriting ability.
Typically I find I enjoy the more progressively driven stuff, maybe that will appeal to some of your tastes more as well? I find that a lot of musicians that write that kind of thing are a lot less likely to just write wank-ey shit.
Sorry for this being nigh unreadable Im flipping back and forth between tabs a lot and am very tired
Best motörhead album?
Nightside or Anthems?
if the drums didnt sound like plastic this would be a 9/10
>Fallujah
Oh user, I love you
Anthems, bonus of not having Faust on it either
It's only overrated in comparison to superior Voivod albums. It's still a great album though, and underrated in general.
Not a metal guy but I enjoyed blood fire death. What next?
faust is based though, i like trym too.
bathory's other viking albums or (old) moonsorrow
Hammerheart
Check out the Bathory albums released before it.
Probably moving to Japan next year to get fluent (been studying for like 5 years)
Obviously they have a lot of good bands, plus Asakusa death fest, but what's the scene like over there? Do they mosh?
>blasting youtube.com
>hnw
Make it related to metal at least
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desu Dio's best Sabbath Album is better than Ozzy's best Sabbath album and all the other singers are basically irrelevant
Eh, it was just a low effort shitpost.
More bands that sound like this
so with all the crossover with black metal and dungeon synth, does anyone have any dungeon synth reccs?
Maybe Brain Drill? youtube.com
I think you would also enjoy this: youtube.com
Or this: youtube.com
Personally this is all just a little to wank-y for me, I would personally suggest something like this: youtube.com
But as far as bands that sound like the Origin I think the first ones I listed should serve you well.
Faust is just a dickhead is my problem, he’s a decent drummer
Second vid has really bad quality, heres a better link monumentaltorment.bandcamp.com
overkill. I'm a boring person
I meant epic vocals in the vein of Dio
Nightside. Better songs, sound, and atmosphere.
Faust's drumming sounds better than Trym's. No question that Trym's parts are harder to play, but he spams double bass drums literally all the time, and is often quite sloppy live. He also uses clicky triggers, while Faust's kit has a more natural sound.
this is pretty cool thanks
is there anything better than being drunk as fuck and listening to summoning?
Never heard of them, sounds like a Mastodon ripoff
I prefer slam and fast tech when I'm drunk
>not drinking sparkling water and listening to djent
>Djent
kek.
why is this site so putrid
Is this metal or deathcore?
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where are the songs
What site even is that, what band are they talking about?
Both. Boring and generic would be an understatement though.
Say something nice about him
How is this so great?
>what band are they talking about
Disma,I guess
What type of ds are you looking for
Does anyone else find this really boring? I like Sodom and Kreator but this isn't doing it for me.
i dunno, anything really, just trying to get a taste of it.
What is your favorite live band? My favorite is Saxon. They always give it all on stage and don’t rely on theatrics, just good music.
Darguun, Blood Tower, Lamentation is always a classic, Lailheb.
thank you dark angel.
They’re the heaviest of the 3 imo
yes
I think you're just realizing metal's place in music
German anons, is Tankard really one of the teutonic 4 or are there are only 3 big ones?
can you rec me some atmoshperic bm that isn't full of gay post-rock and that is actually dark sounding like pic related
>i like sodom and kreator
there's your problem
Diabolical masquerade
disma, more like ligma
yeah they are actually pretty shit, it's the worst one of those big teutonic bands
i've listened to Ravendusk in My Heart and it was just ok, how are the others?
First band that comes to your mind when you hear "Abbath"? For me:
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So fucking good.
paysage d'hiver might be a meme but when i'm in the mood for atmoshit i like them
meant towhy are they a meme, self titled one is the best atmo bm after burzum
No problem fellow dungeoneer.
abandonedplaces.bandcamp.com
metal guitar riffs are badass
I think the others are better but that’s me
Wow I actually am enjoying this a lot thanks user
This is some stuff across the board from traditional to modern wave to outsider/experimental
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Many excellent releases are bandcamp only. I will not go through my bookmarks now but I can tell you a few great ones at the top of my head
>The Herbalists (10/10 for me)
>Mirkwood Shroom
>Nameless King
>Tranquillien
>Flain Snail
>Malkil
>OWLBEAR
>Long Sword
>NORTHMOOR
>REZIARFG
>Warduke
>Darken Wood
>The IXth Key
I really like that too
I already knew Brain Drill and Archspire seems pretty cool. Dunno about the other two. Thanks
bro u just posted cringe
I wish /metal/ was more active
I'd also rec you Viraemia, good shit. You might want to check out Cryptopsy, Rings of saturn (especially their latest album), Psycroptic and maybe old Decapitated.
Blood Fire Death was his transition period between going full viking and still retaining that old black metal edge. So if you liked BFD it doesn't really matter which way you go next. If you go backward to his first three black metal albums and don't really like them then you can skip ahead to Hammerheart.
I would recommend Under The Sign of the Black Mark though.
Do we talk about TDEP here?
(Not the user you were replying to but eh) Cryptopsy is cool, but they dont really fit into the same "style" as a lot of other tech death bands. Viraemia has always been a little to repetitive for my tastes. Psycroptic is amazing, havent listened to Decapitated, as far as Rings of Saturn goes I like Lugal Ki En, but thats about it really. Their guitarist is a massive dickhead though.
Who else remembers this classic
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Alright, what are you blasting? What did you listen to today?
For me it was:
Napalm death - Harmony Corruption
Disclose - Tragedy, Once the war started and Nightmare or reality
Equilibrium - Erdentempel
I - Between two worlds
Totalitar - Ni maste bort
Turnstile - Time & space
People get ran out if they don’t worship tech death or like trad/power metal so no surprise
listen to necrophagist
Their new album is never coming out
Damn guys why didn't you tell me about this masterpiece?
Honestly most people here shit on power metal so I dont know where you're getting that idea, there have also been multiple people IN THIS THREAD who have said that Tech is just soulless wankery and no one cared.
No I’m saying if you like trad/power you get ran out. Doom is barely tolerated too
No way Peace Sells is better than Rust in Peace. Its way too short.
I'm actually okay with this.
god I love winds of creation
Fuck off tourist
isn't this just a natural consequence of metalheads consistently being dickwads about TRUE METAL and shit
>Their guitarist is a massive dickhead though
Yeah I heard a lot of bad things about him but also the same amount of good experiences with him from fans. Fuckhead or not his band really came a long way, their latest album is fucking awesome (though I liked all their stuff...except Lugal ki en, that was a letdown).
Listen to Demon Hunter.
Yeah but it’s mostly atmoshit black metallers
ALL I HAD I GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYVVEEEEEEEEE
ALL I HAD I GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYVEEEEE
Ah, I see. Honestly I dont think that a lot of people here have a problem with things like NWoBHM or old school stuff in general, but people definitely dislike power metal here, not really surprising though since its such a far-cry from other genres of metal.
People here also hate deathcore a lot for some reason. I get that most of it is bland and derivative, but some of it is alright.
I mean, yeah, just look at this guy Huh, I wasnt really a fan of their newest album, different strokes I suppose.
I'll never understand why a lot of black metal fans take themselves and the genre so seriously.
Wow, I haven't listened to them since middle school and they still sound exactly the same.
Rust in Peace is just less fun Peace Sells with more radio-friendly songs and Friedman wank to fill the void
Well the fact that communists and fascists decided to play black metal over any other genre of metal should tell you the mentality of it all. I like some black metal but the fanbase is cringe
>No I’m saying if you like trad/power you get ran out. Doom is barely tolerated too
no one does this with trad and doom unless it's soi or larp like USPM. stop playing a victim and feeling sorry for yourself.
>I'll never understand why a lot of black metal fans take themselves and the genre so seriously.
I seriously think they don't go outside much.
Is there a chart of blackened thrash or thrashened black out there? I want it i need it.
This. Also for you my man
Stop calling anything you don’t like soi, it’s getting annoying. Soiboys don’t usually like metal anyway, they like shit like power pop.
Yeah! and they suck at playing too!
>isn't this just a natural consequence of metalheads consistently being dickwads about TRUE METAL and shit
>Stop calling anything you don’t like soi, it’s getting annoying.
no I won't. stop listening to soi music if you feel so butthurt
>I - Between two worlds
Way more based than Numortal and Abbath
Nah I’m gonna keep listening to what I like asswipe. Keep using your buzzwords, makes you look real mature and intelligent.
Are you just fishing for (You)s or are you actually this immature?
A lot of metal fans have absolutely no self awareness
Loser
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
AAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
ass
Based tourist. Listen to early Sodom and Sarcófago
Beyond Creation is not that good.
>tech death
Shouldn’t have been hard to guess that one
>Are you just fishing for (You)s or are you actually this immature?
t. mature fan of Gayowar
Are you that insecure in your masculinity that you can’t listen to Manowar?
t. afraid of himself
Please stop replying to bait. If you did I think the overall quality of these threads would go up a lot.
Also Im looking for something (could have been a chart I dont remember) that listed a lot of old school bands like Death or Cryptopsy and their spiritual successors (in terms of style)
If anyone could help me find that it would be greatly appreciated, Google hasnt been helping me out much.
>Are you that insecure in your masculinity that you can’t listen to Manowar?
Agalloch is good and not onions at all
It's boring not very musical
I like Red and Purple, but this just left me bored.
ruins of beverast - rain upon the impure
Was it an OSDM chart?
me on the far left
i dont know why youd want to other than to talk about their live show
idk man I'm perpetually late to listening to bands I say I like
Going through the shit on realmofmetal.org's front page
>Wrvth - No Rising Sun - 5/10
>Ewigkeit - Starscape - 3/10 based off sample
>Serial Hawk - Static Apnea - 5/10
>Slowjoint - Jutlandia - DUDE/10
>Knocked Loose - Different Shade of Blue - 6/10 for what it is. Bro hardcore that was obsolete 10 years ago
>Volahn - El Tigre Del Sur - 7.5/10 hit my g spot
>Hektik - Honest Disdain - 5/10
Like I said I dont remember, Im fairly certain it was just a list though
Bottom 3 metal genres
3. Funeral Doom
2. Deathcore
3. Grindcore
>GENERATION X WILL PARTY UND SEX
>tfw don't party and sex
(You)
>I mean, yeah, just look at this guy
That post wasn't about true metal nonsense. Its about maintaining a quality thread, rather than getting flooded with constant "I'm new to metal, give me entry level recs".
First two tracks are kind of dull but as soon as The Ritual starts it kicks ass
Do you guys like electronic music?
if you count metal then yes
Ye, but this is /meal/ nephew
some of it
Only downtempo
one with black sabbath shirt seems cool
>blocks your path
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It was a disappointment
Riffs
these dudes are probably like 25 now and probably total bros
Recently found The Vision Bleak and enjoyed their music quite a lot, can anyone rec similar stuff please?
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We are death... fukk you!
based
no it triggers my autism
>makes satanic themed songs about being ebil and shit
>gets mad about some fucking bears
lmao
metalheads are retarded
Bears are satanic and evil
Yes it is the only based music aside from Metal, specifically Mayhem's Live in Leipzig album
Why is Destroyer 666 hated by /metal/ now?
Nah most of it is pretty shit if you ask me. I've heard one or two albums that I've like though.
Who hates them here? They rip, fuck posers
it aint
Since when? Pic related is my favorite black thrash EP.
Is this metal?
I assume it was one butthurt troll who got angry after I said I like them
Destroyer 666 is fucking best man
I thought this was a cover from the 90s
>Is this metal?
probably, has it leaked yet?
>probably, has it leaked yet?
nah, is mostly just monitoring Reddit posts right now
Glam metal sucks
Yes it is dumb poser
Post bands you got into after they stopped being active.
Bathory
Wow one of my mistakes is always ignoring EPs and demos, thanks m8
this guy is a faggot
fuck off tourist
you fuck off
get mad tourist
get insectiside retard
a good 60% of bands i like
Do we like Immolation?
no
AH, THE SATAN
I wish this thread werent dead right now
This one is less than 30 posts from the bump limit anyways. The new thread is already up.
is Convulse best findeath?
finns are drunk and/or asleep
For their discography no, but they may have realeases the best Finnish dm album
I wish I was dead right now
from the thumbnail i thought it was ozzy osbourne
im awake
>yeah Pantera's my favourite band, how'd you know?
who has best discog then?
how?
just woke up an hour ago
early bird?
I suppose
post finndeath
ANYONE, WHO DOESNT LIKE MANOWAR... IS AFRAID OF HIMSELF, YOU MUTHA FUGGAS, YOU ARE AFRAID. OF YOURSELF. OF, MAAANWOOOWAAAAAAAR!!!!
Why so dead, /metal/?
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>saturday night
>sitting in front of PC
god you're pathetic
almost sunday noon idk what the fuck you are talking about
But it's Sunday morning.
Wtf this is amazing
IDM and Breakcore. Or anything else that's noisy enough.
Ewigheim has the same vocalist