How the fuck is he still alive?
How the fuck is he still alive?
Noah Johnson
Angel Reyes
raw power
Grayson Morris
He's too annoying to die.
Benjamin Harris
if Keith Richards gets to live so does the Ig
Dylan Fisher
Didn't he already say he was ready to die?
Jaxon Morgan
Because he sells a lot of car insurance
Juan White
Lust for Life was in some cruise ship ad
Bentley Jenkins
I literally had a dream the other night that he died
William Bell
He absorbed Lou and Bowie's souls.
Owen Butler
He'll be fine
Aaron Rogers
All the extra vitamin D
Jordan Carter
Heroin
Luis Perez
At this point on his life he's probably more Heroin than man.
Noah Wilson
An iv of heroin
Jose Harris
he takes his hiv pill every day and he’s probably top of the list to get genetic therapy once there’s a viable cure. which should be soon. crazy how 30 years ago hiv was a death sentence and today it’s nothing more than an inconvenience on the verge of being eradicated. the power of modern western civilization
Josiah Gomez
does this man ever wear a shirt?
Ayden Foster
A shirt would just disintegrate on him.
I'm surprised theres not a cult of HIV positives following him around and snorting his coughed up blood for a legal high.
Wyatt Edwards
Cause he's got a lust a life
Hudson Fisher
Plenty of fuzzy fotch.
Juan Adams
this.
Cameron Fisher
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Thomas Hill
>one eye symbolism
Isaac Young
Fuck u bich
Landon Edwards
Man, that feels like a lifetime ago.
Julian Nguyen
Jackson Torres
He wants to die on stage.
Connor Moore
not finished melting yet i suppose
Lucas Jenkins
Keith Richards and him have found the secret to immortality
Bentley Brooks
Is it heroin?
Hudson Foster
The secret to immortality is not dying
Zachary Barnes
He quit drugs a long time ago. Your body recovers, it's not like you are damaged for life.
Most people his age are fat as shit. Dude is in pretty good shape actually.
Adrian Gutierrez
Ronnie Wood is even worse. He was still drinking hard liquor and doing 8 balls of coke just a few years ago.
Ozzy Osbourne, good lord. Incredible he's still alive. The stories about that guy are insane. He was basically in a constant state of drunkeness, all day, every day for many many years. He doesn't remember entire tours or albums he recorded. He doesn't even remember when some of his kids were born.
Bentley Clark
based and heroinpilled
Kevin Nguyen
>shirtless
>moderately in shape
>long hair
thats the secret for cheating death
Nolan Morris
anecdotally, it seems like heroin can sort of "pickle" you and slow down the aging process. a strange kind of stasis. you get ridiculously constipated. also, you never get sick.
Justin Morales
This, Ronnie looks so fucking bad compared to any of the rest of them.
Benjamin Taylor
Pray for Iggy
Benjamin Thompson
I FEEL ALRIGHT