Big Black what?

Big Black what?

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How am I supposed to ask for this at my local record store? The clerks are all women

big black songs

can't you read?

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>all women
I work at a record store. Our staff is like six dudes and one woman.

>”hey do you have Songs About Fucking, the Big Black album?”
It’s literally their job to help you find records

He doesn't want to say "big black" around them because he doesn't want to give them any ideas.

based

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start with "hey do you have anything by Rapeman?"
they'll be relieved once you say you're fine with Big Black too
Big Mac - Songs about munching

Big Mac - Apetizer
Grapeman - Two Fries and a Grape Soda

Chad user here, I found this record at a female only record shop and bought it infront of a 9/10 cutie and asked what she thought about this album.

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and what did she think
did she say it's good but Rapeman is the superior Albini project?

The girls at my local record store told me that rapeman is good, but Albini peaked with Run Nigger Rum

contrarian whores

One day I randomly bought this ween-chocolate and cheese and thriller without thinking and the women gave me a dirty look I laughed after

Just don't be a pussy and ask for it, cuck.

top kek

why does he have such long eye lashes?

The bottom teeth are much worse

>asking
>not spending hours in the place, browsing at your leisure
Plebeian.

Record stores alphabetize their stock you dummy. Go to the “B” section.

I'd much prefer some fresh bread and good cheese or roast beef.

god, i'm imagining a real life version of this guy and it's horrifying

wait, isn't that a woman? no adam's apple

of course it's a woman

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>ugly bastard

HORSE AND A CHERRY TREE

Rapeman behind her

Rapeman is actually named after a manga I believe