/metal/

melodeath sucks

James wrote most of the riffs

go listen to lil nigga black, you pencil neck faggot

Because we're white yuppie trust-fund pussies who channel our angst into autistic riffing and shouting

one of the most based dudes of metal tbqh.

The biggest metalhead I know is a successful out-going dude with a lot of charisma

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we're a bunch of betas with no outlet for anger other than this and cynical shitposting

>How come people who listen to metal are generally very sweet and kind people?
In my experience the majority of people who listen to metal are stupid assholes. But they listen to pleb shit metal and only like it because they think it makes them look tough or brings out their inner nigger.

What does his dick taste like

sardines

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I listen only Bathory, Celtic Frost, Darkthrone and other supreme riffmospheric acts and I thrive off making people feel unwelcome and uncomfortable. Because of this I have lost my friends and girlfriends and will probably die alone. It's worth it for the lone wolf LARP though

unironically based so long as the suicide is kvlt as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=hLiu6FOJHUU

crush flower metal

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Nice one mate

what are some good meal albums to play in car on road trips

any sabbat album

iron maiden

all of those bands except sabaton and manilla road are good

>can fugg top qt redhead
>choose Selena Gomez instead
Lars and James are faggots.

WORLD WAR III DRUMS GIVE TOTAL POUND
FEEL GUITAR SOUND
BULLDOZER BASS RAISES THE FEEL OF HATE
VOKILLER'S FATE
SPEED METAL ATTACK KILLS HERE TONIGHT
HEADBANGERS FIGHT
BANG THEIR HEADS TO THE LAST BREATH
THRASH TILL DEATH

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>this guy slaps your ass at the club and starts rapping WICKEEEEEED BOII WANNA GET DOWN WANNA GET DOWN
what do

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Do you think these qt nordmenn twinks fugg each other?

>us power metal
all of those except manilla road is cringe

euronymous was a fag commie who had a shit covered dildo in his drawer

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Varg was a repressed homo who could have made sweet love to Euron's anus but instead couldn't handle his desires and lashed out in a fit of homosexual confused rage

projecting

I SAID

>bump
youtube.com/watch?v=XhoWmmkcq3M

>generally very sweet and kind people
They're not though that's just self-fellatio attitude of The MetalHead Community(TM) and it can go fuck itself
If anything is true is only that most other musical fandoms are fucking dismally atrocious to a degree which boggles the mind. So yeah we're not the biggest cunts in the world, big woop for us

Post fake album covers

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But Kirk wrote some of the best.

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This was my go-to for a while.

Just taking the back roads home to my old house after work and throwing this on with nothing but the landscape around me. Was pretty comfy.

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>what they really mean
That's because it's good.

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>yuppie trust fund
I always thought of metal being more working and middle class, not upper class at all. Maybe it depends on what you listen to.

Which ones?

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Where I'm from there are metalheads from literally all across the socioeconomic spectrum, you can really see it at shows

Any Chicagofags going to this tonight? I am and wanna play "spot the mealfag"
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=NrjLV1LcWuM

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what is a socioeconomic spectrum

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thoughts on this? i love it desu

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it's about the best radiocore metal

youtube.com/watch?v=FX-VDMg5yfw
deathrash
spanish edition

>doom metal album
>YOO THIS IS LIKE BLACK SABBATH

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Listen to Nocturnus.

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The spectrum that goes from street mugging crackhead Thrash fan from the slums to the uncomfortable looking dude in the vintage Manilla Road shirt who had to park his mum's Cayenne like five blocks from the venue because he didn't even know this neighbourhood existed.

The bridge riff from Damage Inc is particularly high test.

aoty

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Nice bunch of unfounded trite cliches.

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KEK, BUDDY

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>we're yuppies
do you make at least 100000$ a year?

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>I listen only Bathory, Celtic Frost, Darkthrone and other supreme riffmospheric acts
Lol, basic bitch black metalers deserve the rope.

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canned or fresh?

Listen to better Nocturnus.

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>let me go in the /metal/ general and tell these basic bitch metallers how dumb they are, haha, they'll never understand true intellectual art like Deathspell Ofaggot and Fagheaven

>t. shartfag

t. rifflet

>betas
you wish

>Deathspell Ofaggot and Fagheaven
Take a breath and apply yourself next time son.

We get that you just discovered BM, but don't act like a total retard, OK?
Check out early Rotting Christ stuff instead of posting bs here, it's a lot more fun.

Passage to Arcturo is a classic mate, but tourists who think that BM has somehow improved since the foundational classics don't deserve to be treated seriously.

How do you improve something that was never good?

That's a retarded comment, you can't improve what is perfect but you can improve what isn't
>you can only polish shit so much
Right, but you can still polish it

by making it even worse

>Right, but you can still polish it
And it's still shit.

Top Ghoul metal?

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Thoughts on the band Knocked Loose? Keep seeing shit about them in my area and I can't get behind the vocals. Thoughts Anons?

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Are there any /metal/ approved youtubers out there?

>Oh boy, I can't wait to listen to the new mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dissonant, dread-inducing, atmospheric, thick and chunky, dark and eerie, filthy, bloodcurdling, skin-crawling, soul shaking and a nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every note, hardcore influenced, cavernous death metal album released on Dark Descent and 20 Buck Spin

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Hopping on this to ask if there's any /metal/ approved podcasters out there. I work in an office and have an Mp3 player.
I was recommended Toilet ov Hell recently, and I like their setup, but when they talk about shit like "keeping misogyny out of metal" or the "moral failings of As I Lay Dying signing to Nuclear Blast," I cringe too hard to continue. Moral/ideology/"the Metal Community" fags in metal are too much. Something like "here's the news, here's some history on x and x genre/scene, here's some songs"

Anybody hyped for this? I love the artwork.
youtu.be/cIht0MPZk9g

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/metal/: the official thread for the passive-aggressive

well obviously ghoul, imo they carry gwar flag with great pride

Andrea Boma Boccarusso

post dank memes
youtube.com/watch?v=60s1lUTI5Yg

I like this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=DNpXcfg2OsE

post yours
spotifystatistics.com/

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>Spotify

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(you)

>album rock
>autonomous black metal
>grim death metal
>danish/australian/birmingham/welsh metal
What the fuck are these

And that's a good thing!

You don't know welsh metal? Cringe.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9t9FF2L7Jw

You've never heard of album rock? It typically refers to 70s progressive rock, because you're supposed to listen to the whole album front to back. There's a more radio friendly varient called "AOR" or "Album-Oriented Rock"

Aren't album rock and AOR the same thing?

I've literally never heard the term, can't say I've paid much attention to 70s prog rock
Didn't know there were enough people who speak welsh for a metal band to sing in it. The crowd certainly looks Welsh

For all intents and purposes. When people say AOR though, they typically mean soft shit like Styx and Foreigner. Not King Crimson and Yes.

That's because AOR also refers to adult-oriented-rock

can someone explain this meme for me. Ive been seeing it for a long time an have never been able to figure out if it's an album or what

it's seven albums with covers like that, that's the joke
someone named most of them but i forgot what it is

Necrophagia is proto-Ghoul Metal

As opposed to what? Children-oriented rock?

Well idk really, but it means that sort of real high production value studio soft rock like Toto and Fleetwood Mac

half of them are unknown artist - unknown album

Metal is great stress and anger release. In contrasr, a lot of the peace n love preaching hippies n jesus freaks have the worst anger issues

obsessed

Yes. When AOR was used it was rock for boomers whereas the kids might have been more at home with Alien Ant Farm.

artwork is the best part about it sadly

>deathspell omega
imagine being this much of a faggot, why don't you expand your horizons more you stupid fucking incel boomer faggot.

Listen to dopethrone

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FORGED IN FIRE

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You're starting to get annoying.

I usually do :)

youtube.com/watch?v=376vk7aLA0E
WELCOME
TO MY LAIR

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>rock is usually oriented to teens and young adults, as opposed to 30yos
who would of ought?

>getting annoyed by anonymous strangers on a Botswanan peanut cracking forum
Laughing at your life friend.

Ted Nugent

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Dadrock redneck

these are godly

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>special royal permission
What?

>narrated by James Hetfield

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is this real?

imdb.com/title/tt5946552/?ref_=nm_flmg_tk_1
yes

How do I stop watching porn?

Have sex.
>Blasting youtube.com/watch?v=wYE95gqqPlg

Press the "stop" button.

Can’t sleep with a woman I am not committed to so not an option.

What are your top five genres besides metal? Obviously metal is #1 but what else do you listen to?
>post-punk / new wave
>psychedelic rock
>shoegaze
>synth-pop
>krautrock/progressive rock

Get married.

Quorthon

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God you're a faggot.

No I’m just conservative

That's what I said.

I'm conservative too, but fuck waiting for marriage. That's christian brainwashing shit.

Lol

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Get a load of this loser

>emo/screamo
>jungle
>gabber
>krautrock
>dadrock

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HIP
HOP
JUUUUGEND

HIP
HOP
JUUUUGEND

HIP
HOP
JUUUUGEND

HIP
HOP
JUUUUGEND

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>Power Electronics, Death Industrial, Noise
>Outlaw Country
>Crust, D-beat, Hardcore Punk
>Hip Hop
>Classic Rock

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People shit on it but its actually fucking great

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>being a cuckservative

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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>noisecore
>surfrock
>hardcore electro (gabber, speedcore, acid etc.)
>hardcore punk (d-beat, powerviolence, metalcore etc.)
>psyrock

I feel uncomfortable listening to an album that literally kills people, any safety precautions you'd recommend?

Infinitely more based than being a "woke" communist retard.

i love toxic holocaust but this track is ass
the singer's voice sounds like shit, in the bad way
also the guitar doesnt really sound like it lines up with the drum track the best

Lads this acoustic part is annoying as fuck

vocaroo.com/i/s0ciJq9UJMZf

Communism is the future and we’re winning, this is the Soviet Union’s legacy.

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>pokolgep
I hear good things about these dudes, apparently they’re legendary in Hungary

>not realizing there's a middle ground

Conservatives are known retards, you should stop wasting your time explaining basic things to them

lol being this delusional

Yeah, they're one of those bands that are very popular in their home country and unheard of basically anywhere else.

Some user posted this a few days ago and I love this shit

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le ballsack logo sad frenchman band with 10 minute piano outro lol good shit

Yeah man I like it, sorry it doesn't fit your tastes
>le go fuck yourself stupid shitposter

Not easy when the left thinks anybody right of Mao is literally a nazi.

end? Thing I'm neither. B^)

Speak english paco

No one ecxept a few loud idiots on the internet actually thinks that. Stop living in your imaginary world.

Give me some glam to listen to

>the correct path lies somewhere between gulags/starvation and having a healthy family/society
>t. tim pool

youtube.com/watch?v=bI74tyUefY4

Twisted Sister and Metallica

HEY

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>conservatism
>having a healthy family/society
name one conservative country that isn't a shithole

Pantera

>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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name one country regardless of ideologies that are not shitholes?

at least we fuck when given the opportunity you enormous faggot

Switzerland.

aren't they pretty conservative?

All of the Scandinavian countries

No.

you think everyone thinks like that because one person said that

pretty shitty

>stop living in a fantasy world
>also we need to do something about cow farts causing climate change

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Ok retard

i live in one of the nordic countries so i know, maybe the most retarded one (politically) too.

>poses as le based conservative on the internet
>literally too weak to stop watching porn
shut your fucking mouth and kill yourself, you useless faggot, walking dumpster fire of a human being.

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I feel like this would be a low-budget Baroness copycat

Does someone has the chad war all meme

I assume Sweden?
Because Norway, Denmark, and Iceland rank as the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th happiest nations on Earth as of 2018

>cover has satanic beast and also tiddys
well, guess it's worth checking out....

you assume correct, i hope norway, denmark or finland declare war on us soon and annex the shit out of us for our own good.

>hahahaha cow farts lol! climate change isn't real because le based trump said so! we know better than the scientists!

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tried this app a couple times, and the distribution chart and timeline are just blank boxes. Ah well.

>ambient
>classical (mostly chamber stuff)
>dreampop / shoegaze
>house/trance
>neofolk

find a flaw

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WASP, Dokken, Stryper, Skid Row, Warrant (unironically)

1918 THE GREAT WAR RAGES ON

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Tried my best but couldn't, sorry.
I did find the second best riff ever though, in the mid-section of Carrion, god fucking damn

based

sabaton, twilight force and gloryhammer are actually good

alestorm is shit tho

A BATTALION IS LOST IN THE ARGONNE

ULTRAKEK

I PLAY WITH GOD
THE GAME HE ALWAYS LOSES
I PLAY WITH JESUS
THE GAME HE CAN NEVER WIN

>sabaton, twilight force and gloryhammer are actually good

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THROUGH MANS EXISTENCE

UNDER FIRE THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN DO

bros, i cant take it anymore

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he's right you know . jay peg

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL !
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN !

yeah i can't stand Leviathan either, what a shit band

THERE’S NO WAY THEY CAN GET A MESSAGE THROUGH

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THE SKY AND A PLANE, THIS MAN COMMANDS HIS DOMAIN
THE WESTERN FRONT AND ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA

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This is now a Sabaton thread

i'm blasting pizza thrash and no one can stop me

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go on, then
what's the nest riff ever?

>tfw no quorthon bf

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Smoke on the water

Power Trip is the only thrash I give a fuck about, and I'm perfectly at peace with that.

Power Trip is fucking great though

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youtube.com/watch?v=pFg0hjCnxGI

IMPERIAL FORCE DEFIED
FACING 500 SAMURAI

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Kirk didn’t do shit. He’s only in the band because Lars’ ego can only handle one good musician and it’s James.

Sóybaton sucks

Give it to em' Buckethead WABLEWABLE

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If songs about the most manly men in history are sóy then the world is fucked.

the world IS fucked, you ingenuous fag.

it's not the themes, but the music

The songs are cringe and gay so it doesn't matter how manly the subject matter is

Thanks to the other user listening to Power Trip

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>cringe and gay

what are you in middle school ?

No because I don't listen to Sabaton

local bois

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Every few days some tourist gets upset because people who actually listen to metal don't like sabbaton.

>not in middle school because i dont listen to sabaton
>listening to sabaton is conditional for attending middle school
weird sort of comeback logic there, but alright

Every few days some cuck gets upset because people who actually listen to metal also like sabbaton

cuckbaby poophead

you have genius counter arguments totally unpredictable

Power Trip sucks.

SOIBOIS BTFO #roasted #savage

it's one b faggot like sabaton

I’m not sure where you live because everyone I know likes Sabaton

headed out for now
see you boiz for more shit-flinging later

Will Metal become the next big "Critic" genre in the 2020's, as Hip-Hop was in the 2010's?.

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that's because you know only normalfags

Damn, Sabaton must be for faggots then

Has that ghoul fag returned to post his new shitty music yet? By the way sabaton is shit euroPM. Pathfinder is way better and far more glorious

I've heard him and the guy from Where The Light Dies are working on a new project that will be the next big thing in extreme metal

Panzerfaust is the best Darkthrone album.

>almost september
>not a single good album
is metal finished??

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Yeah being a real man is faggotry now! Sit on your ass and do nothing but eat!

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Yes, but I will save it

Who's more pathetic?
Jannies or the M-A admin who keeps updating Sloth's page?

fucking love blazon stone
seriously though post new shit please my library is lacking

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Iirc he said he was working on something in January and he's never posted since then.

>Yeah being a real man is faggotry now!
No, but glorifying it is, no real man would do such a thing.

Desecresy
Tomb mold
Darkthrone
Infamous

Check yourself

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How do I get a bf like this? But unironically

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War used to be glorious but people made it for just killing now instead of settling disputes, there is no honour anymore.

Nocturnus AD
Krypts
Detherous
Sadistic Ritual
Inculter
Andavald
Encoffination
Asphodelus
God Disease
Vehemence
Funeral Presence

cheers
also forgot i need to listen to the new ares kingdom

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yeah it's finished

War was never glorious, only for larping wimps like yourself. Ask anyone who have been in actual war if they think it was glorious. And death is a consequence of war.

Anyone know the band All Hell? They play gnarly first wave style black metal

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WwNmMsJgZ9I

What do you even like?

Again war used to be glorious back before the 20th century but when people decided to make death machines it changed

celtic frost

ok tourist

Killers is the worst 80s Maiden
Powerslave > Somewhere in Time >
Piece of Mind > S/T = The Number of the Beast > Seventh Son of a Seventh Son > Killers
>inb4 S/T is best
no it isn't, clean your ears

Fuck off boomer, Iron Maiden is shitty arena rock

@89718966
delete that

Anything with Dianno honestly sucks.

No not really, you listening to Sabbaton has made your brain rot.
>People loved getting chopped into pieces in the most horrific ways possible because it was glorious.

calm down james

eat an avocado toast and go stream fortnite
S/T was ok, don't think DiAnno made it worse. but Killers sounds closer to glam and it sucks

I just wish they’d rerecord both with dickinson

I wish they would put it on YouTibe

What’s the opinion on this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAWlVS0sJoI

>melodeath can't be bruta-

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they were better as Appalling Spawn

sounds pretty good, the cover made me expect something totally different though

melodeath fucking sucks

power metal fucking sucks

My sides

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youtube.com/watch?v=J2x2JHzLV6U

wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=ITEDtx6qFDE
and wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=pZznRuOKQqQ

he is wrong but you are not proving him to be

lol you just proved his point

post your good melodeath and power metal then

What were you expecting?

gothic/doom metal or something like that

If you're a dude you're out of luck, afaik bm nazi larpers are relatively homophobic
Otherwise just go to your local Taake show

Did you actually listen to those songs?

no need, heard 'em both before, even seen both live against my will.

Riffs now

New

youtube.com/watch?v=KZ7XLcagmmU

Going through a Suomi-Death phase and it's been great so far.

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hey guys, I made a demo
therabata.bandcamp.com/album/extra-deum

Coal Chamber