/metal/

No matter what the op says it's always osdm edition

Show no mercy by slayer is glam metal.

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man you are absolutely based, but could you slow down with this, as much as i love dopethrone it should be enjoyed in moderation lest you get burned out on it.

And that's a good thing!

>Listen to Nocturnus.

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LOL it's Lisa with MR burns FACE!

And Bolt Thrower is eurodance.

Absolutely not complaining
Have some new wave of caverncore
ossuary-death.bandcamp.com/

good thing glam is based

Please stop recommending this, it’s fucking terrible

>good thing glam is based
Only NPC cumbrains enjoy glam

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but muh uninspired burnt-out sabbath worship

I do that rather well... Don't you think?

Listen to Powerwolf.

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One of the best slam intros ever

youtube.com/watch?v=OzvasAJIHb4

Chad punch hours

No, they’re a poor man’s sabaton

Listen to me. I'm the AOTY god damn it.

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no

Not at all

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nah not really.

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Sorry, wrong image

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6/10 at best

inspired original sabbath worship is first Cathedral albums

No you're not.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WS6ynNHCWpU
Heavy metal fag in the house.
This is france's best metal. Prove me wrong.
>Pro-tip: you can't.

never made it as a wise man

Try again.

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who are a rich man's sabaton then

these

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destroyed him.

is this a horse

you don't know what a sabaton is, do you?

think again, kiddo
youtube.com/watch?v=eA0eSHxE_x8

I know only SABAT

debatable but I like Nocturnus more
wow, another epic mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dissonant, dread-inducing, atmospheric, thick and chunky, dark and eerie, filthy, hardcore influenced, cavernous death metal album released on 20 Buck Spin
yikes

I thought I would at least see some sortilége. I Pity the fool... That is some garbage modern sound you call "metal"

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crush flower metal

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gojiras shit but
cringe

>gojiras shit
nope

THUNDER STTEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEELLLLLLLLL
THUNDERSTEEL

youtube.com/watch?v=NsEbJGsa6hQ
TRUE power metal

THE H NEVER FUCKING DIED BROTHEEEEEEER!!!!!

PERRO
CACAR

youtu.be/GTyMhv7MCCs

more like this?

how is this one?

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listen to the masters of the genre
youtube.com/watch?v=xsU39voYIsY

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new thread:

Proto ghoul metal

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Who is the stupid nigger making multiple generals?
You're gonna get all of them shitcanned dumbass

thats the old thread.

what is some proto-average metal

iron maiden's discography

How do you know?

Iron Maiden is proto-kickass metal
youtube.com/watch?v=xPV4jlOlWjA

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cxPcVt5a1rw

lurk moar
How is Iron Maiden PROTO METAL?
Jesus fuck what kind of zoomers hang around in these threads? I bet you're not even drinking a beer right now goddamn it

>not being a straight edge boomer

This meme is getting old, but old Sepultura is always great.

I'm only 3 and I was born in a wrong generation

>lork moer

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any smegma metal fans in? haven't washed my cock in about 4 days myself.

Just saw these guys and I thought they were solid. The vocalist is a female and she can rip

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLi_QOS35i0

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baby numbers

AS YOU PERISH
I SHALL LIVE

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I prefer toejam metal

>not maining water bear
literally unbeatable

It's either late afternoon, night or early morning of saturday for us western anons. Those are the right moments to open a cold one.

Unless you're fighting polar bear on its terrain

> late afternoon, or friday night
fix'd

taaaa daaaaa taaa daaa daaa
tadadadadada taaa daaa daaa

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Based

Have a (You) fellow Ghoul Metal aficionado

Is there anything even remotely as good as PANZERFAUST?

Just listen to Celtic Frost and Hellhammer

Nah kid

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WHAT ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTING/DRINKING

smirnoff ice, its all I got

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Into The Pandemonium is hilarious trash.

>rotting christ
Elder god tier taste

embarrassing

Total Death is better

Blasting some Visigoth. Drinking arguably the worst beer possible from my country

What country?

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Seeing some band called claustrofobia live and drinking root beer

Better than Panzerfaust
youtube.com/watch?v=2U_aeUywUFQ

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Brazil.
I said arguably as I really enjoy this one. It's way better than the other shitty-tier beers we got.

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based
I prefer bang's myself

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you live in indianapolis then

Well, I never cared much for Claustrofobia. Way too groovy for my taste. But they're a hit here in Brazil.

Mantar - Funeral
Cherryade

Yep. So far they’re pretty decent I like groovy stuff though

fun stuff

Have fun. Get off of Yea Forums and go have a brewski and listen to master as well!
Enjoy your night

I thought everyone in brazil drinks martini while perpetually being in conga line

Thanks brazilian bro

I'm blasting mighty farts.

Guess beer is the comfort drink in every country after all. I am just spending the night with the lady and chillin while listening to some metal. The conga thing happens every second friday of the month... we usually gather in communities and dance around a fire and drink martinis while we wait for the sacrifice for pelé and the other soccer gods

>The conga thing happens every second friday of the month... we usually gather in communities and dance around a fire and drink martinis while we wait for the sacrifice for pelé and the other soccer gods
I knew it... I knew it.

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It's not around in the news but it's basically a second religion here.

I learned about the world from the simpsons, and they never let me down.

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>SUUUFFFEER THAN YOU DIE!

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>bang's

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funny how king gizzard is the most non-meme release here. Perhaps first you should listen to albums before talking about them

Nocturnus and Infernal Conjuracíon are not memes you dumb tourist fuck

Infernal Conjuration put out one of the best OSDM albums this decade

I wasn't talking about them

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god I hope this is real

dios mios...

I know the guy who owns that vest irl. Total fuckstain.

Where at?

Is anyone here able to vouch for the quality of the new Nocturnus album's vinyl?

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yeah it's good

It's perfect imo. Haven't had any problems.

What?

Like where is the dude from

>paradox
really makes you think

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Queensland, Australia.

Slam is juvenile, generic garbage that could only satisfy the most braindead of troglodytes... and I fucking love it.

The only slam band and it’s highly debatable if they are slam is dying fetus.

>progressive slam

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is this the best Anthrax song? youtu.be/U7qs40KJBMM

Try Human Parasite.

It's pretty easy to find decent slam because of the one youtube channel but once you've heard one of them you've literally heard all of them. None of these guys do anything to stand out they just play the same thing.

Actually it's Within Destruction

youtube.com/watch?v=eKQmn87Sa9I

My favorite is be all end all

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=tQV98-UPIWk

I fucked up, I meant to say the only one I like

youtube.com/watch?v=R6WKOZGWh2g

*blocks your path*

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kek...

That's from 2018 my friend

Caught in a Mosh

Really feeling good about Evil Invaders

About the band Evil Invaders

Do you live in Sweden or why did you feel the need to clarify that?

Who is your favourite user?

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The ones that don't dm you when you're not sharing

>my album is shared by 7 users on slsk, one is flac
Aint even mad

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It looks like you're not sharing any files. Please share something before downloading anything from my own shares. Thanks.

>not using public trackers and immediately deleting the torrent after its completion

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>about to put my dick in my girlfriend
metal for this feel?

About to turn 25 years old, still a virgin. FUCK

Metal isn't what you need right now son, set the mood right
youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s

It's about time you accepted that and stopped giving a fuck about sex, user.

One word: Sammath.

Time to transition.

You DO put recommended metal albums in your slsk user info, right user? Don't you want to share sick riffs with people?

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How?

youtube.com/watch?v=_e9FbnyLldQ

this user knows what's good

>downloading torrents
>not just copying magnet links
>he actually downloads torrent files

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Listen to this album.

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Death's drummer took a vow of voluntary celibacy and didn't break it until he was well into 30's.

Kyle MacLachlan, stop showing your fucked up hands

this cover fucking oozes fucking eighties.

>implying that wasn't the implication

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>1990
uh-oh!

Master was pretty good live, drummer busted his drum head.

>immediately deleting the torrent
>when there's literally nothing to delete

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for me, it's Madhouse

90s didn't start until 1992.

it was the swan song of 80s thrash metal cover art

He took the vow after being given head by Chuck, it was so good he swore his dick would never touch any other human being because it would be disrespectful and just wouldn't feel as good.

who's Chuck?

AIDS personified.

honestly Spread the Disease is their most fun album, I don't know why Among the Living is praised over it

no, seriously.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Christy

>download albums on slsk
>"It looks like you're not sharing any files. Please share something before downloading anything from my own shares. Thanks."
>never share anything

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I chuckled.

Go gay.

Ahh why the fuck is the tc electronic eyemaster out of stock everywhere I can't even find it used

>implying it's easier to find a partner if you're gay

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How are you guys living in a post-dark-world.ru world?
I can't imagine how I'd ever replace obscure shit if my HDD failed

It's easier to have causal sex.

you haven't even reached more obscure places.

Maybe not a long term partner. But the gays cut the shit and get down to business.

Not really. It depends on your personality, not on sexual preferences.

agreed

>knowing what year it is

Fag here, it's definitely far easier to find a one night stand, the thing is though it's mostly gross ass pozzed looking fuglies and creepy middle aged dudes
Having any kind of standards is gonna put you right back at straight tier difficulty, and if you want a committed relationship, lmao enjoy being single for decades cause most gays are filthy promiscuous whores

>knowing what century it is

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For me it's Sabotage, the best Black Sabbath album.

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>ywn have a cubby qt gf to cuddle with as you blast 1st wave
why even fucking live

>3 good songs

you clearly haven't had one night stands that are straight. It's the same nasty shit.

Am I Going Insane, Megalomania, The Writ

sure thing friend, i got slam recs for everything
youtube.com/watch?v=XfHdwxP3reM
youtube.com/watch?v=fVH6-bRgO4s
youtube.com/watch?v=P6tHWFWVYyE
youtube.com/watch?v=y6ISbKMj3Zg

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>he buys stompboxes
dude get a digital fx rack unit

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I sneedled

Is anyone familiar with the band psykotribe? I saw them and their sound is pretty good

m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLi_QOS35i0

some people's dreams are other people's nightmares

B-boys......

metalinjection.net/latest-news/rumors/rumor-a-new-necrophagist-record-is-done-according-to-muhammed-suicmez/amp

I was just thinking the other day about how we didn't have enough boring techwank albums

It's actually a Necrophagist/Lykathea Aflame collab

youtube.com/watch?v=otuVawEShi4
wot'es goin on'ere mate?

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youtube.com/watch?v=8w1OM4Cg0qE

FUCK

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>not mentioning Symptom of the universe
it's arguably the best Sabbath song

I'm glad I never went to this

youtube.com/watch?v=XGYGpFD9Pn8&list=PLEfn8qMSGQa9-Hh0Chro7kLA89WKEaCPV

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I went once for Gwar and Alestorm.

Best Xentrix album. Not heard the new one yet because I was underwhelmed by their performance supporting Lawnmower Deth at Christmas time.

Just fucked my girlfriend. Metal for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=d6ESUWfCzzY
What did GWAR mean by this?

>Best Xentrix album
There's no competition.

This is also very good m8

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kiss your dad

It's ok, but For Whose Advantage is waaaaaaaaaaay better.

youtu.be/3aJfIoANwFA

zombie metal > ghoul metal
youtube.com/watch?v=xTY0kFFqhk4

Is it weird to anyone that Exodus, who were the contemporaries of Metallica in the SF scene circa 82, didn't get their record released until 85 and have never had the level of success that even Anthrax had?

Did Kirk Hammett just completely fuck them by leaving or what?

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eh who cares, both bands are not as good as brutal thrash bands

>brutal thrash
it's called ghoul thrash, sweatie

>it's called ghoul thrash, sweatie

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If this is just Deathrash I'm going to be kinda pissed

This. Definitely my favorite

zombie metal IS ghoul metal dumbass, it's just what they called it in the US scene at the time

but my monster manual autism

Any recs for someone who misses the blackwater park era of Opeth? Something that gives that gothic feel.

Any beholder metal?

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youtube.com/watch?v=9khPAvv921c

and this

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more like Rainbow/Thin Lizzy tho

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that good depressing shit

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>dad watching nigger capeshit in the other room full volume
give me something loud and thrashy to block it out while I jack off

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youtube.com/watch?v=nrkV8GWAGYE
load as fuck and kind of thrashy, at least attitude-wise, though a bit more death metal musically, also really angry and blocks things out well. Just try not to beat your dick into oblivion

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>jacking off to metal

WE ARE DAMNED IN THE NIGHT
SANCTIFIED BY DYNAMITE

>he doesn't jack fof to technical deathrash so he can pound it to the weird polyrhythms and odd time signatures
user, i...

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Stop being depressed and lazy

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nigger how the fuck am I gonna have a girlfriend and take her places when I don't even have a car yet

Well that requires being employed
Remember to give the manager a firm handjob and spit in his eye

only doom is real

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>make 15 bucks an hour
>live in commiefornia so it's not worth shit
wew lad

>not going to community college and majoring in liberal arts
this only works if you're not white

>if you're not white
fucc

>Californians
>white

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something like 90% of my family came from Germany in the 1800's, most did industrial jobs and mining, but a couple came later just before/during ww2 and fucked up everything by being JW's. Coincidentally though I'm pretty sure Great Grampa on my Mom's maternal side was a luftwaffe fighter, she found a pic of him in the uniform with the armband and everything a couple years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=IXsOJsXpDcE
based
now get a job, buy a car, find an aryan princess and have huwhite babies

>aryan princess
Is this code for "Starbucks-sipping Instagram thot"?

get a room

I mean that is most white girls nowadays but I'd rather have that then some negress with a reeking vagina that's always hooting and hollering and getting kicked out of places for stealing and acting like a nigger in general

Honestly would share some albums if they didn't already have a gorillion people already uploading them in pretty much every format the average joe cares about

I live in eastern KY and that is virtually all the women here. Toothless inbred pillhead with pink pajama bottoms and a torn-to-shit Hollister shirt from 20 years ago getting kicked out of a Dollar General for smuggling bologna in her pockets.

Surprised WotC didn't sue them for defiling Gygax's name

they're both chaotic evil undead in the end user

What's with this shitty 80's retro artwork being used on every album cover nowadays? This, DragonForce and the new Toxic Holocaust.

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'cause Pizza Thrash is all about how ebig and cool and esthetick the 80's were with bands liek Exodus and Metallica

skeletoncore anyone?

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I wasn't aware pizza thrash came flavored in black/speed/punk.

look at that logo and tell me it isn't. Toxic Holocaust is literally just blackened Municipal Waste

>blackened pizza

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>pizza thrash with toppings
What's the pineapple pizza of pizza thrash?

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I ain't telling you shit, I think you're a dumb ass. Anyone who have immersed themselves in metal music for more than a week could tell you it's an obvious homage to Sarcofago's log.

why are the guitars on this album so fucking quiet
the riffs are so good but i can hardly hear them with that watery thin production is there a remastered version or a fan mix or something

King Jizzard.

That blackened crust.

>le 80's band homage
>heavily punk inspired riffs
>splits with Municipal Waste, Inespy, and Bludwulf
>relies heavily on 80's neon biohazard aesthetic
you'd have to be literally retarded to not realize that Toxic Holocaust is pizza, user

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>speed pizza

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Drinking 2 different Oktoberfests
Listening to the Ossuary demo
youtube.com/watch?v=-g4JJcGzMmQ&t=119s

I think my friends played warped one year. May have been the last year before they cancelled all Ventura shows.

About to turn 30 years old, still a virgin. I had a few opportunities, wasn't ready, but I am now. Been texting a short-haired qt for the past month. Cautiously optimistic.

this pic related and black Americano

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shoot. guess I have to rename my bedroom bm project.

FUUUUUUUNEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

FOG!

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>palm muting
>tremolo picking

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>Yes, I do shitpost on /metal/, how could you tell?

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>desolate shrine
kinda like your dick, huh

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kick drum sounds a bit clicky, but holy shit these RIFFS

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Great shit on here! Not radio friendly which is great!

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Krisiun!

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I posted this for Hannes Grossman but everything else is awesome too

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Best melodic death metal band

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The great minds of modern times
Carl Sagan to Bill Nye
Dedicate their life, aspire
To opening our eyes
Emphasize, globalize
Accepting information
Plotting out our futures
And solving our creation

All hail knowledge
All hail science
All hail knowledge
All hail science

NEW

only 20 posts early you mong

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better than usual i guess

It's worse than usual retard. The usual is after the thread passes 300 posts

last thread was worse, check it out dumbass.

>Pantera
Sweaty....

i wish it was psych thrash... hardly any psych in the album