/metal/

metal equivalent of pic?

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it's not but i consider it a 10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=JvVnsN4Plpc
deathrash
modern edition

Listen to dopethrone

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Listen to actual metal.

So, do we like Yngwie?

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Jungle Rot

>What is The Wake

Fellas, let's be honest here.
It's a 7/10 at best

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*do yngwe like Yngwie

Voivod sucks

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It’s unironically the best extreme metal album ever created

Everything you like sucks

WE ONLY WANT TO ABUSE YOU
HANG
YOU UPSIDE DOWN
YOU LAUGH BUT YOU ARE THE
CLOOOOOOOOWWWWN

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Fella, let's be honest here. It's a 10/10 at worst.

yep, iron maiden, manilla road the list goes on and on..

excellent, thanks

What's the verdict on new (and based) Alcest?
youtu.be/Tn7wvu8R4Wk

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cool memes you got here fella I see you're an old fag

Fellas lets be honest if you haven't kissed your dad, don't judge it until you have tried it.

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is that jeb?

Does anyone like Volbeat?

what's that prog metal band that looks like manilla road but is not manilla road

Fates warning, queensryche, crimson glory?

no. his power wank stopped being impressive in mid 80s. if I want wank I'd rather listen to tech death

I remember their video shot in some castle ruins

Blasphemy.
Repent!

your mom is 7/10 at best

youtube.com/watch?v=3FsBB2unvqI

My dad is dead

Why does he hate metal?

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Listen to volbeat, it will feel like your dad putting a pillow sheet over your head and farting on you in the face.

he admired acts like Motorhead and Metallica though. He's just afraid of "evil music", that's why he avoided sex pistols in the late 70s and thought they were a real menace

cuz he's a poser and should be sacrificed and thrown into hell.

obvious. he's literally an SJW faggot who says "ugh this is too white" and hates everything from Elvis to hard rock. he gave smaller rating to Metallica because basically "too masculine".

GLAANCE INTO THE BLACKNESS
HIIDDEN BENEATH YOUR SURFACE

power metal is based

too intelligent

I HAVE AN ITCH ONLY SLAM CAN SCRATCH
POST SOME
youtube.com/watch?v=Em9EyhSrlFo

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>he's literally an SJW faggot who says "ugh this is too white" and hates everything from Elvis to hard rock.
this is bullshite though
you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. His highly sarcastic pop review style has nothing to do with what you're describing.

queersryche is buttrock not prog metal

The band still sounds like I'm biting my pillow and fucking my ass with a dildo.

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who

yep, it sucks my fat dick. That's why I like it, see?

Fuck off underage, queensryche is good

Is Knights of Cydonia prog metal?

>fucking my ass with a dildo.
>not a fresh, green cucumber

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Wow look how important I am jpg.

youtube.com/watch?v=bigHOaIm-W4

youtube.com/watch?v=mZR1KJka9S8

He can be a damn good writer though.

Fresh cucumbers smell and taste nice.

my dad is Satan.

really, faggot? do YOU actually know what you're talking about?
he also discouraged some black artists after they stopped being anti-white people for everything IIRC. not to say he plain said he doesn't like rock music. go jerk him more nigger

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Virgin Steele? Cloven Hoof? Neither are prog but I don't listen to prog and neither should you

thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=m_HL68z-uLs

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Would you fuck Baphomet /metal/?

Of course. Bring forth... the demon bitch!

>really, faggot?
Yep. Really. Now calm down, you're seeing things that are not there.

also btw that fag gave ITCOTCK a D+. if you take that literal nigger seriously i feel sad for you

pretty good

Labels
pathologicallyexplicit.bandcamp.com
gorehouseproductions.bandcamp.com/album/cerebral-chronicles
Slam that's not coreshit
inhumaneexistence.bandcamp.com/album/pierced-and-confined-ep
ophiocordyceps.bandcamp.com/album/delusional-infestation-of-mutated-pathogens
Russiancore
traumatomy.bandcamp.com/album/monolith-of-absolute-suffering
cranialosteotomyofficial.bandcamp.com/
Guttural Secrete has a new single
gutturalsecrete.bandcamp.com

>that fag gave ITCOTCK a D+
based

dude weed lmao

that's what I remember, heavy metal he-man haircut guys in a castle, and some proggy heavy metal with changing time signatures playing

youtube.com/watch?v=g3Hm3ZpmC1k

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only death is real

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you can say what you will but D+? I don't even care about it much but that album is at the very least 7/10, especially for its time.
that fag simply gave EVERY black artist inflated ratings and put his personal politics above everything else. people who treat him as god are ultimate retards

HIP

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so fucking epic xD

>that fag simply gave EVERY black artist inflated ratings and put his personal politics above everything else.
Never happened.

"One copy of Hail Metal Destroy Faggotry on Compact Disc please."

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blasphemy sucks too

jk
Does he also hate prog or something?

What's the name of the CF song "LIFESTYLE" is from?

nice denial. go to Yea Forums archive and search "christgau". he jerked all black artists except for rare exceptions.

hot

hail blasphemy

Hip hop jugend obviously

i like to listen to lacuna coil and imagine being a vampire

HEAVY METAL BREAKDOWN
HEAVY METAL BREAKDOWN

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sounds heavy for the late alcest, I thought they were going to stick to their mellow shoegaze sound
but sounds good nonetheless

Ah, I never listened beyond the first 20 seconds.

why do you care so much about some irrelevant hipster boomer's gay opinions

>nice denial
A good description of your life.

he's not irrelevant and not "some".

HHJ is great but the real highlight is Get Wicked
"wanna git down wanna git down"

ok sperg, keeping pissing your pants every time someone gives something you like a small number

Does he have a single review that is not just memeing?

But I am still flesh..
AND WILL NOT SERVE YOU VAMPIRE FOOLS
youtube.com/watch?v=1TbArXpg_sk

Anyone else waiting for the new Exhorder release?
I know those rednecks won't let me down, seeing them in october too.

robertchristgau.com/get_artist.php?name=motorhead

Soi overdose

metal for when I miss her?

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Def Leppard

well you posted a crying mexican so
The Chasm

that cover is 10/10 alone.

tfw good metal thread is derailed by christgau

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best OSDM album

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>this is what they call a "good metal thread" in 2019

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sorry, wrong image

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*ahem*
FUCK METALLICA

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post em

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based lol
listen to goat semen

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based

unpopular but unavoidable truth: Almost all metal sounded bad before the era of digital studios in the 90s.

>this is what they call a "good sneed thread" in 2019

fuck im so angry, grrrr

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And that's a good thing

because i was asked a question by you imbecile
I couldn't care less about Christgau's opinions, but Yea Forumstards like you keep jerking him every time they can

Sneed Feed Seed XD
mom look at me im postin memes about those old cartoons you and dad like to watch

>sounding bad
>a bad thing
soi

Anal Vomit > Sacrofago

>muh simpsons

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baby rage

ok kid

What the fuck was that I had no idea he was that shit these days, what happened? Drugs?

UGH

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>imbecile
fucking nerd

see

Does Muse count as prog metal? I need to know if it’s ok to listen to.

what does /metal/ think about this album? i thought it was pretty kino.

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only Celtic Frost is ok to listen to

>Does Muse count as prog metal?
no
>I need to know if it’s ok to listen to.
go back to Yea Forums with this faggotry

So is Christgau to Yea Forums what Ebert is to Yea Forums?

and Darkthrone

based

I wish I could punch you in the face so you look like the album cover your fucking nerd

List of bands that are ok to listen to:
-Celtic Frost
-Darkthrone
-Morbid Angel
-Some Finndeath demos
-That's it

I don't know much about Ebert. Christgau is just biased, gatekeeping sjw faggot who always pushed his agenda and overrated black music.

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What's wrong with sabaton?

bad as in "shit", not bad as in "artistically inventive". They couldn't afford being artistically inventive sound-wise because they were dependent on larger, expensive analog studios and recording professionals, unless they were the biggest metal acts, but even then they seldom had an opportunity to alter their sound as they please. People here like to praise old acts from the early 80's who in reality were little better than slaves to the recording industry.
Norwegian metal was artistically inventive in the realm of its sound exactly because it was in the 90s, because it was created by amateurs experimenting with new tools that provided them with necessary freedom, and because smaller, more affordable digital studios appeared everywhere.

Listen to Nocturnus.
youtube.com/watch?v=uGg11znHPA8

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wat? retarded?

sorry I don't like glam rock.

cringe

Is there any metal so impossibly heavy nobody likes it?

tranny detected

>crong
eat a dick, with your celtic frostflakes

plenty of people pretend to like straight up noise so probably not

I like it but no one else seems too

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Yep, it's your mom.

I like it, it's p good

Apator

your mom

find a flaw

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Listen to Nocturnus!

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it wasn't thrown away at the end of recording

they're soi. they have ok thrashy parts but their war lyrics are cringe and power parts are cringe too

Listen to Nocturnus

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do you jerk off to your collection of these guys? Because you are fucking disturbing, I won't let you sit near me in a bus.

i cant

Is this album prog metal kino?

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I thought it was recorded in the woods, but it wasn't.

looks like mommy shit I would buy at target

It’s actually a pretty decent album overall considering how mainstream it is

youtube.com/watch?v=H68NPoJiexc

Anyone have any info on this?

>do you jerk off to your collection of these guys? Because you are fucking disturbing, I won't let you sit near me in a bus.

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holy shit what garbage.

hail Odin sire

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it hurts my ears and then i can't hear it over the ringing

it's prog metal Oasis
as you were
LGx

youtube.com/watch?v=h1GgyqJNK5U

based ingested

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Seeing Master tonight. What am I in for?

>that high pitched voice part kicks in
my goddamn sides

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Best-Buy Death Strike

it's black metal

why the fuck do bands do this, the first version of this song from their first shit was way better youtube.com/watch?v=1Q1lO2DwRJ8

Wait... those albums aren't swedish!

Let's make babies together.

good

>swedeath

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compared to florideath it is

what is some essential buttmetal? aside from shit like five finger death punch?

It's fucking perfect.

There's remaster existing. It's actually quite good. It still has the organic and raw sound, while it doesn't rape your ears.

Cuck.

this is fucking heavy for an Alcest song, at least until the vocals

hey leave five finger death punch out of this
essential buttmetal are bands like pantera, metallica, death etc.

What is some essential ghoul metal? Aside from shit like Altars of Madness?

>Altars of Madness
never heard of this band

>Cuck.
cuck metal is also a good descriptor, yes

youtube.com/watch?v=fswwNARVCLc
what's this type of metal called?

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tourist

your favourite band

Literally Ghoul

why do i always mistake five finger death punch for austrian death machine

Just in case you're not being ironic, Ghoul isn't ghoul metal.

it's called post-hardcore

gnarly metal

Because they are trash

>why do i always mistake five finger death punch for austrian death machine

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Is there a difference between ghoul metal and ghost metal?

Total Brutal is the release of the decade

imagine unironically liking five finger death punch

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find a flaw

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>want to see random drummers on twitch play some metal songs
>all of them have "no metal please" on their bio thingy
>they just play 4/4 rock all day long

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Did you impregnate her? I want to do that to someone. Nice and hot that you put a big load deep in her.

True Essential Ghoul Metal are bands such as Ghoulhammer, Ghoulrapist, Ghoulmaster Of Ghouls, Ghoul 666, Bloody Ghoulcock, Ghoul's Asshole and Ghoul. You can listen to Morbid Angel if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Ghoul Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Ghoul Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Undead Ghoulmen who do not care about people like you dampers.

Ghoul Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Ghoulism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Czernobogic Dirlewangerism, on a personal level automatic fellatioism, collective level Hitleric Communism. Without an understanding of the theoretical autofellatio, it is useless to dream of understanding the Ghoulic worldview. None of you can understand Ghoulism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Ghoulism, so why even you dream about it. Ghoulism and Ghoul Metal are for the elite. For real ghoulmen.

What is some essential slightly below average metal?

Kataklysm is my favorite bad metal band

Mmmm tasty pasta

Listen to the AOTY.

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unpopular opinion, Maniac was the best Mayhem vocalist.

cant handle the blasts

wacky sound effects poser shit

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all swedeath

I wish Csihar would’ve just stayed with Tormentor

Their stupid logo and artwork alone should have been enough for you not to go anywhere near it

find a flaw
youtube.com/watch?v=HbaQ9xnoMGQ

I wasn't even going to request super fast or complex shit, just some normal, easy metal

I've already listened to the new Devourment record though

It was shit

I need the most primitive, sloopy, filthy and savage metal you know. I want to OUGH

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Csihar actually had great black metal vocals on Tormentor.

youtube.com/watch?v=EcbocFc7eOw

why the fuck is this not on the rym page

cuck

Nice bait.

They kinda sacrifice heaviness for mass appeal by putting a singing chorus in every song to make it catchy and poppy. Otherwise they have some pretty solid riffs for basically a pop metal band.

it's under nocturnus AD for some reason

Slam is for wiggers and low iq brutes

youtube.com/watch?v=1N27mghz884

>unironically using rym

this sucks though

Is she incubating alien eggs? If not then fake and gay.

See

This. OSDM all the way.

IQ is astrology for fedoras

MAZE OF TORMENT

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How about some metal with real attitude instead

youtube.com/watch?v=ASKb-u4Vt5g

Listen odsm and deathrash.

IQ is racist

Cope and have sex

sorry I don't like deathmetal

Slam is basically metalcore for people who know metalcore is onions but are still too onions to listen to real death metal.

say no more fàm
youtube.com/watch?v=RuT6xJobj7k

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Fuck yes!

OSDM is the best genre

M'gentleman.

I do

is this slam?

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Post thrash

youtube.com/watch?v=rKMZL7okK4s

>venom clone buttglam
no thanks pal

Hellhammer's babies

it's pain metal

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grind metal, I'd say

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wrong it's murder metal

Get a load of this poser

Manowar

poser > loser

step aside kiddos
youtube.com/watch?v=wyPfrbJKMpg

OSDM is for dudes who are too low-t to listen to Brutal Death Metal.
Pic related, it's the average OSDM fan

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What is it about this time? Going back in time to kill Buddha?

Yea thrash is babies and gays. We listen real metal like deathcore!

youtube.com/watch?v=R_V9f64KRYk

This is not for betacucks! So all betas, cucks and gays fuck off now!!!! THIS IS MUSIC FOR US REAL MEN, WHO LIKE FUCK PUSSY!!! LIKE ME LOL!! FUCK YOU THRASH KEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP BEING A PUSSY

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>More aggressive and dark version of venom/speed metal
>No thanks pal
fag

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YES FUCK THOSE HOMOFAGGOTS!!!!!!! ILL THRASH AND DEATH METAL LISTENERS!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME TO OUR /METAL/!!! THIS IS PLACE FOR MEN!!! NOT GIRLS!! LISTEN DEATHCORE OR FUCK OFF!!!!!!

chad solo guitarman vs virgin rhythm guitar player

Entitled “Paradox”, the debut NOCTURNUS AD full-length album is the direct and proper follow-up to “The Key”, musically and thematically where the story and themes vocalist/drummer Browning laid out with “The Key” continue with “Paradox” through the lens of the occult. The story follows the journey of Dr. Allen William Magus (aka Dr. Magus), a scientist who got ravaged by a war plague disease and kept what was left of himself alive by creating a bio suit, from the aftermath of the events that went down in “The Key”.

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Go back to the kids' table, cuckling. The adults are jamming.
youtube.com/watch?v=RsNhNdnwgZg

Its basically The Key-lite

it's objectively glam

>OMG Stryper!!!!!!!

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Sorry to disappoint you, but being a poser doesn't remove your state of being loser. Actually it doubles it.

youtube.com/watch?v=nXVAjiLd6kA

post bdm

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THIS IS DEATHCORE GENERAL! NOT "I AM A KEK" GENERAL! FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM 18 SO IM AN ADULT, AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT AND YOU ARE NOT DAD OR MY BOSS!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

New thread

>Show no mercy sounds like glam metal

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shitiest death metal of all time

huhuh huhuhuh check it out beavis. they're like christian band
heh heheheh heheh hey butthead.. do they play pope metal
Shut up beavis.

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>shitiest death metal of all time

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bump

fucking lmao

I've always thought it's Altas of Madness, made me lol

Longface