What if pooping wasnt and every day thing like it was a big event only one day a year where you spent the whole day in...

what if pooping wasnt and every day thing like it was a big event only one day a year where you spent the whole day in a poop room releasing all your built up excrement from the whole year and you didnt go to school and everyones like oh it must be her pooping day

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No need to invent a continuous poop day to avoid school.
Just wait. School will be over soon.

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go get a job you useless faggot

what if we all just chose to stop dying

would be epic

Imagine the boredom.

imagine actually not wanting to die in 2019

imagine not waiting for 2040 when all music is neo-post-washingmachine-sounds

What if while my female classmates were pooping, I sneak up from behind and insert my 10 inch shaft inside them and start pounding

Talk is talk, but a 10 inch brown log belongs to /b user.
Let's go back home.

>her

I would

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skskksksksksksksks

What if...people learned to spell and English correctly, and didn't fill the internet with dumb fucking threads about "pooping"?

oh you're no fun anymore

Nau skool is to for be learned.
Even I that have multiple degriss, i chose to be stay in skull my friend anonimusse, to lern the thru.

too many people with functional brains you mean

Wtf why was this deleted mods

i work an office job and eat on an intermittent fasting schedule (1-4 hours eating window with 20+ hours fasting) and my eating window is afternoon only, so not only do i do all my eating at work but i do all my shitting there as well
this way i get paid to shit and can maximize my free time outside of work
as i work 5 days a week this means about 70% of my shitting is paid shits
ask me anything

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I wonder how this board would be if it was music related

bump

but consider this...…...what if male recharge time was months at a time???

TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU

then the world would be less perverted and possibly less productive or maybe more productive, hard to say

Thank God it's not just imagine

are you happy?