LEAK THREAD

Holy shit. Just got done listening to it Yea Forumsros. It's their best since Lateralus. I think with repeated listens it's gonna be 5/5. If Fantano doesn't give a 10 I'm gonna bust a blood vessle

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Elaborate

BUMP BUMP BUMP
THE OTHER THREAD DIED

Share the fucking link already

>caring about the opinion of cringetano

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What beautiful teeth. glistening pearls.

Damn, cant believe Maynard's voice hasnt changed at all.

Instrumental version pls

So I've never really been in the pre-leak hype for an album before.
But since we did see that someone has their hand on a CD yesterday, how much longer will it realistically take for a leak to happen?

62%
Had to start over... in a public wifi

OMG! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL BROS!

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Sent ;)

We already know you are bullshitting, literally nobody in here is giving a shit about you.

We already know you are bullshitting, literally nobody in here is giving a shit about you.

Can Somebody leak it?

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Soooo full of shit

Its on soulseek, you blithering idiots

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sure it is, faggot

itll leak tonight. maybe earlier if we're lucky

>launch soulseek to check
>get a message from some random fag telling me to check him out on soundcloud
Et tu, soulseek

You didn't forget to smash that subscribe button and leave a like, did you user?

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send link plz

Sent:^)

vat?

YUhSMGNITTZMeTk1YjNWMGRTNWlaUzlCZVU5eFIxSnFWblJzY3c9PQ==

double encoded thank me later

thanks it worked

what

the fuck is this?

imagine actually falling for this

>imagine gatekeeping for a living

the fuck is it?

its a hashing algorithm you fucking ding dongs you have to decode it

just post the album you attention whore you dumb cunt or ill fuck you up

2%

I have a download code for the album. Will post it in morse code.

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IT'S LEGIT!

Imagine getting filtered by babies first crypto algorithm omegalul

I have download code for the album.
Will post coordinates for where to pick it up.

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slow down speedy!

Or better use the download code for yourself, then upload it on Mega.

it's bullshit, it only takes you to a kermit rickroll

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how can all you faggots be in this much of a rush to be disappointed?

New letter

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First come first served
Fax: (NY) 434-7806

I have nothing better to do.

New letter

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Look out ur window bro I'm smoke signalling the code to you right now

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why you lying nigga

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dont sweat it, Toolshits. It'll be out soon and if not it's a few days from release andit's going to be glorious. I estimate at least 4 good songs and the rest will be yawners.

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call me if you want it
(408) 911-4200

guys it's base64 you have to decode twice, you can find a decoder on google easy, listening now

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Consequences dictate
Our course of action
And it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
My course of action
I should play God
And shoot you myself.
I'm very tired of waiting.

based

I should
Kick you,
Beat you,
Fuck you,
And then shoot you in your fucking head.

well that's more than half the songs so at least it won't be a bad album :^)

New letter

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Where tf u liv nigga?

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Italy nigga

Used stegosaurus to put the download link into this image

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/aesthetic/

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holy shit its here

I got the mega link tattooed on the inside part of my foreskin what do I do

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shieeet nigga, that's some serious gormet shit.

Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda.
Hmm? You think you're cool, right? Hmm? Hmm?

I just uploaded this guys.
It's good stuff.
A little heavy.
I hope not to lose my job on this... Ah.. Fuck my job.

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intanto io mi scopo tua mamma adesso che tuo babbo è morto
You think you're a real street nigga huh suck my Mediterranean cock pussy ass bitch arse nigga hoe

Nice, I have one just like that in the attic.

New letter

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Good stuff user, and its coated in moon dust, the most resilient leak-proof stuff in this sector of the galaxy.
However I have uploaded all the stuff that was inside, thanks to my impressive skillness and masterfully mastery mystery inoculums.

Somebody upload it on YT, please.

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Based.
As autumn is almost here, I must upload some mashed grapes inside of it.

just wait one week you fucking losers

Goodspeed user,
Bacchus be with you.

nigger*

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Bacchus be with us, brother!

New letter

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Dionysian days are upon us

Let the alcohol run through our veins!

>It's their best since Lateralus
That was only like two albums ago

fuck the guy who put up rickrolls on soulseek as new album

It's on limewire guys!
Search under : "She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger" by Johnny and the accordions.
Clever people hiding the leak under a country type song.

TOOL is quentin tarantino of metal (meaning its overrated talentless normie entry level bullshit with the most annoying fucking fanbase in the universe)

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what do you recommend?

Johnny and the accordions for the win.

Lol, gr8 b8 m8 8/8

five finger death punch, rammstein, avenged sevenfold, slipknot

got rickrolled

New letter

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Yeeee slipknot.

:/

It's even more radical than other things duude.

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Here's what's embedded in this image, for the lazy
youtu.be/A_MjCqQoLLA?t=49

normie bands too
wtf, lol

Faul is so cute bros

I've actually had this same thought. Cooler in the 90's and early 00's. Big among edgy teenagers. Generally entry level. Except I'd say that if you can overlook the fan bases, both are still better than most of the garbage out there today.

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don't put rammstein in such a shitty bait
its the last good ndh band left

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>It's on limewire guys!

LOL

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thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=qO-mSLxih-c

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More like 10,000 days till it comes out hahaha

will it have any hidden tracks.

they have a good one about carrots on their earlier albums

YOU SEE REVEREND MAYNARD, TOMORROW IS HARVEST DAY AND TO THEM IT IS THE HOLOCAUST

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done

bit.Iy/...

Glad you've done it user.

Now I'm doin it too.

Amazon worker here. Managed to sneak a copy out during lunch. What site would you guys prefer me to upload it to?

Side C 1/2

>i don't realize most reviews are paid-for as part of the overall PR package

Everyone knows that the new tool album is flat.
Go back to your globe disc convention user.

this is fucking bait and you know it

Mega or Zippyshare

pornhub under scatological videos

>I’m just going to make up stuff for the purpose of shitposting

I wish I was as naive as you user, the world would at least appear to be a better place.

Jeff Bezos here. All CDs have an audio watermark embedded in them, and all watermarks are linked to specific locations\shifts\shift workers. Please upload so we can find you and terminate your employment.

I forgot to add that in addition to being terminated, I will head butt you in the stomach with my giant fucking hairless god damn dome.

It's not out retards

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>thinking Tool need positive reviews to sell this album
>thinking a record label would expend money on bought reviews for an album that is going to sell on name alone
Who is naive now user?

guys in all seriousity, where's the place to look for late breaking leeks? i'm thinking either hasitleaked, demonoid, or irc channels?? guys?????

>what are on the fence buyers

only retards and the true die hards will purchase it on day 1, the rest of us are drones waiting for the Fantano green light.

kingdom-leaks is super fast

>kingdom-leaks is super fast
thanks brother user

Wow dude.
Can you also tell what he had yesterday for breakfast?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'm gonna jack off live on omegle whilst making a first listen to the leak

what's ur fav omegle tags when looking for omegle puss?

this is bait.

bump

Who the fuck buys albums anymore? People just stream them. Adam and Danny have even acknowledged in the Revolver interviews that revenue from album sales don’t matter in 2000+19. Merchandise and tours are where their money is made and they are having no issues in either department.
>the Fantano green light
Dammit (You) got me

yet they are based and want to give a tangible item to the fans even if it isn't profitable. Tool is peak boomer. and they are based as fuck. anytime someone critisizes they say listen to neural milk hostile and radiohead. what a bunch of losers. can't wait for the new album. sips.

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oh boy, I sure do like a good old leek thread

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Everyone in this thread is memeing about trying to get the leak but does anyone want to actually discuss the album?

I've only listened to it a couple of times but want to know what other people think

You listened to it? How? Where’s the link? I’d love to talk about it after I listen to it though

No one has heard it yet, on account of WAITING FOR A FUCKING LEAK, genius.

Leak your copy and I'll talk to you about it.

I kinda hate the fact that it blew its load on the first half, it was overall very decent though.

I want to kill you in your sleep faggot

genius

Its just so funny to see how much Yea Forums hates on tool yet there are 3 leak threads in 1 day. Admit it, you want that glorious AOTY

Ænima > 10,000 Days > Fear Inoculum > Salival > Undertow > Lateralus > Opiate

Lateralus > Aenima > Fear Inoculum > 10,000 Days > Undertow > Opiate > Salival

>album's main theme is the number 7
>doesn't leak 7 days before release
this is how you can tell it's gonna be shit.

lAteralus i shit s

Where is it I know one of you has it just share it you fag.

Jerkoff is great song. It's too bad they'll never record a song that intense again.

>wanting 60 year olds to wallow in angst

Fear Inoculum is probably one of their most intense songs

Almost met Jimmy once, his bodyguards a right prick

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LEAK THE ALBUM YOU FUCKS

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Fucking kek I hope this is real

>only retards and the true die hards will purchase it on day 1
Good luck getting copy if you haven't already preordered nigga, I got 10 that'll I'll be flipping for triple the price

Why would I lie?

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Bruh he looks like voldemort from the first HP movie.

2019 sucks, back in 2009 we would have leaked it last month. Yes we beat security back then but we had balls.

Since its clear that you'll protect the leak from leaking, I must say I'm kinda disappointed that they didn't show the definitive artwork and packaging yet.
What a strange marketing choice.
I was expecting to see something the 21st, since the 7+7+7+7 thing.
Art for the single is strangely minimal imo.

Bruh. youtu.be/QUAgFeaWT4g

Ups. Thanks user.
Im too lazy.
Glad I didn't preorder tho.
I will wait to listen the thing to decide.

This kid has never seen a CD in his life

Lyrics in the booklet?

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Tool is a gateway band of the worst kind. It's bad metal, a clusterfuck of wacky time signatures and cheesy lyrics that aren't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessively long songs and DEEPNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the band itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. Maynard trying his hardest to look cool, the Bill Hicks aping, the posing in shadows and the armchair understanding of philosophy fuels their pretentious fantasies, while the droney riffs and bass lines, emphasis on not playing at the same time signature, and overall pretentiousness of the music makes it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Tool is basically THE band to attract the most hated musical fanbase known to Yea Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this soft rock dronefest and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Tool threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

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In 2005 i was Lurking in a tool only forum.
It was an experience that left me horrified.
I agree about certain horrible aspect of certain hardcore so called ogt tool fans.

>In 2005 i was Lurking in a tool only forum.

toolshed.down.net?

I probably owned you and you got mad kek

Nah man. Another one.
Mods edited entire posts of other people who had the guts to, politely, speak their minds about personal taste in music.

HEY GUYS LESS GUESS THE ANTHONY FANTANO MUSIC SCORE!!!

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Tool don't do that, they say they only want you to experience the lyrics with the context of the music behind them or something

someone post the pasta

why people care about this degenerate?

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They have this time. There is an unboxing on Youtube that shows the booklet

>There is an unboxing on Youtube

???

read the thread

Faggot piece of shit subhuman spamming fucking Fantano threads fuck you I hope you get raped to death by a pack of wild niggers I hope there’s an accident and you lose both your hands so you can never post again I’m sick of this bald fat faggot on this board I don’t give a shit about what good album he rated poorly or what bad album he rated highly he’s a stupid fucking idiot we know that we’ve always known that but you retards come here every fucking hour of every fucking day saying “durr wait why fantano be dumb bald man not rate album how I rate album” why don’t you pull your head out of your ass do the world a favor and get a fucking shotgun and end your posting career early I’m sick of coming to Yea Forums and seeing this subhuman and always the same fucking complaints about him just stop fucking posting him he’s not a musician and his videos aren’t even interesting just stop it I hope the skull is ripped out of your head and your brains are split in two and then they’re both put back and the process is repeated over and over I hope you live in abject misery I never want to see a thread about him again I hope your spine is split in half I hope your heart is clogged with cum I fucking hate these stupid fucking low quality threads we need a permanent ban on these threads I want the mods to just fucking end this and I don’t even like them fuck off just do it stop posting yes we get it he’s a moron you’re the moron for posting him whether you like him or not you’re a fucking cancer cell killing this board eat my whole ass I’m sick and tired of you people being alive if theneedledrop were deleted off youtube this board would probably suck for a few weeks or so but then it would be so great as people realized he was never coming back I’m fucking begging you here please stop posting him stop posting about how you like and support him and stop posting about how you dislike or hate him just stop making threads about this shit

see

I get that they all like and adore the Alex grey type of art.
But 3 albums, 20 years, of eye themed things, I mean... Isn't a little overdone maybe?
And then people used to complain about Derek riggs.

oh, thanks

So, to all the moralfags who have the album early but don't want to share it. Do you feel happy?, Proud?, Superior to us poorfags who can't afford 45 buck for an album we're not sure if it's going to be good?. Don't you have a heart?

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nigga it's been 13 years, just wait one more week.

Soon user, soon...

Maynard cult will buy anything he puts out, look at Puscifer

Wait. I'm buying digital only.
I need the beer money man.

Why would I wait another week when there are faggots out there who already have the album.

Because they aren't giving it to you and you're bitching on Yea Forums

How the fuck has this still not leaked?

guys it was a fake picture

GONNA WAIT IT OUTTTT

goddamn it really just hit me, we're actually getting new tool, something about seeing that artwork made it so much more real.

Let's just hope it's good

you heard invincible right
it's good

i hope so, i think it will be

45 buck? where the fuck do you live user

all the fans that bought it are regretting that decision and now they're trying to save all the other fans who didn't have the money to buy it the pain of that first shitty listen

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> white trash on dmt
No thanks

would you prefer the browns on dmt instead?

>omg le buttrock king crimson

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pathetic lyrics

Another night we don't get a tool leak. Sad. We might actually have to wait out the release with no leak.

Fucking pussies in 2019, with more loyalty to faceless corporate overlords than to their fellow man. Color me shocked.

forum.bitcoin.com/digital-items/tool-fear-inoculum-album-download-leaked-25-08-2019-t121171.html#p288071

Someone dL this shit

it's a scam

user please gimme the real album, the wait is killing me.

Nah, fake

I'm not a moralfag I'm just too lazy to rip it

you dont have the album, faggot

please man, begging you.

Just open windows media player and hit rip. Then go upload it

He doesn’t have it. It’s only in distribution centers right now and they’re locked down tight

I thought this pussy broke it out only to hold out on us

Kinda agree.
5 minutes lyrics feels to me sadly.
Vocalist works fast I see.
Good for him

youtube.com/watch?v=QUAgFeaWT4g
thought the entire cover of the album was going to be an animated screen, its just a fucking tiny ass screen in the center

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It was always a tiny screen. Literally had the dimensions in the announcements

this is bait.

holy shit

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sounds like Eulogy

Lick It

whats this?

>YUhSMGNITTZMeTk1YjNWMGRTNWlaUzlCZVU5eFIxSnFWblJzY3c9PQ==
amzin

Lick my love pump.
Lick it.

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Fuck off, it’s fake

John Music here. I'll let this one slide Jeff, if I catch him fired for this, I'm deleting all music off amazon.

I want the damn album ;_;

HOW THE FUCK HAS THIS NOT BEEN LEAKED YET JESUS CHRIST

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Beyond a joke at this point. Losing my mind

heres the album guys

2 minutes of shit percussion and reverby guitar
2 minutes "deep" singing in a soft voice
3 minutes slightly heavier shit and a shit chorus or 2
2 minutes shit instrumental
3 minutes heavy shit again but a bit different

repeat 7 times

Literally all I want

Great album. I can't think of another album as great as this one.

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You could have just said "The whole album will just be like the title track"
You're not clever

>shit percussion
shittalk the rest of the band all you want
but don't talk shit about my nigga danny he's gonna rape ya

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Who else has read the lyrics from the unbox vid?

They're the cringiest shit i've ever seen

You don’t read lyrics you hear them retard.

shut up

They read very deep and poignant to me, if you don't get it well it's ok friend, every office needs a janitor

well he better sing the shit out of them because my god they look awful

its like edgy teenage angst mixed with pseudo spiritual bullshit.

standard tool lyrics

THE ALBUM NAO

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lmao wtf

go listen to porcupine tree faggot

Nothing wrong with Porcupine Tree

Please no more 2006 alex grey animations, my eyes cant take it

hey leak the fucking album already people are waiting

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Just listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=WXoROqLcGTo&list=PLgOYU0NkbVmmz6uUY0_L3jRQOdDOWfmNL

SOMEBODY FUCKING LEAK IIIIIIT

second this!

Third this!

Link?

Wtf happend to the scene?
there are people unboxing the album and these fucks can't get their hand on a copy.

for fucks sake i'll leak it, fine. give me a second to rip it and i'll put up a torrent

You wont do anything you nigger

Lick it

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>calm as cookies and cream, so it seems
galaxy brain lyrics from Maynard as usual

>wake up
>no leak
Yo WTF.

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I heard it and it's bad, sorry guys. There's a part where Maynard goes on a rant about Trump and he's like "No! How about you get out of MY country!!"

There's this one part where he does this weird grunting thing and then goes "Ohhhhh shit yeaahh!! That felt goooodd!!" It's pretty gay. Sorry guys.

There's another part where he screams at the top of his lungs "BEING GAY, IS NOT OK!!" (times 5). I know it's supposed to be ironic but it lacks subtlety.

Trump is a nigger and so are you.

Sounds sexy

Zoomer humor

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Will you, will you do this?

lies

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puscifer is great you fuck

puscifer's gay

fuck puscifer
I like Keenan but his Puscifer bandmates are fucking posers.

Jesus christ why has someone not leaked this yet, its infuriating

its out

so the digital album has 10 tracks but physical only has 7? lol

WHERE ?

Nowhere

gibbe

i also, feel the songwriting is a bit unimpressive

Post

>he listens to tool for the lyrics
Who gives a flying fuck?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y

Think about why that might be for a second dipshit

you tell him, maynard!

ok but why am i a dipshit

danny carey is the only necessary member of tool, the rest are shit.

Danny's the only reason I listen to Tool. Without him they'd be nothing since everything is orchestrated around the drum tracks. That's what makes Tool Tool.

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ok, now give me the album please.

it's time. enjoy:

mega.nz/#!zs5VnJYS!BftJRmf4le33jdOsPSECahsWJjYfliLYqDk85jRjNN0

Dolphin porn again?

We can see the file name dweeb

what happens if i download this without anti virus installed

It creates mustard gas

Perhaps this is true in terms of pure skill, but not in terms of what they bring to the band

lol wtf

man, don't get my hopes up.

Can I put it on hotdogs?

Actually better than Tool, thanks.

Dude who made that is seething

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prime tool right here

This is fucking incredible

20 minutes.

Please be legit user. This is fucking killing me

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30 minutes.

Probably won't leak until at least monday now.

I'm, dying right here

Wouldn't mind if the leak is released at least with two days before the actual release day.

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All hope is lost friends

Shitty 128kbps, but it decent.
>LEAKED
mega.nz/#!zs5tJRmf4le33jdOsPSECahsWJjYfliLYqDk85jRjFAGG0T

It goes in all fields. Let this die.

newfag

Bump:^)

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What is password?

BASED

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>mega.nz/#!zs5tJRmf4le33jdOsPSECahsWJjYfliLYqDk85jRjFAGG0T
>invalid URL
Really, nigger, nigger?

It's real

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Straight and Real!

Same pic was posted yesterday.

Dont do this to me

Nice try fag

NEW THREAD FOR COMPLAINING

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Who's that?

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