Dubs decides whether I risk losing my job and upload this

upload it through vocaroo clips

Don’t listen to these faggots

how do we proceed

do it for free

mate i can see the fucking instagram image crop thingy at the bottom, not even good bait
the new single sucks anyway, this new album is probably gonna suck too

UPLOAD IT BOI

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fake and cringe

Screencap this...

This pick is from r3 ddit

Put it in your bum

Well OP, we're waiting

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My penis is leaking...

Lol the store i work at will probably get it a day or so before release and i wont leak. Ill just play it in the store all fuckin day.

leak this now!!!

This is leaking tomorrow at the latest. Fuck your shitty store.

Leak it and find another job, faggot.

Do it faggot

It has been 13 fucking years, do a good for humanity. Well, Yea Forums, but we're also humans.

its tool, no one cares enough, not even your boss

>bass riff comes in
>two guitar chords play back and forth
>guy sing-talks over it about nonsense
Saved you needing to leak it.

YOU AIN'T GOD

Post it

for kpops sake dont do it

what if his boss in maynard?

fuck the music just post the booklet and immersive visual experience and the commemorative buttplug

>be Yea Forums
>waits 13 years
>cant wait one more week

>last Tool album was a disappointment
>90% of MJK's work since has been a disappointment
guys....

tool themselves couldnt even wait and let a bunch of critics listen to it in full and spoil it via reviews + already have played/released 3/7 tracks

would have been much cooler if they released it without letting anyone hear/no singles/live debuts

If dubs upload now

Tool is shit, dont bother

i don’t even like tool but do it anyway you fag

Stick it in pooper, dont upload

do it leak the comfy tunes

upload plz

it’s time

Dont leak it. Fuck tool and fuck toolfags

>risking your job
>in today's economy
>for fucking toolfags
the fact that this is a dilemma for you should be enough to shame you

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The economy is booming thanks to based drumpf
blow it out your ass libtard!!!!!!!!!!!

Whelp, now you gotta do it

We did it. The leak begins now. We have a winner. Tool time tonight

Uploading

Dubs, come on, OP.
I don't think he lives in fucking Eastern Europe, he will survive quite easy.

not after the climate changes in 3 months

fo real?

Based

Thanks for making my year!

MY COMPUTER DOESNT EVEN HAVE A CD READER

Really?

please dont be a lie, hitting refresh every 5 minutes

>refresh
i'm afraid we're being jewed

>refresh

>refresh

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> [ long, pretentious drum and bass intro ]
>WEAR YOUR GRUNGE LIKE A CLOWN
>NEGATIVITY
>CONSTIPATE TOO BACKED-UP
>TRANSEXUALITY
Hope it's as good as Lateralus

do it pussy.

hes lying at this point

there's no way a modern CD isn't sub 200 MB and uploading that on any site like zippy or mega would already be finished

Doesn't it take awhile to compress if your computer is slow?

Pls don't be a fag OP

>slow computers
>in 2019

It's over, OP got snatched by the feds.

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if user is at work he'll have to get the bits from the included mp3's onto his phone and then upload them to mega, which is surprisingly slow on desktop. On a phone, I would imagine it could take ~30 mins. minimum.

The picture from OP was posted 30 minutes after it was originally posted on reddit.
Even if it was the same uploader, there is no way it would take this long to get it up.
OP is laughing at you very hard right now.

Is there metadata of the OP in these pictures?

>dox him
good idea. that'll get him to upload

how many dubs do you need man!

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OP fucked us

wasnt this a reddit post first?

yes

I'm too fucking scared to upload it to anywhere that isn't anonymous

I uploaded a part of track 7 to vocaroo but it sounds like shit, what are my other options?

vocaroo.com/i/s1I9z9GYz3Pc

Holy fucking shit it’s legit

The bogdanoff's won't be too happy, user...

IT'S LEGIT

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Upload the whole thing you fucking cocksucker

do it faggit!

AAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
ITS TOO LATE NOW OP YOU OPENED PANDORAS BOX YOU GOTTA UPLOAD THE WHOLE THING NOW

Holy shit. Don't do it user, I believe you now. It sounds amazing

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it usually is.

Pls please PLEASE. don't be a niggerfaggot OP POST IT NOW

>says it sounds legit and good
>doesn’t want more

goddamnit

imagine caring about another tool album that will sound just like the rest

Don’t fucking do this to us man, just put it all on vocaroo

Do you have the mp3s?

>vocaroo.com/i/s1I9z9GYz3Pc
Zippyshare is anonymous enough.

This will be the best tool song ever releases

Holy shit this is it

So ummm can we get a full upload or what

>what are my other options?
mega.nz

A good way for you to share it would be if you just put it on google drive and made it public, and then share it

brap

it was fun at first, but i dont want it spoiled for me

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OP is legit

Soo good holy shit!!!!

just listen to prog or nu metal. tool is literally the worst of both worlds.
it's chevelle with extended song lengths
Mudvayne's LD50 is a better prog nu metal album than anything Tool has done
bands like Haken, DT and Opeth can actually play their instruments well etc.
I really dont get the tool meme

(You)

OP is so fired but it's gonna be worth it

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Tool is the Rockstar Games of metal. You think they're really amazing at first and normies think they're really amazing, but linger just a little bit and you realize they're pretentious, condescending, mentally-ill fucks who are basically trolling you.

>metal

Well, R* aren't really a vidya studio so it kinda fits

Go back to Yea Forums you fucking child

>imagine enjoying music

>Tool is the Rockstar Games of metal
Awful analogy, more like the Quantic Dream of video games

I meant music, fuck me

LEAK IT DEAK

I'm listening to the new Tool as we speak and it's total trash, so i'm kinda vindicated. Eat a dick. It's just a shit load of bongos and Maynard trying to force a completely different song onto the music, like R* tries to make a doll simulator within a video game.

David Cage is just pretentious. That could be a lot of bands.

This rips

pic-related will be OP if he uploads

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>being this butthurt that people like something you don't

Ah, to be 13 again.

Who the fuck was born in 2000 and compares Chevelle, Mudvayne, and Haken to Tool? You need to educate yourself in the great mid 90s era of metal

Except i'm listening to it and you're not, so you dont know what you like, retard. It's garbage like everything Tool / Maynard has put out in the past nearly 20 years.

No one cares, son. Keep on raging.

looks like someone hasn't played the kino Red Dead Redemption 2

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holy shit

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just post it man
life is short

you'll thank me for being so right later.

There ain't no leak. Reddits all over it, and multiple other forums as well. You ain't got shit

You've got about as much chance of being remembered as my dinner from 5 months ago.

You're entirely and utterly irrelevant, which is why you're screaming your rage into the void.

Keep it up. You're entertaining.

tru

I think OP only made this thread as bait in order to epicly troll people into listening to the vocaroo

Sorry forgot how much Lateralus and the APC debut sucked....

See

No prob.

i feel this
sooner or later

ITS LEGIT!!!

holy mother of tits

Haken, DT, and newer Opeth are all terrible uninspired boring wanna be prog wankery. Tool writes better music than all of them and only uses 2 chords. Plus the vox of the other 3 bands are absolutely awful now.

Yeah there is nothing like Maynard. The way he just sings a completely different song over the music and tries to shoehorn awkward lyrics like he's writing a parody to a song that doesn't exist yet.

OP, just forget this thread and don’t upload anything and pretend that you chickened out. Then upload it anonymously to a private tracker or, even easier, on soulseek, and then either you or some user can alert the hivemind

This thread needs to be pinned, too epic

Legendary thread
Put me in the cap

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It's amazing to me how this board calls Devin Townsend sporkcore and yet Maynard is the same but with shittier musicianship

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Damn, and I was expecting to get Rickrolled.

puscifer is based

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His voice is angelic, unlike that prissy Englishman Mikael. And Ross Jennings? What a shitty fucking name and a terrible vocalist/crooner. And let's not forget about the absolute atrocity that is James LaBrie. Hetfield on Load sounds better than all those 3 combined

You misspelled trash

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Do it

I can’t fucking hold out anymore guys. How has this shit not leaked yet? Are we gonna have to wait until like 2 days before?

80%

PLEASE

it's fine. it's certainly not booming

fake. doesn't even have a screen on the cover

Holy shit it's really coming

youtube.com/watch?v=AV8qBYWpiww

How the fuck did you guys not know about the leak by now? youtube.com/watch?v=V99mIg2lQlk

1%

Pathetic attempt at sounding like Tool

007 agent tool leaker affirmative.

you’re doing god’s work

What the fuck is this upload time OP i live in a shithole inside a bigger shittier shithole and i pay like 40 USD a month for 200mb symmetric fiber

ross has better range and timbre than maynard has ever had

Pls

Don’t do this to us

There is a bitly posted on hasitleaked. Can anyone verify?

Lol. Not even close. Go listen to Ænima again and tell me that.

It's one of these shitty complete a survey download services. I ain't putting my phone number in there

mobile.twitter.com/diskunionksw/status/1164752495316389890

Someone tell this dude to upload it

Thanks its bs then. No leak tonight confirmed. Would have been out by now.

>No leak tonight

Not with that attitude, user

>"WAAAH!!! WAAAAAH!! WHY CANT I GET SOMETHING FOR FREE, EARLIER THAN ITS MEANT TO BE LEGALLY AVAILABLE WAAAAH!!!"

thats what u dumbfuck millenials sound like lmao REST ASSURED I WILL REPORT the chucklefuck who leaks this shit the INSTANT it appears on this sub

930pm west coast time. When do amazon workers get off work? Probably like 7pm. You bet your ass if they took the cd it would have been uploaded within 30 minutes of getting home. So probably would have happened an hour an a half ago.

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>this sub
>this
>sub
>this sub
OH NO NO NO NO

Pack it in, then.

Ha! Good eye. Fucking redditors. Didn't even notice that.

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You are so fucked.

LlLLLLLAAAAMMMEEEEE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
k fag.

>not recognizing a falseflag
talk about new

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What are you gonna do? Report him?

>2019
>visiting reddit

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> this sub

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okay do you just expect us all to be browsing reddit at all times you betafag

Got me.

He got us, guise.

>inb4 this is just OP's band
: ^ )
t. not a toolfag

cool pasta, would save

>asking a record store to leak something

Let's see it

>Android phone
>Bright theme
>Low battery
>Endless notifications

Do you have no fucking self respect?

Not really lol

>who here /ChocolateChipTrip/

Sooo.... are we not getting any more of that fart-smelling track? Or....

>"blow it out your ass libtard!!!!!!!!!!!"

Unfathomably based

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FUCKING KEK

>over 85 minutes of music
As if that's a good thing

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not the cd though

the fact that you recognize a reddit meme is worse than the guy using one as pasta desu

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So In the last two months I’ve quit my steady job to fail as a real estate agent and now I’m broke, in debt and having to pick up the pieces. My girlfriend left me, that has been absolutely soul crushing. The last two weeks I’ve had severe tonsillitis and during this time of being in so much pain I thought I’d die I’ve realized that I’ve made a mistake and am going to move in with my mother. I’ll be leaving my hometown and moving to Denver (an hour away from my hometown - not far) by the end of the month. I sat down to rest today, and realized everything was going to be okay.

Until I remembered. I have fear innoculum preordered to my ex girlfriends house. Supposed to arrive on the 5th or whatever so im like ffffffffuck. I bet I can change the address because it’s a preorder but I flipped out for a second. Can’t wait till the fucking 30th. All these jokes about “hoping I don’t die before the end of the month”, and all the super serious posts about those we have lost in waiting - and I get sicker than I’ve ever been 15 days before the album comes out. Like can’t talk, eat or sleep. Post breakup-depressed too? Of course! Really really hoping I don’t go fucking crazy before the album comes out >:(

Wish me luck. You guys rock

Why hasn't it been leaked yet.

Are the reviewers supervised or something

Holy shit, chill out dude

shut up and leak it pussy fag

not your blog, asshole

this is just an excerpt from a soen song

Daily reminder that Tool is garbage, and I'm sorry you all managed to forget that...

yeah bro cool

Another glorious example of the vast vocabulary that Tool fans possess.

yeah bro cool

cringe
based

How the FUCK has this STILL NOT LEAKED

yeah bro cool

maynard's actively taking down all links with his super computer

fucking reddit

He doesn't need a computer, his brain is linked to the wired, that's what his lyrics are about

The dream is dead. No fucking leak.

hahahahaha based

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HERE WE GO

reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/cuaewq/i_have_the_album_i_tried_uploading_7empest_to/

fucking do it pussy

reroll

Is it legit?

I refuse to believe that someone can upload a track to youtube and not know what Mediafire or Mega is

I love how hard this guy is baiting.

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Where is this from?

Zippyshare is anonymous, one user already said that.
You can also make a Mega account using a different email address than yours. Don't be a faggot, if you really have the new album (doubt it from the beginning), just post it already.
Maybe it's the same person, maybe we're getting trolled.

Soulseek file search.

Did you DL it?

Its locked so I cant access it. I messaged the guy and he said he would have it available soon so heres hoping its legit.

I'm 90% sure OP is trolling. We have to leave it up to another user to provide.

vocaroo.com/i/s1I9z9GYz3Pc

Its just a matter of time, thousands of copies are going through warehouses and shit.
I bet fucking Plebbit will leak it before Yea Forums

read thread before posting

well that was fucking boring

What a blueballer

RIP OP

Yeah, have that feeling too. I want the album to get leaked not because I like Tool that much (I do, but it's barely among my favourites), but because there is a girl I have a crush on that loves Tool and having the new album leaked would do wonders.
Maybe I'll get the new Opeth album before it is announced, I would happily share it with you, anons.
We can't let those fuckers leak it before us.

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imagine getting your dick sucked because you forwarded a girl some mp3s

Well, I was hoping for a FLAC or m4a file, not mp3, but anything that gets me closer to her is fine.

Fucking pathetic

>06-tool-chocolate-chip-trip.flac

yeah looks legit to me.

dubs and you send her

Retard

Fuck...

there's no way they named a song that lol.

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hello i am a girl that loves Tool and there's this guy who keeps trying to send me pirated rips of the new tool album, but i only like real men who spend their hard earned money physical copies of albums and play them on their large girthy stereo systems.

it's a real song

>special edition
>36 page booklet
>CD

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apparently it comes with a rechargeable video screen

holy shit lol

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it's already on youtube under "cctrip"
literally just a 7 minute drum/weird synth solo

nice chocolate chip trips

chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip chocolate chip trip

I'm that guy she's talking about. I already spent 100 $ on the special edition of In Cauda Venenum and I barely care about Tool, so I thought she might enjoy the leak before the album gets released, moment when I can get myself a physical copy of Fear Inoculum.
The rest of the money were spent on alcohol and cigarettes. Stupid thot.

you can't be a chocolate chip trip without using a trip

i don't have a laughing reaction image but if i did i would post it
and then everyone would know
everyone would know that i laughed
they'd be like, "that guy laughed"
but now they'll be like, "that guy wrote a block of text"
"i'm not going to read that"
i respect their decision

get with the current times, you bigot

99%

100%
invidio.us/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

this put a smile on my face

No don't do it
I'm a virgin
aaaaaahh

please don't do this to us

youtube.com/watch?v=q7DfQMPmJRI

are you retardards incapable of searching on youtube?

based

that's one song

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FUKING HELL TIS REAL

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>lultality
>zywho

I hate Reddit with every fiber of my being

Leak within 6 hours... will post chat proof later

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Lol. This is bullshit. Was already debunked on reddit hours ago

What a weird album title and cover. Is that supposed to be funny? Were they thinking it was a funny name? Assuming it was supposed to be "ironic" it's still not funny. And what the fuck is the thing on the cover supposed to be? I don't FUCKING understand!

qoob

OMG YES YES YES!!!!!

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OMG

>libturd status: OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC

absolute mad lad
you almost had me

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somehow I can always tell when it’s a reddit copypasta and I don’t even fuck with reddit

lol shut up fag

the blue bird of friendliness
like guardian angels it’s always near

> mp3 download card
> mp3 download
> mp3

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don’t listen to him, that’s a cool way to get a chick

based King Gizzard bro

Trips decides when I upload

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HOW THE FUCK HAS THIS STILL NOT LEAKED

right now nigger

do it now figoot

CHECKED

DELIVER NOW (please)

Lol fake. Just give it up already

do it in a week

sadly he said trips not dubs, will continue attempting though
right now [2]

Never

Now

In 24 minutes

Right now (also based cursor)

right now

reroll

Don't do it

now

fuck you

lmoa

urgh

never

NEVEEEER

December 1st 2808

don't do it mate

You're an incel who stole this from reddit gtfo

when i’m done jerking off

Next year

right now

this is clearly fake and this fuck is playing us like a god damn fiddle.

Never

instantly

right now fag

The day after the release.

now

Right now of course

reroll

1 more reroll

aight igive up

now now now

roll

now

nowpls

now friend

Now

I mean now, friend

Upload now

Immediately

(You)
Right now

I mean now

Now

not this user, but surely he meant now

or perhaps now ?

Roland

Right NOW

Now

Now

now

POST IT NOW

never

NOW BITCH

NOW

NOW, MOTHERFUCKWR, NOW!
She even has a Tool album art as a phone screen, she really loves them.
Please OP, leaked it for my dear friend who loves Tool as much as I love her.

NOOOOOOOW

Now

you glorious bastard

Winrar

CHHEEEEEEEEECKED

OH SHIT

PLEASE FUCKING DELIVER

Pay up

I ain't glorious unless I get the album and the girl.
It's high time, bros!

should we make a new thread

never

Where is it

This one is not being bumped anymore. We're going to have to

*thread dies*

Jannies should pin this, we can't loose OP.

let’s get a move on boys

This thread stinks

...

OP, are you still here?