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melodeath sucks
Listen to dopethrone
What kind of lip filler did Quorthon use?
post kino album covers
I loved Bonded By Blood, but this kinda sucks. What am I missing?
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deathrash
before they were famous edition
War and Pain is the best Voivod album.
Why the fuck aren’t you listening to Nunslaughter
Listen to the witch.
Pleasures of the Flesh and Fabulous Disasters are extreme pleb filters.
especially with the DOOM METAL IS DEAD sticker
Is this any good? I liked Unquestionable Presence.
I miss album packaging having stickers
>When the album was released, it came with a sticker, reading "9 songs, 67 minutes, 246 riffs!".
>the girl on the right
Cringe
>FUCK AMERICA
based
damn nigga u thirsty
Yes. But it's thrashier. Personally I prefer it to Unquestionable Presence.
Butthurt europoor
is this the best DM album?
Oh fuck yeah. That sounds awesome. I love death thrash, and I'm not a huge prog metal fan. I'll probably end up preferring that one. Gonna give it a listen.
find a flaw
cringe amerishart
How much do album covers factor into your enjoyment of an album? I tend to prefer albums with nice artwork, or artwork that matches the feel of the album. Anesthetics definitely play a role for me.
Has anyone ever made the pilgrimage to the holy land of Asgardsrei?
More like this?
Yeah I'd rather be put under anesthetics than listen to Megadeth
The pure-bred Swedish genetics filler
they stopped after three albums
>Anesthetics
Meant aesthetics. I'm high.
cool cover
production, obviously
one of the remasters fixes it
*they started after 3 albums
I like looking at pretty fictional women okay
post album cover qts
Album art affects how I perceive the album. I kind of get color autism, but not synesthesia. Like if the album art is dominated by one color scheme, e.g. Ride the Lightning or Spectral Sorrows or most Necrolord albums are very "blue" sounding.
I enjoy an album as an artistic whole. Or more precisely, I enjoy its general ambiance, which is neither music, nor artworks, but a feeling they all give me holistically.
That's Vanessa from King of Fighters, a video game character, lol.
If it's something space related then quite a bit.
No.
Well, whoever drew the art for the Ranch Dudes has good taste.
>cancelled Master concert for my city got uncancelled last minute
All hail OSDM
Here's an example of shilling an album just for it's /pol/ song titles and artwork. The music is just as generic as Municipal Waste. Also,
>punk
9 songs, 67 minutes, 246 riffs; and only 10 that are memorable.
art nouveau is for soiboys
Imagine how lucky that guy must be, he spots some minor character on an album cover and then finds out it's actually a well known character with tons of porn readily available
fuck you dude
nah too repetitive
BODY BODY BODY BODY UPPAH!
You're a real badass.
I like gojira.
1. pls no buli
2. What are some other death metal bands that don't do growl lyrics?
>not posting the actual Shinkiro image
Doom metal in general is for soiboys and slow window-lickers.
desu albert witchfinder is just a schizo, not a basedboy, he also hates nerd culture afaik
Lots of old bands do more raspy vocals
>I like gojira.
>1. pls no buli
>2. What are some other death metal bands that don't do growl lyrics?
I just thought she was pretty. Even handsome, in a way.
Gojira is the best metal act as of now hands down. Most gojira haters are massive losers
I didn't know I was a meme. I will be leaving now.
Please excuse the inconvienence.
They’re extremely good live, saw them last week
t b h I get why stoner/doom choose art nouveau. because it was the 60s psychedelic thing, which in turn was because muh flowers/women/drugs/decadence/against technology and war which described hippies rather well.
still it was literally the most effeminate, flowery art movement, and no wonder bands like Baroness use it
OSDM (since gojira is prog-death) without harsh vocals would be interesting to hear t.b.h.
>Megadeth is performing with Five Finger Shitpunch
Fuck off and die
Sumerlands - Sumerlands
well reverend bizarre's drummer is a literal crossdresser/tranny (idk which) so there's that
So is this AOTY?
Highly Based
Extreme cringe
Based
Cringe
they know their demographics, Megadeth for the nostalgia and FFDP for the bland tough guy stuff they listen to now because they need to feel modern without actually acquiring better taste.
t. dad's in his fifties
Nothing, Bonded by Blood is their only truly violent album, the rest is top tier pizza thrash, but still pizza thrash
ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING BASED
SOIBOY OBLITERATION AND GENOCIDE IS HAPPENING IN FULL FUCKING EFFECT
KILL YOURSELVES
KILL YOURSELVES
KILL YOURSELVES
holy based
Lich King is a fucking terrible band
O' mighty Lord of the Night
Master of beasts
Bringer of awe and derision
this would mean all /metal/ posters kill themselves.
AND HIDDEN GATE
holy fuvck im drunk
More like this?
ALL HAIL SATAN
EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH
EVERY WORD YOU SPEAK
EVERY LIE YOU SHAPE
EVERY SEED YOU SEW
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Both are based. Out tourists whenever possible.
Imagine naming your band poocifer
Poser eraser
Back to the old days
Of bliss and cheerful laughter...
YES HAIL SATAN
The heart beneath...
>chugging
OUGH!
Damn Ratlord ain't that bad after all.
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>wrong link
fuck me with a chainsaw
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i need more dumb metal like this because im drunk
Supuration
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Can't wait for tomorrow's gig.
based
whats some cool death doom without gay gothic influence
Couldn't last more than a minute. Boring and derivative. Sounds like Blue Cheer, but not good. Wouldve been considered heavy in the 1970's, maybe
what is your opinion on NIGHTWISH
i have not visited Yea Forums in like 5 years (and yes im a patrician who knows krautrock etc)
skepticism
Perhaps the only reason to trash Finland.
>skepticism
aren't they pure funeral
fair enough youre probably right
Same but I’m seeing Master
YES
>DA
YES
>DA
YES
>DA
YES
>DA
>(and yes im a patrician who knows krautrock etc)
>all this this and im mostly hyped for cirith ungol and rippikoulu
is this the Voivod of this century
>said tourist frogposters
You better be hyped for Ahab too faggot
explain me the Cirith Ungol meme. King of the Dead is mediocre at best, Thor-tier
for me, it's emperor
Eternal Champion - The Armor of Ire
>implying THOR is not one of the most entertaining metal acts ever
Celtic Frost > metallica
celtic frost are glam rock
Good job, only posers don't think this
who?
thats me in kreuzberg basically buying my 300€ used t shirts
link the video
speaking of finnish b grade dm
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First result when searching "Celtic Frost Metallica"
You're welcome.
thanks man, i'm lazy as fuck
No problem. Have fun taking the comments apart, lots of shit to throw around.
Are you even in a band, bro?
>Sounds like Blue Cheer
should've listened to it for more than a minute
I am the band.
>implying anyone on Yea Forums actually listens to the albums they criticize (btw i have not listened to that album either)
what is the wildest metal story you have experienced in your life???
my friend bit a piece of his arm when he was supposed cook noodles (he was a metalhead)
>whats some cool death doom without gay gothic influence
you sound like a nerd
>A band that most people haven’t heard of was covered by the worlds biggest metal band. They should be grateful for the exposure at least
>You're lucky anybody even utters your name, you entitled twerp.
>The irony is that Celtic Frost have used movements of Metallica songs on their own songs. Hypocrite.
>Never heard of Celtic Frost... enough said
>Damn, seems like everyone is trying so hard to take down Metallica
metallicafags are almost annoying as toolfags.
are you 14 or why do you still have to deal with metallica fans
I once farted so loudly that it made all glass objects in a room ring.
I think this song is a pleb filter, do you like it?
He probably exclusively hangs out with dads.
Emperor sucks!
and they fuck him
i checked youtube comments, that's all. i'm not retarded enough to argue with metallica fans
>hates nerd culture
>was in a band that made Adams Family and Dr. Who references
Yeah, ok, whatever you say.
war metal is a ruse designed to make neckbeards buy more rare vinyls
NO!
Dilfs
>posting comments on youtube
Austrian Death Machine was pretty good, (and I say this as someone who prefers classic heavy metal). Shame the lead singer tried to hire a hitman to murder his wife and is currently in jail.
>THERE IS NO PLANET B
>THERE IS NO PLANET B
it's quite powerful stuff
Wats some good borninlewronggenerationcore?
i only listen to italo disco but post here because i used to listen to metal 10 years ago
Down
that's essential hangovercore you scrub
Speed is the key! "Faster, fucking faster!"
Rec me some ravioli dance tunes.
in leather vests and pants
what is the most anti werdos lgbt metal song?
Why aren't we talking about the "real" album of the year?
I SAID
HEY
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harder than metal hell...
>listens to Master of Puppets and Overkill once
>turns on fuzz
>makes discount thrash/speed that sounds like shit through fuzz
>add Rob Zombie vocals
"powerful stuff"
war metal can never be as fast as black metal.
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I listen to a lot of eurodance, I say to myself its only because of nostalgia, but its really fucking good.
le album le destroed
LEST WE FORGET
>The irony is that Celtic Frost have used movements of Metallica songs on their own songs. Hypocrite.
What?
it's a bit shit, lad
euro power metal is basically the eurodance of the 2000s
name 1 thing I said that was wrong
>eurodance of the 2000s
youre just too weak to handle it
It's not what you said, it's who you are.
>why, yes, I only listen to war metal on vinyl, how could you tell?
Its nowhere as good as eurodance. Also I like 80s pop, the bubblegummier the better.
i think he is implying that metallica invented metal.
by your smell
>criticize my album?! uh oh you're such a bad person
the wasted money on bullet belts
not bad, just shit. Besides, it's not 'my' album.
>No, I don't intentionally listen to bad music, how did you know?
funny how you have that bogeyman of people who don't like what you like, fellow redditor
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ME SOME
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Notice how all her flaws regarding thrash metal are exactly what King Jizzard has
i actually know one morbid angel fan who nowadays does modeling (he's a male)
I can't believe this was a Vektor tribute band all along
>m-m-m-uh ledditors
I dig this. Thanks, user.
Crossover thrash? More like belongs in the trash!
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Got eeeeemm
thrash more like into the trash it goes
>beating your wife
>not hiring a hitman to just fucking kill her
np italo mate
this is what Jesus does to your brain
Fuck this pizza shit, Cro-Mags have finally put their 2 albums on streaming services after 30-some years.
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wew
>Cro-Mags
now that's an user who knows what's good
My buddy who used to be in Traffic Death loved that band and wore their hoodie all winter long.
I don't get it
Cheers to the user who recommended Dark Angel. Made a great workout even better.
Is there any more music by Panoptical Mycosis?
>not already owning the albums
>streaming services
Get a load of this poser!
>suicidal preacher
Next put some Killing On Adrenaline on
Lift while Gallagher shit talks about Pearl Jam
Nice. When will the pizza meme die?
Dave DiSanto from Vektor was abusing his wife.
thx
>I'm so hardcore, I wait until streaming release of albums
When it stops being stupid fun
speaking of metal crime headlines
it shows
>Florida man
>Hours before his Northdale rental went up in flames, investigators say Patrick O’Brien, lead guitarist for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse, called relatives warning about “the rapture” and that “aliens have landed.”
>The next day, after the fire subsided, fire marshals found a large cache of weapon, locked safes and potential explosive devices inside the home the 53-year-old O’Brien
>After putting out the flames, fire marshals discovered a makeshift armory in his rubble. He had 50 shotguns, including one that was illegally sawed off, 10 semiautomatic rifles, including ones like AK-47s, two Uzi-style firearms, 20 handguns and two flamethrowers. When the house was burning, there were reports of ammunition going off inside, set off by the heat, though no one was hurt. Despite this, authorities still found thousands of rounds, stored in boxes, metal cans and ammo belts, as well as many other weapons and three skulls.
>The guitarist’s arrest report detailed the night’s events. Just before 7 p.m., he broke into his neighbor’s home. When the people inside asked him to leave, he shouted, “The rapture is coming.” He subsequently pushed a woman to the ground and ran to the backyard, with neighbors calling 911 and finding O’Brien hiding behind a fence. After police asked him to surrender, he charged at them with a knife. They subdued him with a Taser and noticed his house was on fire. He was booked under charges of aggravated assault on a police officer and burglary.
TURNS PEOPLE INTO CLAY
RADIATION, MINDS DECAY
The first two albums start at around $100 a piece, and I've already went that route with The Age of Quarrel. I'm thankful I didn't have to hunt down Best Wishes, which is considerably more rare.
Now I wanna try bath salts
70'S ARE 5 DECADES AWAY
>Pornogrind
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no flaw
By abuse, this soiboy meant viciously flogged with a soft pillow.
Is becoming a zombie metal?
1.) a black metal band
2.) it's Ulver
she also started a gofundme not even a day after she posted the video
>start listening to a song
>good and interesting instrumentation
>vocals sound like a drug addict beating his wife
>I wanna try bath salts
Good. You'll become a bath ghoul.
>vocals sound like a drug addict beating his wife
So like GG Allin? Those are the best vocals.
No
both are strong points.
dumb catposter
100%
Saw them with slipknot and behemoth, and it's pretty sad that both bands out heavy behemoth
No matter how hard I've tried to not listen to Cradle of Filth anymore, It's just too good, especially the older albums.
Shit I'm hard into electronic music, post-punk, techno, that sort of thing, A bit of black metal when I find something good, like midnight odyssey. But cradle? No other band does it like them. I'm listening to V Empire and it's amazing.
>both bands out heavy behemoth
lul
New behemoth slowed down and became atmo shit
LORD
still you've gotta admit that gojira can be the heaviest stuff ever at times
>Shit I'm hard into electronic music, post-punk, techno, that sort of thing
Well she also wrote about past physical abuse that went beyond a pillow fight. But, yeah, as far as the evidence she presented it was getting hit with a pillow and Dave putting a hole in sheetrock.
metal to pillow fight with wife?
Is there anyone in metal history more based than Dead?
Is killing yourself the only way to preserve your legacy?
Tell me about Tom! Why does he wear the hat?
Literally none of this is me you dumb fag.
Ah yes, Kvlt Cobain
if he took off that hat, would he die?
To hide his receding hairline.
all of this is you nike sweat nigger
>Sailor Mars
>söymer meme
epic collage bro! do you make them yourself
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
literally none of it. NONE OF IT.
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recs for this feel
but it does really exist, in his head. he talks to people in his head. simply ignore
Guess which one came first
FFDP is more metal than half the shit that gets posted here daily
I never really think when looking at a dumpster which piece of trash was thrown in first. But I'm glad we have an enthusiast here.
>FFDP is more metal than half the shit that gets posted here daily
get on my lvl kiddie
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stop denying it and go back to your /bleep/ or whatever
post body, fatso
I dare you to find a more kvlt cover than this
'ate atmoblack
'ate blackgaze
'ate deathcore
'ate djent
'ate tech noodling
'ate melodeath
'ate NSBM
'ate RABM
love me caveman riffs
love me d-beats
love me gutturals
love me slams
love me tin can snare
love me ooghs
simple as
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I SEE YOUR WAY OF LIFE AND I THINK IT'S A JOKE
"DON'T STEP OUT OF LINE, YOU'RE WALKING A TIGHT ROPE"
BEFORE LONG I'LL BE DEAD AND GONE
LOCKED UP FOR THE FIRING SQUAD
kino
I'm legitimately surprised anyone knows this shit
I literally never come to Yea Forums because your taste in music is garbage, including bleep. I only wanted to post about cradle of filth somewhere
Alright anthony fantano
reminder that bands' political allegiances are NOT musical genres.
ough?
why does the band logo look like some EDM Dance group?
You didn't hear it from me, but that bitch is the very reason why the band members left in droves. DiSanto is a controlling dick like most frontmen are, but she would always call the shots and David took up for her even when she was acting like a retard.
Original vs nu-logos
the mid-90s were a weird time
At the Gates ≠ Alf the Gates
These threads always die around 10 PM EST, why?
it's an electronic act
so, I've been avoiding and shunning the whole metalcore/deathcore thing for the past 15 years or so (so basically since that genre became a fad). always disliked the aesthetics of that scene.
then recently I was at a big festival I've been going to annually for over 10 years. Parkway Drive was one of the headliners this time. I watched their show more or less accidentally, and I hate to admit it, but those guys are pretty good. And I feel like the entire festival was in front of that stage, hardcore kids, guys with thrash/black/death metal cuts, everyone was watching and visibly enjoying them.
are bands like that the future of "mainstream" metal?
More importantly, why are you listening to Meloshit geared towards fat Hot Topic dykes?
Have jobs/lives, that kind of shit. Not everyone can be a trust-fund urbanite hipster like the rest of this board.
yuropoors finally stopped shitposting and passed out
remember when Underoath played dungeon synth/black metal
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What festival? I went to Wacken and they played and were pretty good. I’ve noticed Europe they don’t seem to care if people listen to Korn and say Sabbat or another underground band, very different from the US. Parkway Drive is probably one of the better metalcore bands and actually good but the genre is trash overall.
wow, you're a TUFF REAL DEAL dude! sure showed them urbanites
I've had this album for a while now and finally got around to listening to it. I was surprised with how good it was despite all the negative reviews - Glemselens elv, Kaimadalthas' nedstigning, and that random black/thrash song in the middle are fantastic. Is Umskiptar and the rest of his later shit worth checking out?
Because Metal in America is dead.
I’m wondering if it is out west, the eastern scenes are doing fine.
the entirety of Bolt Thrower
recognizing when you've written your masterpiece (Those Once Loyal) and refusing to write new stuff because it'll never be as good takes foresight and guts.
it's because he used old riffs
What's the heaviest FFDP song?
Based kvlt frenchies.
That album’s riffs make me want to deck people in the face
Czral
No, some stupid limp-wristed sadboi isn't based.
But seriously. Chuck.
calm down you sick fuck
Summer Breeze, the Wacken of southern Germany.
Grand Magus and Anaal Nathrakh played killer shows this year. AN played at like 3 am and the crowd went completely nuts, during Forward! we had 3 walls of death.
nice contender
Wacken’s pits were honestly kinda underwhelming, I was expecting a thousand man wall of death for Slayer since it’s y’know their final european fest, and maybe 100 people were in it. An exodus pit in my town with maybe 1000 people at the show was worse. It was fun but not as brutal as I expected. I’d love to see Grand Magus.
real answer—90s were full of shit design
this guy is legitimately insane, by the way
did you read his interviews, jeez-louise..
Sounds like they're perfect for each other.
King Gizzard sucks
We need new thread. I ain’t making it either
New thread
move to
>Wacken’s pits were honestly kinda underwhelming
that's what happens when a festival becomes a tourist attraction for normies.
>I’d love to see Grand Magus.
If you get the chance, absolutely go see those guys. Pure heavy metal bands like them have become a rare breed. They were playing the side stage at the same time Eluveitie was playing on the main stage, and I pitied everyone that went to see those fucks instead of GM. you could hear people singing that fucking chant from Hammer of the North for like 10 minutes after the show had ended.
nah not really
HIP