Love them or hate them, these are the "Big Three" of Yea Forums

Why does Fantano look like a chink slav even though he is italian?

I like fantano. Dont care about those other two fags

Fantano doesn't look Russian

the big three of Yea Forums are my dick and two balls lmao

add the microscope and you've got the big 4 rofl

Based

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>he doesn't know about the chad hoverhand
yikes

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Youve seen his tiny dick? Gay.

Hes not Keanu tho

the big three of /mu. are Lil B, Viper, and pre-1989 Taylor Swift

Fantano has stop sign glasses

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Why has Yea Forums always relied so heavily on critics, unlike say Yea Forums or Yea Forums? Why do so many people here need validation on what to like. hmmmmmm

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Are you retarded? Yea Forums and Yea Forums both spout Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes scores, which are even worse than individual reviews.

you're right. he's even more chad

because on Yea Forums we view critics basically as other anons and we either make fun of their taste or call them based. no one has ever pretended to like scarufficore because scaruffi rated it good and Yea Forums has never had a culture that would encourage that

Christgau LOVES Archers Of Loaf, he gave all studio albums an A or A-
Fantano hasn't heard their stuff but knows they're a "classic band"
Scaruffi rates them above average

Christgau never rated Drive Like Jehu
Fantano gave Yank Crime a perfect score
Scaruffi gave Yank Crime an 8 which for him is a 9+

Which one of these reviewers is truly /our/ guy?

I don't know any of those shit bands but Scaruffi wins every time

There is another way. See you lads on the best side.
STOP LISTENING TO MITSKI
START LISTENING TO SWIRLIES.

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Oh yes, Ott loves BOTH Archers Of Loaf and Drive Like Jehu, putting one album from each on his top 100 albums of the 90s, he is CLEARLY /our/ guy.

BASED

fantano looking sexy over there

dude would probably be pretty hot if he lost weight and actually shaved his head

THIS

I hate all of them

That is much much better than the cult of personality that comes from individual reviewer dicksucking and posting

the scaruffi asian hoverhand pic never fails to make me laugh

id much rather have individual opinions that i can at least get some context on than meaningless contexless aggrregations. it'd be like considering rym to be a consistent critic

what did he mean by this?

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for me it's carles

gril on the left is so cute, with the way scaruffi is leaning towards her you can tell they banged

"critics"

Christagu is not at all

Fantano is defintely the undispituted king, P4K second (though it's power GREATLY reduced from it's peak) and Scaruffi third

Ott is our guy

He’s me-too proof

and kurt cobain and that one guy who keeps making the thread saying leonard cohen is the best songwriter ever

My grandpa is older than Christgau, sits in his apartment smoking and drinking all day yet somehow has more muscular definition than Christgau

What the fuck

Based Circle Jerks and Broken Bones shirts

still think it's hilarious how christgau has written like 20 articles about how his wife having an affair gives him a boner and saved his marriage

>Trump killed Leonard Cohen

What?

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