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power metal sucks
Tom G. Warrior is the God of metal
who's the Devil of metal?
Varg is the God of metal
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Nobody in the history of ever:
/metal/: RROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR YYEEEAAAHH METTTAAALLL DUNUNYNYNUNUNYNUNUNYNYNYNYNYNUNYN RRAAAAAHHH RRAHHHHHHHHH SIS BOOM BAAHHHH WROOAAAAOOOWWWWWWWW NENENENEEEEENNENEENE METAL HAND HEAD BANG WOOOOOO
DELETE THAT
Bear hunters
Nidrosian Cvlt Eternal, Poseur Are a Fukkk
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Nobody in the history of ever:
user:Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Nobody in the history of ever:
/metal/: RROOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRR YYEEEAAAHH METTTAAALLL DUNUNYNYNUNUNYNUNUNYNYNYNYNYNUNYN RRAAAAAHHH RRAHHHHHHHHH SIS BOOM BAAHHHH WROOAAAAOOOWWWWWWWW NENENENEEEEENNENEENE METAL HAND HEAD BANG WOOOOOO
someone translate Hip Hop Jugend
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Cringe.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's based.
I agree metal is cringe
liked and retweeted
only death is real
>death
>a good chunk are black metal
Poseur
>Nobody:
If nobody said nothing, that means that everybody said something, you fucking moron.
King ov Hell
wtf kind of chart is this, where's all the rivers of nihil
>he doesn't into memes
Okay boomer
>yet another day blasting slam and jerking off
we live in blessed times
keep jerking off.
MY NAME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
SLIM SHADY
>Okay boomer
>yet another day jerking slam and blasting off
we live in blessed times
GENERATION X
VILL PARTY UND SEX
>yet another slam daying off and blasting jerk
we bless in lived times
what is the redpilled version of the zoomer?
Varg unironically, he’s an evil rebel
A retard
guys who blast slam and jerk off
sounds like some blessed times
the anti-zoomer trad male
—embodies aggression and machoism, disdains degeneracy
—lifts
—drinks
—knows all women are the same and their only purpose is to get fucked
—stiff upper lip, doesn't give a fuck what others think
—hates everything "-post" and modern art
—writes caveman riffs for his respected 1 man project
—universally envied by all zoomers
You just described an incel. Why would zoomers envy that?
>“Metal music is nowhere, really. I don’t know where it is. If it’s around, no one’s invited me to the party. All of the innovation and the incredible things happening in music are in hip-hop. It’s better than everything else. Hip-hop is weird and avant-garde and flawed and real, and that’s why people love it.” - Adam Levine
Is he right /metal/?
mate he's in Maroon 5. What makes you think he knows a lick of anything involving innovation
>You just described an incel. Why would zoomers envy that?
Somebody recommend me either dark, angry stoner metal or traditional doom with a modern, very low tone and plenty of blues.
I'm pretty much a noob to doom
I'm looking for more in the vein of Cough, Cathedral circa Endtyme and Electric Wizard circa Dopethrone.
not Blind Guardian and Kamelot
SODOMIZE THE WEAK
literally who
First album from them was good t bh
Based as fuck
Based
he said it about rock music, not just metal
>Blind Guardian and Kamelot
ESPECIALLY Blind Guardian and Kamelot
I’d let him bone me, he’s cute
If it is rock music then I agree. Rock is dead as fuck
>trad doom with a modern, very low tone and plenty of blues
if you like semi-obscure Simpson's references, Dr. Colossus are just what you're looking for
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What are those bands that are great on album but suck donkey balls live?
>Adam Levine
He's jewish, of course he's going to say that.
>if you don't like degeneracy and don't care about women's feefees you are incel
zoomer redditor detected
Reminder that white people are savages because Varg said so
Destroyer 666, great on album. Sounds like dying cats live and kk warslut is axl rose levels of assholery
Have sex incel
Jews live in Varg's mind rent free.
He'll be one of the few who will have their name graved in the history of music, like it or not (yeah principally because he killed a man, but that's how fame works)
And his music was great before the 2 last albums
Germanics have literally accomplished nothing of note in history. Anglos come mostly from celts and the modern world was built by greeks and romans.
Based and Vargpilled
Ah yeah I actually heard these guys a few years back
It's quite good but it's a bit too lighthearted and fun for the particular craving I've got
except Umskiptar and From the Depths of My Dark Asshole sucked too
Germany were the absolute masters of music and philosophy from the late 18th to late 19th century.
metal is soi
big deal, arabs invented the modern numeral system and Einstein was a jew
I didn't say Germanics are particularly outstanding over the course of history, I am only saying
>Germanics have literally accomplished nothing of note in history
is false
they destroyed europe 4 times
Literally me.
>4 times
5 times
lol why is he such a spazz
lmao no, France was vastly superior in terms of art (except for Goethe). The germans got the edge in philosophy in the 19th century with Hegel, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche and the jew Marx, but that's it.
What is the metal music equivalent to huckleberry finn? Something raw and rustic but also fresh?
Am I cringe for liking this?
it's not as awful as most say but it's still mediocre at best, like most industrial metal
YOU DONT MOVE ME
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
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SHAKE ZULA
THE MIC RULA
THE OLD SCHOOLA
Choose your character.
MISSIONNNN
OOOOOONE
MURDERING PIGS
FUCKING YOUR WORLD
SATANIC WAR FOR LUST
SLAUGHTER HELL NOISE
FUCKING DESTROYS
SÄTÄNÏC WÄÄÄRFÄÄÄÄCË
Whose the black guy and the guy with vampire fangs? Also why isn’t Ozzy playable?
I choose Abbath
*character's hitbox is too short to be punched*
>synths louder than guitars
I thought this only happened in funeral doom
and currently going for a sixth
>Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Brahms, Mendelssohn, Schumann, Wagner
vs.
>Debussy, Berlioz, Sait Saens
nothing against the later but the winner is clear here
that itself is something of note in history.
imagine not picking steele lol
>black guy
He’s the top middle, looks part black to me
>he doesnt eat hotdogs
Hot dogs are gross as fuck, brats and sausages are way better
>he definitely doesnt eat his own cum
sounds like something a guy who eats his own cum would say
meme-post or not i laughed pretty hard
how fast could George eat Glen?
Warhorse is similar to Electric Wizard
Whats some trad with a similar atmosphere as late 70s Priest, early Maiden and Mercyful Fate? Stuff thats very melodic but also spooky and dark. Like you're wandering through sketchy back alleys of a spooky castle but you're ready to kick ass.
>brats are better
More like brapp worst
They play like iceclimbers
Angel Witch
>Like you're wandering through sketchy back alleys of a spooky castle but you're ready to kick ass.
watch Holy Diver music video
also check out Pentagram (trad doom) and Ozzy's first record if you haven't yet
only post metal is real
yeah lol i forgot about the music part.
was that solo just polytonic?
promising
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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'ate atmoblack
'ate blackgaze
'ate deathcore
'ate djent
'ate tech noodling
'ate melodeath
'ate NSBM
'ate RABM
love me caveman riffs
love me d-beats
love me gutturals
love me slams
love me tin can snare
love me ooghs
simple as
NYDM is shit
slam
based
cringe
You can’t tell me you actually like those fags?
>alphabetic order
i dont know who the fuck those guys are but new york death metal is based
Is every single Enslaved album this generic?
what do you mean by generic
t.ourist
Sounds like basically every other black metal album. I get it’s an earlier one but still.
Besides the most obvious choices (metallica, maiden, etc), what is a band you think is very overrated? For me it’s Possessed, their riffs are all boring and their vocalist sounds like a coked up Bon Scott.
brootle
no, most of them are shit
yngwie
>Possessed
i haven't seen many people rate them very high. they are remembered as one of the first DM acts, and for the track Death Metal. that's it.
>metallica
if you think RtL and MoP are overrated, you're either contrarian or butthurt Yuro
>maiden
who the fuck thinks maiden is overrated
I like metallica and love maiden, it’s just many would think they are overrated
imagine if the names in a yearbook were positioned like this? sad!
>people recommend me sludge like crowbar and eyehategod
>they’re total trash
Why do you all hate me?
>yes, when people ask for doom recs, I recommend sludge or stoner. how could you tell?
eat more hot dogs
Any electronic metal?
Any acoustic metal?
Great shit, especially if you understand it
They’re not metal but what’s the opinion on Greta Van Fleet?
They're good.
Any country metal?
slow down
Very safe but they are a good band overall.
The nothing meme is offensively retarded
Pantera
Hordanes Land and Vikingligr Veldi are classic. If those are too "generic" for you then you just don't like Black Metal
>her: I like all music hahaha
What band do you introduce her to, /meal/?
Cannabis Corpse
Finland?
massacra war of attrition
What’s the opinion on Havok here?
Sludge isn't Metal
Fukk off all stoner fags
Conqueror
We're definitely taking muscle relaxants with a shot of whiskey and listening to BURZUM
>"Damn dude just repeat everything you see unquestioningly lol"
I'll pass.
Give me a band that will make me feel like I’m staring into hell
shit band
stick with warbringer and mantic ritual
how to train an otherwise untrained voice to make gutturals/growls? i've been exhaling raspy just doing vowels but theres gotta be more to it to build it all up.
i wanna shitpost with my MUSIC
t.hasnt had a costco hot dog
i keep fucking biting off my finger calluses FUCK
this
Like total fucking mayhem hell youtube.com
or more "Ye who enter" hell ?youtube.com
Like pure evil, people in sheer agony
yes possesed is known for being first, not being good, mostly because theyre not, but i do like the song exorcism
Oh probably the former then. They only have the one demo though.
gnaw their tongues
fuck off take as needed for pain is based
sounds like cathedral with electric wiz guitar tone
Name a better album than Dopethrone.
[spoiler]You can’t.[/spoiler]
consume less soi
>soithrone
mm dopethrone
My own, of course
Major fag
I like pussy
No you don’t, you suck cock.
Listen to Belle Delphine.
weirdo Lol
They are a good band but very souless
Lmao. Fag got his sóy picture deleted
Darkthrone
>You've been credited with getting Varg Vikernes (Burzum) into black metal. When you first met him did he have extreme views at the time, or was he more of an innocent kid?
>I remember when he joined Old Funeral. He was already very committed and he took it very seriously. He was very into the band Death and death metal at that point.
wtf bros varg was a cringe death fan
based varg
Who /groove/ here?
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
I CELEBRATE A FAGGOT'S DEATH
What are some songs that will get me down from a söy overdose? Me in pic
waiter this pasta is cold and moldy
faster than the beat of Frantic Disembowelment
Fuck off with your faggot fantasies
built for BBC
just like your trad wife
Pissgrave
Umskiptar was good
based
kekk
Which band captured the standard, most classic black metal trademark sound best through their albums, Mayhem, Immortal or Gorgoroth?
Well it depends on what you mean by that. The sound that later became known as the "most classic" is probably closest to classic Gorgoroth.
Based Chuck.
Gimme Rob, except gimme Rob from the 80's
what is some 200 iq metal?
I'd have to go with Varg from that bunch
King Diamond is touring near me. What are his shows like?
Spooky, and some of the best live music you’ll see. I saw him in Indy without makeup in 2015. Going to Louisville on this tour
Darkthrone
Based choice. This album sounds absolutely nothing like its cover
FIGHT, WE WILL FIGHT
AND THEY WILL RUN
UNDER THE SUN AND IN THE LIGHT OF DAY, WE THROW THIS ALL AWAY
INSTINCTUAL DEVOTION TO ANNIHILATION,
ERADICATION, MASS PREDATION MANUFACTURED EXTINCTION
THE POWERS THAT BE, ARE YOU AND ME
LOWER THE SAIL, GRAB YOUR OARS,
NOW MEN IT'S TIME TO ACT!
ROW LIKE THE WIND TO THE SHORE,
ROW LIKE THE WIND TO ATTACK
ATTAAAAAAACK
ATTAAAAAAACK
ATTAAAAAAACK
ROW LIKE THE WIND TO
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Post Grindcore with cranked as hell snares
>second track starts with an OUGH
based
Me irl
>basically the only big modern deathcore band that has leads and solos
based
me irl actually
>rings of shaturn
needs to be cranked harder
cute butt
i gotchu
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>>deathcore
anything with more high pitch yell
is Astarte good or just a gimmick?
Mastodon is so boring
There was a thread yesterday on Yea Forums where the OP asked which kind of future you would like and you had to pick between all kinds of different scenarios. Stuff like interplanetary civilization, technocratic theocracy, nihilistic singularity. interplanetary arcology monumentalism etc
It was a really fascinating thread and now I would like to find some metal which has these kind of themes behind them. Preferably something heavy
pic related is about a guy who goes through isolation in space and gains control over time and returns to destroy the government or something and sets up an immortal utopia for him and his followers.
it is also heavy
thats pretty much what Im looking for
cheers my dude
something like this? not quite as pingy as Carnal Diafragma but it's hard to find snares that cranked without having gutterals and cricket vocals
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Damn, I still need to listen to Terminal Redux, I liked Black Future and Outer Isolation a lot.
nice
its the heaviest shit in F standard ever made
CYGNUS IS CALLING
BOUND TO OUR GRAVES
THE PILLARS ARE FALLING
IN STELLAR REMAINS
melon is söi incarnate
my favorite line is AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It’s amazing how much variance can exist in one band. Take Mayhem for example
>DC: mostly good
>DMDS: alright but overrated
>WLA/AGDoW: a total fucking mess
>Chimera: a masterpiece
>OAC: ok but too intentionally shitty
>EW: ew
gayhem
Yeah, but god damn does it suck when a band you like just produces worse and worse albums after each other
They used to be so good but they chased the money
>varg hates aleister crowley
What a fucking faggot
crowley was a spoiled rich larping edgelord
Magick is real and thelema is legitimate, it’s the next step on satanism except it actually came before LaVey. Ironically LaVey was outdated before he was born.
>Magick is real
[citation needed]
Crowley loved to fuck and get fucked by men in the ass, often as part of his "rituals" and even denounced magick in his late years
There is nothing wrong with having sex with any organism. That’s an abrahamic lie designed to control men’s sexual appetites.
Ty sir
>There is nothing wrong with having sex with any organism. That’s an abrahamic lie designed to control men’s sexual appetites.
yeah, crowley was a fucking faggot drug taking degenerate
Autism
Varg destroyed works of art. He’s a nigger.
churches aren't art, jew.
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Begone pagan scum
Modern western society is built on christianity dumbass. If someone is not culturally christian, they are not western and should be deported.
Modern western society is degenerate.
because we lost religion
>Christianity is corrupted and subverted
>society immediately goes to shit
Religion is still strong.
Christianity is corrupted at its core.
the absolute state of christcucks lmao
There’s a reason paganism died out and Christianity still has over 1 billion followers
>paganism died out
not everywhere
There is no country in existence where a significant majority of the population follows paganism unless you considered african animism as paganism and even then they mix it with christianity.
Because those in power forced it upon the people under the threat of death so they could consolidate their control over populations.
>still practiced by skinny pale fuccbois on a frozen island who have ever seen a black person in real life
sure showed me
Dead by suicide
I literally can't wrap my dick around the fact that this is a 45 years old man. He looks double his age.
They're really good but at the same time they plagiarize Led Zeppelin in everything they do.
GET YOUR TITS OUT
That’s what paganism and prison do to you
>not picking steele for that axe fatality
it's just because of the grey hair and he squints a lot so he has crows feet
He may look like he can push shit in, but his CON and HP are surprisingly low, total meme character
>banging a big titty qt who's into some actually good bm
this is what making it feels like
what bands?
RIBCAGE BREAKING FROM THE INSIDE OUT
OH HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO FINALLY BEEEEE SEEEEEET FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
the day will come of tribulation
AND MANY MEN WILL DIE
THE LORD OF HOSTS IS ON THE HORIZON
AND WITH HIM BRINGS THE PROMISES OF PLIGHT
THE EARTH WILL SOON BE SHAKEN
AS DAY TURNS INTO NIGHT
>literally discover America
I THINK THAT SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO KILL ME
INFECTING MY BLOOD AND DESTROYING MY MIND
>—knows all women are the same and their only purpose is to get fucked
Only a loser would say this degenerate bullshit. Women should be respected, that is real pagan traditionalism
TO RID THE EARTH OF ABOMINATION
I PROCLAIM MY NOMINATION AS THE
THERMONUCLEAR WARRIOR
Don't say this degenerate shit. I hope you're trolling.
I'm actually a magickian, and it is wrong for an adult to have sex with anybody or anything that isn't a consenting adult
Don't say this degenerate shit. I hope you're trolling.
I'm actually a magickian, and it is wrong for an adult to have sex with anybody or anything that isn't a consenting adult
Crowley was a good man though. There is obviously nothing wrong with being bisexual
>having sex
dilate
More like Asstarte
More like: he's Jewish, of course no one's invited him
The Gerogerigegege
Everything he released is good. If you disagree you're a fucking poser
I call her a fascist for liking NSBM and RAC
More like only his 2 first albums were good
This. He has the best discography in metal.
I HATE THE HUMAN RACE
WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACE
I HATE THE HUMAN RACE
I'LL SMASH YOUR UGLY FACE
>another good band fell for the revenge meme
many such cases. SAD!
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diocletian has always been very vanilla
bonus points for the new album literally causing murder though
LET THY WRATH CONSUME ALL OF THINE ENEMIES
SCOURGE THEM WITH FLAMES OF FIRE
LAY THY FEET ON THE PILE OF THOSE SLAIN BY THY MYSTERIES
WE SHALL BE CLEANSED BY THEIR BLÖD
nah
compare this
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to this
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>bonus points for the new album literally causing murder though
huh
same tranny is praising socialism in the shoutbox now
hahaha
>rym
not even once
You're at a slam show and this guy slap's your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
so he was like varg
This
holy shit
Slap his ass
new radiation vomit
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where to buy
hi guys
im trying to find one song that i liked from a band
the thing is i dont remember much about the band
im sure the name of the song, the band and the lyrics of the song werent in english but some kind of eastern european language
i think the music was kind folkish, since it had some accordion and violin
the cover of the album had the face of a weird dude in sepia
i can vocaroo the part of the song i remember if needed
>i can vocaroo the part of the song i remember if needed
do it
vocaroo is required
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i tried, pls no bully
LMAO thanks for that
what's a sepia
a color
this one perhaps?
sepia
noun [ U ] UK /ˈsiː.pi.ə/ US /ˈsiː.pi.ə/
the reddish-brown colour of photographs in the past
Is it not ?
only gore groove
new
no
i guess the only way to find it is to think really hard and remember the name of the song
Did it have bagpipes too? Was it more upbeat or melancholic?
upbeat
i dont think it had bagpipes
wait so whats all this about someone murdering because of Diocletian?
trannies on RYM are hearing "dog-whistles" and are upset so they're claiming that it's because of bands like diocletian that people are getting murdered
something like that