/metal/

it hurts so much

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some retard kidnapped a bus and got rekt by police
youtube.com/watch?v=MHpzO_x7XWk

metal for this feel?

based

nice shoop faggot

ow the edge

youtube.com/watch?v=nzBmSwpFBoI

Listen to Belle Delphine

guys what if Chartfriend is actually a cute metal girl? omg :x

>tfw no black metal gf

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watch less anime, tripfag

he's a namefag not a tripfag learn the difference newfag

what's the difference, still a -fag

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yea Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>tfw no industrial black metal gf
youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA

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What happened to the last /metal/ thread? Why was it deleted?

>tripcode
?

stale pasta

Cancer

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g5i0IHRq9FI

melodeath sucks

Angel

this is what a tripcode looks like +fag, notice it still says anonymous next to it as opposed to overwriting it

tfw no Touhou metal cover gf

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Fuck off tripfag

>notice it still says anonymous next to it as opposed to overwriting it
not really

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lmao I'm retarded but still you can have a name and tripcode seperately. the difference is that with names anyone can write the same one in the field and larp under the same name but tripcodes are generated from certain passwords that you put in the name field to the right of a name. They're generated by typing #(whatever phrase or word)

hey you're the dumbass that didn't know the difference I was just giving an example

>tripfagging this hard

Not that guy, but you knew that was coming you know that

I write Anonymous in the name field
I'm a namefag and none of you will know who

Quit arguing about trips and POST WHAT YOU'RE BLASTING!
Also, checked

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Rotten Japanese black metal like Abigail or Sabbat are the best

tfw no anime MILF metal gf

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I'm detecting a high amount of virginity in this thread.

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God fucking dammit, wish i didn't waste my 666 on a god damn trip/name/whatever fag. Therefor i am currently blasting nothing, i am not worthy.

why is Polish metal so overrated
Mgla, Batushka, Behemoth, Vader, all mediocre

youtu.be/hfsZ4EzSn80

Listen to kat to change your mind

They went full blown gore in the 90's, there was nothing left for the metal stuff to impress.

based
youtube.com/watch?v=6kAJe-U6kQo

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because you listen to entry-level bands
Plaga, Cisza, Iperyt, Azarath, all great

do you prefer the "Burzum" or "Aske" verison of A Lost Forgotten Sad Spirit? for me it's Aske

If you’re having problems with Batushka because of hospodi, it’s trash. Listen to panihida instead, it’s the true batushka

is there anybody in metal that is as much of a unit as Jon Oliva
>Fryrens
>Power of Sprite
>Bite for the Rock
>Hall of the Burger King
>Butter Ballet
>Sweets: A Rock Opera
>Cream of Corns
>Handful of Weight-Gain
>Bread With a Spread
>The Wake of Margorine
>Donuts and Fatmen

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how are they so good lads

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>tfw no black gf

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wifey house

diversesystem.bandcamp.com/album/ad-house-6

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>tfw no crossover gf

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Checked
Fuck.. it hurts bros ://

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>tfw no black black metal gf

youtu.be/mENpzyfENhQ

Was it kino?

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What are your favorite entry level bands?

THICC BLACC gfs are the best

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PERKELEEEEE

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RICOOOO
youtu.be/CyQeDtTnHM8

Old Sepultura.
It's PERRRRRRKELE

imaging the smell

>he fell for le black gf meme

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Emperor version of funeral fog is way better than the original version. Attila sounds fuckin amazing on the cover version.

>tfw no pitch-black black black metal gf

FOCK

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have sex

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i like batushka :(

BWAHAHAHA

girl in the back looks petrified

>he fell for the gf (singular) meme
more for me!

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shes got that thousand cock stare

>tfw no hyena wife
meal for this feel?

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Hello

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I PICK YOU UP
STRAP YOU TO A CHAIR
THEN I BEGIN TO PULL OUT YOUR TEETH

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what does he do next

Mortician is too fucking good

he fucks you in the booty cause he's got no black metal gf

women who make music shit their identity are poser faggots and i shannot be sullying my reputation with their lecherous taint

Fuck off NYDM

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>he fell for the girl meme
take the fagpill more men are into metal then women anyways

I have no idea what you're refering to
I just like the music

Mortician is heavily associated with the new york death militia

What's that?

Cool, I don't care since I'm not from the US

I agree Hospodi is shit, but why is it shit? I unironically enjoyed the first album, did something change?

Why does every death metal fan look the exact same. Crusty beard, bald or long hair, overweight, cargo shorts with old white socks, and a severe strain of autism. Literally no other music fanbase is immediately identifiable

Why don't you have a black gf yet?

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Burzum is one of the most consistently good metal acts ever

What is the new york death miltia?

A shitty metal club

Except that one dude is wearing a skirt, checkmate.

not into bestiality

Then fuck off if you know nothing about our scene poser.

what is google

If being true means I have to wear black skirts then I'm forever a poser.

/metal/™ is my google for all /metal/™ related questions.

>he fell for the gf (female) meme

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Suck my cock, nigger

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>skirt
Must be a pagan metal faggot

Fuck off, Devin

it's ok

I'm more into pussy than metal, pussy

God has a pussy.

Metal to dilate to?

You better be in a band

this but any subgenre/subculture

youtube.com/watch?v=g0wlTye5fsc

Well, /metal/? Would you?

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Any black metal will do

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14 words

A social club where death metal dorks pretend like they're in an outlaw biker gang.

Babymetal and Elven Metal

I like that she embraces both her milf status and her youth. definite Angel

>she

so you... you're into me?

I beat the pussy up
Don't misgender on Yea Forums please. My wife (male) lurks here

the fuck is elven metal and do i even want to know?

I like that term better than flower metal if that is what it is haha

and teh fuck is flower metal? hippie stuff?

I'm guessing it's Euro melopower crap like Freedom Call and Sonata Arctica.

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youtube.com/watch?v=kfgEpa3s1iE

Varg shoulda kept that little frenchie on his LARP ranch as a concubine

S'Cuio mae!! ^_^

youtube.com/watch?v=tOvKjMlhRoI

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this but elven metal
youtube.com/watch?v=tpOzUE8NXgA

Why did i even ask. But thank you for answering.
youtube.com/watch?v=P_dks9WNLjA

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cheers for the first bolded slam release on rym

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What does bolded letters mean?

'ate atmoblack
'ate blackgaze
'ate deathcore
'ate djent
'ate tech noodlers
'ate melodeath
'ate NSBM
'ate RABM
love me caveman riffs
love me d-beats
love me gutturals
love me slams
love me tin can snare
love me ooghs

simple as

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approved by hipster fags

in the top 10000 of all releases (including singles, albums, eps etc.)

people think it's somehow special without understanding there's huge and rapid mobility where releases constantly move in and out of "bolded", for a 2019 release it means even less

yeah but still slam was never near of being bolded

Based and paleopilled

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are you sure about that though? because of how quickly things change there could easily have been one before this

yeah never seen a slam release with that high score and that amount of ratings

Hey Paul,
Fuck off.

tfw no saurian metal gf

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>tfw I thought the new album was okay at best
I was too excited for it, bros

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Holy shit boys i cant wait for this, already confirmed for AOTY and maybe even decade

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BASED TRIPS
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triceratrips

3 horns

3 9

3 3x3

9 9 9

3 3 3
3 3 3
3 3 3

Too non-white

Why do they have two albums with the same name?

give me DM with hard rock influence. something like DM meets speed. does it exist?

Literally any death n roll band.

youtube.com/watch?v=bVKy2Va7Ds0

it's a re-recording

is any of it good? seems like a shit genre

you asked for it

found a flaw

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November is coming up

Xysma baby

Which was?

This is the hardest feel I've ever felt.

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youtube.com/watch?v=uzhbfxXgu60

13

How black do you want em?

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Melodeath

how could you see her in the night?

You can't
youtube.com/watch?v=zDteBSPim3E

thermal camera

Is Ghostemane /metal/?
youtu.be/_tRp_RFeuu4

no
fuck off

how do i join a band i'm bored

fuck, i meant "find a flaw" kek.

Thanks for remind me of the existence of this song.

join a one-man band

glam and Manowar

They told me I was shit

Record some noise

you can always fire yourself and rejoin.

Go to a show. While the headliner is setting up grab the mic to make an announcement that you're looking for likeminded people to start a band with. Sit back and let the applications come to you.

good idea gonna do this

I will, eventually. I have a notebook full of unused riffs

Look at all that power.

The blackest

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true..

obviously yes
no
you fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=UKEfS0F6dno

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racemixing shills get out

n*zi f***** f*ck off

Nah

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kek she has more white features than (((him)))

Exactly, its disgusting.

Tfw no transgf

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Is MGK /metal/?

youtu.be/GPiJjeYI9tk

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That goy is Italian tho

The end of wh*te people is near. Sorry.

Yes

vieri?

Is Poppy /metal/?
youtu.be/izePLzAbc40

No, they look like gopniks

More like this?
youtu.be/CvHFUUe9nYc

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is metal /metal/?

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I HAVE SEEN THE DARKENED DEPTHS OF HELL

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maybe i should post this on guitar general but i like this guy's videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dk9YTk-aT0c

metal with this kind of leads?
youtube.com/watch?v=WbGii7cESNk

What’s the opinion on this band called Zeus? They’re from Cuba of all places and are apparently the most popular metal band there.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Vgl7Ln1do

AND SOON YOU WILL BURN IN THE BOWELS OF HECK

Is Sarcofago actually good or a meme band?

>tfw can't into obscura
the production is so bad even by death metal standards

ooouhh cool stuff

Post your AOTY so far

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What music do I like?

post your fuck you I like it song
bonus points if it's from a shit-tier genre
youtube.com/watch?v=pQYWC9ezebw

youtube.com/watch?v=V6C4BNZBX_E

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youtu.be/YIqbdnaPcT8

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FOR THE KING
FOR THE LAND
FOR THE MOOOOOOOUUUUUNTAINS

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There are a few I guess, but I'm still partial to much of Manson's early stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=NPQD7KxutcM

Don't shit on based Babymetal

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>tfw the song you posted was literally the first thing that came to mind
youtube.com/watch?v=Wmt86RKEkuY

Through the Fire and Flames

pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt

When will elitists stop pretending to hate on based Dragonforce

Why is stoner metal usually so boring and low quality? Toke is such a shitty band for example.

Vader is based though

this. Babymetal has been dabbing on metal autists for almost 10 years now

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youtube.com/watch?v=rgWr2nln83s
fucking love me some emo metalcore

Honestly.

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trash fire is warm...

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Thy Art is Murder - Death Dealer
It sucks

life goals

Thy art is murder is fucking terrible in general.

DIE FOR CHRIST
DIE FOR ALLAH
DIE FOR JERUSALEM
DIE FOR QURAN

Yeah, I actually like some of their songs though. I hate the production
Based shit taste bro

>DIE FOR QURAN
I'm pretty sure it's Torah

they're the best band for solely ironic enjoyment though, considering they did both
youtube.com/watch?v=xA9q7E6Z8vE and
youtube.com/watch?v=GjfrH-5oQTY

Holy shit you're right. Ive been a deathcore poser this whole time ;_;

The game over one is probably one of the most insufferable songs I've ever heard. And I'm a spic, so I hear Latin music on a daily basis.

Make America Hate Again!
Plump frumpft

>gave a pizza to the Brickster and he used it to escape prison
metal for this feel

Holy fuck this album is so good

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Based trips. Every NYDM fest I've been to has been awful because every band is generic garbage, Embalmer in chitown was cool though.
Its international I guess? My vocalist is friends with the girlfriend of someone in Horna through it.
Gets the fat bitches panties wet.

Opinions? Joel is back to a one man record crew.
youtube.com/watch?v=cIht0MPZk9g

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Keyboards are louder than the guitars

Not great, not terrible.
I rate 3.6/5.

SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAAD GUYS
I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME

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I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE
SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH MEEEEEEEEEE

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Sounds like Bat with higher production quality

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Fuck bros... My qt metal gf left me for a deathcore bad guy
What do I do?

I never went to a metal concert/festival cause none of my few friends like metal
How do I cope

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Well, at least your reason is not that bad.
I never went to a concert because I'm a turbo manlet and wouldn't be able to see shit.
5'2 btw

become the bad guy and get new gf
how long were you with her and old are you?
women are usually replaceable

Don't worry bro, it's just a game we play for heaven's sake
you just gotta start looking for a better way to play it. Life is for keeping score and forever more. Stop complainin' and start chaingin' it

i never went to a metal concert because i hate sweaty ugly neckbeards

get lanklet fren to lift you up

that's no reason to not go, I took my 6'7 Mexican rap-blasting tequila-chugging hood friend to knotfest and we had a great time.

I was just fucking around, appreciate the concern though. My girlfriend doesn't even listen to metal

Listen to inri until you like it pussy.

Just checked them out, basically this. Also
>Ryan Waste, Nick Poulos
How the fuck did I not hear of this band before? Thanks for mentioning them, this is pretty good stuff.

Most metal bands with no melodic vocals do it because they don't know shit about music and can't write a decent melody.
Prove me wrong

I only go to shows alone because I'm there for the music, not to socialize like the rest of the trendies.

>How the fuck did I not hear of this band before
I don't know man, actually pay attention to musicians and labels you like?

>muh melody
lmao who cares

People into music, usually

honestly the only reason I know about them is because of that show Mr. Pickles. The episode where Linda has to look after the neighbor's kids has one of their songs playing during the bike chase

Toxic Holocaust would easily be 8/10 if they knew how to write songs. their songs are generic as fuck.

Long time Municipal fan, I also really like Iron reagan and Cannabis corpse so that's why I was pretty surprised I haven't even heard about them. You are right though, I don't really pay attention especially to recent things (there are a shitload of albums I still haven't listened to from bands I like that came out in recent years) because I either listen to stuff I already know or dig out new music via various sources (and nowadays it's about 80/20 on the side of checking out older "classic" bands I haven't listened to.)

Is that show with the demonic dog or some shit?

Thats most metal though.

>muh gay verse chorus verse songs are pinnacle of music, and extreme metal is poopoo!
tourist filter working as intended

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ye it is, it's so low brow and stupid but that kind of humor appeals to me

Black Metal Posting: No poseurs allowed

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I mostly go alone because the heaviest thing my friends would listen is queen or ac/dc.From time to time I go with my dad.

it was this song
youtube.com/watch?v=qya65gKk4gg

not really. even in speed/thrash there are bands that create good hooks, melodies (not gay kind but in musical sense), interesting changes, rhythms, etc. see Speedboozer or Cruel Force.
Toxic Holocaust have great sound but their songs sound like they were made up on the spot.

youtube.com/watch?v=DCzNCahASYE

Not really, just wanna hang with you guys

The only person I'm still in connection with from university is a guy who recommended it to me but it's not for me. He's the only interesting person I can talk which is pretty sad.

Name a better speed/thrash band than Razor.
(You can't.)
In Toxic holocaust what I really like is the primitivity. It's like being at a d-beat gig. You got the basic drum beat and everyone goes fucking crazy. These kind of bands I enjoy the most nowadays.

FREE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

FUCKIN SLAYER

Based Iperyt poster.

what are their best albums

Get better friends lol

If you mean Toxic holocaust then Evil never dies, Hell on earth (their best) and Conjure and command. The other two are meh.

Paragons of Insulin
24 Burgers Ago

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who you mean? anyway, speedboozer has 1 album, Cruel Force's best is The Rise of Satanic Might. Toxic Holocaust's most famous is An Overdose of Death...
also google next time

who wants to hear this man play "Hit the Lights" with 100 mistakes? I know i do.

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I don’t know if I’ve ever listened to any slam unless dying fetus counts. Would I like this if I like dying fetus

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He is my second favorite human bean.

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How much primitive can you get?

HIP

knowing Tom G, he'd probably play completely different Celtic Frost riff and sing HÏTT ZË LËITZ to it

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HITT DIE LITES OUGH

how the fuck are we supposed to prove that a band that doesn't do melodic vocals can do melodic vocals, Einstein?

Hitting sticks and stones together is Grugg as fugg

Totalitar - Ni maste bort!
(before that Disclose - Tragedy)

Rec me some atmospheric black metal :)

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Thoughts?

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He's just pandering

strong sugma to light ligma idgaf about this mook

imagine deathcore but good
they're basically the same thing but with better drums no breakdowns and different photoshop effects on the logos: slam will have gradients and windows xp looking 3d effects while deathcore usually has a metallic sheen or that generic dirt clump texture that looks like it belongs on a hotwheels box

Jungle Rot is basic but damn do they do standard death metal well.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GVnqsoH6uXk

my man, /groovydeath/ riffs are the best death riffs

Classic deathcore is melodeath with breakdowns, slam has slams and bdm riffs. It's not similar to deathcore, slamworldwidecore is just deathcore that happens to have slams.

/lifting metal/

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>gives best Megadeth album in years a 4/10
>gives 8/10 to recycled Motörhead and Big 4 riffs put through a fuzzy distortion pedal
Dystopia is great, ItRN is painfully average, and Tony has shit taste in thrash.

Megadeth hasn’t had a good album since either Countdown or Rust

Metallica hans't had a good album since either Justice or self titled

Megadeth sucks fucking ass and never had any good albums.

>not Cryptic Writings

Slayer hasn't had a good album since seasons in the abyss

Anthrax hasn't had a good album

metallica isn't even a band

Based

Metal Sucks™

new

All metal sucks except the bands Tom G. Warrior has been in

youtube.com/watch?v=Rptxw5O-nww