Thoughts on Billie Eilish?

Of course

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Billie Eilish is such a fucking idiot I hate her so fucking much. She was LITERALLY born into the music industry, and grew up in an area of LA where people like Skrillex and Beck came from. Her brother is a fucking professional music producer yet people still want to sit around and talk about how fucking smart and talented she is holy shit man. "uhhh buh her voic is so good!" yeah maybe if you're a fucking dipshit teenage girl that started learning how to sing from taking choir freshman year of high school but obviously her voice is going to be good. Listen fuckhead, imagine you're born into LA, you're entire family works in the music industry, you're parents put you in the fucking LA Children's Choir when you're 8 years old, and you sing for literally you're entire stupid fucking dipshit wannabe depressed life, obviously you're going to be able to sing very quietly and do falsetto pretty well by the time you're 16 and your fucking MUSIC PRODUCER BROTHER is helping you write music. But that's not even the worst part of Billie Eyelash, her stupid fucking wannabe depressed attitude. Look, I get it, she's 16, she doesn't understand her emotions yet. But If she's 16 and want to express her emotion, learn how to express it in a way that isnt the most fucking vapid emotionless shit on the planet. One of my favorite bands is Radiohead, and Thom Yorke has a quote where, in regards to their music being sad, he talks about how it's not about the music being sad, it's about using that emotion as inspiration to make something good. Billie Eilish is homeschooled and hangs out with celebrities every fuckin day, but all she can manage to do with her emotion is by basically bragging about being depressed 24/7 like it's some cool shit. Is there anything more annoying than those fucking idiot chicks you knew in highschool that would talk about being sad all the time? Then why the fuck are you imbicils actually supporting this dipshit that just brags about being sad all the time. Jes

us christ I hate Bully Goolash so fucking bad.

every fucking day
durr hurr
same fucking picture
same shitty music

like if this is the best you can do in terms of a publicist i would be a little bullshit if it were my money not going to lie dude

>appropriates the aesthetic of proles
>grew up in a stable, affluent family
>LARPs about her background and values in her music
>surrounds herself with “woke” musicians despite being dumb as a doorknob herself
The zoomer Bob Dylan.

Only because OTR's numbers have dried up.

she wants to be black

true dat

Dies she actually think this looks scary?

I want to [spoiler]hold her hand.[/spoiler]

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She fucks niggers

Based Rick and Morty

please post proof or GTFO retard. bilie is queen

What is her musical talent?

Singing, playing an instrument, composing music?

there was a literal 9x9 collage in a different thread of her in post negro sex

is anthony fat??????

literal none. her appeal is that shes quirky and unique and relatable. she makes none of her music, i doubt she writes very much (and even if she did its still shit) and her singing is slightly above average at best. total pl*g

post big titties

She's THE REALEST

Nah he's thicc though. I think he puts on like 6 sweaters for the Cal character.

Music is taking a nap please check in later

bitch looks like rabbids

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Is this real?

The billboard charts have made me want to kill myself since late 2017.

i want her feet in my mouth

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the billboard is actually what's killing me

Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said “uh billie eilish is so cringe why don’t you listed to xxtentacion?” and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said “you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn’t get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said “put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful ” and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide” he then was like I won’t allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn’t going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said “i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls”but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said “spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh” and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that’s the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday

Same desu

why would she do this

How the fuck am I supposed to read this without green text?

based

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paizuri when?

Billie Ellish has talent, but not enough to make her legendary. she's a good singer but not a unique one. there's nothing about Billie Ellish that makes her stand out except her 'depressed' persona she portrays. She's relateable to the current teen population that has been shown that it's okay to glamorize depression. It's cool and trendy to feel sad. her voice isn't normal pop so I guess she's can be considered alt pop. to be fair I haven't heard any artists speak in that monotone whisper voice she has. In conclusion, I highly dislike her music.

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What was Yea Forums's opinion on Lorde when she debuted?

I fee that the problem with Billie is that she comes off as a try-hard and it appeals to the 15 year-old teenage girls of today. Those girls would be listening to Evanescence if it were 2006. Billie also seems to be hooked up with a producer(her brother).

idk didn't listen

>to be fair I haven't heard any artist speak in that monotone whisper she has

Perhaps the vocalist named "Selena Gomez" would like a word with you. Selena can't sing so they have her whipser.
"Hands to Myself" and "Bad Liar" are some songs she uses her almost whisper voice.

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sorry buy anything apart of the disney industrial complex doesn't count

And fags here continue to tell me modern music is as good as in the 90s!!! Fuck you fags

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Based, but not redpilled

Dead eyes

I like her music

Billie Eilish is 17
Billie Eilish is a fucks niggers
Billie Eilish's popularity is entirely artificial

Underage coalburner plant

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based and redpilled.

I only like music that can be 'nightcorized'. Her music sucks in nightcore.

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benis :D

pls don't be real

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who?

i like her songs in nightcore better than in original form. but they are not strong nightcore songs, agree.

Jesus H Fucking christ, look at that list.
Like really really look at it.
What the fuck timeline is this?
I mean, all you can really do is just look at it.

youtube.com/watch?v=hKcF0itQjeA

nah but he has some pudge because he doesn’t eat meat or eggs so most of his protein intake comes from nuts and powders

This guy gets it

>is Anthony fat

Have you seen literally even one of his videos? Of course

Good

This is the peak of her fame. It's all downhill from now on.

And with shit like: being written in mainstream publications you know it's only a matter of time before everyone sees right through her "alternative" image.

Ive got pics of her tits

Ha

nigger

Manufactured Britney Spears

industry plant

i love her and her music

ugly feet desu

How the fuck has this meme of a thread been up for 15 hours

cringe

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disgusting whore

What does that even mean

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My roommate thought it was a good idea to replay the same fucking song for a week, so obviously I dont want to hear her music ever again

I would literally give my life for this pussy.

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debased, yet strangely redpilled

>17 years old
>been metoo'd more times than you'll ever have sex
stay mad

absolutely unreal

She's okay. I'm not a fan of the type of music she makes but she seems pretty chill and down to earth. She doesn't buy into the glamour side of Hollywood of showing tits, ass and flaunting which I respect.

But once she turns 18 mfw

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>she seems pretty chill and down to earth. She doesn't buy into the glamour side of Hollywood of showing tits, ass and flaunting which I respect.

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>popstar is a plant
>in other news, water is wet

yes

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>her performance was so bad that the BBC deleted it

Based

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What I would give to be one of her nigger pets for just one day...

brehs can anything below an 8x6 dick HOPE to satisfy her?

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Is that period blood?

Good read user, here's a (you)

Benis indeed user, Benis indeed

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it was a post like "haha I accidentally stepped on a berry look at how it ruined my pants!"

*sat on a berry

ahaha so funny man she should sit on my dick and see how it ruins her ahahaha

my 30 year old female coworker loves billie eilish because she is supposedly an indie sensation that was homeschooled and grew out of nothing (???)

a bitch is a bitch, whether she's poor or rich

ahaa agreed homie

>grew out of nothing

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wait people actually think like this? they don't have any sense of skepticism when it comes to celebrity's upbringings?

Billie brings the autism out of Yea Forums posters, so I like her a lot.

...

bad guy isn't even her best song

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no but it's got the dirtiest lyrics
it's litterally alanis you outta know or fiona criminal all over again

No way Billie can sing as well as either of those two.

Did you even bother reading that full article? It DEBUNKS the notion she's an industry plant. Her parents weren't famous, they were FAILED actors who nearly lost everything in the 2008 housing crisis. Billie and her brother grew up dirt poor. She also had many squabbles with the label early on in her career. She wasn't a total unknown either, since she had already been recording music with her brother's band since she was 11, and the band had some clout in the local East LA scene. FFS read.

>look at the lyrics
>literally two half verses
when did pop music become such shit?

>who nearly lost everything in the 2008 housing crisis
Wow, it's almost as if white people who make money buying up the homes of proles of colour in order to sell them to other middle-class whites lose their money once a crisis hits!

But no seriously, I'm 30 years old and remember very well what happened in '08. You had plenty of stories of "the guy who owned three homes now owns none".

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>Her parents weren't famous
they werent crazy famous, but had jobs in very well known things. also, her brother worked in glee and other very important shows. ALSO, the important thing is showing connections to music industry, which both her parents, other family members like uncles and her bother had. so stfu
>Billie and her brother grew up dirt poor
yeah dirt poor home schooled in a nice neighboorhood with 3 pianos, musical instruments, recording devices, internet connection, etc. all in LA. super poor lol. like fuck off, shill

You're the one who didn't read it, dipshit. Billie's rise to fame was carefully crafted, which is what makes her a plant. It doesn't matter if her parents had a ton of money or not. Their and her bro's connections are what made Ocean Eyes go viral and also what got her noticed and signed/planted. Without her brother's music industry ties, Ocean Eyes would have remained buried under 100,000 other songs on SoundCloud.

>Billie Eilish is a fucks niggers

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Her entire persona is literally a corporate product, mainly marketed towards 15-20 year old Zoomers who make semi-serious jokes about being depressed and wanting to kill themselves. Anyone paying attention saw this coming a mile away.

Pic related, her original "look" was this, absolutely nothing like the "weird, edgy, depressed Zoomer wearing baggy clothes" look she has now.

I gotta hand it to them, this has got to be one of the most genius marketing jobs of the century.

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Also, notice how she only became "dark" right after X's death and the labels were looking to cash in.

the most obvious example of corporate plant

>Published on Mar 29, 2019

Why is this song top 1 right now? How does this work?

Combination of OTR losing numbers and tons of radio payola for Billie.

Based prole defending Eilish hater poster

She is 17 but looks 30. Typical bong genetics.

youtube.com/watch?v=fwC30E1IVKQ
>wearing a skirt

Mediocre

>Lil Nas ft. Billy Ray Cyrus
>Lizzo
>Lil Tecca
>Post Malone

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Won't listen to her music ever, the zoomer girls can have their zoomer taylor swift

uninspiring. The same goes for all these other 'alternate rappers' who just feel so middle of the road. So easy to be liked with their 'quirky personalities. Rico Nasty, Tyler, Earl Sweatshirt, coi leray. They just perpetuate the nihilistic/materialistic culture of millennials

she look like she real tangy

i mean paying for stylists is hardly a new thing, it's just astonishing it took them this long to create "baggy clothes zoomer"

xD that was so random ahahah

same stupid fanbase

worked

hey song bad guy its like kanye black skinhead plus a really bad she & him zooey deschanel song plus like.. gossip girl background music

I blame obsessive teenage girls and the fact they are the only ones actually buying a particular artist's music in large volumes. How the hell is old town road is still number 3? Its a fucking novelty song, that meme died of long time ago.
Is the billboard just total sales and radio play time? If so its really out dated. The internet is the modern medium for music.

>local man surprised pop music is still bad

nigger

BUMP

would taylor take photos like this?

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why would a young woman write that on herself

Because she's soooo edgy.

eating ass is edgy?

just need one with no shoes and no socks. you feel me?

kek how fucking new are you
unironically better then it was in the late 90s

youtube.com/watch?v=QWhHNKsbcNM

She loves pooping,

POOP FETISH CONFIRMED

holy shit

this is actually good. too bad there's lots of other stuff like it :(

Look at when it was recorded: 2016. Before she got payola'd to death. Before she ruined her voice.

>2016
holy shit she really did an entire re-work of her image since then. I had to double take to see if it was actually her

It's all contrived. She didn't start speaking with a blaccent either until she started really blowing up.

>She didn't start speaking with a blaccent either
Link?

its not blaccent its what everyone on crack cocaine sounds like

youtube.com/watch?v=q438-QXTlGs

only emo suicidal zoomers listen to her.

who is this host hahahaahaha

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Nice tits.

She seems like she has a good voice but she wastes it making the kinds of shitty songs she usually does. Don't like her ugly image and don't like she doesn't actually write her own songs. Not an exclusive thing to her, but I just don't like singers who don't actually make their own shit.

Nice tits tho, too bad the baggy clothes usually hide them.

she is literally talking in the same accent 3 years later kys
youtube.com/watch?v=8EGJMC6Xr_8

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who

>Thoughts on Billie Eilish?
Low
Key
Milkers

she looks like lil xan

She's the Bart Simpson of music

Notice how much more articulate and real she sounds here. In all her newer interviews she sounds so try-hard.

Wow it's all shit

I hope Squirtle pees on you

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Pretty bad desu

skepta and jme's sister

and what's wrong with that exactly? do you really expect her to wait until she turns 18? and why does the race of the men she fucks is relevant?

lol

How come this exact OP with that exact pic always gets >150 replies?

It's a forced meme that actually seems to have worked

>suspiciously placed emojis
what, did she shit herself too?

So she's the female Jonah Hill. Disgusting.

Well, if ASMR can be turned into a form of art, she's trying hard.
Btw, she's thicc for a 17 years old.

id relate to her more if she had tons of acne like me!!!

How predictively shallow to criticize a successful person when you hate who you see in the mirror.

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>and what's wrong with that exactly? do you really expect her to wait until she turns 18? and why does the race of the men she fucks is relevant?

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Some of the most erotic lips I've ever seen. Amazing tits, Her ass needs more work, but the foundation is there. Her personality isn't all bad. It isn't really great either, but she'll change into a more mature person over her career, so that's fine. That's what I think.
Wait, she makes music?

Motherfucker look like young weird Al

stop hating on her she is a genuine good person, sure her music isn't the best but she is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She's kinda funny too

i'm offended by her music

>that top 10
grim

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what a fucking cuckold, she's not gonna suck your cock buddy

Middle one isn't her. You would know that if you weren't faceblind.

So fucking sick of seeing her face every three threads on this board, what's the next thing /moo/ won't shut the fuck up about ever?

her songs are super boring. xany is listenable but thats not saying much. it really is just image here

can't you filter her name or something

Read an article the other day comparing her to Kate Bush since here in the UK she's now the youngest person to have a number 1 in the charts since Wuthering Heights. People always seem keen to jump the gun with female artists, I never see 20 y/o lads being compared to Bowie when they have some success.
>thoughts on Billie Eilish
Listened to her WHERE DO WE GO album and, like most music that comes out, is perfectly okay. Bad guy is an obvious meme song and it wouldn't surprise me if it was produced with that in mind. Industry Plant is probably too harsh since the definition applies to most artists, but she's worse than most in that regard. The moment I start seeing articles about what a success story they are and how original they are I see them as far less sincere than other artists.

I hate everything she does and shit on her constantly but to be honest I like that one song bellyache but I don't tell people.

She's getting blacked.

Can you faggots go 2 days without a billie eilish thread?

This thread has been up for 2 days

nigger fucking whore

Titlet

lol

God's judgment is coming. The slate will be wiped clean as humanity is eradicated. No less than we deserve.

she's great desu

in the pro wrestling world these people are known as “marks”

is mu this slow? how's this thread still alive?

no shit?

Can't wait for the inevitable change of image when she's getting her tits out at every opportunity

based Billie thread

Because pretty much every girl of her age is getting her ass licked by some dude. Do you still think girl wait till marriage to have sex? Kek

She’s like twelve years old here and yet she looks like a thirty years old. Jesus.

Pretty sure the youngest person to reach no.1 is stevie wonder at 13 years old

>> do you really expect her to wait until she turns 18?
I mean, unless one can get married before 18 in America...

I will pluck my eyes out if Billie can sing anywhere near to as well as Kate. Girl flubs nearly every live performance she's done in the past year.

>since 2017
Why don't you kill yourself already faggot?

The real crime there is Lizzo. Not defending eyelash but Lizzo is in a whole another level of sucktitude.

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Why she make music don't like why?

what kind of woman is named billie lmao

If only she had a dick

the thread that saved Yea Forums

bruh

Billie has saved me

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Still more popular than you, loser!

fat kek
who is it then? a-asking for a friend of course...

What is she saying during this picture? Looks like she's saying "ah-rickymaroo!" or something. Is it a candid pic? The mouth is open unnaturally for a smile.

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what's special about this? see this on a daily basis at my gym/the local high school

Stop talking about yourself now you ugly whore.