/metal/

*kicks the shit out of KK warslut*

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MOAR
youtube.com/watch?v=utwmnkw9Rf4

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>Metallum is if you know the band you’re looking for or a similar band but blindly is bad
I've had a lot of bad experiences with it in the past honestly. But that could just be because when Im looking for similar artists its usually fairly obscure bands that basically no one has heard of.

When I go to Cattle Decapitations page (Not even an obscure band) the top listed band in "similar artists" Is Dying Fetus, which frankly I find a touch ridiculous. So there's that

>s-stop posting entry level bands!
youtube.com/watch?v=q4juigf6Xp0

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>killed power metal
fixed

Not enough BDM
youtube.com/watch?v=sWhJ-swVXV8

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Cannibal Corpse is pretty okay.

reminder that Tortured Existence is better by miles

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they're both good but epidemic just happend to be more popular

Personally not my cup of tea, but if we're posting BDM I figured I drop this here. youtube.com/watch?v=xEkKvM8SJgw

>kicks the shit out of KK warslut
He got sucker punched by a faggot. At least he isn’t a worthless nigger.

Blasphemy

r u guys retarded?

youtube.com/watch?v=udIT-F3ea_c

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australians are the niggers of anglos

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maybe

Both are solid albums. Time Bomb though.. not a big fan.

Anglos are the niggers of the world

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EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHH
EUGHEUGHEUGH

EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHG
youtube.com/watch?v=ptL1NeJ6I2o

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Thoughts on Devourment's new album?

thanks for the laughs in the other thread, anons

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blessed

based

undeniable fact
anglo metal is inherently untrue

Except Sabbath.

What's the best Cannibal Corpse album?

post 1 (one) deathgrind album that tops this
spoiler: not even their sophomore does

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Is that all just ross bay merch or does he have more than Revenge up there

The Bleeding

inb4 some tourist posts cattle decapitation

youtube.com/watch?v=BUl-9rDa11Q

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is this a new edit? gotta add this to album

>albums with clashing swords/battlefield chaos samples

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give me some BM charts
i have not listened anything besides darkthrone, mayhem, ulver, bathory, clandestine blaze and polish meloshite for past 2 years
need to expand

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Time Bomb has some duds (Mongoloid for one) but when it kills, it fucking slaughters. (Unidentified, Blowtorch)

read the FUCKING PASTEBIN YOU FUCKING TOURIST FAGGOT

I'll give you that. I enjoyed those songs more than the others, rest of it was just one big "meh" for me.

they have made slam great again

Also this

why is bathory so fucking good

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>discount Motörhead/big four riffs with a psych rock coat of paint
wow it's fucking nothing.

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The bleeding or Tombs of the Mutilated

>Chätiment
Absolutely based

ah yes

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unpopular opinion coming through
Gallery of Suicide
you niggers know it's true

I didnt know I needed this until 5 minutes ago. Probably the heaviest thing I've ever heard.

My definition of heavy doesnt seem very popular though, so mileage may vary.

Please, I beg you, give me more albums that sound like this.

Just downloaded all of Devourment's albums. Can't get enough of them.

FOREVER AND OOOOOOOONE I WILL MISS YOU
HOWEEEEEEVER I KISS YOU

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It's an okay album, but it has a garbage album cover.

HOW COULD YOU HIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
YOUR LIIIIIIEEEEES
YOUR LIIIIIIEEEEES

It seems most bands only have a couple good albums.

Aristry. Read the story on how they got this album cover and you'll start to understand Quorthon's dedication to art

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ROCKIN METAL MOTHER FUCK
I FUCKING NEED A PORNO MAG

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Honestly I dont like the production on Molesting The Decapitated,which is the only other album I've heard from them. Also not a huge fan of the tin can snare, and the vocals on that album were ok, but nothing special in my opinion.

I love the new album though, the production is so much crunchier and in your face, I want to say it sounds cleaner, but I know thats not exactly a fitting description of it, I also like the vocals a lot better on this one. I love how noisy and heavy the guitar tone is to no end, it does a great service to the style they play.

One of the only slam albums that "Clicked" with me.

MY GIRLFRIEND WITH OTHER GUY
HE SAID IT WAS AMAZING
SHE IS FUCKING FAT
BUT SEX IS FUCKING HOT

SHE PULLED UP HER SKIRT
I WANNA FUCK WITH YOU

HOT SEX AND FUCK OR DIE

DON'T BE SUPRISED
SHE IS A PERFECT BODY
THOSE GREAT BIG TITS
I REALLY THINK SO

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Interesting.
Got any more Slam albums that "clicked"?

Here's the deal. I'm gonna be at a birthday party and a crypto-alt-righter redhat faggot is gonna be there. Rec me some tunes that would make a nazi seethe
He HATES iskra

JAMES
HAVE MERCY UPON BEARS

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You don't even need music faggot, tell him to take off his hat.

fuck off, commie

Just listened to it, works for me.

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Napalm Death
Panopticon
Dawn Rayd
fucking Neckbeard Deathcamp

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Is it called Slam because it makes you want to slam into shit?

Got chu

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It's called Slam because I slam my penis into the boi pussies that listen to slam.

>if you don't like nazis you are a commie

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Not really, I kind of discounted the style, which Im regretting if theres more stuff reminiscent of this

youtube.com/watch?v=n6u6QgDxR5s
This is pretty good, but I think that Obscene Majesty blows it out of the water.

Again, I think its in the production. Its just so FUCKING HEAVY

I want more but I dont know where to look :(

no need to try so hard, just call varg a pseud fag and it should do the trick

assuck
brutal truth
agathocles
sore throat
warsore

WE AR E ROCKING METAL MOTHER FUCK
WE DONT LIKE WEAR UNDERWEAR

can confirm, this makes me mad

...based?

Pretty much any grindcore or crust punk.

thanks, that would probably trigger him. I want to make this guy look like the whiney manchild he is front of my girlfriend (his ex)

aborted hitler cock

This sort of activity is very fucking female. Just do your own thing and don't be a fucking schemer faggot.

The Raunchous Brothers

fuck varg and fuck atmoshit

for what purpouse? his life is already miserable if he gets angry if someone dislikes varg

Why are you replying to me

It's the trap of metal. Just extreme ignantness.

only death is real

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>someone writing a veritable word salad of far left buzzwords and advocating for unprovoked aggression against an alleged right-winger can't POSSIBLY be a communist!

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why are you here FUCKTARD?

Isn't it just some Swedish bodybuilder posing on some set with the Bathory s/t shopped onto his head?

I tried. This guy keeps trying to fuck my girlfriend and refuses to let up. Sends her dick pics, shirtless pics, calls me a loser to her...
He's some toxic gym bro that that has bullied me for years

pure chance
fuck varg and fuck atmoshit

>Hey! You hate this, right? Yeah, dude, don't you totally hate these lyrics??... hey, where are you going? No, come on, but you hate it right? Ha! I totally got you! Everyone saw that I got him, right?

>taking a dude's sloppy seconds
>posting on Yea Forums about how to make him mad
>disdain for varg
yep. looks like we've got soi here

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Fukken baste

Nice LARP

soi

So kick his ass. Playing music he doesn't like seems extremely petty and gay.

Jesus christ

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Ok then just bash his skull in, assuming this isn't a larp.

>playing music you don't like is aggression
i think it's time for you to go dilate

and like that the söy disappears.
FILTERED

>I want to make this guy look like the whiney manchild he is front of my girlfriend (his ex)

If you're trying to impress your girlfriend by upsetting someone else, regardless of their dumbass views, rather than impressing her with your own qualities, you're fucking pathetic.

Do I even want to know what post got deleted?

Who actually does stuff like this? It's like something a child or woman would do.

This.

trying to impress a cute girl in one of my courses.
should I wear my Holocausto tshirt or my Goatpenis sweater?

I prefer shit that's "FUCKING HEAVY".
More Heavy = Better

It was just some faggot larping. nothing interesting.

depends, is she white?

aaaaaaaaaaand thread is ruined

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Stop talking about relationships in the /metal/ thread, dumb fucks. Post metal.

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Based and heavy-pilled.

why would that metter

What is the vaporwave of metal?

post black

Blackgaze and atmoshit.

HEAVY FUCKING BLACK

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I was fucking baiting. You low iq alt-rightists will take any opportunity to feel superior

I don't like the clean production of modern slam. I want something raw as fuck.

Goatpenis. It's a better conversation piece.

>ITS FUCKING WHISKY TIME

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fuck varg and FUCK ATMOSHIT

Blackgaze and atmoshit, maybe postblack and some stoner metal.

white women love animal cock so i would go with goatpenis shirt if so

IT'S THERE FOREVER

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I'll rape all the girls in a minute if you don't post metal.

based poster
metal for the feeling of seeing a based poster make based posts?

Post Heavy Rocks

youtube.com/watch?v=k2KBIs__91s

This is why I have no friends. I don't want to deal with idiots.

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OUGH OUGH OUGH OUGH
youtube.com/watch?v=oErpd1h00Ug

>metal for the feeling of seeing a based poster make based posts?

So this is /metal/ in 2019...

I'm a socialist Corbyn supporter, you fuckwit. Nobody needs an opportunity to feel superior to you when you're embarrassing yourself on an anonymous message board.

dude willfully let's himself get shit talked by his girlfriends ex. Proceeds to ask /meal/ what leftist metal faggotry he can use to trigger him because supposedly he's in his own words """""crypto alt right.""""" claims the dude sends shirtless pics and dick pics to her too

damn i want some tendies

New Devourment sounds like Disgorge.

My girlfriend is bringing over some of her black co-workers for dinner on Friday and I want to make them feel as unwelcome as possible. Can I get some metal for this?

I wish Bulldozer got more love. Underrated as fuck.

wtf

Body Count

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Intolerant In Flames, aka Arghoslent

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Based misanthrope

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I need some slamming brutal death metal to fuck my girlfriend to. Any recs?

I said I was fucking baiting you retard. You think I wouldnt break up with my girlfriend if she was putting up with him disrespecting me like that and not blocking him?

I dedicate this thread to me.

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damage control

based

Did they fug?

HAIL SATAN
WORSHIP MISANTHROPY
EMBRACE DEATH
MASTURBATE TO WOMEN
FUCK MEN
ROCKING METAL MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA

dude just get off this site already. Go play risk of rain 2 and cry it out over some game of thrones later

I would rather talk to people on /meal/ than make friends in real life. Too much hassle.

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i wish i could date gaahl

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Lmao you fell for the joke again... altrightists are too easy. Y'all think you're so smart but you get baited this fucking easy...yall are retards
masterrace my black ass

Nah. We called you out for being a fagola and you're just upset so you claim you were baiting (Basically the "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme) as some sorta damage control for your terrible attitude. Fuck off man.

I sure hope you are trolling.

this.
I wish I didn't have to see people at work.

Any metal I can play during sex that will make my girlfriend forget she's fucking me, a man with a tiny circumcised white dick, instead of a large uncut black man with an 8" horse cock?

Metal for shoving 5 dildos up my ass to?

the latest KPN album

by production quality? stoner

now this... THIS is what soul looks like

But for real though, I was just joking.
I am, don't worry. I'm actually some soiboy SJW cuck or black

>black metal band has music video

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Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

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Gorgoroth

*not actually

This is what NEETS listen to.

fuck off

Yeah, I'm thinking it's based.

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Is Rob Scallon based? Not necesarily metal but y'know, based?

Any modern BDM that has raw production?

youtube.com/watch?v=vvLAVqxgyYU

HHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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I'm sick of seeing his stupid ass hat and video ideas in my recommendeds.
I did like that one about the pipe organ though.

trench warfare

YOU FEEL IT
YOU FEEL IT
YOU FEEL THE RUSH OF IT AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

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'ate atmo
'ate blackgaze
'ate deathcore
'ate power
'ate symphonic
'ate djent
'ate fantasy
'ate prog noodlers
'ate DSBM sadbois
'ate groove
love me caveman riffs
love me d-beats
love me gutturals
love me slams
love me tin can snare
love me ooghs
love me divebombs

simple as

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>it's the most kino music video ever

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how do we stop them bros?
how do we prevent them from ruining Ukraine?

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Why do normies listen to rap music? Metal is where it's at.

what came first, blackened death metal or war metal?

the BASED jews at youtube already BTFO'd their channel

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>wanting even more normies to "listen" to "metal"
kill yourself

>why doesn't everyone like what i like
grow the fuck up

>black metal band not named Immortal has music video

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1. metal is what my dad listens to
2. you can't listen to metal while having sex
3. rap has just the right amount of agressivenes to blast it in the car while also having swag

Dakhma

>i was only pretending to be retarded

You want attention? I'll give you attention, motherfucker!

>you can't listen to metal while having sex
You're banging the wrong broads.

This guy needs some (You)'s pretty bad.

>I am going to die a virgin.
Metal for this feel?

War

any 2nd wave black metal

some "i want to play dsbm but at the same time i want to play nice rock" band like lifelover should do it well

Yeah those are the types of videos I like. He did one on the Carillon and another on a "stadium organ" where the guy had been playing for 33 years.

Dream Theater

Burzum

burzum

I would say Blind Guardian but I've fucked a lot of she-elfs

>I just had sex 30 minutes ago and I'm eating the dinner my wife made me
Metal for this feel?

those are not my opinions, it's what the average normie would probably answer to that question.
normies like to have sex to the sound of bryson tiller, the weekend, ariana grande, blastin the occasional gangsta rap when they feel like going hard

Suffocation

some normie shit.
we're all virgins here

Stop talking about sex in the /metal/ thread, faggots.

slipknot and limp bizkit, grandpa

Twisted Sister

go back to r9k pls

My girlfriend and I are both Dream Theater fans. I showed her your post and she laughed.

>the haunted midi xylophones
youtube.com/watch?v=f1CW-DBggKE

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I come on here to escape. Fuck real life.

STRIBROS ASSEMBLE

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here dude
youtube.com/watch?v=qkx5xrGynWY

/metal/ is not a safe space, virgin.

youtube.com/watch?v=6EhbZPgjC8A

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>virgin calling people virgins

this desu
at times it feels like a war

Why do niggers keep using bm fonts?

Sad larp

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Name the best song off of each of these albums.

Sad Wings of Destiny
Sin After Sin
Stained Class

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virgin steele

Stop pretending to be someone you're not.

Time to listen to Portal - Outre

it's still novel to them, kind of like when white people found out about rap and starting shoehorning it into their buttrock songs

Some younger rappers who, I think, are legit fans of metal/punk started to use it. Then Kanye saw it and hopped onto the trend which popularized it.

>2. you can't listen to metal while having sex

Yeah you can

Pic related, my gf.

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All of them

Girlfriends suck. No pun intended.

early burzum*
varg sounds extremely efffeminate up to and including Det Som Engang Var

Any harsh noise metal?

filosofem is the pinnacle of weak atmoshit and his post prison ambient albums are some of the gayest music out their
>muh ancestors duurr i live in the past
fallen is pretty good.

Just discovered this hidden gem. Is there anything else like it?

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Wold

yeah, it's called death metal

Did Scott become a normie after dissolving Xasthur?

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examples?

Tetragrammacide
Full of Hell
Gnaw Their Tongues

no, he became Chad.

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Get laid

Practically my fav band in extreme metal, the compilation album never gets old and i know each song by heart
>138
>butcher the weak
>their songs off the ossuary record split
After that their newer ones aren't as raw sounding, but I'd probably enjoy it the more I listen

Just discovered this hidden gem. Is there more like it?

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SBG is by no means hidden my friend. Refer to OSDM charts. Also move (chronologically since you like SBG already) through the rest of the Death discography, you won't regret it

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>Tetragrammacide
quite.

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daudi baldrs is kino

Kinda. He got his dick wet and started a folk project.

dick dont work no more

no

You know any more bands that sound like them?

Just discovered this hidden gem. Is there anything similar to it?

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i wish there wasn't

Just discovered this hidden gem. Is there more?

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Now there's a classic.
*cracks*
*sips*

Check out this hidden gem.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=0tEAFPGh97U
Apart from this I don't know much, Devourment just stands out imo

>not honouring your ancestors
Leave the hall degenerate

Devourment sounds like four trains colliding into you at once.

i dont give a fuck about my ancestors

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Anyone heard this album? I'm thinking it's AOTY material.

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nice find, brother.

>i dont give a fuck about my ancestors

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>Intra-Dimensional Vessel of Were-Robotics, N-Logics, and Assorted Lattice Intelligences
Hmmm quite indubitably

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So why is this album considered a classic again?

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correct

Here's another hidden gem.

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Why would I give a fuck about dead people I never knew?

Looking like that, who would

Belus is like the strongest Burzum album wtf are you talking about. First release after he got out of prison
youtube.com/watch?v=830xNRZg3Fo

Because it’s great, you had to be there kiddo

Only every other P*wer M*tal album ever made.

Time to clean house

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Stop making fun of me.

more hidden gems

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fuck the meme, just post every Death album

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Never heard of this band before. Are they any good?

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>Why would I give a fuck about dead people I never knew?

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burzum fans

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Just pretend game of thrones isn't on there

Wow! Never heard of this before!

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Roast my genetics

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i wish my ancestors were fucking DEAD

cringe

Funeral Moon > Tranny Hunger

probable octaroon

????
you can hear when the drum loops sometimes

Retarded soi meme is retarded.

>s°y-face right there on the cover
why do people take this guy seriously again?

>French black metal

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More?

>Tranny Hunger

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Mhm yes this cover bears quite a few similarities to the classic painting The Scream yes. Mhm

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Analog synth > metal

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It is looped but what do you mean you can hear it?

N E W

It's that buzzaw riffs and drumming that often goes chaotic it just sounds thick. Then there's that signature slow chug that sounds doomy almost makes me think something bad is gonna happen.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XuEcs8wr6EQ

I think it makes it hypnotic. It adds a different quality to the music that Varg has stated he wanted, despite that the recording technique was ultimately compensatory. Glemselens Elv summoned some really deep reflections in me the first time I heard it while driving home on a long highway in winter.

>clandestine blaze

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Absurd.

S O U L

NO SIGN OF THE MORNING COMING

is there any metal which is new and interesting but not soi

seems to be that you guys hate difference from the norm

Production is a bit murky but it's good shit.