By the time Björk was Billie’s age she was already making great music for the Sugarcubes. Billie still hasn’t made a good song but because she’s an industry plant she is more famous than Björk ever was.
Why is Billie Eilish such an artistic failure?
By the time Björk was Billie’s age she was already making great music for the Sugarcubes...
Ryan Green
Adrian Powell
my eyes have been set on fire
Owen Long
The Volta picture is hilarious
William Powell
how do I unsee an image?
Brody Cruz
The best thing to happen to Billie Ellish is for her to just disappear AKA get kidnapped and dumped at the bottom of the ocean. She'll never be cemented as an "icon" that way thank God.
Zachary Hill
It's weird, because the crackwhore aesthetic Billie employs has been around for years now and was starting to get a little boring. I wonder why people are interested by it suddenly. She just looks like the manifestation of 2015 tumblr whores applied to a music star.
Juan Fisher
Björk can actually sing and understands what "works" musically.
Billie is a hack with a terrible vocal range who relies entirely on her brother and south Florida SoundCloud rappers for clout and credibility.
Noah Adams
It would be 1000 times better if she started doing porn
Dylan Green
It’s still a shitpost
Hunter Turner
Basically she’s been fucking every SoundCloud rapper signed to record labels for years to get her name out there. Her pussy must be so loose from all the BBC.
Jordan Cox
Nobody cares about your gay cock obsession, homo.
Connor Thompson
Yeah, good luck trying to turn someone whose music (which she barely writes) is meant for 13-year old suburban white girls and/or to be played inside a Forever 21 into an "icon".
Lincoln James
why in the FUCK would you make something like this, SHAME ON YOU
Carter Wilson
Yeah, I'd prefer Charlotte version too.
Brandon Clark
How about this
Henry Roberts
i hate this image. i have never felt this much anger to an image before
Adrian Evans
i have a severe hatred for whoever took time out of their day to create this abomination of an image (except the volta one that shit’s pretty funny)
Nicholas Morales
I've been trying to get a Bjork thread off the ground for MONTHS to practically no avail yet all it takes is somebody contrasting her with Billie Eilish to get you all interested? This board is fucking laughable
Jaxon Lewis
heh it made me laugh too
Josiah Morris
reminder
Isaac Evans
Vulnigenic would be absolutely kino
Dominic Watson
>tumblr whore
nah, she's a female version of a Soundcloud rapper, that's why her look is popular
Bentley Butler
nah dude vespertopia would be beyond based
music boxes and panflutes are the best instrument combo change my mind
Jeremiah Bell
Sorry guys
Isaiah Anderson
Need to hear debuphilia
Isaac Jones
She isn’t an industry plant, fucking retard. She’s 100% a manufactured pop star. A jewish golem.
Nolan Myers
What’s the difference?
Nicholas Cox
Bump