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>metal

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Unironically honorary

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Opeth is metal whether you like their music or not.

How is Opeth not metal?

thoughts?

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Most underrated heavy band and album

Best metal album of the decade.

thinks?

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What is the best website to see upcoming metal releases?

>liking king jizzard and the cum gargling retard

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pretty obscure pick

post your playlist

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>that pic
poser

Based hip-hop jugend saving the bears.

ok incel

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Ch3ApGOek
deathrash
my house edition

it's not even a proper metal album, it's just regular Gizzard psych/stoner with metal parts. while psych/stoner is actually ok (for the genre), the metal parts sound absolutely shit, like bad imitation of metal made by 14 year old. if you want actual thrash, check the charts. if you want more speed, check Cruel Force, Speedboozer, and tangentially related Deathstrike

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just dont reply

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How can you really be a metalhead without liking death growling? It's the most liberating form of vocalization. I guess you also have to be a horror fan that wants to take on the role of the monster to get it, but that's practically what comes in mind.
youtube.com/watch?v=3dNs209b_Y0

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can you give an example of a "metal part that sounds absolutely shit" cause i'm kinda missing that

Will it be based?

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The singles sucked absolute ass, but it's not bad.

>It's the most liberating form of vocalization
It's literally the opposite. It's most restrictive. Death growling doesn't have much flexibility and for the most part all sounds the same.

Self immolate was a single riff played over the same beat over and over again

>it's the most liberating form of vocalization
lol no. i don't even like black metal but BM screaming and shrieking is as liberating as it gets.

Lol

"No"

The most liberating form of vocals, almost by definition, are madcunt mentalpatient vocals
youtube.com/watch?v=7cfskAGScbA

s o y

Soi memes are running this board.

holy FUCK just STOP
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT SOI
YOU'RE NOT CLEVER
YOU'RE NOT INTELLIGENT
EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING ONE OF YOU RETARDS RESPONDS WITH SOME VARIATION OF SOI OR AN IMAGE OF SOMEONE WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN
YOU'RE RUINING THIS GENERAL
FUCK
OFF

is there a groovier album than this?

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Idk if this is even the right thread but I just came home from a Rammstein show and it's seriously one of the best concerts I've ever been to.

Onions is a pretty good way of describing metal bands that could be good but aren't heavy enough, that's probably why you hear it so much in these threads.

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>>It's most restrictive
There are so many levels and styles of growling it's like a whole language with varying accents if you git gud with it then you mix in highs and it's one of the most diverse sounds a human can do

I prefer lows
>grunts
>gutturals
>growls
>gurgles
you can also transition to highs while maintaining depth and it sounds like getting sucked into a blackhole

i just listened to it twice again and the closest thing I got to a single riff being repeated was the riff that was played twice behind the verses, both of which had unique bass, drums, and solo

A friend of mine went back around 06 and he said so too. I've always wanted to see them but theyve never come to my province.

>growls aren't good
youtu.be/Wry9G6rcdQw

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cry more faggots

>heavy
hey corekiddie

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without the hurr REE belching then there might not be

>when you give a s o y poster a "you"

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any CBT album

They're a progressive rock band now. I like their new stuff, but it's not metal.

weeeePEEEtuu uuuuuuuuuUUu UUu

so you posted the wojak again

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it's just really hard for me to get past the fact that it sounds like someone who had a bad taco crossed with banjo kazooie

/ourguy/

melodeath sucks

we need more jimmy edits

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it's pretty good for a shmup soundtrack though

just imagine you're that turd passing the swiggly swoogly of intestines as it gets groovy

Stick to posting signatures so you can get banned faster kid

do you not like guttural vocals in general or just that album? those are more burpy sounding than most

>t. Jimmy

I just started noticing a lot of metal nukes itself with meme scream, too often meme vocals just completely level a decent track

youtube.com/watch?v=scq4NtklFqo
1:02, ive tried following along with the lyrics to see what he was saying there but failed

youtube.com/watch?v=ExHj08ir8EE
here's the best madcunt and he's mostly barking

ok.
on Planet B, Organ Farmer and other tracks the vocalist is trying so hard to sound like Hetfield, stressing every syllable, it's just embarassing. you won't hear this often in thrash. the whole problem IMO is that the band does obviously try to imitate speed metal sound, but the "impression" is really basic and never goes beyond superficial—just Motorhead beat played ad nauseam, loud fast solo etc. it would be ok but never goes anywhere; it gets repetitive quick because they have no idea what they are going to do with it beside just gimmick. there are a million metal bands that do the same thing except they are actually trying. moreover, these parts hardly fit the sound and obviously feel out of place with slower, more melodic blues-y sound of the band (2nd track which is just hard rock simply sounds way better and less tryhard because it has no gimmicks). the solos are technical but again they feel superficial and go nowhere, which would feel fine on psych but not here.
"riff" on Perihelion is like a D-grade thrash. Venusian 2 gets even more repetitive than first tracks. Self-Immolate starts interesting, then you realize they are going to play the same discount Metallica riff for the whole song.
that's why I fucking laugh at people who say this record """revived""" thrash. how? by shamelessly imitating such "rare forgotten gems" like Metallica or Motorhead? what an achievement. you know if it was a record by a metal band, people would call it absolute garbage, right?
I feel that the fans of this record are like those who cheer on retarded kid who finally managed to draw a flower at 20.
thanks for making me listen to it twice.

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When does this album get good?

The first song is the best.

Give me some good Japanese metal bands. I already know Sabbat, Loudness, and Sigh.

Galneryus

Thoughts on this ? Can't say if it's heavy metal or not, but it's really good

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Loudness only has one good song and it's not even metal.

King Diamond's new albums

It's a great piece of hard rock. Totally underrated

It would be a masterpiece if the rest of the album lived up to the first track.

so never

soi
the post

>any time i talk about my extremely feminine taste they call me feminine

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soitard seething

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>Reign of Fury

These guys don't get nearly enough love. I'm surprised you'd include their first album over their second though.

it does, desu
take your loooove awaayyyyy

HIP

Anthem

I love to larp as a werewolf

Give me good bands that have a spooky sound and are based around vampires

Really like this album. Didn’t even know this band existed

who would win

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Tom

Can you recommend some good werewolf metal?

gay

Any sasquatch metal?

>these guys don't get nearly enough love
these faggots have a song praising transgenders on their second album. they're absolute soibois and I don't give a fuck how good their recycled metallica riffs sound.

metal-archives.com/search?searchString=Werewolves&type=band_themes

metal-archives.com/search?searchString=Sasquatch&type=band_themes

Lykanthropus Rex by Leviathan

Mb it's with a c youtu.be/CIOU76yCWWI

You goofballs can't just add random animal names in front of metal and call it a whole genre

penis metal?

youtube.com/watch?v=wtbtbunI6EE&feature=youtu.be

I am just the bass player Uncle Jim played all this though
including the bass somehow
it is like something that people are fond of in the subconscious spaces of their leisure they think of such matter

post elephant metal

Giving the album a try

youtube.com/watch?v=AdQpVc-u0mY

this music here is called Uncle Jim
basically the genre is called is called Uncle Jim
we are getting somewhere

like Uncle Meat
your taking from Uncle Meat
though Uncle Meat gets a few things from Uncle Jim

Who let this schizo in?

>praising trannies

Which song? Either I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics or I skipped that one.

They don't
You're just a literal schizo

UUUGGGHHHH

It's odd, there's been a noticeable increase in these weirdos across several boards. I think some state must have cut off their health insurance or something.

Or it's the same guy.

Give me some unironic dragon metal

>Mental Vortex and not Punishment for Decadence or No More Color
What downs syndromed toddlers cobbled this shit together?

ROUND ONE. FIGHT
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VS
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>Leelah Alcorn (November 15, 1997 – December 28, 2014) was an American transgender girl whose suicide attracted international attention. Alcorn had posted a suicide note to her Tumblr blog, writing about societal standards affecting transgender people and expressing the hope that her death would create a dialogue about discrimination, abuse and lack of support for transgender people.
reignoffury.bandcamp.com/track/all-is-lost

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I'd hope not. There's some nutter on /ck/ talking about taking bird antibiotics and eating raw meat at the moment.

Well, I didn't know, but it shouldn't make you seethe this badly

Why does power metal have the best art?

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Bruh, that's not even apparent from the lyrics. It just comes across as a generic muh-parents don't accept me song.

Even if you can't over that fact, that doesn't mean the rest of their stuff is bad.

it does, because I listened to the album without paying attention to the lyrics and found it quite good, but thankfully someone on /meal/ brought that to my attention
I have no problem with metal bands who have different views from mine, but praising literal faggots is the most un-metal thing there is. Letting these faggots take over metal is going to kill this genre just like it is killing several other forms of entertainment. Fags ruin everything they touch.

>, that doesn't mean the rest of their stuff is bad
yes it does

>it does, because I listened to the album without paying attention to the lyrics and found it quite good, but thankfully someone on /meal/ brought that to my attention
>I have no problem with metal bands who have different views from mine, but praising literal faggots is the most un-metal thing there is. Letting these faggots take over metal is going to kill this genre just like it is killing several other forms of entertainment. Fags ruin everything they touch.

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Pure autism

Also to keep the thread on track, another band that never gets any love.
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Judas Priest did fine

Keydragon

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Things that are not metal:
-homos
-trannies
-blacks
-women
If a metal band incorporates ANY of these things in to their music, they are no longer metal and their discography becomes irredeemable garbage. If you want to advocate for these things in real life that's fine but the moment you bring them in to music is the moment you mark everything you've created as trash forever.

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seething inceloid

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u mad

based

Could you at least post some music if you're going to keep spazzing out.

youtube.com/watch?v=MPn2e5zG1Lk

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>finndeath

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Fucking incel. Suffocation, Doro, and Judas Priest are more metal than you will ever be you worthless loser.

looking forward to this new Coffins record next month
youtube.com/watch?v=qFc5Jd85-fw

show me 1 (one) Judas Priest song where the lyrics are about faggotry.

all of them

youtu.be/wQXJaE5icVk

Hell bent for leather, grinder, turbo lover, etc

>the nu-male fears the samurai

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welp, never liked them anyway. always found the vocals a bit gay (heh)

that's actually pretty fucking funny ngl

Their new 2 song ep? or the new album? The new ep's "meh"

You’re just a kid with shit taste, now fuck off loser.

Fuck off minority sympathizer. You're probably a faggot or nigger. Or worse, a woman.

keep seething you cum gargling faggot

Suck a dick fag

>Could you at least post some music if you're going to keep spazzing out.

>posts power metal

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Ooooo I’m so scared of you keyboard posers. Retards like you should be euthanized.

youtu.be/UUXbeWF2tY4

Black metal ruined metal, prove me wrong

>Ooooo I’m so scared of you keyboard posers. Retards like you should be euthanized.

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>"I'm not bothered"
>writes a whole paragraph about why he's bothered
cringe

youtu.be/hCz4g7lZrUA

89607182
Lame

living after midnight, ram it down, screaming for vengeance, riding on the wind.
unironically most of the Judas Priest classics can be interpreted as being about taking it in the ass, but honestly it's irrelevant. Good music is good music and even Mozart had songs about eating ass.

>even Mozart had songs about eating ass
that's bullshit

I love Judas Priest! (no homo)

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How do we run right wing retards who can’t play worth shit like James Shitfield out of the scene

no one has made any threats toward you, there's no need for you to be afraid, you little faggot.

>i'm not bothered
I literally said it did bother me, you illiterate retard.

now shut the fuck up and blast some metal, you cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=uKTi5MmkBn0

keep seething then
it must suck to limit yourself to listening to pizza thrash

>implying I would ever be scared of fatasses on Yea Forums
You have no self awareness do you?

only the strong deserve life
youtu.be/UpJ6UeSi7qQ

>Brandon likes metal
what the fuck

>How do we run right wing retards who can’t play worth shit like James Shitfield out of the scene

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I kinda wish a NSBM artist would walk up to Suffocation’s guitarist and call him a nigger. Fucker would be breathing through a tube if he was lucky. You do not fucking talk shit about Suffocation.

The GOAT vamp album
youtube.com/watch?v=cIy4Ve8YEh8
Lots of black metal have a vampiric vibe and/or theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=q7UgU0J0exY
youtube.com/watch?v=_e154E4TgX0
youtube.com/watch?v=Joo0XL7TCUk

something similar happened with KK Warslut
He got his ass beat by Caller of Storms

He really can’t though, he’s a talentless hack at this point.

You can't. Stick to punk and indie rock little commie :)
youtu.be/D2MWrvJu8zg

I’ve seen Destroyer 666 live and they fucking suck. They’re like a shitty Venom ripoff. Midnight is fucking better.

Modern metal comes from punk dumbshit. Only doom doesn’t which is usually apolitical anyway.

>I kinda wish a NSBM artist would walk up to Suffocation’s guitarist and call him a nigger. Fucker would be breathing through a tube if he was lucky. You do not fucking talk shit about Suffocation.

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Söyboys don’t listen to suffocation shit for brains.

youtu.be/yiP_lvt5SNA

>just finding this out
Guess who's the new faggot here

Music comes in premade playlists called albums. They tend to be pretty solid. You should listen to some.

yeah that was based. fuck gaygay warslut

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>"Leck mich im Arsch" (literally "Lick me in the arse") is a canon in B-flat major composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, K. 231 (K. 382c), with lyrics in German. It was one of a set of at least six canons probably written in Vienna in 1782

youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk

>Modern metal comes from punk dumbshit. Only doom doesn’t which is usually apolitical anyway.
youtu.be/2xnnTN6oz9k

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Have a nice vacation

I won’t be banned for long basedsoicringereddibro :)

Give me an album for sleeping, something atmospheric

Metal is not good for sleeping.

So is their new album any good? Twilight Force isn't something I'd normally listen to but I might start to.

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It's okay to good, I'm listening to it right now

Yeah, it's good. I personally think the song in the OP is the best so give it a listen and if you like it listen to the whole album. It's pretty based.

Bong
youtube.com/watch?v=LeFLz8iKWgg

youtu.be/yedkKccl2wc

I fell asleep to Malevolent Creations "envenomed" before, I'm not ripping on the album at all. It's fucking brutal, and Brett's vocals are like a demons. It just mellows me out and I just happened to doze off to it.

why not? I've slept while listening to brutal dm before

it's not. a while back i would listen to grind just before sleeping and i would get terrible dreams.

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death metal is dumb but fuck i love double bass drum

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>suffocation's good so black guy tough
I've seen Suffocation live, and looking at the guy. I've got to doubt he'd hospitalize anyone.
No he didn't, you utter poser. He referred to Caller as a nigger and got cheap shotted by another member of Blasphemy with a bottle. Lurk more, talk less. You clueless fuck.

>nu-male blast power metal

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>Destroyer 666 live and they fucking suck. They’re like a shitty Venom ripoff. Midnight is fucking better.
I genuinely laughed at this. Imagine being retarded enough to call D666 a Venom ripoff. Fucking tourists these days.

take the spacepill

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clean falsettos are the most metal vocals

post more death metal to scare away the children
youtu.be/kvXR9ZRJuq0

>Wait, what did you just say about black people?

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How does the rest of Twilight Force's discography compare to the new album?

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Dawn of the Dragonstar --------------- 6/10
Thunderstorm ---------------------------- 7/10
Long Live the King ---------------------- 6/10
With the Light of a Thousand Suns - 8/10
Winds of Wisdom ----------------------- 5/10
Queen of Eternity ----------------------- 9/10
Valley of the Vale ----------------------- 9/10
Hydra ------------------------------------- 10/10
Night of the Winterlight ---------------- 8/10
Blade of Immortal Steel --------------- 3/10
The Power of Ancient Force --------- 1/10
Enhchanted Dragon of Wisdom ---- 2/10
Forest of Destiny ------------------------ 8/10

youtu.be/icwNtcmqj8Y

>The Erosion of Sanity

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these bands are very bad

youtu.be/uvoVoGAeSG0

controversial

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q8C7Ke-62ok
youtube.com/watch?v=FOUDDcIsokU
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youtube.com/watch?v=EG6F1m1Gi4k&t=31s

delete yourself

>welp, never liked [judas priest] anyway. always found the vocals a bit gay (heh)

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Suffocation deserve better than to be your token "what about this black guy?" band

tracklist ranking in descending order

mars for the rich
planet b
organ farmer
perihelion
venusian 1
self immolate
hell
venusian 2
superbug

pretty good album but a few duds that could be better... loved the environmentalist message this band incorporated in this album and a few be4 this...

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nuffin

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I’m sure you haven’t seen them live then otherwise you’d know they sound like a worse Venom and suck. Saw them with Ares Kingdom which was generic as fuck and Watain which sucked too. Black metal live is balls.

this should help
youtube.com/watch?v=2Vyw_FGIhAE

sleeping/late night reading is the only time i have found Burzum to be worthwhile, it's actually quite good for it

it's fine. it's not thrash

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It is thrash, but it isn't the pizza thrash you usually listen to.

I've seen all the bands you've mentioned bar Ares Kingdom (how are they relevant to this btw?). Doesn't change the fact that Unchain the wolves isn't comparable to Welcome to hell. You'd have to be a fucking retard to think that. And calling them a Venom ripoff, while praising Midnight is truly laughable.
>Black metal live is balls.
Hot take there, poser. You trying to justify me calling you a poser or something?

>powerwolf

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That looks like some shit you'd see on a 500 pound neckbeard's DeviantArt profile.

i would rather have pizza thrash beamed directly into my mind 24/7 than listen to pitchfork-core gimmick of the week stoner rock

>It is thrash
How?

distorted guitar = metal

>hating music just because it's making waves
You can go cry yourself to sleep with the rest of the Metal Archives moderators who were forced to unblacklist them.

because anthony fantano said so

making waves in the toilet perhaps

youtube.com/watch?v=EcaWMa23C4M

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Anthony Fantano has more of a grasp on thrash metal than these mongoloids do. If it isn't drowned in death metal shit, no one wants to listen to it.

any metal about non-human primates, particularly the great apes?

>who were forced to unblacklist them
They weren't forced to do shit, they're on there because some mods a cuck who actually likes this trite. If this is too undeniably metal to not be on there. Guess they better start listing Slipknot too.

Yes seconding this. Perhaps something a bit, primitive?

>They weren't forced to do shit
Why don't you have a conniption over it, you hipster fag.

Metal for this feel?

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Did you just call me a hipster for not liking a literal hipster band?

Is there any good metal with a nautical theme?

You know quite a bit more about Pitchfork than I do, so yes.

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Mastodon is fucking gay, fuck off.

I know next to nothing about pitchfork.

giant squid

Black metal is the best kind of metal, prove me wrong.

Power metal exists.

varg has stated a few times that he originally meant Burzum to be evening music and that the albums are actually magic spells meant to carry the listener to a magical dimension as they fall asleep.
it's not just black metal, it's black magic

Well when you don’t live in europe and no black metal bands come to your city besides watain once and that’s your experience, then yeah it was pretty fucking trash. My local scene is all doom and death

>giant squid

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>varg
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

has anyone ever bought something from Metalzor.com?

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dude just posted Sulphur Aeon, theyre pretty good

Grindcore, at least it’s not pretentious as fuck about being shitty.

Is there any sauna metal? Maybe like songs about saunas, or band members working in a sauna?

alestorm

no

___

a new schizoposter on Yea Forums... keep posting saunaguy...

Thanks for recommending this, it sucks ass.

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>saint vitus
>shit
Get better taste faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=UxV7GTbqC10

not as long as this album exists

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I've tried to like power metal a few times but could never get into it. Any album you would recommend?
>pretentious
Kek, point taken. I like the actual music itself though.

Dio fucking sucks

pitchfork-mentioner here, the guy you are replying to is not me

Dio's not bad, but I mainly like more 'extreme' stuff like black or death metal

I don't care where you live. If you've only been to one black metal show, you're probably a tourist.

Go stick a bong up your ass, stoner mongoloid.

Wintersun

go back to cvltnation, you massive faggot

>any album you would recommend?
not him, but:
Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I & II
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle Earth

edguy: tears of a mandrake

metal, much like horror movies, becomes onions and embarassing when it's too self-serious

recommend me trad or doom metal with vocalists that dont sing raspy or harsh
early candlemass, early solitude aeturnus, reverend bizarre as examples

If you can listen to grindcore but not get anything out of USPM, then there's something wrong with you.

This is why people hate power metal by the way. Go back to playing dungeons and dragons.

Elitist prick, I’m not driving 5+ hours to see a band I may not even like when our scene has doom bands I do like.

>Dio fucking sucks

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This post is cringe worthy and you should feel bad for posting it.

What killed /metal/?

black metal is peak larp

>candlemass
B A S E D

elitism

>defending ed edd & edguy
I bet you smell like ass odor and Axe Body Spray.

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metal fans

Black and death metal are worse.

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That guy you replied to isn't me by the way ()

>nofunallowed.jpg

>I've been to one black metal show (Watain), and now I think Destroyer 666 sound like Venom. Btw I like doom. Please take me seriously.
amazing

Fun is subjective, especially when there's people out there who enjoy being fucked in the ass like you do. For me, generic flower metal fronted by some incel isn't my idea of "fun."

every 3rd post being a wojak/onions/etc shitpost

me neither

>having fun ever

>doesn’t like doom
Well now I know who really has the shit taste. You must be european or something or just a faggot. Any red blooded american metalhead loves doom metal.

that's because you take things too seriously, just relax a bit user

old Edguy is great you bitch

>amazing

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And some king diamond look alike screeching into a microphone about satan or white power isn’t my idea either.

Shit music is shit music regardless of whether they're singing songs about Satan or dragons and rainbows. Edguy is garbage.

this

im honestly not sure if someone is paying this guy alot of money or hes just literally 25 iq

Why are you assuming I'm into any of that? You're a weirdo, for sure.

Oh they say that it's over
That it just had to be
Oh they say that it's over
We're lost children of the sea

Yeah doom metal is based

Tom G Wario rofl

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new

you think what I like is shit
I think what you like is shit
guess we're even then

You're no different than those neckbeards that claim old In Flames and Cradle of Filth is good.

Doom's infested with stoner faggots and actually fucking boring live. Try again.

I don't like any of that, so you're just being a retard on purpose. Also, why are you typing in stanzas like your faggot ass is trying to write me poetry?

god you're dense, it's no wonder you hate good music and like shit

Edguy is for fairies.

Yep, must be a faggot. Doom shits all over black

>dude dopesmoker is ebic
90% of doom is utter trash if you're not a drugfucked retard

RVNNING WILD

What /meal/ blast?

youtube.com/watch?v=1aj0TcvPf8o

stoner doom is its own subgenre

suck my dick janny bitch

277th for cum metal

I love power metal, especially fantasy metal. There's just something so comfy about it. I really need to do a deep dive into it, because most of the metal I listen to is more in the crust/sludge/black/death realm

SO FAAAARR AWAAAY

youtu.be/ZbEjvrYFlI0

youtu.be/m9emu9fnGmg

H E Y

People that rip on Dio or Maiden tend to be breebree chugcore kids, I’ve noticed

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