How do I learn how to dance? I'm tired of just standing around at concerts/clubs. My current dance moves are cringy as fuck.
How do I learn how to dance? I'm tired of just standing around at concerts/clubs...
Lucas Powell
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Jackson Walker
get by yourself, have a beer or something, put on something that makes you feel like dancing, and just feel it and let it happen no matter how much of a gay retard you look like. get crazy, get stupid, etc
do it enough and it will be natural in the wild
Daniel Watson
1. learn to 2 step
2. always keep a beer bottle in your hand. NEVER drink it past 90% empty, so it’s not obvious that it’s a prop.
3. doing any kind of dancing makes you appear more confident than the 80% of other guys wallstanding
4. if you’re gonna dance, go to the middle of the dance floor. you’ll look like a pathetic faggot if you follow this advice, but try dancing on the wall. get out there and move
4. 2 shots of Jameson + bottle of Bud Light. I can offer more advice if needed. I’ll be watching the thread
>t. seasoned collegiate fuckboy
Ayden Walker
if you are too self conscious, it's going to make you stiff as fuck. So try to relax.
Also don't try to do like some pre planned steps or moves too much, try to make it flow. Just listen to the music and try to sort of harmonize your body with the music. Let the music control you.
If it feels good, it probably looks alright. So try to go with the feeling first.
You might look like a retard at first, maybe you can just put on some good tunes on your headphones and dance at home.
Charles Long
You guys are the most unbearable cringe fags in history, fucking die. This thread convinced me it's time to stop visiting here. Might as well blow each. Yikes 9000
Nathaniel Perry
Just drink a bit so you don't care about people around you.
Gabriel Hall
i pregame, get too drunk, try and mosh with strangers and wake up in an ice bath with a kidney missing
Aaron Ward
HOW EVERYONE ITT DANCES
youtube.com
Nolan Green
Alright I'll give it a go. I'll look into this 2 step and I'll baby my beer. Thanks!
Robert Johnson
You're welcome sweeetheart! I also have tips on how to give a sexy blowjob, and would love to trade dick pics :) you can baby my beer bottle
Xavier Hall
shut up faggotp
Ryder Long
Yes I'll try a beer, that tends to loosen me up and enjoy the moment. I'll try to restrain myself, cause when I really enjoy a track I start doing stupid shot when I dance in my room.
Cool. I'm tired of being a fucking wall flower and watching everyone enjoy themselves while I'm standing from the sidelines doing shot. I've had opportunities to dance with women but I was too much of a pussy to go through with it.
Ayden Lee
His jaw must've been extremely sore the next day, look at him.
Jace James
I'm alright lol keep doing you though.
Brandon Murphy
Loosen up, get drunk. Forget women. Suck some cock. You're taking advice from guys about dancing. You're a homosexual. It's okay, embrace it
Aaron Clark
mimic dances u like silly
Cooper Hughes
I'm alright but thanks!
Jayden Hall
step 1: lose all self consciousness
there are no other steps
Connor Bailey
how do i two step
Dominic Williams
I taught this step to your mother and she danced on my cock for hours. Such a filthy whore.
Nathaniel Diaz
>You're taking advice from guys about dancing
Women grind on dudes, women dance much differently than men.
I'm pretty much there already.
Kevin Reed
get into it
much less cringy than someone who looks like they don't want to be there
few people really know HOW to dance, but most people aren't dancing to look good
Joshua Jackson
>few people really know HOW to dance, but most people aren't dancing to look good
Thanks, you helped put things into perspective for me.
James Anderson
Suck that fucking cock, you faggot piece of shit. Eat daddy's cum straight out of your sister's pooper
Easton Reyes
don't buy beer/spirits, even beer is always 10€ for a glass.
Daniel Watson
Don't fucking tell me what to buy you pathetic control freak psycho loser maggot. I fuck your mommy's pussy filled with your sister's poop
Thomas Bennett
holy based
Joseph Russell
wow that was a lot of insults in one sentence that meant absolutely nothing.
Eli Foster
I never drink so liquor is something I try my best to avoid. Beer is more than enough for me.
Jayden Rodriguez
just do this user, dont even need to move this much. it also helps if you know some of the words to some of the songs so you look like you fit in a bit better