Claire

Claire

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Yea Forums don't deserve to know about her

True, even us deserve better

You can almost see the stench

you deserve shit

Is a more complete waifu even possible? I hope she's happy rn

Is Claire just McRide in white face while cross-dressing?
Probably not.

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Will she redeem herself this year lads?

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yo what the fuck

Art Angels was her best album so no.

>Art Angels was her best album so no.

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Still no job hey?

bump

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I'm glad she recognizes this. I hated art angels. sort of pointlessly eclectic without being inspired. but since she recognizes it's bad she's def redeemable. I love grimes!

is that his gimp son?

reminder that elon musk has busted inside grimes countless times

Art Angels should have been an EP with Pin, Scream, World Princess Pt. II, and maybe Flesh Without Blood. The rest is literal "I got to put out an album so people won't forget I exist" tier. Lazy, uninspired popshit, took me 3 tries to listen to the whole thing. But yes, it's very based of her to admit it was crap. Looking forward to her new stuff.

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Good, she deserves a bf of his caliber

no it's grimes

mcride isn’t as ugly as grimes without makeup

lame. grimes is a beauty, like it or not.

careful having an opinion here m8. people don't like that. I liked the album too though, but it's not her best in my opinion

like it like it or not
im on that shit your not

Happy birthday Claire! We stan!!!

i really hope she is happy, love her so much

this

i mean i want to support her and be her best friend but i'm too far away

This...
My only chance is if she and Elon last long enough and I become a high ranking person in one of his companies. I’m a highly trained STEMfag so it’s possible. It’s pretty cringe how much motivation this gives me.

You should just hang yourself and hope to not be a failure in the next life

Why does it take her so goddamn long to release new music? Stupid lazy-ass bitch.

any life without claire is already a failure

ask the fucking label, she can't just leak it away

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Why did she delete her new song announcement on IG

be nice to grimsey

grimes

Good to see that at least ameribros are faithful Grimesfags

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>ameribros
implying...

Yep.

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Grimes is perfect

Post Grimes lore

No

Art Angels is far and away her best album and everyone who says differently has shit taste and is probably gay.

“The last album was a piece of crap,” - Grimes

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That’s nice fag

i hope our grimey is sleeping well

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heh .. nice

with the fishes

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god women in sport clothing drive me crazy man i dont know why

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Cackling

i love her for real

>listens to grimes
>calls other people gay

Imagine being this much of a tastelet
Imagine listening to Art Angels after Visions and not asking yourself “WTF was she tinking?”

grimes is for heterosexual

MatPat’s wife Stephanie.

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my niggaz
oh fuck what is this? her next LP won’t be anything like that, right?

>her next LP won’t be anything like that, right?
yeah she is constantly developing something new

Grimes, like all those with a sophisticated palate, ranks mayonnaise as the supreme condiment. It's a wonderfully smooth and rich concoction that elevates any dish, yet even by itself, straight out of the jar, it fills your mouth with culinary bliss! You haven't lived until you've listened on Art Angels on mayo.

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>tfw no grimes gf to mayo-OD with

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If her head is smaller than a ranch bottle thats a redflag.

you could obsess over any woman but you choose one of the most fucking ugly talentless whores to ever creep across the face of this wretched earth

wrong, claire is the most talented and beautiful

get out more

beauty is relative but calling her talentless just reveals you as a fucking pleb. I can listen to any of her first 3 albums from first track to the last one anytime.

grimes a cute

grems

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Who?

>his childrens

Do peopIe actuaIIy find this attractive? What the heck

It’s shopped by the hater to look ugly
Claire is actually very beautiful

A girl doesn’t have to be a 10 to be attractive faggit. Also she’s cool af which gives points.

Mean for this:

so you like the hideously photoshopped images?

I don't think she's ugly on them actually

still a qt

stop! hammer time. don't believe anything you see, especially on this shitty board. that pic was photoshopped by a retard called the turboautist. here is the original.

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that explains alot

see dis open each pic in a separate tab and you'll see the differences. the stupid and retarded turboautist modified her face in all those pics.

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this isnt funny, this is cyberbullying.
you should be ashamed

My God she's so fucking ugly.

big proof that grimes is beautiful: imgur.com/a/3vWK6y8
i dare you, i double dare you to see all those pics.

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she simply cute desu yea

why are her eyes so far apart?

no, please
i dont want to vomit

nice jcket

How do you deal with the fact that you'll never spend the rest of your life with beautiful Boucher?

Her happiness is important, mine is not

Well said. Grimey-chan is important.

woah did u just share your grimes folder with everyone?

Halfaxa > Art Angels > Geidi Primes > Visions

This is absolutely irrefutable.

b8

Visions = Halfaxa > Geidi Primes >>>>>>>>>> Art Angels
t. not an absolute and total plebeian

>calling your own work a masterpiece
Cringe, also which one is true after all? I could certainly believe that some ””””journalist”””” made up that shit, but since Art Angels WAS diarrhea it may just have been pressure from the label on her to pussy out.

yeah, so AA was her sophomore slump (considering everything before Visions is juvenilia and not representative of her work) but must she really take a decade to get to album #3?

grimes is pure trash because she is ugly, not talented and canadian

>since Art Angels WAS diarrhea
except it wasn't

it's not just one album, she has gigabytes of unreleased music

See:

>Kill V Maim, Butterfly, REALiTi, Venus Fly
>Lazy, uninspired popshit
opinion discarded

definition of cuck
you should kys

I don’t know what to tell you, the first three are like an edgier taylor swift, and venus is nicky minaj tier.

culturedmag.com/grimes-claire-boucher-c/
maybe, just MAYBE you could read the article that the clickbait was taken from.
she did say its a piece of crap, and then backtracked when confronted by angry fan (realizing she had said something stupid, again)

>edgier taylor swift
that's the laziest comparison you can imagine
also there is not even a single song about love on that album, they're all either about her ex-friends betrayals or environmental issues

Flesh without blood
>Remember when we used to say I love you almost every day
Butterfly
>I’ll never be your dream girl
Just from the top of my head

>>Remember when we used to say I love you almost every day
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh_Without_Blood
>Grimes revealed via her Twitter account that "Flesh Without Blood" is a song about a Platonic friendship she had with a woman. Grimes noted how, prior to stating her authorial intent, the press had assumed that the song was about a heterosexual relationship. She saw this as an example of how "the press genders my lyrics" and said that she no longer writes songs about love. She also described it as a song about "being really disappointed with someone who you really once truly admired".

Butterly is a song that’s from the perspective of a butterfly in the Amazon as people are cutting down trees

Interesting takes, thanks; the music is still mediocre, unfortunately

visions>geidi primes>art angels>halfaxa

>“The one thing I’ll say is just don’t believe everything you read. Just because people wrote about it does not mean it’s fucking true.” - Grimes

WHY
IS
SHE
TAKING
SO
LONG
TO
DROP
NEW
MUSIC?

you know I refrain from posting this stuff, because honestly it's Yea Forums and belongs elsewhere (and frankly it's disrespectful in the first place. you anons need to control yourselves), but how can you seriously NOT find her attractive?
She has a great figure (albeit very slim), takes care of herself, and her face. By god that is the face of a deity, I have seen it. Those high cheekbones, that jaw, those ears, that nose... and christ almighty those eyes and that brow are like a sucker punch delivered straight to the brain's lust center. She's absolutely gorgeous, and her physical beauty is only helped out by the fact that she's an extremely talented creative (no matter how much you and your stupid friends like to argue otherwise) with a penchant for making excellent, catchy songs. She's also got a huge heart and excellent fashion sense, and overall she represents the pinnacle of the post-ironic, post-internet millennial.

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faggots from label

sounds like a waifufag to me

Maybe she should join a new one?

um, doesnt have ?
blame everyone except the source. nice going

she has the contract for one more album for them

not like elon cant just buy 4AD
yeah, i think that excuse is pretty much run out

Is there a reason why they won't let her release random singles unrelated to her final album with them? She's worse than FKA Twigs when it comes to dropping new shit.

elon =/= her

I'm getting the strange urge to hit claire with a hammer

Fuck off Devon

convenient
if it was seriously impeding her and making her unhappy he would just buy out the contract.
I would imagine she isnt releasing because very simply she has nothing to release.
4AD would LOVE her to release something before everyone forgets about her.

>why they won't let her release random singles unrelated to her final album with them
apparently, they rejected the music she wanted to release
there should be a good reason why she wants to change her artist name so that she could drop new music legally

>they rejected the music she wanted to release
source? other than grimey twitter, thats biased

>if it was seriously impeding her and making her unhappy he would just buy out the contract.
why would she ask for that? it's not his business

>I would imagine she isnt releasing because very simply she has nothing to release.
this is not true as we heard the snippets and a few leaked songs

>4AD would LOVE her to release something before everyone forgets about her.
they're are faggots that used to be nice but went into complete shit

she perfect

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She's a small girl.

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>snippets and a few leaked songs
trash mostly
>his business
never been in a relationship eh?
>complete shit
and your opinion of 4AD is irrelevant. There is a contract in place and they would like to make as much money from it as possible, which would mean releasing as soon as possible. if there was anything to release

T H O T
H H O T
O O O T
T T T T

>never been in a relationship eh?
with an indie DIY artist? nope

>which would mean releasing as soon as possible
also nope. there is a release schedule, conflicts with other artists release schedules, need to organize promo and distribution and lots of paper stuff

>trash mostly
and your opinion of her new music is irrelevant

check 4ADs release schedule. they dont have much on the go except reissues.
if she had something they would release it

>check 4ADs release schedule
i'm talking about release schedule in general, not just 4ADs
e.g this month has very hyped Tool and Lana Del Rey albums, not the best time for Grimes from a marketing perspective

Umm...
youtube.com/watch?v=DQLvqvLvUIY
What the fuck is this cringefest?

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Would you not be proud of your own work? Or is it just a front for "humble" points?

Do you guys think our Claire is a good and caring step-mommy?

Excuses
There will never be a “perfect time”
And unlesss you work for 4AD you are speculating, same as I

>proud of it
>masterpiece
Synonyms in zoomer language I guess

ADD and parenting rarely go well together my breh

she a cute

god damn there are so many shots of her barefoot here. i'm gonna have to cum to that later

Hello I listen to art angels and its decent some good songs. Are the people saying other albums better right or just being hipster? Want to know if worth listening. Didn't love art angels enough to automatically listen to other album

Sad bump

I'm serious haha not bumping

Visions is a MUST listen regardless of what you like.

Thanks bro nice digits

claire

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art angels is her worst album so this makes me hopeful, but on the other hand hasn't she said this on and off about like everything she's made

>best album
>"stain on my life"

>what is reading comprehension

she fucks niggers, has a haunted pussy, and overall seems like an insufferable retard
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You misclicked billy eyelashe thread

Reminder that yorubafag is mentally ill

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And that everyone knows about him/her

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Fuck off turboautist

t. turboautist

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Get a room faggots