which rockstar has the best walk?
Which rockstar has the best walk?
Mike Love
John Lennon ____ his ____
wrote songs
absolute madman
Drank his juice
beat the shit out of / dick whilst being in the same room with paul.
Beat his wife
Hamburgered, Bonds
got / brain bown out
Does Michael Jackson count? The moonwalk was pretty good.
That guy from Talking Heads
that's the "just beat my wife" walk
ngl I work in every opportunity I can to mention that John Lennon abused his first wife and neglected his first born child when discussing the Beatles with people. I also make a point of mentioning that Paul was a better songwriter and musician
>better songwriter
No
>better musician
Yes
let it go, Julian
you got paid for fuck's sake
Yes Paul was a better songwriter, maybe not in terms of writing angsty girl songs but in terms of songs that had substance and artistic value.
>songs that had substance and artistic value
YOU SAY GOODBYE I SAY HELLO :D
That is unironically one of my favorite Beatles song and only someone with a low Beatles IQ would diss it.
Yes, it has a lot of substance and artistic merit.
Objectively incorrect.
Because I said all Paul's songs were masterpieces that couldn't be critiqued by any 4channer? You really must be fun at parties
>Because I said all Paul's songs were masterpieces that couldn't be critiqued by any 4channer?
What?
Your reading comprehension sucks dawg
Kek
Nice mental gymnastics you did there
John Lennon absolute his madman?
No I am telling you that you read things way too literally and it probably makes you less fun to be around irl
>Paul writes music with substance and artistic value
>*shows some crappy lazy shallow Paul song*
>chill bro youre taking it too literally!!!
Kek
>Paul writes 100-200 songs on his own
>1 song which is more pop than substance
See this is why I said you have poor reading comprehension and take things too literally virgin boi. Honk off now
>1
Except that, like, 100% of Paul's songs is shallow boring pop garbage.
Oh there was the hyperbole that was missing from your argument. You totally got me bruh 10 upvotes for you I hope this trends and pewdiepie shares it too simply le epic post you made. 100%? Omg how will Paul ever recover?
Cope
Oh you got me with the cope too? Oh lawd I am fucking done for. You won THE WHOLE INTERNET user. I wonder if JL being dead makes Paul the objective winner. I think so
S e e t h i n g
>hyperbole
Unfortunately, it isn't. Paul's songwriting is really mediocre apart from melody-crafting.
He's better than George, tho
There really is no comeback (unless I kissed your mother on the lips) because every time I reply it shows how perturbed I am and further confirms your argument of JL being superior to PM. Wow the perfect conundrum
Cringe & Have Sex
dialate and bend over
Lose weight and go outside
Sex bores me desu. I like getting money though
CUZ IS THE BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY....
fuck and suck