This album is unironically better than any other metal album ever released

These guys already did this 30 years ago

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in execution? almost invariable, you basically need to be chad thundercock to pull it off and not come off as a cringey compensator

I want edgy metal

I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump in 2020

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Holy basedoli

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Just listened to it.
Eh. Too fast paced, sounds like boomer music.
If I heard somebody driving around listening to this I'd assume they're a fag that works at Target

don't worry he's going to win AGAIN :)

metaltards truly seething

OP is a massive faggot. Go listen to the first two Dissection albums and think about all the stupid shit you just said. Your father should shoot you.

stopped reading everything after "metal, past the classic stuff from the 70s" because clearly you have no idea what you're talking about. metal is mostly a 80's invention. congrats you played yourself

based

if bait: decent bait, made me reply
if serious, kill yourself, and listen to more music, thanks

i hope they dont find your body

this disturbs the tourist
this offends the outsider
this perplexes the passenger
this wounds the wayfarer
this harasses the hitchhiker
this confuses the commuter
this exasperates the excursionist
this irritates the itinerant
this envenoms the venturer
this enrages the expeditionist
this vexes the vacationist
this worries the wanderer
this distresses the drifter
this perturbs the pilgrim
this startles the sightseer
this stresses the stranger
this nags the newcomer
this rattles the rover
this troubles the traveler
this torments the transmigrant
this galls the guest

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You're a retard. Metal started in 1968.

they all look the same

One of these does not belong and you know which one

dude thats honestly a tourist reply

they all look the same, do they all use the same graphic designer?

This.

Rust in Peace is way better

All performance art is gay

I’d give it a 3.5 out of 5. It was a satisfying ode to Metallica-Slayer.

truthpilled

Again. The album sounds more like a garage rehash of what Voivod did 30 years ago.

I like every album on this image. What does this say about me?

Good chart. Thanks for the recs

A candidate doesn’t win the election. This shit isn’t a fucking game. They are supposed to be chosen by the people, through a vote, to be the most qualified person running for the position. This shit seems fun and games with all the memes, but it’s real and has real consequences.

wtf wheres the slipknot

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Honestly a surprising lack of Revenge on here

I’d go for Order From Chaos

I'd like to know who was making blackgaze in 1992

b&r

Kevin Nash

You don't listen to metal

>comparing metallica to sabbath and maiden

whoa dude youre like so insightful

>missed the opportunity to see them last year when they were doing their 5 album show
>bought a ticket and am flying to london to see them in a few weeks
>they're going to play this metal shit for the entire show probably
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT

Just resell the ticket and save the money

I'm gonna wait and see if they're gonna release the show lineup before. If they still play crumbling castle then it's worth it for me for the sake of that alone.

O.L.D in 1991
youtube.com/watch?v=hb9ZmAd6GmI

Fucking hell are they seriously playing the ENTIRE ALBUM?

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>actually fun and intense in a non-cringey/edgy way
That's what all the good metal bands are like. You either have a very limited sense of what metal actually is, having only listened to a couple of bands praised by hipsers here, or you are actually dense. This is a mediocre metal album.

I just listened to it and I thought it was alright. Not my favourite album of theirs, but I definitely want to go back and listen to it again, which I can't really say for Fishing for Fishies.

whats the album second from the left? next to procreating mass carnage

Just started listening to this. Is shitty production necessary for being considered cool these days?

sounds nothing like vovoid at all?

based but its better than mediocre, if YOU had listened to enough metal you'd also know that

cringe

Baxaxaxa - Hellfire

Ceremonium?

is it me or is the guitar in venusian 2 out of time. its kind of annoying to me

For me,
It’s immortal

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>going from Hell into Plastic Boogie
absolute madlads.

tfw they will never play in your shity country

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tfw they are playing in my own city at a 20 minute bike ride

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too bad metal sucks

I like bait pictures because they remind me that trolling comes from 'trawling [for replies]'

its a fuckin great album but not the best metal/hard rock album

self immolate is rad as fuck you cant debate this

>intense in a non-cringey/edgy way
there's way more bands in that style that are actually good if you actually bothered to search

VENU
SIAN
SICKNESS
DIRE
I WANT
TO BE
SET ON
FIRE

EVERYTIME I'M ON THE STREEEET, PEOPLE LAUGH AND POINT AT MEEEEEE

>tfw missed on a Nonagon Infinity show

I made this image, yeah you're right I should have fixed this part. my logic was, "speed/thrash were 30 years before Infest the Rats Nest, blackgaze was 10 years before Deafhaven, so let's put the average value here to not make it any longer than it already is". it was made as generic statement about "non metal bands makes mediocre metal, and Yea Forums creams their pants".
but my main point was this: people on Yea Forums who HAVE NEVER HEARD ANY METAL in their life, who despise metal and deliberately avoid it like plague and would probably kill themselves if they played any metal by accident, suddenly think they know everything about the genre and have authority on it.
this is much like people saying "Kendrick is new jazz" when these people have never heard any fucking jazz in their life.
and they say it's so great solely because it is not by a metal band; it is made by their hype 2010s band from "indie" bubble, that is approved by their p4k masterminds to be "ok to like", so they can allow themselves to listen to it without being labeled "metalhead".
don't get me wrong—Infest… is a good psych revival album. it is very good by "your" p4k/fantano indie kid bubble standards. but to tell the truth—it's not even metal per se, it simply has parts of metal in it, and those parts are utter shit by metal standards, like "I am 14 and this is my first band" standard. what it does is not only far from """new""", and not even a good "homage"—it is plain ripoff of bands like Metallica / Motorhead, and a poor ripoff at that. there are hundreds (!) of better bands who actually moved thrash and motorhead sound forward. even new not-so-great thrash bands playing "retro" style of it like Municipal Waste and Motorhead-inspired modern acts play it 1000x better than this gimmicky shit.
but oh no, Yea Forums doesn't care, because METAL bands played it, and you will look like poopoo peepee cringe stinky dumb neanderthal incel manchild metalhead for listening to any of it.

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have sex

Sorry, João

Listening to it right now pretty good album so far,are people here angry about the OP bait statement or do they think the album is bad?

Based

You ain't really wild you're a tourist

they the same

People are acting like the album reinvented the wheel or brought thrash back but this psychedelic dystopian thrash future music was already made by Voivod many years ago. It’s not the band’s fault no one into them knows this though

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That you're a faggot

Go back to Twitter

Its fun seeing real metal heads having to deal with zoomer indie kids imposing on their genre.

>this album is unironically better than any other metal album ever released
this is what metal as a genre should have been from the start, actually fun and intense in a non-cringey/edgy way
fuck Metallica and Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden, King Jizz are the GOATs and they're paving the way for a generation of actual good metal

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I'm not the only one that sees the album cover as headphones right?

Metal is really gay but i really like Black Sabbath and found this album to be pretty good

so people in this thread really think gizz is an indie rock band, huh

Its one of the most boring metal albums ive ever heard, not suprising becasue these posers are not metalheads.

this is great ty

>Yes, i hate metal, how did you know?

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that chart is full of great albums.

>Heavy metsl, ew no i don't listen to that edgy shit, it's cringy and full of toxic masculinity, how can people enjoy that shit?
>now let me listen to some experimental avant garde alternative queer dream pop to support my favorite transgender artists, i hope fantano reviews on his albums

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you need to chill out dude. there's plenty of metalheads on Yea Forums. maybe not as many as back in the day, but they're around. personally im still getting into metal but Yea Forums isn't one person man

Urbanization
*Bwam bwam bwam*
Monetiziation
*bwam bwam bwam*

@89598924
retard

>actually fun and intense in a non-cringey/edgy way
But the edgyness is part of the fun user. If you can't understand that you shouldn't be listening to any kind of rock music.

I don't mean this. but like you said, metalheads are a minority on this board. the majority obviously avoids metal like plague.
I wouldn't even care about this record, but they flooded metal general when this record was released, to "stick it" to metalheads I guess, and flooded several threads in a row with their angry posts. goes to show how most Yea Forums drones are insecure teens who are jealous of metalheads.
and I'm not really angry, it's just an absurd situation that sounds more like practical joke. alas, Yea Forums majority completely lacks self-awareness and they somehow take themselves very seriously, despite parroting p4k and fantano.

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Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God, help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please, God, help me

;_:

listen to this you dumb child
youtube.com/watch?v=kkjyh9OSCRg
youtu.be/QaR0VDseRv0
youtu.be/mEvR838Ua6Y

not a single song on this album is better than this
youtube.com/watch?v=md3B3I7Nmvw

this is fine too

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Good job proving his point faggot

stop posting good music in a shit music thread

Please be bait

If you don't like Hellhammer you should unironically be forced into tranny prostitution until you kill yourself.

The whole album is like 30 minutes and they usually play for around an hour and 40, they'll play plenty of other shit

AOTY

all metalheads are either edgy roleplayers or gentle giants. almost without fail the ones that identify metal as tough and masculine fall into the former category

Whats the point of this chart? You just posted well recieved albums that (mostly not all) metalheads loves and assume its for Nu Males and Onions bois?Very hypocritical honestly