Thoughts on her body of work?

Do you know the difference between getting vocal lessons and just god given beauty? This bitch has 0 range, that soft and whiny shit is what women who cant sing do.

you guys are the reason why this board sucks now

Billie Eilish... is hot?

youtube.com/watch?v=8TCrqTL5STg
Can you hear her on the hook? Because I certainly can't.

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pretty bad

I've not actually listened to any of her music I just really hate that dumb expression she always has on her face

she looks like she smells like a mental hospital and it makes me want to shower

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I'd rather work on her body if you catch my drift

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I would eat her poop

Fat juicy ass, bulbous tits, 17 year olds can consent.

she'll be 18 in a few months

Shes like 5 ft. Having tits at that height is like claiming a ripped manlet is impressive.

This one is better:
youtube.com/watch?v=GbjwfQG_N_Y

Who on earth thought it would be a good idea to put those two together?

Imagine her fat ass riding a bbc bros

SEETHING femcel

there are way more 5ft girls with no boobs than there are 5ft milktrucks.

Her brother set them up. He is VERY well-connected in the industry and was probably looking to score his sister some clout points by having her collab with a rapper who has never made a bad album before or since.

>Rent free

Her back probably hurts like hell. Poor girl.

So u would prefer no tits? Okay faggot

Sweet Jesus lads, hold me, the milk monster has arrived.

How are either of these songs innovative? This is just early 2010s trap/phonk with Lorde vocals.

Lorde didn't sing in ASMR.

She had a huge industry push. That's why she blew up so quickly last year and got seven months of inescapable promotion before her album dropped.

Incredibly boring. Her album has no replay value.

she has a body of work which is far more than what can be said for most seventeen year olds

>her body of work
You mean, her brother’s work.

Jews

So Billie is just the female version of Viper?

She co-wrote most of the songs with her brother

Meaning, she gives a lyric here or there with her bro doing 95% of the work.

source?

short girls >>>>> tall girls

stay mad lanklets

The Gen Z Bob Dylan

When will she ever write and produce something solely on her own? There are songs on her album which her bro wrote entirely, whereas she has written nothing by herself.

Skinny girls, all girls

depends how skinny

Absolutely correct.
>appropriates the aesthetic of proles
>grew up in a stable, affluent family
>LARPs about her background and values in her music for clout tokens
>surrounds herself with “woke” musicians despite being dumb as a doorknob herself

this

>clout tokens
>clout
Stop.

the greatest!

Fat, ugly fridgebodied industry plant.

Zoomer JLo

Care to elaborate on that?

>exploits black/"urban" culture
>isn't a very good singer
>leeches off the talents of others (in JLo's case, Ashanti and all the other artists whose vocals she stole, in Billie's case her brother/Denzel Curry/SoundCloud rap)
>was specifically promoted in response to the success of another artist (with JLo it was Mariah Carey, with Billie it's Lorde)
>is shilled as a self-made icon despite doing an offensively little amount of work herself

How long until she becomes a clout martyr?

nice reference

Also:
>known more for her curves than her music

Perfection

Suuuure

I just did a lengthy discussion of Billie Eilish on my podcast. Maybe you guys will like it: open.spotify.com/show/32TCgR6bhawRwLdchYnkg2

What do you go over, might I ask?

Is this anti-Billie or shill?

Wtf are u talking about? She is nowhere near to Bob Dylan.

also
>doesnt write her own lyrics

That too.

Boardroom creation.

They should perform this together live.

Billie elish fags are like trap fags, so stupid that they don't know how to use the catalog and keep spamming this shit.

the perfect paizuri

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>trap
Stop

Her body is not attractive to me

not a fan

lol fag

lovely is a nice song

I say “industry”, you say _____.

Notice how she doesn’t sing very high or low, and her inflection is as good as your average mumble rapper’s.

Billie stop making posts about yourself it's really sad.