Prog rock? Eww no, sorry but I don't listen to that pretentious wankery fest...

>prog rock? Eww no, sorry but I don't listen to that pretentious wankery fest, music should be all about the feelings it evokes, not the technical difficulty of it
>Now let me listen to some avant garde experimental noise dream pop with a little bit of experimental hip hop like death grips if you don't mind

Attached: 20190719_122204.png (454x520, 6K)

Literally no one wants to hear your 20-30 minute cringeworthy science-fantasy concept piece with operatic vocals, Tolkienesque lyrics, highly confident technical prowess, jazz-influenced interplay, classical quotations, odd time signatures while using unusual eastern instruments and top-of-the-line synthesizers of that era.

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Literally no one wants to hear your 20-30 minute cringeworthy science-fantasy concept piece with operatic vocals, Tolkienesque lyrics, highly confident technical prowess, jazz-influenced interplay, classical quotations, odd time signatures while using unusual eastern instruments and top-of-the-line synthesizers of that era.

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: images (2).jpg (541x567, 33K)

Oh damn you just stated an opinion people have and then attached the soi wojak to it, that must mean that that opinion is objectively wrong. Wow OP you sure are an incredibly smart person.

Oh yeah that must be why two weeks after Tool went on Spotify it got 4 millions monthly listeners

>implying everyone who listens to prog isn't a basedboy

That does sound really dope
But I already listen to Tolkienesque classical (Wagner) so I don't care

Attached: 1560810452757.jpg (739x712, 171K)

This but unironically
Prog is just metal for incels

Literally no one wants to hear your 2-3 minute cringeworthy feminist, experimental blender noises concept piece with non sensical vocals, post modern esque lyrics, highly dumb lazy experimental prowess, hip hop-influenced interplay, no music theory at all, boring time signatures while using non instruments and top-of-the-line synthetizer of this post modern era

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!

Sup roastie

Let's be honest here how many bottles of soilent do you drink a day?

If I catch you writing dream pop and death grips in the same sentence again I will do everything possible to find you and beat you to death with your severed cock.

death grips make me want to fucking puke

>>prog rock? Eww no, sorry but I don't listen to that pretentious wankery fest, music should be all about the feelings it evokes, not the technical difficulty of it
>>Now let me listen to some avant garde experimental noise dream pop with a little bit of experimental hip hop like death grips if you don't mind

Attached: 1564619827306.gif (413x243, 51K)

*puts my Titanic Rising LP and Exmilitary bootleg away*

11 iq post my dude

That is exactly what I want to listen to, faggot

About 90% of prog is pure drek with some gems strung throughout (mainly Krautrock). Most of its just fucking boring.

Attached: wubbalubbadabdabdabrag.jpg (1000x853, 213K)

Based
Cucked

I like prog AND avant garde experimental noise dream pop

the reason i dont listen to prog isnt because it's too pretentious and gay, its because classical and jazz already did everything its trying to do but better

You're supposed to use ironically appealing descriptors

metal is metal for incels

this

>classical and jazz already did everything its trying to do but better
But prog is trying to be rock with classical/jazz influences. When did classical and jazz do rock better than rock?

Attached: 5309D26759F34695B99CEA9899D69572.jpg (1098x1200, 158K)

Classical and Jazz did music better than prog.

This but not this

Oh you’re one of those people

The commercially successful prog is the only prog worth listening to.

the problem with prog in my opinion is that it finds a bad middle ground between rock and classical and jazz. they try to keep the improvisational, jam-based feeling of rock music while introducing a lot of complex musical ideas from jazz and classical, but don't really combine them well. You're left with rock music thats more boring than most other rock artists, and classical music that's less well-concieved than most other classical artists.

Well I still enjoy it for the rock energy it has. I also enjoy classical and jazz separately because I know they all focus on different aspects.

Attached: Screenshot_20190817-181256_Chrome.jpg (1080x282, 161K)

there are prog bands i do enjoy, but i just wouldn't consider them anywhere near my favorites

iwanttowhatnow

Attached: fuckyou.png (1200x583, 223K)

holy based