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I want to feast on her asshole.
Story time sisters so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish and my headphones got unplugged and it played bad guy out loud so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls were completely vibing to it and they were like slayyyyysisterrrand i was gonna say something back when a boyapproached me and said “uh billie eilish is so cringe why don’t you listed to xxtentacion?” and i was SHOOK and completely flipped the F OUT i said “you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn’t get me tickets to coachella and a pentagram formed on the ground and billie rose up from it and she said “put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful ” and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path until shariah law was implemented world wide” he then was like I won’t allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytanwell i wasn’t going to let blasphemygo unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billieshe said “i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls”but then i felt an evil force risingit was xxxtentacion he said “spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh” and then allah and X fought and of course allah won and spread World peace so anyway that’s the TEA sisters stay tuned for my fenti beauty giveaway and remember praise allah everyday
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Bill Amish is actually allah, come to fight the evils of Jah
I never once listened to this bitch and her music.
Anyone who does is a little girl or a peed
hell yeah it's about time
Yeah they didn't turn her into Ariana. They turned her into a female version of X, which is why she "just happened" to go dark and then explode in popularity right after X was clout martyred.
How is this news?
Mutts have been getting jewed since the dawn of time. Same shit with Hollywood.
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fuck off with her
Scott Pilgrim was released in, what, 2010? I'm 30 years old and remember girls like this in my high school. Instead of "art hoes" they were just emo/scene kids who later evolved into hipsters once they graduated in '06-0'8.
>billie: 'i grew up poor in the hood'
>also billie: parents homeschooled her, put her in professional dance lessons, had her doing talent shows with other industry kids, could afford professional instruments and recording equipment, mother produced low-budget indie films and was a house-flipper
can confirm
Her shtick is really quite genius. Wearing baggy clothes and being all "don't hit on me silly boys" to build up mystique. Then slowly but surely revealing your fat ass and massive milkers in scattered clips and pictures.
I only ever heard Bad Guy and it was kinda underhwelming, really low energy. Less obnoxious than most other pop music, but I don´t understand the hype at all.
Bad Guy was just an easy radio hit. Her better songs are the deeper cuts on her album.
what is a peed?
#metoo
Help me. God I want it.
It means you pee your pants
Well it's fucking working
can someone explain the cuck meme
What cuck meme? That Billie has jungle fever? That´s not a meme
>only 37 retweets
C'mon Yea Forums. If you hate this girl so much you'd retweet this.
nice