/metal/

SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON
SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON
SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON
SATAN SPAWN THE CACO-DAEMON

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I don't need any gfs, last one almost made my kms
What I need is some good modern black metal
That is actually hard to fucking find

youtube.com/watch?v=gFDCHdKbKBY

Based trips
It's a shame she failed, we would have had one less poseur here

Oh shit, I'm sorry user, I though you said "modern black metal gf" at the end. Check this out, I just started listening to it, but their previous albums were good, so I'm hoping it's going to be good as well.
youtube.com/watch?v=FUwFGEjf7Rw

MY favorite album?

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Been thinking about how people get into metal in the first place. It's so different from most other genres of music. What was your way into metal? Obviously you don't just wake up one day and decide to go listen to people screaming into microphones while the rest of band violently assault their instruments.

WHAT IS THIS
THAT STANDS BEFORE ME

t. Children of Sòydom fans

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youtube.com/watch?v=JyfE55c_ZjI

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If you like edgy shit you'll eventually get sucked in

My dad used to own a records store back when you could make a living like that, so music was always playing in my house growing up. He's into rock and prog rock. The prog part never really settled with me, but I also got into rock and from there it's just a slide into metal. Think most people get into it like that.

start with the easily digestible shit
catchy riffs, smooth-ish vocals
black sabbath, iron maiden, metallica. the shit that posters here are too cool to listen to anymore. and then you tiptoe into the subgenres and sounds that you like

I don't think he is asking for recs to get into metal.

Is slam bad? What's the general opinion on slam?

Most people probably take the rock -> harder rock with some harsh vocals peppered in -> actual metal

what do you unironically think of melodeath? i know its a bit of a meme here, but real talk.

islam is pretty based to be frank

melodeath sucks

I love it, but wtf is with the burglar masks?

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In my early teens I listened to a lot of visual kei and some bands had some metal aspects to them, but the main "factor" was Dir En Grey, as they became a metal band after some point. Then in high-school I came across Massive Conspiracy Against All Life, which was my gateway album into BM. And later down the line I got into other genres thanks to this place desu.

>melodeath sucks

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I went from Slipknot to Behemoth to Norwegian black metal and then it was on

I love Amon Amarth, one of my favorite bands. Wintersun and some other bands are good too.

You randomly find it in a young age, of course being exposed and liking some mainstream rock music beforehand helps you get it more

I miss the time when i liked amon amarth

My exposures
>randomly typing gory words like gut
>buying cool looking cover art at cd stores not knowing what the music is about
>ps1 games like twisted metal, duke nukem, skateboard games had a variety of nu and industrial metal songs

Me and my neighbor and most of my friends were listening Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Metallica etc. from a very young age like 8-12
Then stuff like Children of Bodom blew up "big name" here in Finland when I was 12 years old when they released "Hatebreeder". In highschool I met up with some prog guys and was introduced to Dream Theater, and got interested in lots of shred type of guitarists like Yngwie etc.. Then started listening lots of tech death bands such as Necrophagist because they had some very technical stuff etc. then Gorguts... then more old school death. black metal... joined a death metal band... etc.

It was pretty gradual to be honest, I remember listening Beherit like when I was 15 years old and thought "wow this is stupid who listens this shit", but now I really like "Drawing Down The Moon" for example and generally enjoy raw production and more simplistic death/black bands. Black Sabbath and Mercyful Fate are still those "classic" bands I enjoy listening from time to time, but for some reason I cannot listen anything by Iron Maiden or Metallica. I do not enjoy their music anymore, even though those were the bands that pretty much introduced me to metal.

I used to like rap until a few years ago, now I'm a skinhead.

my dad turned me onto thrash and all kinds of metal and shit from sabbath to kill switch when i was younger, i weeded out what i didnt like and grew into more darker heavier shit as i got into my teens, we share music all the time and its one of the only ways we truly bond

axel

boomer metal

i thought about going skinhead but at the same time to many people correlate it with neo nazi and i just know id get shit were i live

i feel like a pleb for liking children of bodoms early stuff, but i do very much

oh and carcass is good melodeath imo

maybe this pic will change your mind a bit

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>the shit that posters here are too cool to listen to anymore
>people don't listen to rime of the ancient mariner
I don't believe it

he just needed some strawmen to hide the fact he still listens to metallica

My mom liked Ozzy and Marilyn Manson, dad and auntie were really into thrash. When I was 13, my older giant bodybuilder cousin gave me two burnt CDs by Judas Priest and Meshuggah. After I discovered Youtube, I got into stuff like SOAD and A7X and Tool and Dethklok.

what's the consensus?

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where is the line with death/thrash?\
what qualifies as actual d/t instead of thrashy death or deathy thrash?

That it's not metal

I could simplify my route a lot.

>some user posts the Ziltoid album cover on another board
>love the crazy look
>listen
>like it
>see Devin is coming to my city a few weeks after
>go
>there are also 2 death metal bands on the ticket
>fall in love with the spectacle and energy
>explore from there

>tfw ridiculed by the ladies of the moon

what is it?

who here
WANNA GET DOWN WANNA GET DOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=2U_aeUywUFQ

I can tell you it's not metal, I don't know or care what it is

Neue Deutsche Härte

love the elitism

say that to my face again

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generic pop -> rap -> nu-metal -> heavy -> thrash/death -> black

It was an interesting ride.

Evanescence -> melodic -> power -> death -> black

just bought a ticket to as i lay dying show and i've never been so excited in my life, listened to them a lot in high school

watch runescape pking videos from 2005

are they metal?

they're my guilty pleasure

Yep metal-archives.com/bands/As_I_Lay_Dying/20825

>Genre: Metalcore
So they aren't.

Somebody give me some good stoner/doom metal. I've heard all the big stuff like Sleep, Bongripper, Electric Wizard, Burning Witch, Melvins, etc.

Aside from the rap part that's exactly the road I went down into metal

elvemage ftw

Witchfinder General isn't really full on doom but they're a pretty big influence on the genre.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jpvYk22_w

i fist got into rock from hearing linkin park songs when i was 5 and watching the transformers movies. after a while, i found SOAD and that eventually got me into bands like mayhem, behemoth and cannibal corpse

>Melodeath su-

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>father likes metal, mother into punk and sort of into metal
>carpool to a Metallica show in the late 80s
>date, eventually marry
>continue listening to metal after I'm born
I bring my folks no greater grief than when I come to visit and I am not wearing some ill fitting band shirt

They sound like white trash

My father listens classical

how disappointed was he when you moved to a trailer park?

Jagged Vision - Harvest Earth
Tempter - Tentador
Serpent - Nekromant
the new Kannabinõid

oh boy i sure do love elevator music

Master of Reality is the godfather of it all

listened to that first one and dropped, sounded like some retarded hardcore or something

Pretty sure that guy has probably heard Master of Reality.

I still listen to it at least once a month, it's comfy as fuck

k well the rest of it is slower and closer to doom

I've never listened to a single king shitard song nor will I ever, just seeing the kind of absolute motherfucking retards shilling their absolute shit music makes me wanna gag
Anyone who likes that shit fucking band should kill their motherfucking selves

Bolt thrower isn't boomer metal, bommer metal is superior stuff like Maiden and Sabbath.

Home of the vulture.

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it's not that bad mr edgelord

Band that pushes out 5-6 albums a year (I think they are going out for some kind of record) is not worth checking out

I don't care how competent musicians you are, it simply is not possible to produce that amount of good songs, not even the very best artists are capable of producing consistent quality in such quantities.

It must be fucking mediocre turd music

>It must be fucking mediocre turd music
It's actually pretty hit and miss from album to album. Some are really consistent, while others are easily skippable.

I listened to Nonagon Infinity and thought it was ok, not great, but ok. Then I realized what is saying and lost all interest. Maybe I'll give the new album a listen when the hype dies down, just like I did with Terminal Redux

Why would you change this based cover art for some generic looking drawing

>unironically wearing 2 pieces of merch from the same band
is this acceptable? or was he just autistic?

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>t. homo arab

Buckethead?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZUaL0bIUMlY
deathrash
horror edition

20 MORE MILES IN THE RAIN
20 MORE MILES GETTING DRAINED

All their stuff sounds exactly the same and is very predictable. They have a unique sound but they have already beaten in firmly into the ground

ok, which cemetery are you at?

>tfw got back to listening to metal for the first time since 2013
>tfw spent so much time listening to metal i haven't masturbated once this week
t-thanks, /meal/

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youtube.com/watch?v=BPInBQ14L6I
this is what an average buckethead album sounds like. not musical at all

A lot of Buckethead's pikes are just dumb experimental shit with his guitar that sound more like ambient or electronic music and are barely listenable

all archive sites are down for me, can anyone tell me where the
>mid-paced, bone chilling slow burn with a "say more with less" approach, dread-inducing, atmospheric, dark and eerie, hardcore influenced, cavernous, thick death metal album released on Dark Descent and 20 Buck Spin
meme started?

>16 year old me
OMG ALTARS OF MADNESS IS THE GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME
>21 year old me
overrated piece of shit.
>30 year old me
No wait this isn’t that BAD
>31 year old me
No wait it is
>40 year old me
I’ve wasted my life
>45 year old me
*brap*

ooooohhhh NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*

*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
*ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*
*BRAP BRAP BRAP*
*BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*
ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* *wipes*
*PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO STOP BOI
*squats*

*inhales*
UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*

UGH
Ugh... fuck... FUCK HERE COMES ANOTHER CACAAAAA
*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
>50 year old me
OMG ALTARS OF MADNESS IS THE GREATEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME

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20 MORE MILES IN THE RAIN
20 MORE GETTING SANE

go on bandcamp for those labels and check out every album they've released

do you like death metalé?

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yeah I know
just wondering, was that originally someone's post on /meal/? or some review

it's just the atmospheric horror without jumpscares copypasta on Yea Forums turned to caverncore death metal

>Genres: Bubblegum Bass

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Same. Why waste time jerking off when there's so much good metal to listen to?

oh I see thanks
can you post the Yea Forums copypasta? I don't go there

>Obviously you don't just wake up one day and decide
Well I kind of did in a way. Though admittedly I didn't get into the heavier side of things until a little later on (Death Angels Killing Season to thank for getting me there).

I was in a music slump for a number of years, but it was after listening to pic related for the first time that I knew what kind of music I wanted to listen to.

I had a stereo player I was using at work and I asked my sister for a few CD's to play on it, and AJFA just happened to be one of the ones she picked. So yeah, there's definitely the possibility I might not have gotten into metal at all if not for that.

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Based caca poster

Pop punk
Skate punk
Hardcore punk
Crossover
Metallica

And I've never looked back

extension of the A24 slow-burn bone-chilling horror meme from Yea Forums. i know because i'm currently banned from there from posting it too much

he based

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This is some heavy shit

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What is this style of photography called?

Nahh. Children of boredom are even worse, but dissection still suck and is boring

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>more like neine deutsche sharte

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oh thanks, learned something today

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>song titles in latin

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thanks for filling my basedjak folder

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So which one is it at this time, Basedthrone or Soithrone?

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Change emperor with ulver and its perfect

ulver doesnt belong anywhere near top 50

and mayhem and darkthrone belong higher than emperor

>ulver doesnt belong anywhere near top 50
I can give you 25 albums from 2019 alone that are worth more than Ulver's entire discography

Wrong on both statements

Basedthrone, they actually started writing proper riffs again on the last album

imagine paying attention to their music beyond formative years of 2nd wave

there are dozens of bands now far superior than current darkthrone

You're correct, but that is also something a tourist would say

Name one

The real crime here is that Anthems to the Welkin is rated lower than Nightside Eclipse.

Ulver is slow, boring and invented nothing musically and whats worse helped to spawn hundreds of identical boring slow tempo atmo shit bands that try to cover the fact they cant write riffs for shit with poor production

Misþyrming

Faggot confirmed

YOU ARE NOT DEAD

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listen to them first

I have, I gave their newest album a good five or six tries. I liked it at first but then I realised that it's deceptively front-loaded and half of the album is riffless pap. The only memorable riff from that album isn't even heavy, it's that gay ass little At the Drive In riff on the second or third tune

>metal in general after the 80s
ftfy

late 2000s heavy/black thrash/crust era > 2nd wave era.
sad but true

really, faggot?

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YOU NEVER EXISTED

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>unironically liking 2nd wave
2nd wave turned black metal into the edgy joke it is today, and bears responsibility for the even worse cascadian p4k cancer.

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Why don't normies like the best Sodom album?
Is the tourist filter meme real?

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if you mean Darkthrone's 1991-1995 era, it was all objectively GOAT albums. if you somehow think trad/speed era of Darkthrone was better, you need to seriously reconsider your life choices

>Is the tourist filter meme real?
Yes

Why are you giving a single ounce of a motherfuck about what clueless random fucking rym retards think, you fucking retard?

Am I gay for liking this more than A, B & C?

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Step aside for the real As I Lay Dying
youtu.be/6W77-2VWvfY

No, it's their best album. Mid-tempo death metal perfected. This and Formulas Fatal to the Flesh. Listen to this song and the fucking drumming
youtube.com/watch?v=BkhZpMo2-0I

No user, you're gay for sucking dicks

That cover is fantastically awful and C through H are infallible poseur filters

When did you finally grow out of jerking it to metal Yea Forums?

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When did you finally grow out of jerking it?

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Mom listened to classic rock especially acdc when I was a kid, but it was mostly because of VROCK in gta vice city. Became friends with this kid at my first job and he showed me stuff like queensryche, dates warning, dream theater and his whole family was big into Judas priest, only been checking out these threads for a few weeks now but been finding a lot of good stuff.

Extremely so

Older brother had a bunch of cds so I just started listening to them. They were mostly classic stuff like metallica, black sabbath or deep purple. But he also had a couple of Sepultura and Pantera albums and that's how I started getting into heavier shit.

Asthâghul Here what vu think of my new album?

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>be me
>be 15 year old in high school
>hear holy diver on radio, didn’t know what it was at the time, but sister knows the song name
>what the fuck this sounds cool
>look it up on youtube
>music video looks like my vidya
Been a fan ever since. Thank you Dio.

When did you finally grow out of “it”?

Dio sucks, glad he is dead

89577768
Contrarian

What’s the opinion on Phillip Phillips? Is he a meme or is he actually really good?

who he?

How do I become more evil so I can produce better metal?

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do something evil, go shoplifting or something

You are supposed to vanquish evil.

How is it that a band not really associated with the black metal scene created one of the finest albums ever?

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>Why yes, I listen to Trve Norwegian Black(ed) Metal, how could you tell?

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Because "scenes" are bullshit, especially in an inherently individualistic genre like BM

Why are pagans always fat and cringe?

What’s the opinion on Diabolical Masquerade?

There is literally nothing wrong with being fat. Even Varg talks about it is important to have high bodyfat percent for survival

All these "chads" would perish when tribalist society would take over because they could not survive the dark pagan winter

Holy shit inquisition has one of the SHITTIEST BLACK METAL VOCALS I'VE EVER HEARD LIKE WTF MAN AND PEOPLE SAY ATILLA IS SHIT

Leave the Hall

he's talking about strongfat, not doughy fat from sitting in a basement an never having performed physical labor

Need metal gf

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No u

>Why are pagans always fat and cringe?

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Atilla is shit, but so is Inquisition

Kys model faggot. I am "morbidly obese" by BMI standards but have ammunation, guns, and dry food for times of crisis. I am prepared and you will perish when the shtf. Lots of people on /k/ are morbidly obese but they will survive the inevitable apocalypse

What does this have to do with anything.....

Atilla is amazing and so is inquisition

Someone always gets triggered when you make fun of Inquisition's Microsoft Sam vocals
>n-n-no...m-muh based frog!!

find a gathering of unhinged psychopaths. form a scene with them. listen to one shady guy who tells you other guy is going to kill you. kill him first. go to jail, serve sentence, get out, move to other yuro country and marry an autistic woman.

Seriously though they fit fucking great on songs like this youtube.com/watch?v=1AK2FGunp1g

No crisis is going to happen, we’re all just well fed slaves now.

If you don't like demonic frog vokills you can leave the fucking hall

>I am "morbidly obese"
Stopped reading there. Leave the hall, lardass

8% bodyfat frog vokillists are the only ones who will survive any crisis

I look forward to seeing you on the 5 o clock news in the near future

Any good reccs for Chinese black metal?

>people are unironically defending inquisition
If you’re going to listen to racist pedo music, at least listen to a good one that isn’t pedo like nokturnal mortum

>thinks he would survive the collapse
>can't walk 5km or his knees would crumble under his own weight
lmao

>giving a shit about what the artists do with their lives

Chthonic, they’re Taiwanese but they’re what you’re looking for. One of the best overall black metal bands today.

>Kys model faggot. I am "morbidly obese" by BMI standards but have ammunation, guns, and dry food for times of crisis. I am prepared and you will perish when the shtf. Lots of people on /k/ are morbidly obese but they will survive the inevitable apocalypse

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metal for this feel?

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mainland only ! i don't deal with island subhumans

wtf is this even?

Fuck off commie fucker

Sweaty all Asians are subhumans

That being said, check out 怨

is there some metal with atmosphere like Discharge? I like their panic/dissonance+punk feel

I don't like Zuriaake but this wasn't bad

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I haven't given a shit about many full lengths this year, but the demos have been fuckin' killer boys.

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I was really into noise rock and drone music, there's a lot of metal bands who cross into those genres.

Y'know he's got a point.

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cursed images

What is the gayest metal you can think of? Something that really gives out the vibe that "wow, these guys must be gay"

youtube.com/watch?v=Omr0DaOav0E

Something like this, I want to listen absolutely the gayest possible metal, from the gayest bands and the most faggy looking guys

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I don't even like Megadeth but that post is fucking pathetic

whats the verdict

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soundcloud.com/negativexp/you-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-listen-to-music-if-you-watch-the-needle-drop

Cynic are legit fags and probably gave Chuck Schuldiner AIDs
Also pic related

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this guy and his band

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They are pretty fucking gay, but Cynic's "Focus" is pretty good album and not like.. gay at all (except the lyrics are a bit söyish)

who are the lads considered the absolute greatest, who no one dislikes?
lemmy, tom g warrior, fenriz and quorthon are the ones i can think of
i would say peter steele too but there is surely some faggot here who hates him

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nespithe sucks

>king gizzard
What a fucking joke of a name

who the fuck are these ultra mega basedboy cucks?

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Manowar

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Native Construct

>not including Dio
What is wrong with you? Also Iommi

>Native Construct
youtube.com/watch?v=v99dHD9oWfU

Ok... now this is Based

Fenriz is a poser faggot

>think Alexi is cool when I was 15
>catch CoB ten years later
>realize he's just an alcoholic manlet with a diction composed 75% of the word "fuck"
And he can barely play guitar live. They would honestly do way better if they hired a shredder who can flawlessly play the solos every night.

Is it true that he sucks live these days?

I've heard some stuff that he has some broken bones or something like that so he cannot play as he used to.

I'm curious as to how. The dude has never been pretended to be anything but a music junkie/nerd and acts accordingly.

...

stop it and go listen to disclose or any other dis band

ican sit and make half assed riffs all day and make an album out of it, dont see me bragging

if Misþfyrming is five then what's ten? Ulver?

Söythrone were shitty trendhoppers since day one. Now ted and fenriz are the alternative lifestyle romantic life partner commandeers of a mob of ironic torch wielding söyboys who claim to be all about CULT, OLDSCHOOL METAL even though they only just discovered Agent Steel and Manilla Road in the last 5 years
It must suck only being remembered for Transilvanian Hunger and Under a Funeral Moon, which are just shitty imitations of Burzum

Söyside Journey: generic Swedish style DM album #928192819

A Blaze in the Söythern Sky: "now we're kvlt black metal because Euronymous said black metal is cool!!!! nevermind the songs are still basically death metal riff salads that happen to have some Mayhem ripoff riffs tossed in!"

Under a Söyneral Moon: MUH ICY GUITAR. it's SUPPOSED to sound thin and weak! that's the point!

Söysilvanian Hunger: wow, it's like Burzum, except without any of the dynamics or songwriting or interesting use of feedback and distortion! And the first pressing has a REALLY EDGY message in the liner notes haha but don't worry they weren't serious!!!!! they were kidding around!!! (Fenriz needs non-white people's money too!)

Panzersöy: the "we're out of ideas" album

All the pure BM albums after that are even more uninspired than the C-rate Darkthrone clones coming out around the same time like Craft and Katharsis.truly pathetic.

Then they went comedy rock, and that's where they remain today.

Fuck fenjizz. Fuck Cockturnal Culto. Fuck söythrone.

also, Misþyrming is a riffless pap? were you talking about Ulver perhaps? im honestly confused

What's the /Metal/ equivalent of this?

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I haven't listened to their debut, but their recent record is riffless pap. I wasn't talking about stars, but if you want 10/10 BM it's called Pure Holocaust. I don't mind Ulver but on . most days . they're not my thing.

ow the edge

Fenriz is fucking based faggot

moribund-oracular eyes

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You're trying too hard.

I know this is bait pasta, but imagine legitimately not getting Under a Funeral Moon

peter steele is fine i just don't listen to metal for girls

Care to give me an example of a 10/10 BM(or near that) album that's not 2nd wave?

>metal for girls
youtube.com/watch?v=K-xhPPJHl7s

I enter threads and post contentious opinions in order to gain recommendations

Sure:

Bathory - ...The Return
Vlad Tepes - March to the Black Holocaust (only their side of the split, the Belketre is noticeably inferior)
Beherit - Drawing Down the Moon (they're second wave chronologically but I assume you meant the Norwegian bands)
Damaar - Triumph Through Spears of Sacrilege
Paysage d'hiver - s/t (Closet thrash fans will tell you it's "atmoshit," but atmosphere is literally what BM is about, most "atmoshit" bands just get the atmosphere totally wrong)

taake - doedskvad
negative plane - first album i can't remember the name of
negura bunget - om

all within the span of 2 years

how is Paysage d'hiver not a riffless pap?

I kinda want a metal GF even though they are probably a major pain in the ass and the fact that I can't handle them since I never had a GF.

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The riffs in PdH are excellently crafted for what the song structures set out to achieve. If you're going to create long, repetitive and hypnotic music you need a certain kind of riff, and that's not gonna sound like Bathory. The problem is when you mix up your goals, and have bland atmoriffs in songs that are structured like Dissection tunes, nothing makes sense and you just have senseless wandering, which is what I feel happens with bands like Mysthirming.

Sick blogpost incel, keep us updated!

Too bad you're dying alone

Imagine wanting a gf, instead of a superior transgf.

everyone is not a delusional batshit insane faggot you know, some prefer the real thing over something fake that will eventually kill themselves within a couple of years.

youtu.be/plk2bK1-FLc

SCHRILL CRIESSS
ANGHELL DIESSS

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the times rym was right

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lmao is this pasta? paysage fucking blows

I cant listen to something with that bad of an album cover, even if its a 4/5

>EMPEROR BAD

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>EMPEROR GOOD

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soi

And Justice For All was the first metal album i had and that was my introduction to metal

>I cant listen to something with that bad of an album cover, even if its a 4/5

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death to trannies
youtube.com/watch?v=QWPSdIwRdNw

dude you don't hear the riffs in PdH it's just ambient noise how is that black metal?

non metal thats metal as fuck

youtu.be/H66oT9SBXpo

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I grew up with little to no music being played at home so but the ones that were played were usually rock, when I grew up the trending bands were things like linkin Park, limp bizikit, Korn and all that crap, they never really clicked but since I knew nothing else I listened to that and allways felt drawn in by the heavier side Of those bands, eventually at school I was talking with a former class mate that had a brother which was a huge fan Of metallica, Sabbath and the likes, and that class mate asked me if I wanted to listen to something crazy and so he jammed from the cradle to enslave in my ears, from that moment on I did everything I could to find more about that musical genre, that eventually led to me being drawn into black metal and thats basically it.

This is my favorite mayhem album

Mine too
>THE SUM OF ALL YOU EVER KNEW EQUALLS ZERO

Does anyone else ever get pissed that the US has almost no good metal festivals and the few that do exist are full of buttrock like seether or korn?

festivals suck anyway

Black metal turning into a norwegian fuck fest ruined the genre, the only true black metal is first wave inspired by Venom and Death SS

>my mother is depressed and anti-social towards my father and me when I visit them
/metal/ for this feel.

Help your mother instead of listening to metal you waste of flesh

I do but she doesn't tell anything and tells me to fuck off and how everyone blames her on problems. Also, she goes off these ramblings that make sense and every time time me or father try to calm her down or make sense she starts having these manic scandals at home. I'm tired, I think the country got her and she flew over the nest.

youtube.com/watch?v=SewlhBM2PSE

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youtube.com/watch?v=EAHQ0K_IK7c

Barbatos always helps
youtube.com/watch?v=YI1qyP4gq5I
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SLAM’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

thanks lads

Why aren't you posting the music video dude?

youtube.com/watch?v=kQZp3qOUHXc

how did they do it?

>Melodeath suc-

youtube.com/watch?v=llFVF4U2UhE

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-ks

post first-wave black metal isn't even real metal anyways

what else is good from this project? this is pretty much just second wave worship but it's been hitting the spot lately.

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just listen to darkthrone

I would like to propose an infinite moratorium on Bench Tails.

have been for 10 years.

Pagan Hellfire

>new Sabaton, Tool and Opeth in the same year
2019 confirmed for the year of the soÿboy

wow I can't believe this saved metal

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i'll check it out, thanks. sometimes I just want a well-done imitation over some reinventing the wheel shit.

It turns out some retard made a new thread 100 posts too early, here it is I guess: