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Rosie :)
we wanted a seulgi thread
shut the fuck up
Will the NY photos be topped bros?????
finally Jo Yuri thread
show informazioni?
my cute true blue aussie wife
traderjoes/wholefoods
bellybutton
found it, thanks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vQFvOv7omc
you had like 10 minutes to make one
There are more black folks in LA
>traderjoes
too niche
>wholefoods
overpriced
:(
That MV made me want to rim someone for the first time.
I don't 'think', I know. It's no secret. They even went on vacation together. Maybe they even shlicked at some point.
shows on retard
mina is back??
im sorry
it unironically doesnt
Damn, Momo's waist is small! Smaller than Chewy's
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MBC Show! Music Core
3:45 - 5:00 PM KST
Jinu (Winner) (w/ MINO)
Weki Meki
Shin Ji
Oh My Girl
NCT Dream
ITZY
JBJ95
Norazo
VERIVERY
Shin Hyun Hee
GWSN
TRCNG
D1CE
Rocket Punch
Fanatics
lusty
Nancy and Ahin didn't know what PUBG is but still applied for the tournament
Bros, just found out about this....
what the heck
every thread is a seulgi thread if you believe hard enough
priorities
There's more than just food at Target
well sadly we don't have anything like japan conbimi so i guess target is close enough, sprouts?
mina mentioned
>rim
did you?
i really hope so
Arin is a pure goddess. if a statue were to ever be erected for an idol in korea it should be for her
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Nancy's sex voice
more like pedophiles
Dude, most idols are trash eating bum ass niggas. Do you really think they'd tell their management while on tour in a foreign country: "I absolutely need to shop at Trader Joe's right now and nothing else!" They just want the full American experience. Simple carbs soaked in rancid saturated fat.
What did Yena mean by this?
>NUTS
>Jinu (Winner) (w/ MINO)
>NCT Dream
>ITZY
>Norazo
left to perform
hehe
erected
blackpink stinks blacked. stan loona
>ITZY
so they are flying in sat
arin is just another run of the mill nugu viusal
she is ready
i want to kidnap nako
:)
Japanese conbini are patterned after 7-11s, they loved the concept so much they literally bought the real 7-11
Gas station stores and corner liquor stores are also pretty close, I have no idea what you mean
That's kinda hot
Alright enough with the other members. Back to posting the pictures my wife sent me.
someone get me the number for the korean police
and then what?
i didn't know shitzy was performing tonight
holy shit Sakura
don't wear that in public
quality wise it's night and day barring stuff like candy/chips
US 7-11 is garbage/soggy diabetes food
JP 7-11 is actually decent/good food
seola with a big red ribbon
i love my tight little wony so much bros
t. waifus one of the dozen poor man's yeonwoo/pinky clones
Hyewon is truly the visual
what do you both mean? i won't do anything bad, why would i do that to nako?
Do idols willingly go for the girl next door look during travels and lives? They look much more normal and approachable than your average wpop
oh my.....
hmmmmmm
You're talking about prepared food, but guess what, none of these kpops are at the Target food court, they're not buying prepared food
They're not looking for conbini riceballs, they're looking for red carts full of American junk
wony would be perfect for this CF...
she walked all over manhattan wearing that though
>i won't do anything bad
kidnapping is bad already
that's why I'm asking what will you do after kidnapping her
perfect from head to toe
Raise her as my daughter and house maid
The girl next door is a normal look. Why wouldn't they look like that when they're off the stage. Wpop stars don't do many behind the scenes or everyday type videos so we imagine them as always looking the way they look in IG pics but they could blend in pretty easily into the crowd.
if she didn't want to be kidnapped then she shouldn't be so kidnappable
i would have more respect for itzy if they came out with full length albums. short albums with one good song just seem like a money grab. no respect for that
*nude apron*
who??????????
>caring about the music
Kroger
nothing, i'd just like her to be near me
not pristin
>omg literally have a cripple
lmao
Wpops dress like over the top clowns all the time
that's what i like the most. yeji is cute as frick though
>idol
>gf experience
yes
>sexy
Too thin
thats not funny
Icy is a good song too
imagine walking then all of sudden you see this in front of you
Yeji looks like my brother's ex gf. I'm still jelly
Thin Lizzy is still Lizzy.
hyewon best dressed again, she also picked out sakura's outfit
it kinda is though
I'd spank them one by one as I walk by
it's a cool song. i'd like them to use that talent to make a whole album with good songs
Yeah I did actually.
I only had a gf once in my life (long time ago) and no shit this MV inspired me to try it. I got addicted VERY fast. Not sure if you want all that info, but I feel like dropping some bars.
My gf at the time played 'Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training' on her gameboy every evening before going to bed. The game gives you a bunch of tasks like math, reaction games etc. and the thing is once you started the round, you cannot pause it until it's over. So when she started it, she layed on her stomach and I snuck up behind her, pulled her pajamas and panties down and just rested my tongue on her butthole. It was great because I could just lay there and I know she couldn't pull her panties back up or anything while she's occupied. The great thing was that when there was a passage with reaction games, she would get really passionate and breath faster and sometimes her butthole would twitch and I could feel every tiny movement with my tongue. Also when we switched positions and I pulled my cock out, I sometimes went down in between to suck on her asshole before I put it back in.
So yeah, thanks KARA for giving me the courage to make my dreams come true!
Kidnap
Remember when Lizzy shat all over Yerin talking about the difficulty of Gfriend's choreo?
>yujin
FBI
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Nancy's mustache
why
ah fuck
i thought it was binnie friend
That was a gay pop
VERY
and i mean very cute
why tf was chat in arabic
Cute
Why does Hyewon look like a 10 in all her pictures?
small waist + boob curtain top
very good
Superior Asian genes
i exploded
maybe because she is a perfect 10 but I'm not an expert
Oh god, just look how juicy Tzuyu's thighs are...
dr kim does high quality work
Kidnap at the back
eye sea
I'd tell these gringos to go back to Mexico and stop stealing err jobs
>on her gameboy
DS you mean
Taemin and Kai were there too, and one of them said male choreo was harder, but Lizzy is the one who said she could have never handled their old pole dancing choreo
Because she is a pure natty 10
the contrast between the rest dancing and stuff and her just sitting there singing her parts is kinda funny
ps monster
>My gf at the time played 'Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training' on her gameboy every evening before going to bed
Fuck off pedo
hobbies: anime/manga/games/food/fashion/selfies
>announce there's no chungha
>fucking sucks but still excited to see based performers mamamoo
>announce there's no wheein
I'm just gonna kms, hope that's okay with you guys
youre not going to kill yourself
I live in a super popular travel destination for Asian tourists and the citiy's main university is in partnership with Hankuk uni in Korea, so I get to see TONS of Korean grills around here and honestly 90% of them look great. Keep in mind they're daughters of rich af parents so they're probably cut up already.
>one mamameme fan less
that would be fucking based
Rich average looking dads and super hot gold digging moms also help with being good looking.
you're right, I'm still excited to see itzy
>hobbies: anime/manga/games
I heard in Korea there are girls who spend all day at these PC-bangs (basically LAN-cafes) just gaming. Is that true?
the fewer cubuggo shitters the better
I'm going to hitouch Iz*one tomorrow. What should I wear/do to make them notice me?
Hm yeah. I see a lot of those in the shopping streets actually. Some small framed, balding dude with a super pretty slim wife. They sometimes just wait in front of the boutiques and smoke while their wife is inside picking handbags and watches.
Yes but they're 3/10s
>le 23 year old rookie prospect
you just being yourself will make them notice how disgusting you are
SHE WASNT FAT BUT HAD TO RUIN IT
put on some nice perfume and wear your best dress shirt
She's not anorexic anymore.
the dude she was after turned out to be gay btw
3 piece suit monocle pocket watch cane
>sync into bed
Sneaky.
>What should I wear/do to make them notice me?
>NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!
They don't give a shit about you and just want it to be over ASAP.
how did dayomi and yorumi, who were bottom tier at debut, come to mog everyone else in the group with ease?
i dont think she has menstruated in 4 years
Naked
They sure will remember that
wear bright makeup and lipstick
they'll remember you forever
cumming of age
if you dont know how women grow youre not going to get a good gf/wife
>cane
The saw-cleaver would be a much better choice IMHO.
1. make sure you're not fat
2. make sure you're not sea
3. that is all
do what that one guy did when he tried to kidnap taeyeon unironically in a middle of a performance. they will remember you for sure
>lizzy is 27 years old
kinda surprised at that, she looks way older
>They just want the full American experience. Simple carbs soaked in rancid saturated fat.
lol gotta remember that one
They know exactly that you want to french kiss their assholes. Just keep that in mind when choosing your attire. Don't make it more awkward than it already is.
shes a recovering anorexic alcoholic
28?
custom izone tshirt that show a picture of every member with as much personal info such as name, birthday, hometown, origins, favorite things etc. they will remember you (and be horrified)
theyre not going to remember you
pick one of them, make sure it's one you know will talk about it to the others after, and laugh in her face. loud and proud, manic even, and I promise they'll remember you forever
I envy you. Literally every asian at my university is a male chink
>one guy did when he tried to kidnap taeyeon
I thought it was kind of cute how he held her by the wrist. You could tell he dreamed about that moment for years.
I'm an alcoholic
hello alcoholic im anonymous
I'd mating press her so hard that her ass sinks into the sand.
best dance move
based
irene is in her 60s but looks like she's in her 20s
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>2secs avg
memorize the phrase for your bias
omo
Waste of money really
do you think they talk about how yoohyeon's neck looks like a massive beautifully curved throbber
>touching your waifu
>wast of money
gtfo
how come a womanlet like Sua dominates strong females like Handong and Jiu?
that was a lot of fucking women
I dispute the premise but they did indeed blossom nicely
because she's an absolute goddess
a little something to fire your imagination up
because they like it
Why would you even talk shit about this lovely girl?
our girls live in a bit more than 1 hour
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skyperfectv.co.jp
but both look like you need a some kind of subscription.
Where do I find these phrases?
god
Lizzy used to be a perfect wife material
Handshakes are better. You can hold hands and awkwardly talk to her for 10 secs.
me too
What should I say really quick to each member of Iz*one during hitouch?
animal noises
Have sex
who is this plastic uggo?
Will report back with results
literally whip out your dick and pee on their faces
tell nako i love her
Nothing, just look them in the eyes
Only care about MAX on that list and only if they performed the classics
Say you support Japan no longer white listing Korea.
"Fuck you"
in front of hyewon/sakura
>used to be
Stop with this meme.
say tochigi~ to hitomi
The only plastic thing about her is her eyes and she's open about this. Everything else is natural.
If you want to be remembered forever by them, say something horrible, that's what nips do to j-idols, though some may end up quitting. Worth it though to be remembered.
come home, nako
>I envy you
Don't.
I actually live in a terrible ghetto located right next to that city where I commute to study and work. I never had a gf and I come from a simple background. Now imagine EVERY SINGLE DAY when I go to work or study in the library, I encounter the cutest Korean grills. New ones every semester too. It's like a carrot on a stick.
It actually makes me depressed to see how incredibly beautiful they are because it reminds me how ugly I am. Like sometimes when I take a break from studying and get a coffee in the lobby, I stand next to them and it's crazy how smooth and clean their skin is. Like they have no pores at all and their hair is so silky. It makes me miserable.
A few years ago I think they even made fun of me. (they all live in the same dorm, so rumors spread fast) They probably noticed what a sperg I am, so a few of them asked me how the number pad on the lockers work and when I explained it to them, it became obvious they already knew but just wanted to laugh at me. ;_;
heat is on
Shame idols can't drink beer on vlive. Twice members were going to drink beer but got a serious message from JYPE headquarters saying no.
The only thing I will say. The other ones I really can't say.
Will come back with results
say that we all love and support them
should've gotten a shirt with her face on it, too late now
i thought nayeon and twiceboy already drank on stream
make the funniest face of pure shock and awe you can muster
good sulli train wreck
like, how horrible are we talking
thank you
>it became obvious they already knew but just wanted to laugh at me
I cant really believe people do this. They probably just wanted to talk to you.
You mistype "him"
this is actually adorable and wholesome as fuck
Idols shouldnt drink at all. Imagine what could happen if they were drunk..
why stan talentles shit groups when you can stan loona
I love her so much bros
>You can hold hands and awkwardly talk to her for 10 secs
Nigga I'm fairly certain you'll find yourself in a choke lock of some huge dude if you do that. Unless you're super Chad of course.
how can I get my bias drunk
wear this and keep gesturing to your crotch while saying "chizu hotdog"
WHAT THE FUCK? Is that guy a taiwanese billionaire?
They must scream at their staff for disinfection spray as soon as the last person is through...
>pathetic twicecuck still going at it for 4 days straight
kys
How do they smell? I imagine they smell nice.
When is the Kcon stream?
By being a hot gaypop from the same label
you first
How cringy for everyone involved. Imagine a person who has no idea about idols watching this
dilate
Oooo ok I will do this
fugly goddess
I must kill wonho and shownu
sihyun?
Say this: 너의 엉덩이는 뚱뚱해
>"neoui eongdeong-ineun ttungttunghae"
It's short and I promise they'll remember you.
>two of the few gaypops that could actually fuck you up
good luck
>Momoland told their fans they're going to sleep when they ended the live but they're now being spotted all over LA at 1am
lol
cucked
>I cant really believe people do this
Well they did. 3 times in one summer. Always different ones.
>How do they smell?
I never got that close and I'm surely not trying to.
Why would you expect more from the datesluts.
omo are there pictures
I love cub
That's mean
There's pictures of Hyebin and Jooe at In n out and someone said Nancy and Jane were in the street where the clubs are
Sakura remembers her fans and even stalks them on twitter
>no place with 6 word post size limit
kpop for this feel
say it to eunbi for best effect
imagine watching lazy whore lazy dancing to 9 songs
On the prowl for Jamal
Damn
Ahn
motherfucking
Yujin
i cant find any of them
post them
She'd probably cry
Hyebin and Jooe at the burger spot. The Nancy/Jane thing was a text post
Just busted the biggest nutt I've had in a long time to that whore seungyeon.
Those lying sluts
cute, learned along time ago low key jealous females can be cute
What the fuck is the guy on the left wearing.
nice dude
>Where the clubs are
Whores. Literal whores
come on jihyo sana obviously didnt want to keep it real there
is there an essentials chart for getting into k-pop music
our girls going to LA
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nobody here actually listens to the music, we just shitpost about idols all day
I don't trust you user, Nancy would never do that
She has the ugliest smile I have ever seen, no joke
bts
Literally any song from:
AOA
SNSD
After School
Orange Caramel
Twice
Damn those korean girls are all over you. Now I really envy you.
He must have some crazy game. Notice it was HER offering the lock. What a Chad. Probably left his number on the table too.
Why would momoland try to lie when Twitter exists and people will be following them around as soon as they spot them?
twice discography
rv discography if you intend to only ever give a shit about just the music
let everything else develop naturally
avoid blackpink
Would grab sakura and hyewon's asses then run. I did football in highschool so I'm confident about my speed
they are brainlets
Do it like the Jap idol meetings. Jerk off in your hand and make them touch your semen.
this is good advice
BLACKED
>rv discography if you intend to only ever give a shit about just the music
yeah
red velvet is probably the best kpop group production-wise, next to wonder girls
and? How was it?
this is all you need actually
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based and redpilled
nice joke
>What the fuck is the guy on the left wearing.
Exactly my first thought. And is that a glue-on mustache?
You should be ashamed of yourself. We're not here to sexualize these sensitive artists but instead celebrate their works.
This: Except for maybe 2 or 3 groups, I've never hard a single song.
manlet shoes lmao
...
This. Talk about Aladdin or Lion King and blog about it on twitter using #sakumail. Wear a shit ton of Sakuratan merch.
now this is fucking based