>american football
>no songs are about tackling muscular men
American football
Alexander Wright
Liam Martin
>korn
>no songs are about vegetables
Jeremiah Morris
What a friggin gyp. Still got my Foreginer cassettes though.
Gabriel Reyes
>Iggy Pop
>He is not popular anymore
Liam Murphy
>the beatles
>only one of the members beats his wives
Juan Reed
>The Animals
>All songs written by humans
Carter Reyes
2. Ringo got drunk and did it once then got into rehab
Robert Turner
oh nice didn't know that. still 50% isn't acceptable to me.
Eli Roberts
>twenty one pilots
>no songs about piloting aircraft
Leo Flores
booooo
Justin Moore
Caleb Perry
>Beastie Boys
>actually human men
Jose Mitchell
Cringe
Cringe
Cringe
Based
Cringe
Cringe
Cameron Sanders
thanks
Brayden Hall
>hootie and the blowfish
>bandmates aren't fish and the singer is a nig
Brandon Long
>Bad Brains
>is a bunch of black guys
uhhh
Grayson Clark
thats kinda racist dude...
John Brown
>they might be giants
>are definitely manlets
Grayson Lewis
Let's just friggin' forget everything we said, Fryman
Eli Carter
>sunny day real estate
>is actually a group of musicians and not a real estate company
Juan Lopez
My bad
Jose Anderson
>Eminem.
>Has not written a single song centered around chocolate candy.
Jordan Collins
>Third Eye Blind
>They all only have two eyes
Christopher Ortiz
>Xiu Xiu
>actually wears two shoes
Brody Foster
>Death Cab for Cutie
>No mention of Taxi Driver
William Peterson
>The Smiths
>None of them are named Smith
>None of them even have the middle name or surname Smith
pathetic
Ayden Rivera
What does "blind" mean, user?
Hunter Fisher
Ya know, I've been looking for a band that brings the BRAVADO, the real cock-in-your-face, trying to, uh, "expand my horizons" since all the bands from back when I rocked the hardest are all dead or not doing drugs anymore.
Lemme tell yah, the American Footballs? More like no balls, you know what I'm sayin? Now Zep, there's a band who will rub their balls, and maybe even their dicks, all over your pansy-ass, 9-to-5-job-havin ass.
...wait is that gay? You-you know I'm no homo, Fryman.
Angel White
>They Might Be Giants
>They're regular-size men
Well at least they weren't 100 percent confident with their claim.
William Morales
Corn is a starch.
Anthony Lopez
if you wanted to be a real pedant you'd know it's either a grain or a fruit